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Yeah.

That'S a good one.

Is there something about Ace hardware that I don't know why these two boys. Audience, welcome. Hello. I was talking about Ace Hardware. I said I wouldn't got a little bum ass safe from A's hardware, amongst other things, but I got a little lunchbox safe, and then niggas just immediately started shitting on Ace hardware.

Well, now, I asked you, did your safe have biometrics on it? And then my guy here began to.

Shit your guys ish.

I didn't shit. No, no, you did. I answered your question. Ace hardware don't have a safe with biometrics on it. Why not? It's ace hardware.

That don't. That don't. That's. That's, like, hate or some shit. Yeah.

When you go into dick's, right?

Pride month, they got all the dicks.

They got Gucci sneakers and dicks.

I don't know.

They do not.

No, I haven't been in dicks.

I have. They don't.

They don't. They don't. There you go. That's all you saying.

No, dicks are weird, right?

You saying ace hardware is some bum shit is what you're saying.

It's not bum.

It's not bum. It's just not gonna happen.

It's not low.

It's affordable?

Yes. It's not gonna have a biometric.

Oh, you think I was somewhere affordable? You saying. Oh, you was. You think I was somewhere affordable?

You weren't slumming it.

I was slumming it by being.

Wow.

Wow.

They let you come back. I was saying all that.

Look.

They let you come back on Bergen law. Look, I just said, they let you come back to Burger Lawn. That used to be your block. You know, you got the money down. You don't go to burger law no more. Oh, I see what's going on here today.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he told me.

Ish'S goal in our friendship is to paint me as that guy.

As what guy?

As that guy that got some money and won't go to Bergen line.

When last time you been to breaking law?

The other day before that. Uh, two months ago.

You are two months.

Lie. What you must. What you buy. Three months. McDonald's. McDonald's. You didn't go, you mean nigga. You're lying, though, now what?

You're lying. I know you lie.

Now what I know I'm lying? You don't know shit about. Listen, you know anything?

I know it's a McDonald's two blocks from your house.

I didn't want to go down McDonald's. I bet you I was in the area of motherfucker. And you tell me where I live. Goddamn.

I said, you got a McDonald's two.

Blocks from your house. So I went to Home Depot. You bumming niggas. Since you try to put me somewhere affordable, I went. I went to Home Depot. Affordables.

A slight.

The way that ish and mail talk, affordable is a slight.

I didn't.

They tried to say it in that podcaster, passive aggressive way, that podcast you did. And Mel does it, too. Y'all did it together. But anyway, I went to Home Depot. I got my fucking samples of the paint that I liked, and the audience don't care about paint, so I'll speed this up, okay? But the paint that they told me to get, that my guy, my trusty guy told me to get. Why y'all laughing at me?

Don't trust him no more.

Excuse me.

That's not where you go by paint, Joe.

Where's not where you go to buy.

Paint now they tell him, hey, yo, I don't want to tell you to hit me. Cause I laughed.

I get paint from Home depot, you bum. What are you. Why are you laughing at me?

What? You said you were to go get at Home depot. Paint swatches.

Yeah.

Okay.

I've always went in there, got a little sample. Hey, put the shit on the thing. They was real happy to see me in Sega. Hey, Joe, buddy. Moon music. Yo, we love you.

So, no lesson.

Keep going.

You got to paint samples from Home Depot so that. What?

So I could leave one of them.

Okay. And then when you find a color in the paint samples that you like, where you gonna get the paint from?

Not Home Depot, because I'm looking for Benjamin Moore paint. And Home Depot doesn't sell Benjamin Moore.

So go get Benjamin Moore swatches, which.

Is what I did at ace hardware.

On Bergen lawn, that one on Burgundy.

Am I missing something?

Nah, go ahead. Go ahead, though.

You're talking to the hardware store God.

No, I'm talking to the classism God. That, too, is what I'm saying. You are the classism God.

They do know that, right? Benjamin Moore has their own stores.

Yes, I know that. What is going on? Why am I being paint shamed? Yo, niggas will shame you about anything.

Paint.

Paint.

You gotchas. One right there in Irvington, man. All right, definitely.

I'm gonna start playing. Cause you think I won't go to Irvington?

No. Yo, just say you keep making these little comments, me and you be so.

Good, as soon as we hit record, you start making comments. No, no, you said I can't go to.

I didn't say can't. I said you're not going to. It's called Newark lumber, so if you wanna go, just say you Newark lumber. You get the jigsaw construction.

You are Newark lumber. I am.

They got you.

I did the jigsaw construction discount. Now you wanna help? Oh, now you wanna help? It only been 22. Now I get some help. Thanks. Oh, shit.

Real quick, before you. Yo.

Nope.

I ordered White Castle last night, bro.

Shit is ight. Shit is I wanted to fly. I ain't gonna lie to you.

It was about 1230. I said, you know, let me open this app. Let me just hit this button real quick. Yeah, that little White Castle came through.

Hey, nigga, the other day, I was walking out of some art gallery in the city. Got a nice little meat food truck on the corner. I stopped right there. Hey, let me get a sausage. All of this. Peppers, onions. Jazz it up. And then he looked me in the eyes and said, you want a Pepsi?

Fuck, yes.

Then I had a decision to make.

If you're eating bullshit, you gotta have a sausage.

What's the decision?

Yo, if you eatin a sausage, pause. You gotta get that Pepsi from the bottom of the thing.

He ain't even got no ice in it.

I say, fuck, yeah, I want a Pepsi.

Are you shitting me?

We in New York, buddy.

Uh huh.

Yeah. Then he said, can or bottle? I said, you got both. Oh, you fancy?

And the glass.

Ooh, he was fancy.

Well, you did your big one. I'll take the can. Gotta take the can with all the strangers germs that grabbed it before. You gotta take that one. That's what make it good.

Little germ.

That's what make it good. Like how other people food tastes better than you if you order the same shit. Little seasoning, the little nasty shit around the. No straw, too. Just mouth. Mouth to can. Like our fridge back to the essence. Oh, jack gargling back.

Cold.

Pepsi. Yes. I don't give a fuck about them doctor pepper stats y'all putting out I don't even believe it.

I wouldn't want one of them.

I don't believe it.

I wouldn't.

Bought one.

What happened?

I saw you.

Yeah, I don't believe that shit. Wasn't that. No, it's Doctor Pepper, the brand. That's why. That's why the brand. Doctor Pepper the brand and all the shit.

Oh no, that wins. Doctor Pepper the brand.

That's why.

What else they got?

They got like ginger ale's. She got a lot of shit under there.

Pepsi ain't got you with some Pepsi?

Nah, they got Pepsi.

Got a lot of shit too.

Oh yeah, Pepsi won. Yeah. Red Pepsi. Y'all fell for all the tricks.

Clear Pepsi.

Remember the clear Pepsi.

Clear Pepsi.

Oh, my God. We so dumb. We are so dumb.

But yeah, that shows ass. You got too much money to be eating that pigeon ice. I'm not even talking to you. Okay, we know you are. He got money. He got mad money. He just wanted.

He loves slumming isis, the regular hood nigga. That be with the Muslims whose grandparents got all the money in the real estate.

He got the money, yo. He don't have the money. Stop saying that. Who's he?

Me.

Nigga, I don't have the money.

Yeah, but your grandparents. Oh, I do have a boy down. Favorably in the will. Yeah, you try to talk over me? Your grandparents wrote you favorites. I'm favorable.

He said he has a boner pig.

I'm favorite. Pause, man. I went to the hood chinese joint and got four wings for $10. We have to do something about this at this point when the hood chinese joint is no longer affordable. It was. It was 925.

That's blasphemy.

Oh, that's the perfect time to play this little fucking shrinkage clip that we have here. Shrink. Shrink flation.

Mm hmm.

Gas lighting us. Their reasoning behind making the bottle look like this was to make them more aerodynamic. The Gatorade is very real. And this is not the only teach me white TikTok ladies life cereal went from 24.8 to 22 point bounty. Changed the number of sheets that you get from 165 to 147. Honestly, I could keep going. New size, 300 grams, 250 nest cast. They put like, a cookie shaped piece.

Of plastic there to give you less burritos.

Used to be 9.75oz. Oh, y'all know we're not.

We talked about this on the pod. Don't be a pint no more.

I peeped it with the toilet tissue, nigga. They can't trick me. I was running out of rolls a little too fast.

Just be flying now.

She ain't that damn thick. Where they at? Where is the fucking toilet?

Where did she say?

God damn it.

You know my sweet, sweet. Too fast. The Haagen Dazs ain't 16oz. It's 14. But the price went up, and the.

Price went up ish for our bet to start about your weight loss journey. And by April, August 1. I do need to see you step on a scale. I can't take your word.

That's fine. You got one here.

I told Corey.

Or there you go.

Yeah, I feel like we can get one here within the next couple of hours. Just probably scale so bad.

You think he's lying about it?

No, I mean, let's get the bet going.

Anytime they get to, is your body right or not? Mel shines right there. Mel. Mel shines.

All y'all get on the scale. All of you.

But hold up now. I ain't gonna lie to you. I've been outside a little bit, getting dressed, walking by mirrors. Weight loss Joe ain't chump. I do like my new Joe's impact looking body. For real, nigga, I put a pair of pants on the other day that was at least eleven years old.

It got right in them.

Feels good.

You ain't had to jump up and down enough.

I don't jump up in there for one pants.

Okay, see, there you go.

Good salute. Good.

Cause you don't wear jeans.

Here we go. Here we go.

Not cause you don't wear jeans.

I got a pair of jeans.

You jump up too?

No, I don't. Any way that I could be seen negatively? You pop right in. Potter of the. I don't jump up. And you've never seen me do that.

I have, though.

You have not. And if you did, why would you say that? If you telling the truth, why would you come in here and say that? We won the broadcast. Is that what we want? Yes.

All right, cool.

Protect me. Don't look at dumb nigga, you.

I've never seen him jump into some jeans.

No, nobody has. Except for Antwon, Miss Ward. Except Miss Ford.

We want.

All right. Protect each other.

Right? Let's do.

I try my best to.

To do what?

Protect everyone.

Who's everyone?

Everyone here. I try my best.

I'm not in everyone?

No, I try to protect you. Shit, me? Are you shooting me with what I really think about you and the things that I say? You bugging. I protect the shit out of you. Oh, man. Have you protect.

Well, have you protected nigga with that? I hate to see what you doing? You ain't trying to protect the nigga?

Oh, it's mad niggas out there that's unprotected by me. I got a list I can show you. They ain't doing good. Them niggas ain't doing good. All right, let's start with some shit. Defaming women. Got a little clip. It's really these girlfriends. But this is.

Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourself.

That's right.

Amen.

It's a fact. Talk to these.

Does that make sense at all? Yes.

Talk to him. Really? Explain it to me. Explain it to Mel. She don't know his wife. Like, not you, sweetie, but sort of. You kind of talk a big. Mel, we want you somewhere.

Like.

In the dwelling, just not here. Like, just like around the cor. In the vents.

You can sit in the vent. I don't care if you want to watch me.

In the vent? Yeah, on the roof, anywhere. But just not in front of me. Trying to be my friend. What you doing?

What you doing?

Watching baseball.

Why you watching baseball by yourself? How come you didn't get me up? You snuck out of bed.

I want to watch baseball with you.

What you doing? Why you waiting?

Why you down here by yourself? Move over. Move your leg off that ottoman where it's comfortable so I can sit next.

To you and wrap my leg around your leg. And some weird I love you, hot vibe.

No. Give me your arm.

Give me your arm. Give it to me.

Let me give it to you. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

Mean it.

Mean the kiss. Mean the kiss.

Recipe. That's Patrice, right?

That was. Yeah.

Recipe.

Yeah, recipes.

Patrice.

Mean. Nickus. Oh, my God. Yes, sir. Mic check 1212. What the fuck is up out there? Feeling good. Feeling great. Big jersey. Big jersey. Always, always for the ladies, for the ladies. For the ladies. Hey, I'm gonna continue, all right? Hopefully anybody's feeling good out there shout to wherever you might be listening from. Anybody that had a really good weekend, man. Everybody woke up with rapidly long, talk to me, talk to me. All the milks out there all the guilt out there. None says nice weather like don't walk away by j. That's how I feel. And that's all chicks is doing out there walking away anyway. Yes, sir. We getting some beach weather coming up. Yes, sir. Might learn how to swim. Fuck with me. Self improvement out there. All the dope boys and the scammers. All the hustlers out there. Wait a minute. Wait. Just for you. I just gotta know that your love is true get the running for in the out. Yeah, this was my bag in the club, man. Anything with a two step was a little faster. Look like I had a little more move.

Let's go, let's go talk to him.

Yes. I'm going to hide tomorrow. No, I sing the Lord singing the Lord. Let me. Yes. Hey, don't walk away. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. We are up in this piece. Feeling good. Hit the fake applause on these niggas. Let me get the drops out the way. Everybody looking good. It's man and good. Good to see you like the part about it. Here we go. Yep, yep. That's what we here to do, huh? Dennis, Bob and himself? You fucking right. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. 732.

That's right.

Welcome to episode 732 of the Joe Button podcast. I'm Joe Budden, brought to you by prize picks. I'm here with some beautiful, amazing people. To my right, Mel Ford. Big Mel Ford in the building. Hi, how you doing? How you doing?

I'm feeling great.

Hooty who? Good, good. Hootie. Hootie, you right back at you. Big issues here. How you doing, man? Good, good. Long winded, but he's here. All right, we got big freeze. Irvington's finest, five percenters finest.

Move my city, everybody.

Come on, man, you know the vibe. Elizabeth, what up? We out here. We out here. Elizabeth Poe is here. Big parks in the building. Amirah's finest, Omara's finest.

Corey's here.

Imani is here. Gonna jump in whatever the fuck he feels like it. Ian is here. Erickson is here. How is everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? What's going on? Talk to me. I'm feeling good, man.

Had a nice, relaxing weekend. Glad to be back at work, bro. Feeling good.

So I was outside. I was having a good time.

Yeah, fuck with it. Nah, I was outside moving and shaking this weekend.

That's right.

Fuck all that cool, calm shit. They talk about moving around out here, letting them see you a little bit, letting them see your face if they ain't seen you in a while.

Burger line, of course. Oh, shit.

What you did, parks?

I was at a couple little clubs Friday night.

Mixy.

Little mixy. Little mixy. A little mixy. Yeah, man, it was a good time to hit the carnival Saturday night.

Yeah. I mean, okay.

Okay.

Yeah. I didn't get on the Ferris wheel. I didn't get on the Ferris wheel. I wanted to, though.

On the carnival. Yeah, this was the weekend to be mixed, you know?

Yeah, it was. It was nice, but not too hot like you get it done. Good time.

Why was this the weekend? What else happened?

It was just. It was just good. Good energy. Was outside Friday night, me and Shorty went and hit the strip club.

Okay, Jersey.

Yeah.

All right.

Let her rub on some ass.

Come on.

How much is it? We had a good time.

Bucks.

We had a good couple dollars. We had a good time Saturday.

Get a big chain on.

No, no, sir. No, I only have.

You don't wear your big chain when you go to strip club.

No, sir.

Rolling.

Which watch? Here.

Yo, what's that with y'all? This is the stitch cash. Have my apple watch on. Okay.

Oh, I did. Go join that paddock waiting list. You goddamn right. Walk right up in there.

Oh, I ain't getting on yet.

But you were. What?

Watch? Shopping.

What?

Store? Store.

Yeah, one of them.

I don't know which one, though.

I'm not pronounced that.

You can't pronounce.

David German. Nigga went to David Germany. Let's go.

Okay.

It'S time.

No pun intended.

Yeah.

Good shit. Knew that production was gonna work out sooner or later.

Gotcha.

Just for you.

I want to go for my pops, too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep going. What you mean somebody else you need to be buying for? No.

You gonna tell him what he need to be doing? What is my exact.

I was asking my man a question.

I'm talking about Father's Day.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, that's what we went for.

It's Father's Day.

We were worried about everybody else after at their appropriate time.

There you go.

Okay.

All right, let's run from this, please.

Thank you.

Unlock anything?

Get him out of there.

Yeah. Come on. Now. What are you doing for fucking whoopsies?

How was your weekend, dog? Oh, it was cool. I went to the game. I never been to Boston before, so that was fire ever in life. Never.

Really?

Yeah, Boston was.

Did you hit the streets your whole sex life? You wasn't fucking Boston chicks?

Yeah, I wasn't going up there.

Oh, see, that's different. When you.

Come on, man.

We can get you at the Middle east. We can get you. How was it? How was your time? Did I call you nigger?

Not him.

Yo, you crazy, dog. I stood out that motherfucker like that shit.

The stadium.

Really?

That shit is.

How was the seats?

Fire. That shit is like, 99.

We watched the game.

Did you trip the reference we looking for?

We watched the game, so don't. Don't inspire us. We watched.

So I wasn't far from the ref, okay?

But we were looking. Well, I know where I was. I don't know where I was looking at. I was looking courtside.

I wasn't far. I wasn't court side.

I'm a one to say that. You could say that.

It's okay. I can say that.

Look at classes.

I mean, to go back and watch the tape of that game anyway.

But not that shit is white. White, like fab. Like we stood out, like Boston, the stadium, arena, New York. When you go to New York, it's like a mix. When you go to. I've been to mad stadiums and mad games. That was the whitest I ever. Like, that shit was different.

Okay?

You know what I'm saying? Like, it was like nineties, 8% white. So you would have stood out in there like that? Shit was like that, but I'd have been home. Crowd was electric. Crowd was electric. Y'all seen the game was fire. Then after that, you gonna say it.

Was all white, but it was electric. I thought you about to diss them.

Yo, sport. Nah, sports.

Wait.

You try to say we can't get.

A little electric, yo? No, sport. It's funny. Cause sports and music kind of bridge the gap sometimes. It's a temporary racism hole. You know what I mean? You go to the garden, Jordan kicking on the dick's ass, niggas being there, high five and hugging you and all that other shit. They'll call you a nigga on Monday.

But Sunday, you good Sunday?

Yeah, we high five in.

So you were rooting for the Celtics that day?

I was rooting for Kyrie, but it's another.

Well, you did that. A little quiet.

You went quiet, though, right? You went loud with the Kyrie. Rooting. I mean, he ain't giving us much to root for.

That's true.

It's all right, though.

That's true. I almost broke my foot again hopping off that Dallas bandwagon. Cause it was going fast. No, for real. Cause I had to jump off while it was moving. And then. Salute. Salute to. We got nine pairs of Kyrie's here, so salute to Kyrie.

Big jersey.

And I ain't never saying nothing bad about Kyrie. Cause that guy's an inspiration to me. But when I asked for the Kyries, boy, was he kicking up. And he seems to just slow down a tad bit. I'm still gonna wear my shit. I see Ike's got his on.

Oh, you gonna rock.

I'm still gonna wear my shit. But, I mean, go ahead. Kick up a little bit.

Give me a reason.

Make me proud to rock my shit.

I'm done supporting the Dallas Mavericks. I do want them to get. And I like Jason Kidd. And I like that bullshit that he on trying to call division. Jalen Brown's the best player. I like all of that. But Luca can't guard a fucking hot dog stand. He can't guard a bench. And they putting all these montages together of people blowing right by him. Dog, I'm not here to do this.

They've been born by.

I'm not here to talk with him.

No, he likes to come.

I'm done.

Europeans aren't really known for their defensive prowess.

A lot of times you gotta give some effort.

This is the NBA final. You have to make sure the person in front of you don't just blow right by you.

Yeah.

Especially if you're the best niggas player.

I turn money, they just run it right around that you ain't gotta pay for. Yeah, he just.

Yeah, it's bad.

Pass the fucking house.

Or white boy. You don't miss any. That white boy houser. And he hit that baseline and start fading away. That shit is all net. That money are up there, boss.

Stupid.

Every park in America got one of them.

Yeah, two.

Yeah, a few. But there's one white boy that's gonna come in here and hit that net from wherever he's standing, flat footed. Yeah. And that's how you better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nah, but nah. The energy in there was just different, yo. It's like playing. It's like Nick's playoff energy, but that shit was crazy.

All right. Where'd you stay at?

Downtown.

You don't wanna say?

No? The row?

The Ramada. Oh, you did the red roof?

He was at the red roof.

But like the suite, though.

Yeah. There's only two.

Elevator. He walked up the steps.

Yeah. You're an idiot.

And he read in the roof. He didn't match. He makes sense. All right, Mel. Mel, how about you sleep on the roof? How about you give it to me? How you feeling? What's going on?

I'm good. I was. I was chilling this weekend. I went and saw a Broadway play.

Drunk.

Which one?

Home.

Okay.

Recommend it?

Yes. You will not shit on something. Go ahead. No, I'm not invited by the director or some shit?

You know what?

Antoine Fuqua.

It was really just hell getting there because there was, like a food festival on 8th Avenue. I don't fucking know why they do that shit. That shit is unbelievable. But, like, it just hemmed up. Traffic. I just.

That's where you go.

Get this. The street sausage. And then they got the big baskets full of broken glass for $5.

Yeah, basically, it was. That was it. So. Yeah.

Familiar with the New York street festivals, but that's what they have.

I trust you. Glass mangoes.

It's weird.

Yeah. So anyways, that was it. I went to see a Broadway play. I got mani petty. I got had brunch chilled with the girls. That was my weekend.

Okay. You look like it. Thank you. You look like it.

Wait, is that a compliment?

Yes.

Okay. Thank you.

Yes, it is.

You got your ya memes on.

Yeah.

Your grease. Eleven s. Mm hmm. Sandy.

Sandy.

Sandy.

That's Sandy.

Sandy.

Spoiler alert out there. I do wanna start with a little bit of dark matter content.

I watched it.

All of it.

Are you caught all the way up?

I'm caught all the way up.

Then you should cover your ears or leave the room. Well, no. Cause I do want you to answer this question, but I am gonna spoil a little bit of it. I know my audience hates that.

It's cool. I got up to, uh. I finished four.

You're a long way.

Yeah, no, no, no. Six out.

But where they go from four to six turn up.

Yeah.

Yeah. But anyway, so listen, dark matter is a show on apple. They're not paying us to do this. It's just a really good show. So we're telling you about it. But.

But if you want to pay us apple.

Oh, yeah, sure. For sure.

Oh, it's apple. I've tried that talk for a few years. For a few years, I've tried to have that talk. It's very difficult at that table to talk.

They just go, thank you.

To have a good look.

Doors right there.

We're apple.

You know, mister boy.

No, we love what you're doing. You're great, but we're apple. And they're right.

Yeah. Hard arguing.

Hey, if YouTube is winning, Apple can say, YouTube got niggas about a strangle. No matter what you do, you need to be on YouTube. Anyway, listen, here's my thing that I meant to say last time we was talking about this show. Do y'all notice that one pregnancy fucked everybody's life up?

Yeah.

Mm hmm.

Outside of Ryan, who's a super genius.

Mm hmm.

Corey, don't start your atheist too early. One pregnancy. Well, Max, rest in peace, Max. Max was a miscarriage, but one pregnancy fucked everybody's life up. Everybody was a mutt and a bum in that world. Did y'all notice that or no?

Yeah, I didn't notice. What do you mean? They were a mutt and a bum.

That's the whole impetus.

Nobody was doing well. Layton's not doing well. The chick to work at White Castle or wherever she works.

It's a little bit of pro life propaganda if we're going to be real.

Yeah, cuz.

Yeah.

Fuck his old shit up.

That's true.

Anyway.

Also, fake Jake sleeping with real Jake's wife is our word.

Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. It is.

And then they could try to get some pussy when they was fighting. Do you seen him? What are you doing? Meanwhile, the guy is in drill. Jake is over there fighting that pussy off with a stick. Ready?

They weren't clubbing it all.

As she's ready to go, she said.

Do I need to sleep in the other room? He bodied it. I don't want you to, but I need you to. What? So I have a few questions. I'm leading up to my real question, but I'll pause right here. Would y'all be faithful in another realm?

Yeah, it. Temporarily. I'm gonna keep it a buck. Listen, I would temporarily, I wouldn't have popped.

But once I'm in another realm. Yo, I'm about to tell you, it gets tricky.

Once I figured out I wasn't going back home or I had a hard time getting back home. I'm gonna go get that.

Yeah.

I need that stress reliever. This is how I'm gonna even get back home. I'm gonna go to a couple doors and pop in each door.

Oh, my gosh.

What's different over here? Different? It might be different. Different in the snow. It might be different in the snow, man.

Pussy might feel different in this round.

Yeah.

This is the one time where your real life partner is. No way they'll ever find anything out. Parks. You're right.

They would never find out.

Got it.

Okay, so I'll speed it up. We can get off of that. I want to no one jam anybody up. My real question to y'all is if your partner, and hypothetically for you, please, if your partner wasn't your partner, but looked exactly like your partner and was just placed in your house and your life, like. Like as is on the show, how long do you think it would take you to figure out that that's not your mate? And what would give it away?

Less than 24 hours.

Well, they look exactly like your mate.

They look identical.

It's. It's them.

It's just I've been with my girl for nine years.

Yeah.

And we've lived together for half of that.

I would know quick by.

Mad little. It would be the little shit. It'd be like the way that she fucking organizes or doesn't organize her shit, the way she comes and puts her shit down on the couch or whatever. I'd be like, you don't do that. Normally.

I would. I wouldn't think that.

Because on the show, dude is bugging out.

Realize he bugging out.

He gave.

Yeah, well, that was a big.

That was a bit.

He couldn't recognize that many things.

He didn't know what it was or what it looked like.

Yeah, he didn't bug it.

I didn't get there yet, but I. I'm sorry. She knows. I wouldn't think it wasn't them. I would just think they was going through something.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

That's what she thinks.

So I would think that they was going through something. I wouldn't think it's a totally different entity. I would just be like, yo, you all right? You've been a little off the last couple days, so you know what I'm saying?

You would do the same thing that she did.

Yeah, that's what she doing. And the son that, they're like, yo, dad's a little off.

I mean, he's.

Your brain can't even think that.

This is a total.

Why would you think that?

True?

Fuck that. I'm asking y'all, but I'm telling you.

Because my brain can't think that I'm not gonna think this is a different person.

So you would do the same thing?

Yeah, I would be like, yo, what the fuck is up? Like, the flossing thing. Especially when she was like, yo, we know when you got a dentist appointment because you floss. That's the only time you floss. But you've been flossing every day. Just little shit like that, that I know for a fact you don't do or do, and you are doing the exact opposite. You'll start to think, yo, what's up with this person? But you're not gonna think this ain't them, because you just can't wrap your brain around them.

Here's where it gets tricky, though. She's happy at first because he comes in, he's lovey dovey. He's busting her ass.

He looks better. He dresses better, swaggy.

He's got money, though. Even the girl she was talking to, she was trying to tell her. The white girl, she's trying to tell her like, yo, look at the shit you complaining about like he's dressing better, he's being more attentive to you, he's encouraging you to do go follow your passion and all that.

Yeah, but then she dropped the bomb and she already was like, oh, you really buried the lead. You should have led with this part. Great show. That's what I got. Thank you, Parks, for answering that honestly. I think I would know rather quickly as well. And I would do something to escalate, get this bitch out of the house.

But would you know it's not her?

Actually, maybe not.

I wouldn't think it's not her. We in the earth. Well, you watch a lot of shit.

No, dog.

No. I'm about to say you watch a lot of shit. But the normal individual is not gonna be able to even fathom that there's an identical person that's not my girl or my husband in this house.

Especially when he just went out to a bar and he comes back, like, where?

Like, he was gone for months.

Where was. Yeah, where was the time?

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but no, cuz. I mean, I heard the Tamiya song.

Yeah.

Strange stranger in my house. I think that in a real relationship, the person that you go to bed with could wake up and be a totally different motherfucker. So I try to try to monitor on a day to day basis. Niggas could change and wake up. That's different from what we talk. Yeah, but I know totally different.

I'll just be like, yo, you ight? What's wrong with you? You need to talk about something.

If your girl just start acting like a witch weirdo in the house, you gonna say something?

Of course.

Even if it's shit for the better? Would you like.

I'm not. You're still gonna think that's still your. Kidnapped my bitch and bought a new person. Here. What we talk about, you're not gonna think that. You're gonna think it's still your girl, but just something's off. Yeah. And you're gonna confront her with it. Like, yo. Okay, what's your evidence?

I don't wanna drag this. Cover your ears or you don't care, cuz I'm about to go. Yo. He sent his. He sent homeboy to another universe. That was the flyest shit I've ever seen somebody do to an opponent. I'm sending you to just. He don't even know where he at. It was pretty, though.

Yeah.

Perfect world. Yeah.

Yeah.

They told my man, I'm gonna take a picture of it for you.

Let me get your phone. Let me get your phone. Oh, my God.

This shit like, fam, you can't tell what's about to happen from the. Just from the setup that you went to confront dude with. When Shorty found the little cap.

Shorty found. She followed him and broken his stash.

She found that, gave it to my man. He realized, oh, shit. This is shit.

I'm working on.

How you advance me. So you confront him, saying, yo, I'm getting lawyers involved. Like, all of this shit. So, you know, it's animosity already. I come. Follow me, nigga. Yeah, he leading you somewhere.

I would have never took that drug. Never.

Hell, no.

I'm not going in the box with him.

No.

That's what you're working on? Cool. We got to fight it out or something. I'm not going in there.

So now you sent homeboy to another universe. And I knew something was tricky, because how he handled Layton in that little box versus how he handled this dude in the box, very different. He barely gave dude any instruction. Just chill out. Yeah, but he said, I'm gonna imagine a place that you would love. And then he sent them there. So paradise, theoretically, which is Fugazi, because he don't know this version of dude.

That's true.

So he can't imagine a place that he, this dude would want. He knows old him. This whole show is a mindful. It's really. Go dark matter chow. Dave, I follow lady on Instagram like the Dick Rider groupie. I am Dick Ryder group. Yeah, he follow me back. Hey, wait. First I followed that. I'm such a sucker for that. Follow back. I'll follow back. If I like your character and some shit, I will. I see Fresh Prince of Bel airs coming back out on Peacock. I'm not watching that shit.

I'll be watching my watch.

I'm watching bad boys for 104 million worldwide box office. Round of applause. Round of applause. Round of applause. It was a really good movie. I can't about it. It was a really good movie. Well, well deserved. Forgot all about that little smackdown.

No. Now they flipped on Chris. No.

Yeah. Cause go. You go be funny, nigga. Do a stand up or something.

He deserved that shit. The reports are like, based on the success of the movie. Niggas shitting on him now.

Well, let me shut up. Cause last time I seen Chris Rock, he said he listened to this podcast, even if it's a lie.

Hey, what's up, Chris?

Take him at his word.

Nah, I've seen him too.

You seen him too? We gotta talk. We gotta talk soon. Shout to Chris Rock.

Shout to Chris Rock, the whole rock.

All right, so where would y'all. Where would y'all like to start? Sexy red TMZ drops the footage of sexy red fighting in the airport. I couldn't see if she had hands or not.

She had a pole.

Yeah, I was gonna say is that. She's the one with the pole, right?

Yeah, she had a pole.

Like swimming pool or.

You know, the little line shit that they block off. She grabbed one of those and got big. Oh, she could swing that shit.

She's happy on your ass.

If you trying to attack somebody, you could swing.

Adrenaline is a motherfucker.

I want to know why it's always Newark Airport.

Let's go to our Newark couch here. Toss it to you guys.

I don't know why it's Newark airport, man. I wish you niggas stopped. I wish I stopped in all the airports.

But it's not always Newark Atlantic. Atlanta gets it in Atlanta, get in some fucking Atlantic fuckery.

But Newark is.

Newark is high on the. When people forget their gun in their bag, it's typically at Newark, homeboy. The basketball player, was that D'Angelo Russell that had the drugs in the sprite can that was at Newark. Homeboy that had a scrap with the Delta worker was at Newark. For me, I see Newark a lot.

I usually see him a lot. Spirit, it's not.

It's always.

It's not specific to the airline. She wasn't flying spirit, though.

No, no, no. I don't think she was. That didn't look like spirit.

Listen, man, I just want you such a peaceful air, and there really is.

Nothing to fight about here.

Especially in a new game in the new gate.

Ain't nothing beautiful.

Y'all keep saying just north. There's nothing to fight.

Whatever, I'll hold up what you be.

Wanting to fight at the airport, but.

There'S a lot of common sense gonna kick in.

That's what I'm saying. Sense outweighs it. Like, you know, what was Jim at when they just got into the little scuffle at the airport? When? Jump. Jump.

Newark.

That was Newark. No, no, that wasn't.

That was Newark. Google it. Really google it.

When Jim jumped the white boys, he landed.

He jumped Newark from where?

He looked like. It looked like he was going to baggage. It did look like he was going Newark Airport.

Even if it wasn't, it was fucking, yo.

Yeah, Fort Lauderdale, Hollywood International Airport.

Nick, I'm wrong as hell. I'm wrong.

Put that shit on north put it on us.

Yo, he was headed to Newark. He was headed to Newark. Parks, tell me some of the reasons that you would want to fight in the airport.

Because you'd be mad ordery and all types of shit in the airport.

You would want to. I'm talking about to actually do it.

Now, I'm not gonna do it, but you want to budge, you in the line.

The whites be a little rude in the airport. Yo, dwights, you just been Starbucks. They just cut you off. Yo, dog, I need a latte, too, nigga, fuck is you doing? Just like you wasn't even there.

You go wait online and order at Starbucks. You don't have the app where they just make your shit while you head over there.

I might just be impromptu. I got some time to kill. That's what I just did. I had some time to kill. I just bought. Usually I'm running late. You know, I'm always procrastinating. I'm just running late. Most times.

I didn't think that applied for a flight.

Yeah, I've been Carl Lewis in the airport before.

When are you gonna break out of that rushing? Just don't feel good.

I hate rushing.

Rushing to charm.

Hate rushing. Anxiety of rushing. It sucks. Anytime I rush, I know already, like I'm gonna forget something. That's why I hate Russia.

Well, even if you didn't forget nothing, now, it's just the hustle and bustle of Russian is annoying.

Trying to.

Rushing. Yeah. It's just corny. What was we talking about? Oh, fighting in the airport. Yeah. I can't share in this. There's no time that I wanna fight in an airport. My last fight in the airport, that was where me and Royce was gonna fight in the airport. Yeah. I talked to him in a way I shouldn't talk.

He didn't take kindly to that.

Not at all. That was high. That's my brother. I love Royce, man. That's my guy.

Shot to Royce.

Them niggas got on plane without me, left me right there, the next play. Wait. And fell asleep and missed it. Oh, I fell asleep at the gate and missed that play. Yeah. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. I'm not fighting. I'm not get a first class ticket in the voice of shit. That's why you get the first class ticket to not be around the niggas.

In the pre check, preacher.

That's why you do it.

Clear? Pre check. A double.

Dad, we doing no fighting in that Delta lounge. We up there now. Those muffins are good. Get that muffin.

Asparagus, nice and crispy.

Yeah. Ain't no fight in the Delta lounge.

No, that's it.

You get arrested. You fighting that Delta lounge.

Getting arrested at the airport. They got arrested going to Boston. I had to sit economy.

Oh, you poor thing.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

However did you make it?

They fucked me up, fam. That shit was 30. What? 15 b. Oh, wait a minute.

Middle.

Yo, united. Matter of fact, United is on some bullshit.

They. Yo, get him. If they was watching, what would you.

Say my delay was? Three and a half hours.

Yeah, united. Beyond some bullshit.

To Boston.

Boston.

And you took the bit? I wouldn't even take out a drove.

Yeah, I didn't know the Amtrak. So I got to the game late and all that shit. I was mad second quarter. I was mad. Like a different type of mad. My nigga. Like I was on fire.

That's how you represented us in there with all them white. You can even be on top. You coming in a game on the gardley middle seat.

Vibes all over my nigga. Like a different type of hot. No bullshit. But then they mistakenly gave away my seat at the game on a flight. Oh, they mistakenly gave away my seat. Had to make some moves and give me a seat. Cause I went crazy in there.

I went bugged out.

Oh, you hit your camera on them niggas?

Yeah, absolutely. My name is antoine fuqua. That bitch. But, yeah, it's a drastic difference. I'm not gonna hold you. Boston flight ain't even long, nigga coming home, I was like, this.

Go in there.

I was like. I couldn't even get mad at him.

Yeah.

Cause he was in hell like me. He on my knees. I for sure my knees was poking this nigga in the back paws. I'm like, yo, this is some bullshit. You don't know how n do it right.

Where did you rest your arm?

Little indian and nigga next to me had a laptop, so I got my.

Yeah, all right.

I bullied my way into the boat.

About to get that g card.

I bullied my way.

Cool.

Little white lady on the left, indian dude on the right. Gobble ho. Yeah.

It's a shame how we identify people.

That's crazy.

Indian lady.

No, white lady. Indian man.

Oh, got it.

It was my peoples, though.

Got it.

But now that, daddy, you be in your bag.

When there's a white lady next to you on a plane, though, that's when it's. Don't play with a first class dick. Oh, this was economy. Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, goodbye, Randy, what else? What else is in important, unimportant fighting at the airport. Thoughts and prayers to sexy red.

Yeah, that's gonna make it tough. Well, I'm sure she's got. She'll get out of it.

She's not pregnant, right?

I don't know.

That's my only thing when I see the girl.

Well, she just had a kid, right?

Mm hmm.

What'd that mean? You're right. You're right. That's how your baby mama always try to get back in your life.

Do you want me to have a baby? Can't wait.

You want our brothers, our kids to have different? Yes, bitch. Yes, I want our kids to have. Yeah, you go have a little half brother or something. I ain't doing it. Hello.

What's going on? How you doing, huh?

Y'all know baby moms to try that shit?

No, I don't know that.

Have you never heard of that?

I've heard of.

I've heard of it. Yeah. Trauma. Oh, my God. What else we got? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Male trauma is deep. Speaking of male trauma, y'all want to get right into it?

Let's go.

Essay. Essay. Every time I think I'm coming in, that Wednesday part is, like, reserved for essay. You niggas get the essay in on.

The weekend.

So Michael Rainey from power. From the power universe did some streamers. Stream. I don't know the guy. No disrespect, I just am not familiar because I'll be 40.

Tell them you 44.

Don't remember. Don't do that.

She ran that off quick.

I didn't like that.

44 in August.

Thank you.

Grown in sexy. Come on.

Yeah, no, the lady gonna put my. I told you all the cream.

The aging, aging cream.

I would do it.

Okay, good.

Fuck y'all. Anyway, so Michael Rainey did a streamer. Stream. It was kids, dear. It was other young men there. And the got the streamers. Younger sister just popped in and started groping him, groping him, fondling him. It was a long time.

It wasn't.

It wasn't quick by any. Any means. In front of the kids, in front.

Of everybody from the world.

Yeah, but to do it in front of kids just displays, like, oh, I mean, to do it period. Y'all are right in front of people displays a different level of either arrogance, ignorance, boldness. Boldness. But the kids is there having a good old time. They chilling up. Just. You're doing it right behind the kids head. But anyway, so she did all of that. Michael Rainey looked confused. He looked distraught. He looked uncomfortable. He put two hands over his. Over his crotch. You guys know the shit you do when the chick that keep trying to grab at your dick. And then the stream abruptly ended and he left about 20 minutes later. Shames me to have to speak about this with you guys, but I'll throw it to my distinguished panel. How do we feel? We do not have to gender war this. We can actually be sensitive and, you know, let's try to be adults. I know it's difficult. Well, at least for me, it's tough for me.

Speak for you, sir?

Yeah, it's tough for me to be an adult. So I'll toss it to the adults in the room.

Belle.

Yo. Does it suck to be the adult?

Sometimes it does.

Sometimes you are the adult in this room.

Yeah, sometimes I really want to be super immature, but, I mean, he should press charges, honestly. I mean, I know we have this conversation about, you know, men don't feel like they're in a position to do such, you know, press charges and stuff like that, but that shit was violating. It was gross to watch, to observe, and the apology was whack. Why is she not apologizing? First of all, why is.

Who the fuck is she and what does she have to lose? What. What does her apology mean to anybody? The brother is the one. It was his platform stream. He's clearly got some motion and some movement. He's the one with the shit to lose.

I understand that.

Still should apologize.

I agree.

And maybe he should have pulled her on the stream, you know, since he was apologizing on her behalf, pulled her there, you know, forced her to give an explanation and an apology at the time. But that shit was gross. Um, really uncomfortable to see.

I'll read Michael Rainey's, uh, shit that he put out, his statement. He said, at this point, everyone has seen the video circulating online. I'm still in shock and don't fully know how to process what happened last night. This is an unfortunate situation that I do not condone in any way. I can't take it lightly because I know I would be in serious trouble if the roles were reversed. The fact is, sexual assault is never okay. Regardless of gender or status. We're all human. We should all respect each other. Most importantly, we should always respect ourselves. Well said, Michael Rainey. Mm hmm. And I agree.

I agree. I agree. She's touching people. Anybody just against they will is wrong. And Shorty should have some. Some repercussion to that, like, not just a slap on the wrist not. He should pursue that all the way through. I know it's this whole machismo thing. Dudes can't say Xyz towards women and he not supposed to. I don't give a fuck about. None of that show is wrong all the way across the board. Like he said, if the situation was reversed, it would be.

He'd have hell on earth to pay.

He lose everything. He would literally lose everything. He can lose his career.

Yeah, absolutely.

No, he would.

He would.

On camera like that. He would lose everything. So it don't give you the right to do that to him. For whatever reason, she felt comfortable enough doing it. She should face repercussions for that.

That's a wild move.

Just go right on camera and it fuck. It happens, though.

It does. No, it does.

It happens.

When you guys saw that, was that, like, in any way, shape or form triggering to any of your own experiences?

No, I'm not gonna say triggering.

Okay.

I've been there before, but it didn't trigger and make me like.

It's just.

Well, you know.

Yeah. What? Two pods ago, you expressed that you've been walking through clubs and women have grabbed your ass and grabbed your dick.

Everything. Everybody in here and. Yes.

So do you find it offensive?

I don't mean to laugh. I'm sorry. But how she said it is funny. No, but she said it like he bottomless.

She's walking through the club ass out the prince pants.

I'm sorry. I'll be the dope.

I'll be the dope, yo. Nah, I mean, to be totally honest, it's normal. That's not irregular for us.

So you feel like that behavior is normal?

What I'm saying is I think that.

See, this is the thing. Whenever this kind of situation happens to a man, the conversation devolves into, well, he can't do anything about it because, you know, society doesn't really give a fuck about men like that. But it takes. It takes pursuing action to nor. And to have conversations like this to normalize it being. It not being like a double standard where women can file, you know, charges against somebody who violates them. Men should be able to feel the same, you know, that they would be able to do the same thing.

Cause I'm sure that disrupted your time in greenhouse. We shouldn't laugh.

We shouldn't laugh. This is a very serious subject.

I don't mean to.

I'm sorry. No, I'm chilling. I'm just.

What do you say to what?

You can't say nothing, bro. All of that stuff is theoretical, right? It all sounds good in theory. I don't know a man that's gonna go say, yo, she grabbed my butt. I want her kicked out the club, and I wanna press charges.

So can I ask.

I don't know a man that would do that.

Can I ask you this? Did you. Did you get a look at the women that did this to you?

Of course.

Ugly? Yeah.

No, it'd be bad. It'll all be ugly. It'd be fire.

Okay. Does that ever change how you feel about being groped? If it's like a super duper baddie or if it's somebody who's not very attractive? Does that ever change how you make you feel?

Groping? Listen, don't try to trip us up. No, I. With the things that we be sending to you that you always run away from. Don't use our points against us. No, groping is groping. Wrong is wrong.

And I'm okay with is double standards in the world.

You're okay with the double standard?

Yeah.

This particular double standard, I just. It didn't feel like you were a couple a couple weeks ago.

Mel trying go.

I'm gonna slip you jab, which makes for good pardons.

All right, this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. No, the other day. I didn't say that it was bad. I didn't say that I accepted it. What I said was based on the definition of whatever word we looked up. Every man in this room has felt that before. You get. I'm saying that was just my. I didn't say if it was right or wrong. It's just you. You. If a girl grabs your ass in the club. If a girl grabs your dick in the club, we keep it pushing again, we not gonna stop. Time to be like, yo, kick her out. I want her gone. That's just something that we gotta deal with. There are double standards that are in men's favor. And there are some double standards that are not in your favor. And you just move through life accordingly based on those. And that's not contingent upon what Shorty looked like or nothing. Like, it could be the bad chick, it could be the ugly chick. Like, it's happened where somebody rub up against you in the club or in a setting somewhere, and it's just like, man, it's just chill.

That's it.

Wrong is wrong. Mel.

Yeah, you gave the nigga the mel hug up here. It's like, I'm joking. I'm joking.

Who? Mel, stop. Invite the dog bow. Let it go. Just run. Let it go. Trust me.

Let it go. That's. I wasn't even trying to shoot. But that's a really good example. If a man gave somebody a mail hug, that might be. Yeah, that might be misconstrued.

He's going to jail.

Dead ass serious.

Okay.

If I hug any woman the way the male hug, what we say, that's like the joke. I'm. That they do. Good for you. Now, if I do that hug, I'm going to jail.

It's over.

The male hug is welcomed.

See?

Hot. Okay. You really want to have it?

No, I'm not doing anything. Y'all can go ahead.

Every single.

Wait, wait, wait. Who go. Ice. Did you know? Did he say it?

Every single.

Did he say it?

It doesn't. It. Every single. I have an established relationship with every single person who's gotten the mel.

Do you hear me?

What?

That doesn't mean.

That don't mean it's welcome that way. That does not make it welcome. One of the examples. This is a girl that I knew. This is a girl that I knew. All right. We was cool. Ain't seen in a couple years. I'm in a spot. Oh, shit. She come over and grabbed my dick. That was not welcome because I knew her.

I just want to make it clear that the Mel hug does not include a dick grab. Let me just make that.

An unwelcome advance is an unwelcome advance.

Come on, schooler.

That's right, teacher.

No, I understand all about unwelcome advance. I just really want to make it okay.

You didn't grab anybody.

And also that they're walking over to me to hug me. This is me. Be very clear about this. Don't misconstrue this shit. Do not misconstrue this shit. I do not offer unwelcome advances towards anybody that has ever come. Anybody. Fuck this pod. Anybody.

Mel.

That's pretty.

How do you determine what's a welcome versus unwelcome advance? How do you determine that?

Reciprocal energy.

Cory, start up that oven. That's not for you to say whether he welcomed the male hug. We're not talking about a hug. We've seen you give somebody a hug and we've seen somebody give you the male hug. Two totally different hugs.

That mail hug do look good, though. That shit.

Look, I'm not trying to. Again, I'm not trying to be funny. We've seen this. We joke about it off camera with you.

You'd be good.

We've seen that. Who makes the determination whether the male hug was welcomed.

That shit is a warm hug. I guess that person.

But if there's. You're not clear if they want that male hug or not.

If they're walking over to me to give me a hug and I am reciprocating the hug, then it is a welcome interaction.

All right.

I am a 47 year old woman. I think I figured out what is welcome and what is not.

I understand what you're saying. I understand what you said.

He was begging for. He was dressed for it.

Shouldn't have been looking like that.

He was looking like a snack.

You guys are.

Shouldn't have.

Did your big one see this went. This went from dick grabbing to like, a male hug.

No, we just was talking.

It's important that we have these conversations, at least even if they are a bit uncomfortable, because where's the line in.

No, but.

But where do you draw the line?

The funny. The funny part is just hearing Mel.

Say the waist is a good spot to.

Go part.

But no.

Well, that's true too. Starting point.

I said, okay, but no, no. The thing that Mel is saying is that yo highlight. I'm familiar with this person. If they walked over to me to give me a hug, then the interaction is welcome. The degree of the interaction is still unknown because we haven't verbally say what is acceptable versus what you don't have.

Consent and the time you didn't have consent.

Stop, man.

What?

Ain't that what you say? Look, so it could have been a woman that you had sex with before. So you think that these things are above board because we had sex before and they may not be.

I honestly not totally understand that.

Why do you think I keep agreeing with these pockets? It's not okay.

And it's right. That's absolutely right. Just because you had a prior interaction with the person does not necessarily mean.

That you continue over they fucking chest, nipples and shit. During the rubbing on pelvic to pelvic.

Explain to them what the male hug is. The clawback. Is the male hug. Yes.

The what?

The clawback.

The clawback.

Yeah. This. This under the arms. Yes.

That's the male hug. The warm embrace and the leg lift.

I didn't know. Leg lift.

You leg lift. What?

Leg lift.

You guys are dog. Dog fouling. Also, I'm sure you guys are dog falling right now.

Also, I'm short, so usually my arms are underneath theirs. Okay? So that's how important. Can you imagine if I did like around the water?

Is it.

Yes, a nice water. The orange and white. I like the way the bottle is.

What? I like the song. And just for the record, if I saw somebody turn down the male hug, they don't be turning none. I can't say it right. Listen, man, listen. My favorite part.

Look at that.

Come on. Right here. My favorite part of the show.

What do you know?

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That was foul. That was fucked up. We're not going to gender war this out, Mel. Your hugs are foul. Stop that shit. Streaming culture, and I don't know enough about it to comment, but it seemed like it just be a lot of niggas in the house while the guest is there. Like, whoever's in the crib, just come and turn up and yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. Get these dirty niggas the fuck away from me.

That's part of the show.

No, clean it up.

It's part of the show.

Sorry, buddy.

It's not. That's. Cuz I watch a couple of these streams now, and it's not.

I don't want to talk to your sister. I don't want to see your babysitter.

It's just going on.

It's a dirty ten year old brother out the fucking shop now, here for that part, but, you know, for that joke. No, no. That's why I'm a podcaster and not a streamer.

You 44?

Oh, my lord. Imagine that.

Think, like, some of the random shit that your sister, your babysitter may or may not do. Might be the shit that go viral or the shit that they want to see. Just a random nonsense that could go on.

Okay, listen, I'm gonna take you brothers word for it.

I don't watch it. I'm just saying.

I don't watch it either. But. But on to good news in streaming. Kai Sinatra, Drew ski, and Kevin Hart. Amazing stream. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. They did the spending night thing. They were all funny. I like seeing Kev Hart with Drew skin Kaisen, who are clearly taking that next leap and what they're trying to do. It just looks good. It looks good. It feels good. It's just like black boy joy.

That shit just funny, bro. I was watching that shit. Dying, laughing. That shit is. They are hilarious.

I want to play a clip from when Kev called off Lebron. These niggas is funny. If I can get some volume. Oh, maybe I need to pay my Wi Fi bill. This is funny. Shown to the world they're, like, 800,000 people. No, he definitely said it, y'all.

Look what it take to be a real nigga. Yo. Shout out to those shit is great, bro. That shit looks fun. It looks like a good time. See? Good, positive shit could come from streaming. He ain't have his little dirty sister come downstairs and start grabbing on dick.

That shit was hilarious, bro. Drew ski just funny.

Motherfucker grabbing on soft dick. Nothing she was doing was gonna get some movement out of it, neither. She wasn't looking. Like, even if there was consent, she wasn't about to get it where it needed to go. How old was that girl? I wonder how old she is.

She look young.

Anybody with a son in school notice these little heifers out here this fast? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, these chicks?

Yep. If you got a son in school, you know how it starts. It ain't him. Niggas don't know what they dick do until somebody comes. Show them what to do in that.

Coat room.

Under the table.

Yeah. Yo, you too.

Canadian tables.

Different canadian tables.

A little more room under the mel.

What?

No way. You look good back. Like in school. Did you look good in school?

I had, like, an ugly duckling face.

Between what years, you think?

Nine and eleven.

Moving right along. She be trying to. She be trying to provoke it. She be trying to provoke it. Moving right along. What else happened that is important or unimportant? Anything near and dear to your hearts.

Have y'all been, um, following this YSL trial?

No. Yes, but no. It's been for years.

It's been for years, the trial has been all antics. Damn near the lady. Shit. So one of their star witnesses was YSL Woody. And they. They put the Paul, the interrogation.

Yeah.

Problem. They put the investigation, the interrogation tape out where he's in there. He's telling the police, listen, I can get y'all information about a murder that's gonna happen tonight. If y'all give me a phone and let me get out, I could lead you right to him. All of this type shit. Shit, bro, he was great.

I didn't see that.

Yeah, he was going crazy. So he takes the stand.

Niggas be one freedom last Friday.

And invoked the fifth amendment, and I don't remember nothing.

All right, so he didn't give him.

Nothing, but he gave him everything in a statement in the interrogation room.

Got it.

Now you take the stand. You thought you were gonna fit your way out of it.

Mm hmm.

Because they gave him immunity. Yeah, they gave him immunity as part of the deal.

Okay, he did.

He did immunity, depending on your testimony.

Oh, write that down just in case.

So he gets to stand Fifth Amendment. Judge said, all right, I'm hold you in contempt for the weekend. We'll come back Monday and see how you feel. Monday comes now. They say, okay, he's gonna testify. Thugs lawyer says, yo, I got wind of a meeting that took place between you, the DA, and the witness. And the witness.

Woody? Yeah, Woody was in the meeting. Seriously? Yeah, yeah, I'm with.

So rather than addressing.

How'd you find that out? Yeah, I'm with the judge.

That's what the judge. Want to know how you found that out.

I saw that clip.

I'm not telling you how I found it out. Don't matter how I found it out.

It's literally.

It shouldn't matter how I found this out, bro. This happened. What's more important is y'all had a secret meeting with a witness that we have not been privy to, nor were we there to see what the fuck is going on. So how did y'all had a secret meeting over the weekend? Let's talk about that. Don't talk about how I know about the mean. Talk about how y'all had to meet. And miraculously, this witness, it says he'll testify.

Now, I do want to know how you found out about our secret meeting. Secret meeting. On the law side of things, this does sound like grounds for a mistrial. Don't listen to witness, bro.

He's one of the.

I feel like there's been grounds for a mistrial long ago.

Yes.

So don't listen to me. I don't know nothing about nothing. I hear them Atlanta courts are strict. I hear they be on some shit. I don't know, but it sounds like mistrial.

And the judge is like, nope.

Sounds like railroad.

Judge should have recused himself several times over. Nope.

Railroad, too.

That's what it sound like.

But it been looking like railroad.

But they having a hard time. Get up the hill.

They have an hard time on the tracks.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they got a train. But it just won't. Just won't get to push it.

I think I can.

I think I can.

So because the judge. Because the lawyer wouldn't tell the judge how he found out, the judge said, I'm gonna hold you in contempt, and.

Locked his ass up for 30 days, weekends, weekends, weekends. And the attorney asked if he doesn't win his appeal, if he could spend that time with thug. To which the judge said, yes. I want my lawyer to move like that.

Hell, yes. And the other ill shit was, once that happened, all these other lawyers showed up. Showed up.

20 to 25 lawyers showed up to rep him, to repurpose.

And his. And his wife is handling.

And his wife. That's nice, bro.

Really?

Yes. Nice.

Yeah. Now that looks crazy. When all these other lawyers show up, it. This is some bullshit. They look like, yo, this is some bullshit, cuz. He said, yo, like, yo, this is the constitution we talking about.

Mmm.

How y'all just make your own rules up?

Like.

That's crazy. I know. Yeah.

Doug coming home and great. Slaps back. They trying to take everybody with slaps. They are so. Slaps back. Great. Thank God I've been in my 1991 bag. Cause they keep taking all the slaps. 91 or 0191-9192 I'm in my jodeci forever.

I heard you with the j.

I'm in my throwback bag. I'm liking a little. There's some songs. I'll be playing a little game in the house. There's some songs that were when you put it in apple and just play it wherever that algorithm go is nuts. So some of them songs from 91, if you just put it in and let it groove off. I've been playing Lavert, baby, I'm ready, I'm ready. Give you all of my time. Stop it now. Y'all forgot about Lavert. Rest in peace, Laverte. Y'all forgot about Lavert.

I don't think my shit automatically just does the random play.

Why?

I don't know. It's probably setting up turned off.

Turn that on.

I do the radio, though, a lot. Now.

Turn that shit on, buddy. When you put in your p rock and clown, all that shit. Come on. Talk about a Saturday. Brand newbie.

Let's go.

Parks is such a head.

A gift. A park. Still putting that Dave nigga on songs that David was named David Bars. You my man. I like gift a lot.

I love gift, man.

Stop allowing Parks. He gives. I'm a producer. Nah, nigga. Get David bars off them songs. Don't let no nigga name bars rap on no song of yours ever again.

Barnes is nice.

He too nice. He keep being nice. Every time I hear him like, that's a Dave nigga again. Oh, shit. Good old Dave. You came at the right time. These young niggas is hungry. Shout out to Kaisernette. Kev Hart.

Yeah, that's fire man drew speech and.

Everybody that they let in their stream. But the rest of you niggas with dirty sisters that want to grab on dick, keep them upstairs or downstairs, get your little dirty content house people away from what they do.

I mean, I don't give. Listen, listen.

Real talk.

They're following constant. Like when he had Nikki on there, he had his family down there. His sisters were down there, shit like that. So they just trying to emulate his family.

Know that.

Exactly.

His family know what's at stake, too. His family, his levels. His family knows. They don't understand this, what he's doing. Cotton at has also already had a learning experience.

Yes. Yes, he has.

Yeah, that's true.

And when you have one of those, you learn. You move to what you learn.

I'm sure they're gonna learn.

This is old boys learning experience.

Yeah. Cuz his first apology was some bullshit. It was some bullshit. He came back, cleaned it up, recognized the seriousness of the matter. So, yeah, salute to him for. For the fast, fast fix.

I did watch that power episode. I see what y'all say. I'm gonna keep watching. No, I don't got no deep dive, but I see what they were saying. It's a bullshit going on.

Hold up. So at the end of the episode, I don't care if y'all saw us. I don't care.

Oh, we spoiling everything.

They introduced Michael to the show.

Yep.

Love him. Yeah, it's just having a hard day at the bar.

But, man, like, he doesn't. But go on.

What do you think, though? Now you never say anything that will. Look, come on.

No, I don't think he's given ish a hard time.

Medium time.

No, not really.

You think ish has no problem with Michael Ealy at the. At the club?

Michael Ealy?

No, not really. No. I think that. I think there's no. I think there's women that will go straight for Mike.

Yo, listen to the. Hey.

Yeah.

Where did you stand on the Matt Kemp thing?

I didn't. I let y'all just run amok. He's giving you all a fucking hard time.

Okay.

To this day and probably for the next ten years, I took some of his.

Don't get it fucked up.

Is that. I meant, is that your eskimo brother?

I mean, I feel like it's corny to say, but.

Yeah, endlessly up here, but now it's corny to say.

You saw the seduction. You saw the seduction. I mean, right? Fuck are you talking about? Anyway, go ahead.

No, no, he cool. So they introduce Michael ealy. He's talking to a priest.

He's in the church.

Yeah, he's in the church. Old girl walks in, is explaining. Yeah. Cause, you know, when you lost Denise, I feel like the whole world stopped that was watching this show and said, who the fuck is Denise? Like, I saw people googling. We still don't know who the fuck Denise is. Like, there's nobody that was ever on the show.

Yeah. Can I ask you one question?

What's up?

Nah, nah. I'm listening to you. Honestly. When shows. Huh?

Nothing. Go ahead.

When shows announced that this is our last season, while we expect. Why do y'all watch?

I told you. Cause I'm investing now. I wanna see how it play out.

I'm talking about with the trend of the last season announcement coming with writing room changes, decreasing budgets in the writing room budget. It just seems.

But you're invested. You still want to see any show.

That I sit through. The McDonald's and Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is different, though. So they get a pass.

Yeah, but they fucked up the final season, too.

I know, but they get a pass.

You know, so bad with the fucking dragon. Burn the throne.

What the hell?

That was the wacky shit I ever seen.

Yo, that fucked up. They legacy. Damn.

Legacy's overrated. The niggas went. Got a Star Trek back and said, fuck Game of Thrones when they did.

Star wars and they didn't do it.

Why would you do it if you got paid for it? That's the problem in podcasting. Too many niggas get paid before the work.

Prepay. But all right, that's really what it is. Like, like, I also love bad tv.

So I'm watching it.

It wasn't bad, yo.

Not to me.

What?

It wasn't bad.

I went to the premiere.

So he trying to go to the next one.

Yeah, okay.

He won't be a Canaan premiere he's trying to make.

Paige.

Someone told me they seen you at that little show too. Premiere. They said you walked in looking like the soul. Soul fucking.

We get reports when you do your walk around shit. You.

I didn't even walk around the.

Yes, you did walk.

You can't go nowhere without walking around. Hold up, Tom. I walked in the premiere. I sat down. I did not get up.

But you like a baby.

Hey ish. Everybody in here has been somewhere with you. Yes or no?

And we've all gotten the reports.

Fuck the reports. We've all seen them somewhere.

Our reports from a trustworthy source.

I don't care.

The report match what we see.

That's my point. That's my point. We know how you go when you go somewhere. We know how you get.

You, prince, your little pretty ass.

Everybody make sure that they see he's.

In there and dap him.

Yo, dog, he gonna press the trash. So nasty. My nigga, that. Look at yourself.

You're the mayor of somewhere.

This nigga said it's just gonna make sure he's seen in there. That sounds disgusting. Am I. Am I lying?

I think you could be the next Eric Adams.

But that's a fact, though. It sounds nasty when you say.

Look, remember the basketball game we went to?

Like, why are you a basketball game?

So look, before you got there, we all joking. It's gonna come late. It's gonna be wearing. We guessing what color this nigga gonna wear.

Something bright or all white. This is.

I swear to God, I'm not lying to you. He came late. And then he said, when he get mad, laps around places.

That's part of G card.

That's part of you wearing when he.

Got there all white, some Easter shit.

Lenin, this blonde nigga. I didn't have all white. And I sat with my crew. No crew. You asked. It was the same color Cory got.

All.

But, yo, and I sat my happy ass down. I didn't go to the bathroom at all.

All right, you got. You parting?

Yo, I'm not parting, bro. We all say the same shit.

It's okay to be the man.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's all right.

It's your motherfucking moment.

Oh, that too.

Gotcha.

Favorite Victoria Monet song.

Got it. And at some point, you'll master the art of being seen without trying. Look at you. Look at you passed in the lunchbox.

I went to the jamaican truck for him.

He's always went to the jamaican truck. Let's see. So the woman or the woman who have been in charge and responsible of Apple iPhone updates for the past ten to 15 years. It feels like it's over.

It's over.

It's over. No.

They got some niggas in there now.

It's dudes in there now.

They got some niggas in there now.

We're here to tell you I'm tossing it to ice to tell you about the Apple update but I wrote it in my phone as finally the men get help. Every Apple update just helps women find out about they ain't shit nigger. The cheating, the other girls every update is just for that and they just anything that could possibly help a man is not. We took it away. We stripped it. So now all I seen and I'm tossing ice. I didn't see nothing else.

This jumped off the screen for me.

That's all I saw.

You let us know.

Sorry.

Now you hate him.

I know, I know. It might benefit me.

Let us know it don't. Girl. Girl please. You is not one of them. You is not one of them girl. You need union will need face id to unlock apps on your phone. Certain apps so the text thread like if somebody's in there and it ain't your fate like you need to so they can't just get in your explain.

A little fucked up.

I fucked it up.

It's cool.

Toss the dice.

Now with the iOS 18 update that's coming out in September.

Look at my tech.

You will be able to lock individual apps and also move apps to a hidden folder. Lock the folder so. And it won't show up anywhere. Search you can't use Siri to access the app. Like it's just. It's not there. So for example like he said, messages fuck the thread. They can't open open the messages app period. All so if you let somebody see your phone yeah, look at this picture or whatever they try to be funny. Swipe out, open your messages. It's gonna say you need your face to open messages. You need your face to open this. You need your face to open that.

Double applause or the messages that main.

On this phone this person don't even.

Have it ain't even no messages on my phone.

That's the takeaway that everybody was screaming about. But it's a lot of other shit that they announced.

I think we can finally put it in the group chat, right?

Yes.

RCS support is coming. Ish will be allowed in the group chat. All red receipts and message effects and all of that shit.

All that green bubble confetti now.

Congratulations.

Welcome, welcome. Balloons.

The green and blue bubbles is gone. No, it's not gone.

I'm just saying.

Yeah, you still gonna be green. Keep you going. I want like green. You don't keep your green.

We know.

They'Re gonna make it where like, just he'll be green and the rest of us will be blue. Cuz that'd be nice.

Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah.

Okay, cool. Yeah, let's different now.

But it ain't. But it, like, it don't fuck up. Like if you send a picture, how you fuck up the whole group chat or the emoji. It won't do none of that no more.

Well, goes to update ish. Like this.

Yeah, we all work together now, so that. That's another plus.

Got the update. We need it. I don't care what else they do to give a fuck. We got the update we needed. Life is fixed. Only 900. I got caught cheating incidents later.

Yeah, whoopi, what else are doing?

So some of the other updates, they announced, they did tv, audio shit. They did a lot of vision updates for the headset.

Okay.

Which is something I'm very happy of because one of the. I know y'all don't use it, but one of the things to access your home screen, you have to look up. Like, glass your eyes up. Now you can just open your hand, do this, and it pops right back up.

Okay.

Yeah. Look how spoiler niggas is to access your home screen. Bullshit. Yo. There's no. There's no controller, unlike all the other headsets. So it does get annoying. If you looking at something or to change the volume, you have to look up and then turn a knob. It's mad steps. It is spoiled. But listen, this shit supposed to be life changing.

You still use your shit a lot.

Yeah, I'm watching Game of Thrones, and I'm only watching Game of Thrones.

And what about that? Watching tv.

Because when you use HBO, you get the. What? You're in the red keep. The Iron Throne is in front of you. The screen right there. But now they did some other shit that a lot of people are gonna like.

We don't know. I know the shit they did.

I'll do a recap later on.

Don't worry about it. I got you cheating shit. So you nosy heifers have to mind your business. We are one step closer to greatness. Now they just need the person to go in the back end and adjust the algorithms on these apps, because the algorithm keeps showing your girl all the girls that you fucked or would fuck, like, if you just put your girl in there. All the people underneath is girls that you have been with. Y'all don't notice that? I've noticed that, nigga. Your girl know everybody you've been with? Us? Fucking algorithm. Amongst other things. But that algorithm, you think it's like that for guys, too?

Probably.

Do you think it's probably?

So they put Matt Kemp in your joint?

Oh, shit. I don't know who's in my joint. I would like to think I've created some separation. And we're not fucking the same girls, me and Matt Kemp. My dick hasn't been in the streets for a long time, Antoine.

I didn't know I was going off that. I thought it was just going off of look and shit like that.

No, you gotta be actively out trying to bag. Oh, if you ain't actively out trying to bag, then how you gonna cross paths with some of these n. Right. Gotcha now. You know what? You trying to trap me?

I wasn't. You giving me a tech lesson? I didn't know. Where does one. I didn't know. That's how it goes.

I wonder if that's the same for dudes. I should look into them.

Probably.

It should be.

Yeah.

No, that way he'll be on your explore page.

Dogs?

Yes.

Yes, dogs.

Hopefully. Dog urine, cleaners, food. Shut up.

But my taste is eclectic, so it could be, like, some italian, you know, dudes or, you know, Leif Ericsson. Like Norway dudes. Yeah, scandinavian.

Don't other people have to say that? It's eclectic.

Hmm. Okay. Okay. Well, what would you call it?

Eclectic. All right, you have to wait. Parks to say it.

Parks with muscles.

Not that, you know, already tall Africans. So it's a mixture. There's a mixture?

Yeah. The park's been doing pull ups for years and still fucking built like Archie. It's fucking, you know, Archie. Kids don't even know Archie no more. Yeah, my niece is 24. She's like, nigga, what?

What is Archie?

They have no idea what Archie is. Jughead, Veronica, none of them. Wow. We old.

We old.

That's some 50. Shit.

No, we already shit.

What else, what else? What else? What else? New std out.

Look how casual y'all. New std out.

I mean, we was just talking about dick not being in the streets anymore, so we would have. We would have no way of knowing.

They got the ringworm STD.

Thank God our dicks was in the streets when the real shit was going on out there.

The real shit went somewhere.

Yeah, we just had a whole talk about how you can't get crabs no more.

They got. They got the medicine for the aids now. No shit.

Well, not really. He did.

Yeah. That's, like, what people say. The doctor, the AIds, AIDS medicine, and no cancer medicine is nuts. Oh, well. But, I mean, I'm glad that. Yeah, it exists. I don't want to sound like I'm.

Not, but they're saying there's some huge cancer breakthroughs as of late. They said the country cured it. Seriously. Ain't trying to be funny after they.

Lock Sebi son up, huh? After Sebi died locked up, they're gonna.

Invade that country, too.

They'll be beefing some movies about this where the white people go over there fucking snooping and digging, then the fucking african niggas throw them in a cage. Bitch, what you doing?

Get your ass over here. Come here.

Oh, speaking of shows, I know we offer shows, but that little kill or don't be. Kill or be killed. Whatever. Oh, I vote.

Oh, my lord.

That shit is.

What a great show. What a great show. Where's that peacock?

Okay. Never remember to go to. I need a new show. I've been hard up.

Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is coming back this weekend.

My wife, to watch this shit.

Really?

She was.

The boys is coming back.

The boys is so good.

I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah.

And they just fucking season two of severance.

That's coming. That I'm announcing.

They teased around the yesterday is coming also Mayor kings. Mayor Kingstowne. That she's been fired.

That's been fire.

That's been absolutely. I don't have anything to say. I don't want to ruin. If anybody has just been.

Absolutely spoiled everything else. We're not gonna spoil that today. Yeah, you're welcome.

We don't need to be that cast. Yo, you think we didn't talk about that new STD at all?

By the way, the big dude bunny will be a star.

Star.

We're like, post once Mayor King sound goes like, yo, he's such an integral part of the show. I want to see where his career may go post mayor of Kingston.

I would like to see that, too.

Yeah, he's good actor.

Yeah, he killing that shit. But what's the name of the STD?

I don't know. It's Ringworm. I think it's ringworm for the dick you just talking about. Where's Ringworm the other day?

You ain't trigger me. I agree with you. I can't wait to see where his blossoming career goes the second that this character is up there. Why back to Wichita? Y'all so dumb.

Yo, come on.

Guess who you'll never see again.

Stop.

What do you think? Michael Rainey career going?

Oh, my God.

Seriously?

No, seriously.

Well, y'all think he's 50.

50 gave a speech at the. At the premiere and basically was saying that he got 34 shows out. He's like, yo, I got 34 shows on the way. Y'all seen four of my shows. So I think that as long as, you know, he sticks close to 50, I think he'll have parts and some other shit.

50 also told him to man up. And don't. Don't report that girl grabbed on. Hold on your dick.

What about that advice?

Which one?

It's horrible vice fifties advice. It's horrible advice. And it's a horrible message to send to somebody who just got sexually assaulted.

But that speaks.

But that is how men typically respond to.

That's the toxic mix.

I'm not knocking him, but yes, that is. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Good teacher.

The new shit's basically ringworm. It's Ringworm.

They got a cure for it?

Probably not. Or what's a little cream?

A. Yo, dog, it's always a little cream, my nigga. If you get a ring worm on your monk.

On your penis. Yes. Always be monkey.

That's crazy.

I feel like monkey is interchangeable with. Yeah, it is. Okay, cuz.

Monkey. Also, it's gender neutral for.

Yep, got it.

Yo, son.

What?

Do you have ringworm before?

Yeah, I've ever ringworm before when I was a kid.

But hey, remember niggas used to get it in their head and you couldn't grow your hair back. That's why you bald.

No.

You know, they used to say you couldn't get your shit, your hair wouldn't grow back. So imagine get a nigga, get a ringworm on they meat.

You don't need a laser anymore.

I'm about to give the ring. I'm about to go rub the ring on my shield.

And if I'm imagining that, then I have to also further the thought. Advance the thought and imagine the standoff once you call. I've been there before, too.

You gave me such and such.

No, you gave me such and such.

Probably got from the toilet.

No, you gave it to me. I'm telling you, you gave it to me. It wasn't me. It was you. I was clean. You wasn't.

I could only imagine that conversation. You had that conversation in real life.

You've never had that conversation.

Seven times. You never got seven times. Mad times. Wow.

Do we have any idea how it's contracted? Because I think that fucking.

Sexually transmitted.

Transmitted disease.

Okay.

You're an Archie character. You two are an Archie character. Do you remember Archie?

What did you say? Victoria?

They might not have had Canada. Canadian Archie.

Yes, I know. Yeah. Was Veronica.

You're Veronica.

Fuck you. I mean, she was hot.

She was hot.

Fuck you. And what, I'm a cross between her and Betty?

Aloof? Yeah. Betty, now you. Are you on money right now, you get to it. Betty. Veronica, Velma. Who's the one from? Roger Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit.

Mm hmm.

The little Jessica rabbit. Everybody's fine.

Yep.

You ever met a nigga that didn't think you were so hot?

I'm sure.

But did he tell you, like, listen, you ain't the hottest piece.

Why would he fucked up to say to somebody, all right, so why would somebody just volunteer that shit to me?

Or you might have been doing some shit around him that, like, he was hot shit, and then they got to.

Be like, hey, my mom let you know something.

Yeah. You ain't. You ain't the hottest shit.

But I mean, like, that's your assumption.

No, that's your.

That's your assumption. Like, that would be his assumption. Like, oh, she thinks she's got a. She's hot shit. I gotta knock her down a peg.

No, no, no.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Not knock her down a peg. Because some very attractive women. That was nineties game.

Nineties.

The traumas about the show. Okay, what were you about to say? Some very attractive women genuinely behave that.

The world is theirs. Mm hmm. Because some dudes give them that says so. Yes. Most, most, most. Because some dudes treat them that way after just based on attraction.

Just 30 seconds of this, you think, okay.

And then there are some guys who, you might have been really hot to him, but he might have had hotter or you not the hottest. So he'll just. That don't work on him.

25.

That's all. 26.

Okay, 27.

Like I said, I will assume that not every guy has found me to be the cat's fucking meow.

And that was the 30 seconds that we did good. You did good. Okay. Does anybody care that Rihanna is starting her album? No. Yes. She said it. She said, I got audio evidence.

Let's hear it.

I have evidence. I don't believe it, but, yeah, I do. Rihanna's been trolling.

A little non committal, a little non.

Y'all are not getting a rihanna album. So let you notice this is.

I'm kind of okay with it at this point.

So I said everything is a rollout.

Just drop a new.

Came out to talk about music to get the headline. So along with that headline comes. Yeah, my new. My new hairline is launched. Fenty hair, bro.

I do have the audio.

Yeah, let's hear it. Sure.

For me, is. Is a new. Is a new, like, discovery. I'm rediscovering things. I I have been working on the album for so long that I kind of just, like, put all that stuff aside, and now I'm prepared to go back in the studio. So I'm. Now I'm prepared. So I'm gonna start. So, you know, we're starting over.

Starting over in a sense.

Yeah, starting over. And.

But.

But I don't want to negotiate the songs that I have, so I'm. I want to actually go back and, like, listen to stuff with new ears, with my new perspective, and then see what. What applies and what I still am in love with.

That did not sound the most committal. No, it sounds like she recorded some shit sometimes here and there.

And you know what? It sound like I got music in the talk that I'm gonna continue to listen to. Y'all are never gonna hear it, though.

Yeah, it could be that too.

Sounds like beauty and money to me. But in the meantime, take this fenty hair, right?

I'm with you. I'm okay if I never get a rihanna alma.

Fine with that.

Anti was when? 20.

2016.

No.

As well. Archie.

No, it wasn't. No, I'm calling. No, it's been a minute. If I'm loud and wrong and y'all will tell me, the second might have been 1515. Six. No way.

2016. Yeah, it was about that.

Anti came out in 2016.

Yes.

Oh, no. I want another album. I thought it was, like, 2013. 2014.

No. 2016.

2016. Eight years. Yeah, it'll be a big deal. Ten years. She dropped ten years. That's a big deal. What if she fell off?

That's why you don't drop.

What if Rihanna fell off?

I don't think that's possible.

It's hard.

I got a hold text about that little talk we had about that Oskino shit, by the way.

A happy text or a bad.

I was like, it's Hova fucking patron. I don't remember us doing it, like, on the main? I don't recall.

Shout to all the patronies out there, man.

And shout out, that, too.

Our bad or. Yeah, I don't know. Is it salute? How do we handle it?

We just salute.

Just.

Were we good?

That's just salute.

Salute. Get out of there.

You can never really tell.

That's the point. I'm telling you, because the reason for the text means what you said. That's. That's it.

Yeah. Great entertainment. I'll say that. Don't tell you. You niggas as good as shucking and driving? I took that to me. He says, cap. Storage cap. And that. Left it alone. I don't even want to. There's none of my business.

Our best.

Yeah, sorry, salute. Cause he did say some shit is so stupid that you think it won't grow legs. But then you niggas.

Gossipy, chatty, patty ass niggas just making crow legs, giving kneecaps. Shut the fuck up. Shut y'all dumbasses up. Sorry, our back.

It was a slow news day. I said, I'm such a rat. It was a slow news day. Oh, shit. Speaking of rattin. So this is why clubhouse is the greatest app in the world. And shout out to.

I was gonna say it still exists.

Clubhouse is still a thing. Yes, it's still there. And there's still a community over there. Yeah. And I pop up every now and again, but when I ain't popping up, somebody from there sends me all the tea. So they sent me a video of some girls, one being from clubhouse that was trafficking crystal method. So the feds was on to them for months. So they landed in Ohio, rented a car, put their little luggage in there, and took a little trip. Cops pulled them over. Forgot why. They said they pulled them over. They said they were out there to go to a funeral. The cops split them up, put them in, split the three up, asked each one when the funeral was. Got a different answer for from all of them. Then the narcotic dog smells some shit. That's the same. That's how Corey got locked up in Baltimore. They play. Pulled the dog out the door. Hey, the dog shit is a trick, too. Unless it's really drugs in the car. The dog shit is social, is a trick.

Their probable cause trick. They know how to tap it.

Yeah.

No certain shit to do to make the dog.

And they get you and they get you to wait there. That's. That's how they got fucking correct. You wait here for these dogs to come and blah, blah, blah, and they go back, do all that funny shit. But anyway, the dog smells some shit. Dog was right this time. These bitches had bags full of crystal meth, luggage full of crystal meth in the Ziploc. Luggage full luggage. Luggage underneath their clothes.

Heisenberg shit.

They was pulling. The cops was pulling clothes out the crystal meth pack. So this is when it got juicy. It's like my favorite show, but just in real life. Cop went off, went up, went to each of them. One of them was ready to snitch. And she didn't want to wait till she got. Officer, can I speak to you without the body cam? It was a cam in the car. So he said, all right, I'll go get my superior. Superior comes in, she says, listen, now, none of these drugs are mine. The bag only had. The bag only has my name because this bitch wanted to check a free bag at the airport and I had a carry on. That's the only reason my name is there. I'm not involved in none of this. Actually, I can tell you how many other drops they got coming because they do have a connection with.

What you talking about? If she's not involved, the house, you.

Know, so much carry on. Eighties is a. Homegirls. They got connections to the sea. That's what she said on the video, the ocean. Wait. She said, I don't want to mention it. She said, I don't want to say it.

Yeah, you got sister. Okay, I got you.

But the c word, and I could help you out with it.

She's bugging.

Yeah, she wild.

This is great.

You'd held it down, Mel, right?

You think? I think I'm squirrel.

Yes.

On the cartel? On the fucking cartel. No. I'm sorry.

So who would you squeal on? Blacks?

Everybody else.

Okay.

Everybody fucking out of this situation.

I'm squealing, we bring some black men down.

Don't start that shit.

I didn't say nothing about you. But that is what you say if it's not the car.

Listen, I'm gonna.

I'm sorry.

Keep going with the story. Okay.

No, that was in that. That was the end. Shorty did do an interview from jail on Clubhouse.

Oh, they let her go?

No, no, you can jail.

Oh, shit.

And that's what typically happens to the rock rap bastard. You go to jail, too, nigga, and.

Shout out to, I forgot our homegirl's name that got pulled over with all that shit that made the fire ref tracks for bird. I ain't had a fire ref track since that bitch went to jail free her. Free her till it's backwards. Or at least put a studio in there. God damn. Oh, what else? That's it. I ain't got nothing.

I was about to. The odds of her never mind.

Moving right along. Moving right along with moving.

So y'all hear Tory Lanez got divorced.

Oh, I forgot.

Tory Lanez got married.

It was news to everybody.

The divorce or the marriage?

The marriage.

The marriage happened, I think, during the trial. Some confidentiality shit going on. And this is his baby mom's that he married?

I believe so, yeah.

All right, so you had to know the divorce was coming. Yeah, I just forgot that he was married when they announced the divorce.

Love didn't win. Why you had to know who's coming? Cuz if I got married for this purpose.

Yeah, purposes over.

Purpose over. Guess what? You love my pay grade.

Would you met. What would you. How much would it cost for you to marry somebody? For the. For their green card. So they. So they can get a green card.

You got living too, right? I'm saying it's.

You gotta make it look like you do have to.

How much shit do I gotta do?

A lot.

How often?

It's a lot.

Mid seventies.

And it. For a year straight. They get a year straight? Just a year.

It's longer than years. A year is way longer than a year as well. And they interview your friends, your family, they come into your house, they look through your closets. They need to make it. They. You need to look like a married couple.

Yeah, like you know a lot about this. Yeah.

Yeah, because at one point I was looking for something to motherfucking marry me.

To keep me in the country and still fail. Wait, so there was other incentive. And you still didn't get the job done?

No, because I ended up going the legal route.

Wait, that's boring.

I know. I'm sorry.

Oh, with the green card?

Yes.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You got it now.

I sure was like, you'd be fucked.

If your teacup was shorter. That little tea move you do.

Oh, man, it's 30oz. Um, mid sevenths. They gotta give me mid 7th.

Mid 7th.

Seven figures.

Seven figures, you said?

Oh, no.

So like 5 million?

About that.

Everybody else, no. Quarter mile.

I do that for 250 cash free.

You get. You get. If you are found to have done this and you know it's not real.

Yeah.

Good.

You face five years in jail and $100,000 fine. And the person who is the immigrant, they face the same fine and they are deported forever. They can never come back into the.

Main question is, how often do I got to keep from.

No, no, I got another question. Is she bad?

It's spontaneous.

Yeah, make her bad.

She's bad. Super bad. Super bad.

We could do this. Yeah. Yeah. My number stays.

That question for 250.

She bad.

What if it's like five years, then popping up on you? You gotta do all this bullshit.

No, five years. A long time. We're gonna get divorced about two. Y'all told me a year. I could do the year for the 250.

Yeah, I'm not bringing it up, but that question is the question that was missing in the beer. That is the one thing that was missing in that beer analogy thing. You're right for me to understand it properly.

What? How to change manuals?

The dude. Cute.

Oh, I thought you talk about the bear.

I'm just. I'm just exit.

I'm just gonna exit that one.

Leave it out. Leave it alone. Leave it alone. Leave it on.

No, we leaving. We ain't doing that.

Yeah, leave it.

But do you know that changes the entire premise of that?

You ain't seen the memes that they have floating around. If he's attractive, it's dating or something, or courting. And if he's unattractive, it's harassment. Persistence. Persistence versus harassment.

If the nigga was cute, they wouldn't sniff a beer. It wouldn't be a beer anyway.

Yep. Get out of there.

Cause she look like she thinking. Are you thinking about that?

Oh, no, I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking. I was breathing in through my nose with a four count and out through my mouth on a four count.

She was meditating.

She was trying to turn up on niggas.

That's true.

That's breathing. She's breathing.

Or you was just imagining being in the woods?

No, I was not. No, no. Got you.

With Michael Hasselhoff. David's brother. Michael. Michael. Let me see. All right, so y'all don't care about Rihanna album?

No.

Well, I mean, like, what kind of music would you expect from Rihanna at this point?

None. I don't want to hear none of it. That's not true.

That's not true.

I don't want it. You know what? I'm jaded from my. How I feel about artists when they are deeply in love. That's. That's what it is. It has nothing to do with Rihanna. I feel like when artists go get deeply in love, that the sound tends to change.

I'm jaded by artists that find something better and disappear for a decade.

Yeah.

And then think you're gonna pop right back up. Or niggas, it's gonna be fire that.

Don'T need the bread.

That's. Yeah.

You don't need the money. No, I'm not mad at the. Don't eat the better than falling in.

Love and you can.

You cannot need the money. Put out some love every.

Children can lead to good music sometimes.

Like. Like Nas don't win the money.

When has it.

So there is actually a good place to create when you're done to worry about none.

But you can't do the cryptic thing.

I don't know what. I don't know what you know. No, no. I say no. He. But like I said, that's an example of a person that is putting out passion music. Yeah, I just want to.

That's a thing, too.

Yeah.

I like loving art.

He didn't take no ten years off. I don't think.

I don't think she wants to put out music like that. That's why I said she might record demanding in her. It's demanding. But now I don't want to do this shit like this.

It's really a whirlwind of maybe we don't need it. You're in love, you're happy. You got fucking billion, multi billion dollar business, and you been gone for ten years.

It could taint her.

It's a whirlwind.

It could. You won't go down to history as one of the greats.

She already is going down this.

You already going on history is one.

Of the great hall of fame.

I've really nothing to gain by putting the album out. No, other than I love music and I want to give my fans something else. Outside of that, she has nothing to gain. Rihanna's outside with a shirt on saying, I'm retired.

She definitely wants that on.

She died. Like she's telling y'all, I'm not putting out an album. She's been talking about album. She looks. She. She gets the interaction from the fans when she starts to mention the word album, so. But I got this. I got this hair coming up. Exactly. And all. And everything in the beauty line that she drops goes through the room.

She'll do a song if Black Panther come, give her the whole budget again.

Yeah, surely.

Or the Super bowl. Come on. She'll do a new little bonus song I put at the end there. Gospel shit I'm doing now.

Y'all ain't getting Rihanna album. Hey, if I'm wrong, I'll be the first to come back in and say, I was wrong. But y'all are not getting a Rihanna.

I don't want it if it's not Rihanna quality, if it's not on the same level or better than anti, which is asking a lot. I do think that people need a Rihanna Beyonce record before. Before it's said and done. And that's all I'm gonna say since. Hold. Listens. Moving on. I'm out.

I'm out.

I'm gone. Left. Kaboom. Hard right. What else, what else, what else? Let me look at my trust.

Well, with Father's Day coming up, Nick Cannon said he wants to give all of his kids a chance to meet each other. Meet each other and see each other for Father's Day. Around him, it's a big house.

Another friend of the show won't say the truth. Your audience friend of the show just means no truth.

Mmm.

Sorry.

Hey, y'all got friends y'all won't tell the truth about?

Or we're just. Or we're just handling them with kid gloves.

Nick should have text us, man. So Nick should have text all the niggas with multiple baby mamas so we can tell you how this goes. It ain't a walk in the park.

Well, it might be different with. Might be a little bit.

It ain't and it won't be. You don't think it ain't and it won't be? No, I do not.

I wonder what this interview was from. Oh, it's from people. Damn. I don't think he worded this to the greatest. It's supposed to be a great day where I get to rest, but I want to give all my kids the opportunity to connect and give me gifts and all that type of stuff. It's a fun day, and I appreciate all the love I get in that day.

Okay. Straight from the horse's mouth.

There you go.

That didn't sound like he really want to see all them niggas together at the same time.

Yeah, I think he meant connect with him, not with each other. Yeah, not what he necessarily with each other. Like, I want to give him twelve to two kids a chance to connect and give me gifts. Like, connect with me in bond that.

You just use that when you want to keep fucking the moms. Like, cuz, if you have to say shit like that.

Or money. The good old, good old fashioned money.

What do you mean he got the money ready?

I know it gives some to them and I could keep fucking it. I got sit in front, do the father's Day shit. All right. Okay, good. Okay.

I understand what you're saying now to just edit. I see. I see you. I see. Where you going with.

That's cool if you want to, uh. Like, if someone asks you to get the immigration thing popping, can't you get pregnant? Does that help?

Wait, what?

What's going on?

I feel like this is invasive, racist.

Well, if you have a kid with a person who's here before they get.

Their status, they're called anchor babies.

Yeah. Is that a thing?

Yeah, it is.

Maybe take that route.

Wait, what's the thing? I'm lost. I'm slow.

So if you're looking to become a.

Permanent resident instead of doing the marriage thing.

Yeah.

You can have an anchor baby.

There you go.

And that's having a baby with an american?

Yes. And so that child is automatically an american citizen.

Well, what about you?

What about.

And it weighs on you favorably to stay in the country.

Oh, okay, got it.

Understand it changes your own trajectory.

Yep.

Mm hmm.

Okay.

Yeah.

Trap trapping America. No leaving. Get up out of there, anchor baby. Well, good luck, Nick Cannon, and seeing your kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Happy Father's day.

Happy father.

Happy Father's day. That's right. What's everyone's plans here for Father's day?

I'm just had. I'm glad. I'm happy I got my baby this weekend.

So that's it?

We don't do our usual? Just being with her is good enough for me.

The opportunity to connect.

I might try to hit the american dream, maybe.

Oh, yeah, I went. I went to the, um, the nickelodeon universe, the theme park in there.

Seems like bad timing.

Not by our dance shit, right? You ain't go by Dan Schneider?

No massages. No massages.

Goo.

The goo.

They got a blimp in there with the goo on it in the back room? No, no back room. But I got one in there. Think, cuz. Cuz I took the kids a couple weeks ago. I'm thinking it's some kitty shit. But then while we were in there, we looking in the back, and they got, like, some real roller coasters and, like, rides that grown ups would like. Okay, so me and Shorty say, yo, we got to go hit this, just the two of us. And they got, like, a. For the last 2 hours of every night, they have what's called, like, the twilight shit where they turn all the lights off and just the ride lights are on fire, and, you know, it's like a glass. So you see, like, outside. Everything okay, bro? That shit was all right. Get some. No, no, keep smoking there. No, edibles.

Edibles?

Oh, no, no. We was in there.

Give a.

No, you can't be. But we were in there. Yeah, we was good. That shit is fire, bro. Y'all should try it. Lights off on a roller coaster.

You got high. Nickelodeon event.

We got high before you went.

Okay.

Hi, home. And then.

That's a model citizenship?

Yeah. Okay. I got nothing, but not a shit. They got some real rides in there. That was fun as hell. And when you in there on that, like, towards the end of the night, shit, boy, it might have been 30 people in there.

Oh, shit.

So we walking right up to the shit, get on a rock again.

Just sit there at the end of the night.

He said, they cut all the lights.

You can't play hide and go get it anymore.

Ice, my girl. Yes. I could road head.

Okay, which roller coaster head?

Might take it to another level. Now. You ain't doing.

Anybody.

I promise you.

You are a deviant.

You trying to keep your hair from flying off. We was in this, like. Oh, this is some real roller coaster shit.

But if I do happen to do it, I'm buying the little picture at the end.

Somebody did that. Somebody. You know, they take the little picture and he was squeezing. He had his hand on this girl. Girl under what?

I don't understand.

And was it consent?

She looked like she had a blasting.

Okay. Respect. Cute guy. Must be.

Got you. He walked over there first.

All right.

Y'all are crazy as shit.

Who? I keep leaving the traps, I think.

But real quick, though, they got that giant Ferris wheel that takes 30 minutes to go around. But they. They. They're private rooms.

Yo, you are freak, nigga. Everything you keep saying about the carnival, get to some freaky shit.

No, like you. Pizzas. I'm just telling.

What the fuck you selling? Pizzas.

You know schools by there, right?

30 minutes. Ferris rod. It's not your typical Ferris wheel, though. It's a room. Table, chairs, tvs. The whole shit is in there. Keep going. And it takes a half an hour to go around and on that table. You did what? Play cards? I had the music playing.

Oh, that's cool.

Also, it is for people to fucking it.

No, people can see you.

Oh, great. When has that stopped anything better? That's when you go harder.

Show off.

Or try your best to anyway.

Good point.

Ain't but so much showing off. I'm gonna do it. 43, how many moves you wanna see? You never seen before? Swirl. You said a swirl?

Swirl.

Shouts american dream man.

43 showing out now. It's doggy style, bitch. Yo, yo, yo, hey, if I feel flip this over, I'm showing out.

Might hit it with the leg up. Yeah, like that leg up on the bed. You stand up long, though. Nah, nah, nah. If you standing up, you need the leverage. Nah, just a little bit, though. Then let's switch this back out. Now lean on that leg.

Crazy. That's the extent of it. A little bit.

Just a little bit.

And only a little. And just once or twice for the year. I ain't gonna keep doing this. Yo, do you know there was a time when doggy style was my favorite position, and we're not staying here. But I just remembered that the other day, like, yo, in my twenties, that was the goal, too. I almost didn't know. Bitches have faces.

What about now, though?

Never run from that shit.

No.

Run from the shit. No, no. What's the go to run from it? When is ever gonna pop up? If she ever tried to roll over, I roll. We just start rolling. We just start rolling. Hey, this ain't a California king. Somebody gonna play the full suit, doggies. Yeah, we gotta fight to see who getting on top. That's my doggy style. Shit. Rock, paper, scissors, bitch.

That's where that good side come into play.

Yeah, it's sort of like doggy style.

But it's not what? You got all that leverage now.

Yeah, but the side is a trick.

Why?

Why? Because if the sides start getting good, but you're gonna be on top.

That's true.

Yeah, sometimes.

Yeah, sometimes. But flat on top. Different than dog.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you just put all your body weight on top of a bitch. Cause she's dying and suffocating. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fam, you can be lazy as you wanna be.

Oh, that's like that hug. Yeah.

See, nigga, you be lazy as hell. Get this dead smell. Shut up, crazy digger.

By drop all my body weight on you, I'm losing about two inches of dick. But fuck it, cuz, I ain't gonna be where I need to be to get. You gonna get whatever dick, whatever it is.

Whatever. Leftover dick. Ain't no geometry, bitch. Ain't no angle.

Okay, we're never beating allegations. No, we not. Moving on, moving on, moving on. What else is there of importance? Maybe not so much importance, but Kendrick did give a surprise speech at Compton's college. Compton College's graduation ceremony. This is a thing because, you know, Drake wore the Compton College T shirt during the beef to troll him. And Kendrick pops up and gives a surprise.

Sometimes you gotta pop out a show, niggas.

Surprise speech. That, along with the cash app card availability thing for his concert, like, and.

Drake was saying, you know, in one of the, one of the records, you don't. Basically, you don't do nothing for Compton. You ain't done nothing over here. So, yeah, now I'm gonna pop out and show you not. I said that nigga did mad community shit. He just wanted the niggas. You could kind of, you could kind of sense that he wanted them. Know that I'm doing it for the love. I ain't doing it cause I need the accolades and recognition for doing it. So they was like, Drake was way off. He do mad, mad shit. You could kind of see that in.

I wouldn't even care. I just think he's still putting on a master class and how to troll somebody. No, how to move post beef.

Like, he ain't. He still ain't saying shit. He still ain't said a word the entire beef. He was. He did not play Internet games. He didn't do none of that. I'm not running out here. I'm not writing on a black screen. I'm not doing none of that shit. I'm.

He said that in the songs.

I'm not.

With all this fucking digging up dirt.

Yeah, I don't even want to be.

That's a problem. On. Well, he's Jason now. He was. He on Boolean Kev. And he was like, all kindred does is work out in rap. I don't know how he thought this was gonna go. He don't care about nothing else.

And he even bodied me on the. Hey, why is this nigga in Brooklyn? Well, I'm waiting for my $40 million mansion to be finished in LA. And when we close, I'm gonna. It's like, oh, shit. Hey, I'm a move over here until I close on this. Y'all get off my dick. Oh, my God. I'm so glad that parks is going to this concert.

Yeah, seriously.

I'm so glad that it will be somebody here in the building that night. I'm gonna be on the Amazon link.

Yeah, I can't make it out, so.

But that's gonna be.

I will be relaxed.

I've heard about a few of the friends.

I've heard some stuff, and I've heard.

About some of that building is gonna be electric, electric. Not Boston celtic white people electric, electric lecture. I can't wait. I can't wait.

Did you guys see the, the tweet that Drake put out? Goats? Don't worry about one trick ponies.

That was the caption on Instagram post. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Instagram post. Yeah. It was an interesting outfit that he was. Would you wear that?

Joe got the joke.

Yeah, Joe's got those pants.

He probably wore them pants on the balcony before. That's his bag. You definitely.

What would you call that bag? What would you call that particular look besides expensive?

That's all I would call it.

Okay.

Only niggas that know what it costs and cared about expensive shit would bother.

Now, listen, they say I've been dressing like shit my whole career. Some people say my whole life, so don't take my word on anything. But when I saw the picture, I was like, what the beef?

Of course we know.

I don't see the problem with what he did.

My nigga, he had a braided belt on my nigga.

I mean, I didn't see his belt. But what's wrong with a Brady belt? If I make that much money and I'm. And I'm popping out to show niggas.

See how you see how the money.

You do it all the time.

Not with regard.

In that instance, the money that I make matters.

No, I don't.

Yes, it does.

I think this is time. It don't matter. See, I think differently, but I can't prove it, cuz I don't have money. I think that if you niggas saw the same shit at Walmart, y'all wouldn't buy it. Never. I think y'all buy it because. Because y'all know it's expensive and everybody else can't get it.

That's not true. That's just something that broken.

I just.

There is a difference. I proved that there is a difference. I'm not. I'm sure some people do, but as much as I hear people say it, that is something that broke. People say there is a difference in quality of clothing.

Well, there's that phrase, you know, money can't buy class. So, you know, that applies.

But when you see quality clothes, like, I went suit shopping the other day when I went to the 50 cent.

Where you going? No, no. I went to the 50 shit in a suit.

Yeah, okay, so, dog, certain suits hang, bro. Like, you can't just go buy a suit that's $200 and Macy's and think that that suit is gonna look like a quality suit. No disrespect to nobody buying a suit and Macy's, but it's just a different level of the shit. When you go buy a real suit, fam, the suit drapes a certain way, it hangs a certain way. The material is different. So to your point, yeah. People will be like, yo, you wouldn't buy that at Walmart? I wouldn't buy that at Walmart, but can't make it the Walmart shit. Not gonna look, dog. You could go, banana Republic, Gap and Old Navy are the same company. And when you go and buy a t shirt from old Navy and you can see your heart beating through that motherfucker, it's not the same shirt that you're gonna get in banana Republic.

It's just not.

So. It's just levels to it.

But my thing with Drake is a.

Lot of expensive shit still be ugly shit or funny looking shit. My thing with that be when you say something about it looking away, money shouldn't come up. Exactly.

True.

And that be the response. So that's why the person will say, well, okay, if it's about the money, then if you saw it over here, you wouldn't buy. You're not speaking to the quality. You immediately say, yeah, but this cost this, or this is this brand.

I have a retort. I have a retort.

I'm not wearing a retort to that.

24. There is a different scrutiny. There's a different scrutiny and a different judgment system to the niggas with money that's trying to get dressed because the niggas that don't have the money and look like shit running around, you don't say nothing about those people.

Yeah, cuz there's no expectation.

You don't say a word.

No, cuz you don't say a word.

About the nigga that's broke. That just looks like shit. It's not a fashion conversation. He look like shit and he don't have it. I know mad niggas that's broke and put that shit on. So, I mean, my thing with Drake was this. He is still Drake. So if he would have went to his kids soccer game dressed like a parent going to a kid's soccer game, then the paparazzi, the pictures looking like.

Adam Sandler, then they would have ruined.

They would have said that he was depressed, he's sick. He's suffering from this battle. He don't. He had to pop out like that. I'm not talking about the fashion choice, even though I wasn't mad at it, but, yeah, he had to look different from the other parents.

That's true.

That's true.

And. And I I don't know where his son plays soccer, so his son might have played soccer over overseas somewhere, and it's a different. It's a different thing over there too.

You know, man, he only going through that cuz he's Drake. Dressed like that there.

The braided belt and the shoes did it for me. The pants, we got. We both have similar pants, but you.

Got shit sat baggy.

I wore him last week. Two weeks ago.

Baggies back.

I know two weeks ago.

I just can't picture him in.

I did not see those.

Yeah, y'all cracked on me. You cracked on me. But, um.

I gotta go back through the pictures, though. But now I'm curious.

I just can't do the braided belt and that. The little buck shoes he had on, I like.

And he came out with some dope pictures of his kid running to him at the soccer game while he dressed like that. I wasn't at. Listen, but don't listen, listen.

When is your dollar like, yeah, don't.

Crack on my outfit while I'm at my kids soccer game. Anyway, I ain't for me. Why are you even looking?

But you're gonna be.

Focus. Shouldn't be me. It should be on my kid. At my kid soccer game. That's. That's it. I wasn't mad at the Drake outfit.

That's a good point. Don't you mean, like, yo, if he had came out looking like a typical parent, he got killed.

I think that he's been looking down and depressed in every picture taken since that battle. So it was good to see him dress up, go somewhere, look fake happy. At least nigga, look like you're happy. You still him. You just may not feel so good popping out. It may not feel him ish outside, but you still him.

Still drinking.

Yeah, you gotta weather the storm.

They showed him pop. He popped out in Houston at some club over the weekend too. But he outside again, as he should be. Yeah, still drunk. Um.

Shout to Kendrick for. For his, for his speech. I don't want that to keep.

Was it. Was it a dope? Sweet.

Oh, I have a little bit of it, actually. I do have a little bit of it. Who knows if it was dope? Let's see. I'm listening to fucking. That ain't you. Who you. That is. That is not. That is not what we doing here. Fuck it. I'll play catch. Let's see. Oh, this. I just. I'm trash. I'll play it.

They drop family matters.

Shut up, nigga. Motherfucking speech.

You trash.

I had it.

No more.

I'm trash. Well, he went up there and said, yo, I believe Compton is beautiful. I believe we produce the most beautiful things. Go Compton. I'm always be for Compton. Everywhere else in the world might not understand us, but he got in that bag, okay? That's what he did. And he did. Shout to Kendrick. Shout out to tde. Can't wait for the parks review. Yeah, please go there and observe. I know you podcasters try to go places and not observe or have a critical thought. Go in there and be fucking. Notice something and bring it back.

Don't be a fan.

Notice something and come back and tell us. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. Speaking of rap, nome gnome had their event shout to smack. Shout to URL. They had their event shout out to all the battle rappers that participated. The only one I saw was Lux versus nitti.

Shout to surf.

Always shout to surf. This. I got Tex surf back. I'm text you back.

Surf.

I got text surf back.

You told him that in the podcast.

Surf. Listening to podcast.

That's why aren't your man. I got hit him as your man right here.

Yes, that's my man. I mean, I got it.

You his man.

I'm tired, though. Well, I am his man.

I know.

Shutter sir. Lux and nitty. Did anybody here see it?

I did.

You saw Lux and Nitty? I did.

Classic battle. And I hate when people say that right after the battle and let me start. Yo, I've been rough on Lux.

Pause.

That's problem.

Okay, hold on.

Yeah, I've been rough on Lux. Like, I was one of the ones where it's like, for what I watch a battle for Lux. Really? Didn't. I like the aggression, the gun bars. I like the exaggerated shit in the battle.

You don't want to dissect shit.

Yeah, I don't want to have to really get my thesaurus out. I don't want to have to watch it back to catch bars. I don't really want to have to think in a battle rap. There's a lot of people that feel this way, so I'm not alone in this. He did a real good job of balance. Certain bars I caught. Like, he was talking. He talked to nitty like he was a kid. Damn near which. But again, nitty, I actually miss nitty bars, surprisingly. And I don't usually do that. Like, cuz I watched it two times, okay? And I'm seeing reclaps and recaps, and I'm seeing people say certain shit, and I'm like, wait a minute. Okay, I missed this. So now I have to go back and look.

I had some Lux bars for you. But of course, URL has removed all media that was around. But I do still have this, uh, this nitty scan. Oh, my God. This is actually gonna be choked up reading Genesis one, that's all. First I'm gonna kill him and go to prison do all my term get straight through that sentence like a highlighter you can mark my words let me start my verse cause I ain't even heat up yet let me start my verse cause I ain't even heat up yet so heat up me next warning shot let it fly overloaded like a leader Jack so Jesus, let it fly overloaded like a leah show me respect because I ain't one of these rookies from the spaces since 2013 I've been cooking on these stages how he looked at as the greatest only come out once a year like a birthday candle and I've been putting on for ages oh, my God. Yo, are you shitting me? This shit was deadline was so ill the room couldn't react wait, no, I'm Rwanda. No, as a rapper you heard that and said I've been putting on a birthday.

That's clever. That's clever shit, hold up how you.

Look at as the greatest only come out once a year like a birthday candle and I've been putting on for ants that's it. Hey, I'm never gonna play now the second I wait we can take this shit down to the wire like electrical tape leave you brain dead comatose for several days people asking where everything healthy at a vegetable state yo, I wish that I could play y'all what loaded Lux did in this battle? He put on an absolute clinic. They both did. But Lux is the greatest. Lux is the greatest, was the greatest on that stage. And just salute.

I got a little bit for you.

Oh, yeah, give me a little bit of that I need a little bit.

Of that Lux be performing too.

Yeah, Lux showed his ass and can't nobody on the stream defend it.

I seen your business.

It seems offensive to think he pippin letting people pump this. He saw about the core, which I deem commitment is, interestingly enough, just a means of interest. I mean, your newfound ace was hot for you fever pitching about how you be assisting all the victims is dying to get in the game, bleeding the benches, this what they bumping but I'm a clinch of series type of nigga though why I care about who on the sideline sucking they teeth is clinching just for mentions, this some bullshit you trying to make a playoff and it's gonna be season ending. It's not a game, nigga, you backsliding out on payments, skipping out on obligations. You weren't thinking about how that other league event went. Fees, expenses, deeds unmentioned. How the fuck they couldn't keep you locked in. You ain't never been in the key position. Cold star. You just felt free to mention that.

Troy got a screen.

Intention. Be's a witness. You gotta show cheat, go to cheat codes on the cheat sheets you getting. But keep forgetting.

They think you making office.

No, nigga, you taking orders. We work different. You gotta ask. I tell Schmack what I need. Permission, nigga.

Permission. Permission, bro. And that's a light one.

That might be the lightest on that stage.

They pulling all the clips down.

That shit that he did about you a worker and you not a boss. You up here flipping all these names, but can't flip no money. He should start coming. Oh, my God. Felt bad for nitty in that moment. I felt bad for.

This is a good battle, though.

This was a great.

I don't know if the link I got still going. I'll send it to you.

This was a great man.

Very.

Is it available?

No, on the app. Well, I know it was on that. I don't know where it is now. It's nowhere now.

Niggas was mad. So, smack, when you order the pay per view, they had a pop up come up because people be ordering, sharing a link. It was like, yo, listen, if you know anybody doing that, screenshot it, send it to us. We'll give you the next three events free. So niggas are snitching on everybody else. Like, yo, if you find anybody selling entrepreneurial business. Yeah, we need our money. We need all ours. He's like you.

Oh, no. I do gotta play this jazz clip, cuz. Jazz. Show her ass every time. But this is ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous. Why she did this to this girl.

You told t top you put Booger.

Sugar in his sun diaper, then put him through TSA. You a crazy genius. But I'm fake. A demon bitch. I'll stuff that sugar in your newborn, then send her to God sweet baby Jesus. Now, watch this. Look at this little real estate bar. Wait, this is a.

You told t tock.

You put Booger sugar in his thumb. Say it again. Now. Wait. A crazy genius. But I'm faker demons. I stole that sugar in your newborn. Then send it a God sweet baby Jesus. I hate that. When you battle, you have a list.

Of women that are not allowed in rooms.

So finesse.

Black diamond. And the way you stay away from our ex doctor. Sebi would be proud of you. And you and Ebony, all types of ways she got you feeling. You scared of her. But this gangsta image is what makes you appealing. You a fucking real estate agent. How a bitch that sell house is not comfortable with hustling a building? Are you fucking shitting me? Are you shitting? Hustle in the building. Hustle in the building. You aren't. Jazz is foul for that. Don't ever say that to my face. Yo, don't say that to my face. Some of them battle rap bars is hard to stand in front of. When Hollow did that little Jodeci line, and I was standing right there, I was like, that nigga said, I got 112, I want Joe to seek. And you had to just stand there, act like it ain't the hardest shit you ever heard of your life.

That was the funny shit in the first round of the nitty and Lux battle. Lux killing nitty, just walking back and forth, like, trying to act like these shit ain't hard. It was like, you just gotta stand it. That's perfect. You gotta perform and take that.

You're watching. Boosie was on one of them podcasts. They asked him why he don't battle rap. He said, I'm from Louisiana, so if somebody said anything to our face, we will shoot them. And as simple as that explanation was.

It made total sense.

I understood it made sense.

Y'all know the situation. Like, some of them niggas don't understand that this was battle rap. And you said certain shit on that stage, and they right there, and niggas had to a yo know, this is. This is part of the show, and let that go.

Lux did so many just. He did so much of it. I can't even say I'm really mad that they took the joints down.

There's another clip that was.

He was bugging up there.

Found it.

We love you. While I'm at it, mook, there's nothing you could ever say to make me not love you, nigga. I don't give a fuck what disparaging comments you say about me. I love you, nigga. Now, the fuck is wrong with these niggas out here? You can't stop my love. You can't stop my love. I don't care if y'all be strong. If y'all get on these interviews and pause. Oh, Joe, you got mad at it. I get it. Hurt people, hurt people, but I love you, nigga. That's it. Now what you gonna do?

And yo, shouts to nitty, like, you shouted Lux out.

I shouted both of them out.

I'm just saying.

Cause they both went crazy.

Yeah. Like, to be up there on that stage in that moment and not die. Nobody. Yeah, nobody died.

Did not die.

Who won?

Lux.

Lux.

My first watch was Lux.

Okay.

But then when I go back and I caught some of that other shit, it's closer than I originally had it.

Lux one.

Okay, that's just mine. I saw people saying, two ones, three. Oh.

Most of the people that watched it do have Lux winning.

Yeah, I had Lux.

I'm sure it isn't Nitty's cousin somewhere.

I don't know.

I keep talking about this fucking rum. Nitty and Brung. Henny and his nigga start going.

Nah, that was a different looks. That was a different looks. That wasn't your usual.

Damn, I wish I could play those lines. It was too nice. It's too nice. It's too nice. I'm dick riding right now. Shout out to luck. Shout out to Nitty. Shout to all the battles that perform there. Shout out to smack B's, everybody else that played a part in that. Salute. Salute. Salute.

I'm a fight where I can properly support this.

You can't pay to go see them shit. To go see, like. Like on demand type shit.

Yeah.

After it's over, they should just go on their app for $5.10 like that.

But sometimes they'll wait. They'll drop it, you know, later. It'll be immediately. Sometimes. Or sometimes it's only for a couple hours because they go to YouTube later on with it.

But I've heard they know they waiting for this one.

I've heard some funny shit YouTube has been doing with the bad now. So I don't even know if this will hit there.

They should just have a subscription on.

The they do URL app.

Yeah. Should go up like an episode of tv.

Exactly. Like a Patreon.

I won't ask you guys about Caitlin clark not being on Team USA. Maybe I'll do that on Patreon. Salute. Shout to patronies. But I do want to ask ish about Danny Hurley. Danny Hurley.

Danny.

I'm thinking about Danny Hurley. Turn. Dan Hurley turning down lakers gig. Six years, 80 million. It's hard to turn down six years, 70 million. I don't want to misquote him. Google it yourself, but a lot of money.

It's a lot of money.

More than double his salary.

I would have welcomed him. I think I just love this for.

The beef between WoJ and Shams. By the way. But I think I said that already.

No, you didn't.

No, because Shams is the one that was reporting that JJ Reddick is the front runner for the job. And, you know, Shams and wo. Shams used to work for wolves. When wolves went to ESPN, he brought a lot of his people. Shams chose not to go and build his own shit. So they've been kind of having a battle mentor versus mentee. So shams drops the JJ Reddick bomb. Whoa. Says Danny Hurley is the one that they looking for, and he's on. He's been the only candidate ever since. So I'm going to miss their beef back and forth. But what do you think Hurley's decision.

As a laker fan, you got to respect it.

I loved it.

I would have welcomed Danny. Basketball greatness is in his family. For those that don't know, he comes from the St. Anthony's tree. That was so pivotal back in eighties and nineties high school basketball.

Okay, two thousands, right?

Start dying out after Bob Leffer.

Bob left. Did they? Yeah.

So Bobby Harley senior. Senior was the coach of St. Anthony's basketball match. Recruits. He got mad niggas and pros. Then Bobby Hurley junior went on to Duke greatness. And then Danny was the little brother. I always thought Danny was better than Bobby, too, but Danny Hurley's kicking ass in UConn.

Stop. Don't talk stupid.

I like Danny Hurley game.

Bobby really don't talk crazy, though.

He was nice. I like Danny Hurley game.

But you remember Bobby nigga Stone?

I do. Danny had the swag.

Go ahead, man.

But, yo, nah, I shouted Danny Hurley. I think when, you know, it speaks to integrity, sometimes when you turn down that much brain.

Why did he turn it down?

Nobody knows. That's his personal decision. I think that a lot of times college coaches, and I said this before, you can't kinda get the respect. Like, I don't think this is my opinion. Like, it's hard to go in there and tell LeBron what you think he's doing wrong. Yo, I need you to improve on so, nigga, if you don't get your. You know what I'm saying? It's hard to do that.

Isn't coaching college kind of seen as like a step towards coaching in the.

Pros for some Colin clap?

Colin Coward had a great quote. It said, don't risk happy for happier.

That's a good one. That's really dope.

And I think it definitely applies. Yeah, it was a really good fight. The Hurleys are east coast, especially New Jersey. Greatness they are a staple. Danny Hurley has talked. Talked about how he suffered from depression and had a hard time even finding footing in coaching, and his wife kind of walked him through that process. So my wife is going to be the ultimate decision maker in this, and his family is not. His family's just not leaving the east coast. He has a chance to make a three peat. For three peat in college, that's unheard of. So if I'm being offered 70 and 80 million now, why don't I just continue what I'm doing here? And a gig that makes more sense for me will open up in the.

Future, I think, and make sense.

And that job security, picking your family up, moving them across the country, from Connecticut to LA, that's a whole different culture shift. And then, to be totally honest, dog, the Los Angeles Lakers, the Yankees, the Dodgers, the cowboys, jobs like that, yo, you under such a fucking microscope that you might have too much pressure to be happy, and then if you don't immediately, immediately produce results, you don't get the window to grow and to win. Like Darvin Ham, you out of there. If you don't produce immediately, nigga, you gone. So now I just picked up my family, moved across country, and now I'm jobless. I mean, you still got that guaranteed spanky, but still, it's still a pain in the ass. He not missing no males. While we talking coaches, man, I gotta give a shout out to my cousin, Darnell Stapleton. Shout him out. A couple years ago, he took the coaching job down at University of Florida. Well, he just now. And talking to him, he was like, his goal was to get into the NFL as coaching. He is now the assistant offensive line coach for the Washington commanders. So he didn't make it to the league.

Salute, cars. I'm not rooting for y'all, but salute.

You just brought Tywin back for what, three more years?

Yeah.

Yeah, they better.

Yeah.

Danny make six years, 32 million, no complaints.

Yeah, I can make it work.

No complaints. On Wednesdays, we can stretch it.

We'll be right.

I'm sorry.

The other point, remember before you were saying about them coaches where it's hard to like college, they listen a little bit more because they don't have the money.

They got money. Go.

They got. Did y'all see? Oh, University of. Was it Texas? It was inviting recruits, and they got lamborghinis lined up the both sides of the fucking.

That's a Texas problem. No, Texas do things differently.

Yo, this shit was crazy, though.

And sports in Texas, forget about.

Yeah, high school sports in Texas, they shut the city down. Like Friday night lights and all this. It really be like that, but stadiums?

Really?

Speaking of proms, dog, fuck Texas proms across the country.

I just.

Crazy families.

Little niggas be having Rolls Royces and all types of shit at the prom.

I know, and I got stick up kid friends. Just let me know what date that prom is. Get to the bottom.

Yo, I'm seeing these pictures. Like, what the fuck?

Yeah, it's a different Ferrari's dog.

All types of shit at the prom. We got daughters.

Yeah, what that mean? What that means?

It's gonna be expensive.

Oh, I thought he was trying to say they gonna get picked up by the dude. The dude gotta spend all the money. No, I mean your daughter can't show up, mutt. To the promise.

Of course not. I'm saying we got daughters. Promise this shit gonna be expensive. Girls are expensive. Dating women are expensive. What do you think will happen when our daughters become teenagers and mischievous little things.

Don't let him talk about your daughter.

I'm not happy to fucking get him. Kyrie stomped the shit out of him right now.

Kyrie's there.

Gucci.

That'll stop him.

In Atlanta.

I got two part of the shows for you guys. All right. Demetrius get his money worth? Hey, he get his money worth every month. That's my man.

Shouts to me.

Demetrius says, what is your proudest moment? Doesn't have to be financially and it doesn't have to be socially, but what moment made you self reflect and say, damn, I am so proud of myself for blank.

It's a really good question.

That's a really good question.

Sheesh. I'll be the cliche guy while y'all think. My kids birth. Both of them super proud. I had some dinner on one of them album releases where my dad got up and gave, like, a speech and said some shit that he would have never said to me if it was just us. Dad made me cry. Yeah. Yeah. He teared me right up with that one. What else? Pump it up. That's up there? Should be. It's up there. They called me to the plate. I delivered. What else is up there for me? Proudest, proudest moments. Being the guy in your family that is trustworthy. Mmm. That's the moment.

Yeah.

For me, being the family member that is reliable.

Leaned on.

Yeah. Being that person. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. How about you guys? What's. What's that?

Really good.

Life has been full of blessings. It's kind of hard to pick one. Honestly, um. Shit, just making it. Fucking out of my little ass hometown and getting shit popping in a couple different cities. But especially here, it's always a moment of pride for me.

It is true. True.

I'll be proud. When, of course, this is countless instances involving my daughter. I could think of a million of those, but one recently that stands out and tried to tell it real quick. I was in the mailroom of my building, and I walked in. There was a lady in there who's older. She, like, she was about to cry. And I'm like, oh, you trying to get out? What was going on? There was a package. She couldn't find it. She was just stressed. So I help her. She had ordered a walker, but she was on a walker, so she couldn't take it to her apartment. I carry it for her, put it together for her, show her how to use it, all of this shit. Long story short, I befriended the lady because she. Her daughter moved her up here from Florida. She had a bad accident. Got, like, a plate in her arm. She knows nothing about Jersey, never been to Jersey. Basically a stranger. So I kind of just told her, yo, you know, I live down the hall from you. If you need something, call me. Whatever, whatever. My mom's. I tell my moms about it.

She's like, well, I would like to meet her. So my mom's kind of rock with her now.

That's amazing.

And she was telling my mom, like, yo, your son is an angel. Like, literally, God sent him into that room that day because I wouldn't have been able to do any of this shit. So seeing my mom's reaction to somebody basically bigging her son up to her made me feel good. I felt proud. Like, that's fine.

That's probably feel proud. Feel proud, bitch. Proud. Not giving your uncle that car. I was super proud. Had another set of wheels.

Um. I don't know. Yes. It's really hard. Um. I don't know. When you walk in the hospitals and you see your kids, that's like, my first daughter, when I walked in, you see a daughter in the incubator. That's a different type of emotional experience. And then for my second daughter, I saw, like, you know, they pull her out, all that shit. It was. My girl had a c section. They pull them out and all that shit. You hold them. It's a different type of emotional thing that make you feel proud.

But.

Anything else is, like a blurry.

Oh.

To be honest with you, I can't really think of nothing else. Ice his point. Was good. When people talk about you to your family and reverence and you're not dear, that's fire. But I can't really think of nothing off the top of my head.

Okay.

Big Bell. That was great.

You did good. And therapy session. You can tell he ain't had a lick of therapy. Thinking about himself. You can't have fun therapy sessions like that. Like, what are you, Brown?

What are you talking. I'm not even saying nothing. I'm chilling.

Therapists will unblur that blur.

Get that shit right out you.

Blur that blur.

It's just I ain't, you know, it was an impromptu question.

Big mail right off the top of my head. My mom's last wish for me, she was like, buy a house. That's all I want you to do. You buy a house. And I did one better. I bought a building, you know, rental property, stream of income. I think she might be looking down on me kind of proud.

Good shit. I think so. Well, clap it up. A mom looking down proud. Got it on them buildings with Angela.

Gee, I mean, she's. She got way more doors than I do, but that's. Listen, it's a goal.

I saw Angelique last night at the Don Toliver. Shit, she's looking good. Good.

Shout out to Ange.

There's a second one. You said, right?

I said, you know, I'll come do your show. I'll do your show, like, it's okay. You don't have to not call me and ask me to do that.

Stop begging, nigga. She'll call you. Thirsty. Thirsty ass. You want to get up there on that lip service and talk? Look at you.

Messy Marvin. All the way up with you. Watch him out. I did lip service. Oh eight.

That's why she ain't call you back.

Nigga, you can call me. I'll come. Do I take my number?

She doubt. She put in the phone. No, it's the same number. I got it.

Yeah. Text me. I'm gonna come up there with Mado one day.

Oh, that would be a fun show.

I think so.

It would? No, it'll be hilarious.

You know, our second part of the show, I don't know if it was a question. This is from Casimir. Casimir Fenelon. I don't know. Casimir says, beer versus man. Don't trigger anybody. Don't trigger. Let's just hear him out and leave. We don't have to stay here. Beer versus man. I just wanted to add to the conversation really quick and help Mel understand the guy's perspective. He said that don't try. Yes, over nine out of ten women have been attacked physically or sexually by a man. But where women are getting confused on is that they think nine out of every ten men are doing the attacking. In reality, on an. On the extreme level, only one out of every ten men are the ones actually physically and sexually assaulting women and shouldn't represent the majority of men as a gender. I didn't check those stats, by the way. So if it's wrong, don't attack. What women are low key insinuating is that the majority of men are likely to be a rapist attacker or killer or killer of women when in fact it is less than 10% on an extreme level. And the chances of a bear attacking you is way higher.

He said that I've heard bear stats that they've killed like 200 people since the 18 hundreds or some abnormal shit.

Yeah, but that's a moot stat because we don't live with them.

Right. I receive what he's saying, I understand what he's saying. And I understand that a lot of men are processing that conversation as women are terrified of all men. And I think that that's where the disconnect is happening. That's not what. I can't speak for all women. I can only speak for myself and maybe even my group of friends that have had this conversation. And it really doesn't. We don't fear all men because we know that not all men are predators and rapists and will harm us. We know this, we believe this. We have men in our lives that are protectors, you know, and are allies and stuff like that. So I just think that the conversation just kind of became very convoluted, and it was just really meant to show how high the statistics are of women that have actually had these kinds of interactions in their lives. Like one in three women. That is. That is a crazy statistic. One in three women has had some form of sexual assault during the course of her life, or will, you know, experience that. So I think that that's really where the disconnect is kind of happening between men.

Yes.

I've also ran into some bears in person, and they usually run away.

That's the other thing is that a bear either has to be hungry or feel threatened. And so that's the conversation, is that bears aren't just going to randomly attack you.

Now, if you want to say, like a lion or some shit like that.

Yeah. Then that's. I think that that's why we didn't say lions or why. That wasn't it. So that's just my two cent on that.

Received. Yeah, received. And thank you. Thank you to our part of the show. Participants.

My man contacted you.

Who's your man? Oh, we're back in the man multiverse of ish now.

The dude that sent the join in.

About his girl, that is not helping me at all.

The big thing we had went, the girl was talking to him, reckless and all that other stuff.

Uh huh.

You said the nigga, whole email and name and anything is he got in trouble with boys, his family, anybody, like, oh, nigga, your girl talking to you like a butt. Whoops. It's fucked up, son.

Whoops.

Wait, what I said is email.

You read his whole Social Security number, all that shit?

Why'd I do that?

I have no idea.

I'd be thinking, these niggas want to get shouted out.

No.

Yeah.

Because the people that don't will say, don't mention me. Yeah, don't say my name. Or they might be putting a name out knowing that they could.

My apologies. I don't want to jam anybody up. This broadcast is meant to be fun and entertaining and informative. Yes. Yeah. It's not meant to add stress or distress.

I don't know if the disclaimer is in there, but I think going forward, if you are part of the show contributor, you should write in, like, bold letters at the beginning of your question or statement.

Hide me.

Do not say my name.

Don't say my name. My name is Michael.

Michael Jordan. Magic Johnson. That's it for me. I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart that I need to get out on this broadcast. Let me just make sure. Free jaguar. White. Right?

Oh, man. Rest in peace. Enchanting. Sorry. Rest in peace. Enchanting. She's a singer slash rapper. She was from Texas. She was signed to Gucci's 1017 label for a short time, and she passed away yesterday. So just say, rest in peace.

It fucking sucks. Something you hated as a kid, but love as an adult. Pickles, butterscotch, lima beans.

Being alone. Oh, you love as an adult. My mom was the reverse.

Um, hated as a kid, love as an adult.

Eggs, sleep.

Being alone is funny. Yeah, that's true. That's a good one.

Yeah.

You smoke that, parks?

Yeah. Brussels sprouts. But I think they upgraded them, so I don't know if that's fair. Squash. Like zucchini and shit like that. I like that shit.

Vegetables.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's true.

Um, cantaloupe.

I didn't use to. Like I said, bangalore.

Fuck out of here. All right, I think that was our show. I think we did it. I told you guys, I've been in my old school bag. 90, 91, 92. I'm staying right there on the sleeper. And you kids need to fucking learn some good music anyway. Algorithm been getting me, right. I ain't saying it who it is, cuz you fucking niggas is heathens out there. And you should know. Oh, man. Come on. Christopher Williams. All I see. Let's go. Some of y'all know. Some of y'all don't. Let me tell you something. Something. Anytime I made a tape or the little cd back in the day, this was on here for me. The little, you know, the little love playlist. Oh, my God. I used to kill this into the Jodeci. And then the what I love, I forgot this was my favorite song.

Really?

This was my favorite song on a love tape back then. Back then, yeah.

Why don't you give it to Christopher?

Wynn's got a lot of little sleepers that niggas never really paid mind to. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. You weren't there, Marty. You wasn't there for this.

You were six, nigga.

See, I know that's Harry hole in the background. It's not like my back. I see my sugar my way. I want you back in my life every night you bring your love back my way. Cause I can take another day. So why don't you stay good?

I won't be, but all I see is a lot of come on, come on. I won't be with

brand new old music from Christopher Williams. That record is called all I see available in your phone and on dsps right this very second. All right?

I'm going back down to Memphis. Again?

Why not?

Why not? This is new moneybag. Yo record is called play the fool.

Young nigga, move that dope brand new, breakage, a brand new hose, brand new.

Pot, new stove, brand new.

Plus infigo if a nigga didn't time behind your name and other words you told you be laying on wheat dereks, they need to be exposed. D and D enlist the money calling smoke a blood and poppa, what you call it, can't go broken down. Use the ball and mute yourself with all the extra talk. And shut the fuck up, man. You beating it, lemon. Paint a picture, see the vision. I can see the city while I'm hitting it in the yammy right now with it played on my talking. She needed some clout. You not even relevant. What this about? I know some wretched bitches from the south get little sister, you in the mouth. No, I be thugging it out. Daylight back on that bullshit. Look how you slugging it out? Some keep telling me, some keep telling me some keep telling me I'm hearing voices keep it cool, play the fool some keep telling me, trying to ignore it some keep telling me, telling me, telling me some keep telling me, telling you what? Go with your move or you gon lose some keep telling me I can't go some keep telling me them niggas hoes, some keep telling me stay on the road some keep telling me give it a little minute, and it's true, color gonna show some, some keep telling me, keep me a pole some keep telling me get it and go some keep telling me God watching over me but I feel the demons getting close he be pillar, talking about me and my people must be hurt plus he a rapper too, he really want a feature, swear by verse, he ain't shit, I know a whole bitch wing got a tattoo, still ain't here, he tender dick

now why you doing for? Some keep telling me I ain't buying the story you selling me if you ripping that loaf, you better eat. We don't tolerate starving in BCE. They are here preparing for freaks. I'm playing for keeps laid up with an op nigga beat for a week, she ate the dick off the bone, appetite rose pedal my feet my status elite, they talk about you rich, a poor, fuck whoever ain't with you fuck whoever ain't with me everybody fuck whoever ain't with me trying to take her for another nigger now you win it now, don't switch up now, I done put you in it some keep telling me, some keep telling me some keep telling me I'm hearing voices keep it cool, play the fool some keep telling me, trying to ignore it some keep telling me, some keep telling me, telling you what go with your move or you gon lose some keep telling me I can't go some keep telling me them niggas ho. Some keep telling me stay on the road some keep telling me give it a little minute and it's true colors gonna show some keep telling me, keep me uphold some keep telling me get it and go some keep telling me God watching over me but I feel the demons getting close.

And that is play the fool by moneybag. Yo, and I heard he's working on his album now, so the album should be coming soon, too.

Okay, that's dope. I'll be forgetting that I was Grammy nominated with money bad gal for that Mary J. Blige shout out to money bad. Gail, man, I'm going to the Bronx. This is Austin sour. Make it home.

Yeah.

Look, I let my niggas bury everything. We penalizing all money in, no money out. That mean we need deposits. And if we all get booked, nobody tell they see us synchronize it, first nigga foe he gonna bleed about it. Only way to make them people listen. You gon need a hostage. I don't see my bitches every day, I gotta leave em watching. Call the nigga, trying blue his teeth, I guess we the topic, solid as a rock, they call gi gangsters in the spot, it is what it is. You hold onto that fire and you let go of that bitch. I just say the shroom. Probably why I feel so big. Smoking on the finest fly nigger from the bricks when them gangsters in the spot, it is what it is, you might just make it home, you might never see your kids. I ain't never need a nigger, I ain't never need a bitch loyalty, the only thing that make you real in this shit, I go toe to toe toe with the finest, I ain't picky with the target. I embrace the art of war. That rain a thing we got in common, lemon logos everywhere I bag up, like the supermarket, you can't tell us we ain't rich, my whole block used to ballin'they, done said my name so many times, I'm startin to look like candyman going wild razor blade, I'm pox size dapper dance, left hand bag of grams cutting out his half and half budget, make a master plan boomerang hunter, that mean man for man to the motherland, I'm just trying to catch a tan, they don't know I'm bawdy, I been latin like Afghanistan complexion like the plug you had, and if you never had a plug,

you probably wouldn't understand killer smell, double bag. I'm probably not my mama's favorite, probably cause we twins, though. Everything I learned is sacred. I ain't tell a damn soul, niggas know I'm in the matrix. I tell Shorty Dan, slow Picasso with the paintings, green thumb, I make the gasses in the style, what it is, you hold on to that fire and you let go of that bitch. I just say the shroom. Probably why I feel so big. Smoking on the finest fly nigga from the bricks. When I'm gangsters in a spot, it is what it is. You might just make it home, you might never see your kids I ain't never need a nigger I ain't never need a bitch loyalty the only thing that make you real in this shit it's Austin sour.

Make it home.

I'm going to, uh. Lily Massey is her name. And the song is called Lethal Weapon, featuring Jermaine.

Promise when I'm done I'm gonna have your leg shaking I know that you heard about me, baby, stop pretending cause it ain't my first show no, I don't put you at all, girl, I'm used to this a different level type nigga who you fooling with that nasty shit and niggas stay true it's what I do been freaky since 2014 let the weapon have you strong how my tongue push the witness silence.

Pleasing you.

The way I won't wake you up ain't gonna stop me I'm satisfied I'm gonna need your body to lay right there while I work waking up a sweat, I can go 24 hours and hours, baby, I'm a giver I just wanna make you shiver see you, nigga I'm a sinner, never quit cause I need you, baby lay it all down for me lately you're the only one I've been craving soon as you get home, make some babies every time you have way I won't break your body down can't wait I'm ready. How satisfied?

That's lethal weapon, Lily Massey and Jermaine. And that's fire. He lied.

Yeah.

I thought you were playing something from Tim's.

He set you up.

Yeah. Definitely not. I changed my mind.

Big Mel, what you playing?

I'm afraid.

Why?

Cause I am afraid Joe's gonna fucking say something. Okay. I like disclaimer. I like this song. I have never heard this before. So I'm playing bodies by Rahim.

But I'm sitting here.

I just. I'm waiting for you to say something.

If you want. Play a song.

Play the song.

Have you played before?

Raheem Devon is not.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Radio Raheem.

Love hate. Great Ryan project, though. Heavy on not asking no questions. Heavy on I won't do no flexing on your exit. How heavy on minding my business and heavy on your salon. Love you so I fuck you like you, babe I don't care that she is a true babe. You don't have a ten day to prove body. You don't want to keep it. Think around me oh, I know you got body all right. I could tell from all the way you call me.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Short and sweet, that is Raheem bodies.

Yep. And every Rahim song is short over three minutes at all.

I like that. Joe's pick, however. Boy, that brought back memories.

Mm, mm, mm. I don't think I ever heard that song.

Christopher Williams.

That song. I never heard.

That album. For sure.

Yeah.

Christopher Williams, Christopher Albie.

Sure. Khalil Kane, who played Raheem and juice. You had a type at that age. Yes, I did. It looked just like that.

So before money was important, we know what the type was?

I don't know. I don't. Yeah, it was a type. It was a type instantly transported to being 14.

Oh, 14.

I want to say having thoughts at 14. Duh.

Okay.

How old were you, like, when you, like, started getting. Doing shit?

I was doing shit. I was 14 at Laurenburg Prep when all of the guys to boarding school had fucked Siobhanti and they were clowning me. Cause I didn't. So went over to the girls dorm and didn't know what I was doing. Totally embarrassed myself and was scared away from having sex probably for the next four to five years until I met my first baby mom. Thank you for asking about my experience.

That was hilarious.

My first sexual experience didn't make me want to run to sex at all because I'm mad. So I had to pee. I told this story a bunch that was come or be, but I had to do something, and I did it in her.

Oh, shit. That's why you hate squirters.

He wants to squirter.

He wants to squirt. What is. What. Go ahead, judge me.

Come on.

Get your shit off. What you got? What you got, buddy? Thank you. Leave me alone for a change. The fuck? Great show. Great show today, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. This part feels like we escaped the summertime fall off. This is good. Still in my 92. Still in my 92.

Hey, I just feel so sorry for people who weren't there during this.

How you say that?

As I feel so sorry for people.

That.

People who weren't there during this.

Time, you know, they missed out. This is the golden era for a reason. Yo. It's really fucking me up there today. When people say 15 years ago, they talking about zero nine. Yeah, that is really tripping me up.

That's fucked up.

When you say 1520 years ago, I just get right back to the nineties. Yeah, them niggas is at zero nine. That's almost 2010.

That shit. 30.

We old as hell, man. Listen, because of that. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows each and every one of us need to be there. Until the next time we beat. You would do. Farewell. Adio, cerebra durci, asta la vista arvois. So long. Goodbye. Or simple head nod if you don't really fuck with him like that.

Just a charge. Today.

I. Shut up. Remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And lastly, but certainly not least, the baddies aren't insecure and think they're being reciprocal. When they give a hug that was unwanted. The stagnant women want to travel, and the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a tylenol, you might need it. Right on schedule. Is a Porzingis injury. Porzingis injury. Out for the next ten days, tentatively, with a meniscus tear. Well, maybe I'll go run behind that Dallas bandwagon. We'll see.

Yeah, we'll see.

I gotta see game three. Dallas winning game three should be easy money.

But no Porzingis.

No Porzingis.

That changed everything for me.

Talk prize.

What?

Y'all hold it down out there, man. Everybody have a healthy week. Enjoy the rest of your week, weekend included. We'll be back same time, same place this weekend, man.

Yo, I heard nothing you said. I'm just listening to the lyrics. I wish I could grab you and tell. You.

Wanna tell me your name let me play your game. Yeah, they sing along that video. Fuck what I saw mountain. Hey, I really want, I really want, I really want, I really want. And I just been noticing, like, funny ad libs from the songs back in the day, like from the nineties. I still drop it in that bag like silk. Silk came on while I was in the shower. He saw some my room. Nigga, you couldn't find something else to say? And it was fire and it's fire. Y'all hold it down. Remember, Tupac is if nobody else cares. We love y'all. You know they go to jail. You can't. I want to know, like a dog, stop doing what you're doing. Because it's always you on Patreon. I want to ask y'all. I want to ask y'all where tp two stands in comparison to confessions. I do don't do that.

The confessions get.

I do want to talk to y'all about it, cuz. I've recently read the track list and I've been on our Kelly set. 92. Sorry. I've been. I've been in that world.

Don't set confessions up like that, bro. Bro.

Yeah. I think it's tough.

I don't think it's tough. I don't think it's tough at all.

It's fine. I got a little jingle. Here we go.

Without the JBP by.