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Oh, yay. I.it was Xanax. Because benzo.Moms.There's extra. The diaz is.Oh. The benzes are depressants. That's interesting.That' their fucking pride flags as the city sinks into the ocean. They're out of their fucking minds. So you can't look at that place and say, this is what happens. You make drugs legal. No, that's what happens. You make drugs legal in a place run by maniacs. A place run by people who think it's fine to have tents everywhere and give people money to shoot up and give them clean needles and give them money every month to stay homeless.I hear you, but my point is you and I both know a lot of people who are like, wait, even the psychedelics? Right. And if psychedelics become fully legal and corporations take over, there's going to be downsides.I think if the corporations do the psychedelics, they'll probably have a different approach to how they interact with humanity. If the CEO's and all these people realize, like, you are going to die, and if you're wasting all your time trying to squeeze as much money as humanly possible out of every person that interacts with your company, you're not living a harmonious life. And it doesn't mean that you can't make a lot of money and sell things, but you can make a lot of money and sell things with a psychedelic capitalist perspective where you're not trying to do evil, you're just trying to be fair about it.I agree with everything.All very utopian, though.But I'm saying there's plenty of people who, if they start getting on these drugs and being introspective, they're not gonna like what they see, and there's gonna be a lot of things that come up, and it's not gonna be an easy transition toward a better person for some of them.Much harder to get a good burger, quit those jobs.I'm talking about, like, these corporate people.I understand.And also, like, even the corporate people, like, look what they did with housewives and all the speed that they were on.Oh, yeah, but that's the housewives fault. They liked it too much.Yeah, but they were told, this is a diet pill.Well, they better. That or lobotomy. Like, we only have a few options back then.I don't think those were the mother's.Little helper, remember from Rolling Stone song. I mean, they stopped doing lobotomies in 67, so they were. They were doing lobotomies for like 50 fucking years.Scramble and people, they did it to Rosemary Kennedy.Didn't they do it because she was promiscuous?Well, and also she was kind of a slow. Oh, and the thing with the lobotomy, did you know what this. You have to do when the person's conscious.Yeah.So she. She had to count backwards, and then she stopped being able to talk. And then they pretended she's on sabbatical 50 years. And then they did the special olympics to kind of, because they felt bad.Oh, my God.Evil. Evil family.Well, it's an evil practice that. That thing that they would do for people when they had troubles.I love the idea that it's just so insane that, like, there's no precision, really. You're stabbing them in the scrambling brain and hoping you hit the right spot. That's not a thing.I think they're gonna look at that the same way they look at the way they look at that now. They're gonna look at sex chains for kids in the future.Yes. Oh, yes.They're gonna look at all this.Munchausen by proxy.Also, there's clearly, like, a mind virus, and it is like a mind virus. I mean, that term, mind virus. This sounds like. You shouldn't say that because a virus doesn't exist in the mind. It's a different kind of thing than an actual biological virus, but it has the same function. adult, they usually become gay. And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. This idea is homophobic. Like, this idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. Like, no, they're gay.And I also talk about this a lot. There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside. So if a male takes testosterone, he's not gonna have any bad side effects. If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside. But they pretend that, like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only gonna be a good thing. It's like, not just a huge cost, but not.Yeah, but the blockers. The blockers are the crazy thing. Well, because they are literally chemical's hilarious. What is this? Trump did not walk out to $0.50, but rather the country singer. So is that fake? Those videos are fake. Where he walks out. Those videos go around the Internet.Oh, wait, wait. No. I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.That's him going out.Scroll down. Because it says under. Under it. There was an explanation in text. What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.You love your mama?You love Mama? Here, sweetie.This is for you. Well, that's just a grunt. That's for you.No, I'm saying mama, dude.Yeah, but it doesn't know what it. Boy.John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.Mmm. I guess that noise.Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.Right? It doesn't understand.Right?It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.Right.So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.Whoa.And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?Sometimes she used the sign for devil as an insult. She also named a parrot deviltooth after initially being frightened of it. In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla. Coco says devil. Ingrid, it was a girl, okay. Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46. Aw. It's.But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.Maybe.I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.Dogs are happier with people.They're a little happier with people.Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.Right.But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.Right.So that was something I thought really fascinating.Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.Sure.But when he sees Carl.Right.Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.Lot when he's little. He wasn't.Okay. And he knew.How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.It's probably also the way the dog.Interacts with the motion, the way they move.Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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That' their fucking pride flags as the city sinks into the ocean. They're out of their fucking minds. So you can't look at that place and say, this is what happens. You make drugs legal. No, that's what happens. You make drugs legal in a place run by maniacs. A place run by people who think it's fine to have tents everywhere and give people money to shoot up and give them clean needles and give them money every month to stay homeless.I hear you, but my point is you and I both know a lot of people who are like, wait, even the psychedelics? Right. And if psychedelics become fully legal and corporations take over, there's going to be downsides.I think if the corporations do the psychedelics, they'll probably have a different approach to how they interact with humanity. If the CEO's and all these people realize, like, you are going to die, and if you're wasting all your time trying to squeeze as much money as humanly possible out of every person that interacts with your company, you're not living a harmonious life. And it doesn't mean that you can't make a lot of money and sell things, but you can make a lot of money and sell things with a psychedelic capitalist perspective where you're not trying to do evil, you're just trying to be fair about it.I agree with everything.All very utopian, though.But I'm saying there's plenty of people who, if they start getting on these drugs and being introspective, they're not gonna like what they see, and there's gonna be a lot of things that come up, and it's not gonna be an easy transition toward a better person for some of them.Much harder to get a good burger, quit those jobs.I'm talking about, like, these corporate people.I understand.And also, like, even the corporate people, like, look what they did with housewives and all the speed that they were on.Oh, yeah, but that's the housewives fault. They liked it too much.Yeah, but they were told, this is a diet pill.Well, they better. That or lobotomy. Like, we only have a few options back then.I don't think those were the mother's.Little helper, remember from Rolling Stone song. I mean, they stopped doing lobotomies in 67, so they were. They were doing lobotomies for like 50 fucking years.Scramble and people, they did it to Rosemary Kennedy.Didn't they do it because she was promiscuous?Well, and also she was kind of a slow. Oh, and the thing with the lobotomy, did you know what this. You have to do when the person's conscious.Yeah.So she. She had to count backwards, and then she stopped being able to talk. And then they pretended she's on sabbatical 50 years. And then they did the special olympics to kind of, because they felt bad.Oh, my God.Evil. Evil family.Well, it's an evil practice that. That thing that they would do for people when they had troubles.I love the idea that it's just so insane that, like, there's no precision, really. You're stabbing them in the scrambling brain and hoping you hit the right spot. That's not a thing.I think they're gonna look at that the same way they look at the way they look at that now. They're gonna look at sex chains for kids in the future.Yes. Oh, yes.They're gonna look at all this.Munchausen by proxy.Also, there's clearly, like, a mind virus, and it is like a mind virus. I mean, that term, mind virus. This sounds like. You shouldn't say that because a virus doesn't exist in the mind. It's a different kind of thing than an actual biological virus, but it has the same function. adult, they usually become gay. And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. This idea is homophobic. Like, this idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. Like, no, they're gay.And I also talk about this a lot. There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside. So if a male takes testosterone, he's not gonna have any bad side effects. If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside. But they pretend that, like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only gonna be a good thing. It's like, not just a huge cost, but not.Yeah, but the blockers. The blockers are the crazy thing. Well, because they are literally chemical's hilarious. What is this? Trump did not walk out to $0.50, but rather the country singer. So is that fake? Those videos are fake. Where he walks out. Those videos go around the Internet.Oh, wait, wait. No. I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.That's him going out.Scroll down. Because it says under. Under it. There was an explanation in text. What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.You love your mama?You love Mama? Here, sweetie.This is for you. Well, that's just a grunt. That's for you.No, I'm saying mama, dude.Yeah, but it doesn't know what it. Boy.John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.Mmm. I guess that noise.Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.Right? It doesn't understand.Right?It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.Right.So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.Whoa.And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?Sometimes she used the sign for devil as an insult. She also named a parrot deviltooth after initially being frightened of it. In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla. Coco says devil. Ingrid, it was a girl, okay. Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46. Aw. It's.But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.Maybe.I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.Dogs are happier with people.They're a little happier with people.Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.Right.But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.Right.So that was something I thought really fascinating.Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.Sure.But when he sees Carl.Right.Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.Lot when he's little. He wasn't.Okay. And he knew.How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.It's probably also the way the dog.Interacts with the motion, the way they move.Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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their fucking pride flags as the city sinks into the ocean. They're out of their fucking minds. So you can't look at that place and say, this is what happens. You make drugs legal. No, that's what happens. You make drugs legal in a place run by maniacs. A place run by people who think it's fine to have tents everywhere and give people money to shoot up and give them clean needles and give them money every month to stay homeless.

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I hear you, but my point is you and I both know a lot of people who are like, wait, even the psychedelics? Right. And if psychedelics become fully legal and corporations take over, there's going to be downsides.

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I think if the corporations do the psychedelics, they'll probably have a different approach to how they interact with humanity. If the CEO's and all these people realize, like, you are going to die, and if you're wasting all your time trying to squeeze as much money as humanly possible out of every person that interacts with your company, you're not living a harmonious life. And it doesn't mean that you can't make a lot of money and sell things, but you can make a lot of money and sell things with a psychedelic capitalist perspective where you're not trying to do evil, you're just trying to be fair about it.

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I agree with everything.

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All very utopian, though.

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But I'm saying there's plenty of people who, if they start getting on these drugs and being introspective, they're not gonna like what they see, and there's gonna be a lot of things that come up, and it's not gonna be an easy transition toward a better person for some of them.

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Much harder to get a good burger, quit those jobs.

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I'm talking about, like, these corporate people.

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I understand.

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And also, like, even the corporate people, like, look what they did with housewives and all the speed that they were on.

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Oh, yeah, but that's the housewives fault. They liked it too much.

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Yeah, but they were told, this is a diet pill.

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Well, they better. That or lobotomy. Like, we only have a few options back then.

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I don't think those were the mother's.

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Little helper, remember from Rolling Stone song. I mean, they stopped doing lobotomies in 67, so they were. They were doing lobotomies for like 50 fucking years.

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Scramble and people, they did it to Rosemary Kennedy.

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Didn't they do it because she was promiscuous?

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Well, and also she was kind of a slow. Oh, and the thing with the lobotomy, did you know what this. You have to do when the person's conscious.

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Yeah.

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So she. She had to count backwards, and then she stopped being able to talk. And then they pretended she's on sabbatical 50 years. And then they did the special olympics to kind of, because they felt bad.

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Oh, my God.

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Evil. Evil family.

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Well, it's an evil practice that. That thing that they would do for people when they had troubles.

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I love the idea that it's just so insane that, like, there's no precision, really. You're stabbing them in the scrambling brain and hoping you hit the right spot. That's not a thing.

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I think they're gonna look at that the same way they look at the way they look at that now. They're gonna look at sex chains for kids in the future.

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Yes. Oh, yes.

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They're gonna look at all this.

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Munchausen by proxy.

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Also, there's clearly, like, a mind virus, and it is like a mind virus. I mean, that term, mind virus. This sounds like. You shouldn't say that because a virus doesn't exist in the mind. It's a different kind of thing than an actual biological virus, but it has the same function. adult, they usually become gay. And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. This idea is homophobic. Like, this idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. Like, no, they're gay.And I also talk about this a lot. There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside. So if a male takes testosterone, he's not gonna have any bad side effects. If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside. But they pretend that, like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only gonna be a good thing. It's like, not just a huge cost, but not.Yeah, but the blockers. The blockers are the crazy thing. Well, because they are literally chemical's hilarious. What is this? Trump did not walk out to $0.50, but rather the country singer. So is that fake? Those videos are fake. Where he walks out. Those videos go around the Internet.Oh, wait, wait. No. I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.That's him going out.Scroll down. Because it says under. Under it. There was an explanation in text. What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.You love your mama?You love Mama? Here, sweetie.This is for you. Well, that's just a grunt. That's for you.No, I'm saying mama, dude.Yeah, but it doesn't know what it. Boy.John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.Mmm. I guess that noise.Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.Right? It doesn't understand.Right?It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.Right.So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.Whoa.And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?Sometimes she used the sign for devil as an insult. She also named a parrot deviltooth after initially being frightened of it. In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla. Coco says devil. Ingrid, it was a girl, okay. Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46. Aw. It's.But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.Maybe.I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.Dogs are happier with people.They're a little happier with people.Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.Right.But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.Right.So that was something I thought really fascinating.Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.Sure.But when he sees Carl.Right.Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.Lot when he's little. He wasn't.Okay. And he knew.How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.It's probably also the way the dog.Interacts with the motion, the way they move.Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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adult, they usually become gay. And then a lot of gay people are like, hey, this is homophobic. This idea is homophobic. Like, this idea that these people are actually in the wrong body. Like, no, they're gay.

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And I also talk about this a lot. There's this complete insane, insane pretense that taking hormones, even the hormones of your own gender, has no downside. So if a male takes testosterone, he's not gonna have any bad side effects. If a female takes estrogen, there's no bad side effects. When women are pregnant and their hormones are a mess, it's all upside. But they pretend that, like, oh, if we just give this person hormones, it's only gonna be a good thing. It's like, not just a huge cost, but not.

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Yeah, but the blockers. The blockers are the crazy thing. Well, because they are literally chemical's hilarious. What is this? Trump did not walk out to $0.50, but rather the country singer. So is that fake? Those videos are fake. Where he walks out. Those videos go around the Internet.Oh, wait, wait. No. I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.That's him going out.Scroll down. Because it says under. Under it. There was an explanation in text. What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.You love your mama?You love Mama? Here, sweetie.This is for you. Well, that's just a grunt. That's for you.No, I'm saying mama, dude.Yeah, but it doesn't know what it. Boy.John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.Mmm. I guess that noise.Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.Right? It doesn't understand.Right?It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.Right.So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.Whoa.And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?Sometimes she used the sign for devil as an insult. She also named a parrot deviltooth after initially being frightened of it. In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla. Coco says devil. Ingrid, it was a girl, okay. Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46. Aw. It's.But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.Maybe.I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.Dogs are happier with people.They're a little happier with people.Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.Right.But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.Right.So that was something I thought really fascinating.Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.Sure.But when he sees Carl.Right.Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.Lot when he's little. He wasn't.Okay. And he knew.How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.It's probably also the way the dog.Interacts with the motion, the way they move.Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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's hilarious. What is this? Trump did not walk out to $0.50, but rather the country singer. So is that fake? Those videos are fake. Where he walks out. Those videos go around the Internet.

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Oh, wait, wait. No. I thought the guy was saying it in disbelief.

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Scroll down. Because it says under. Under it. There was an explanation in text. What does it say there? Oh, it was not. It mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.You love your mama?You love Mama? Here, sweetie.This is for you. Well, that's just a grunt. That's for you.No, I'm saying mama, dude.Yeah, but it doesn't know what it. Boy.John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.Mmm. I guess that noise.Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.Right? It doesn't understand.Right?It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.Right.So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.Whoa.And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?Sometimes she used the sign for devil as an insult. She also named a parrot deviltooth after initially being frightened of it. In the famous joke the aristocrats told by Coco the gorilla. Coco says devil. Ingrid, it was a girl, okay. Coco was a gorilla who mastered sign language and raised kittens. She died at the age of 46. Aw. It's.But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.Maybe.I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.Dogs are happier with people.They're a little happier with people.Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.Right.But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.Right.So that was something I thought really fascinating.Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.Sure.But when he sees Carl.Right.Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.Lot when he's little. He wasn't.Okay. And he knew.How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.It's probably also the way the dog.Interacts with the motion, the way they move.Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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mother. In this new effort, the research team wondered if dismissal of these findings was done in absence of attempts to duplicate their efforts.

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To find out that might have been the case. They searched for the video evidence of such attempts at training and found three videos showing evidence that chimpanzees can be taught to speak human words in a rudimentary way.

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I'm scared to hear this. It's going to be so terrible.

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Can you say mama? Mama. Is this for Mama? Mama.

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You love your mama?

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You love Mama? Here, sweetie.

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John. Well, let's see. It say other things. Says cup. That sound like it sounded like Mama.

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But doesn't mean that it's. If you could. Here. Good boy, John. I love you.

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Love you, Johnny. Do you like that?

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Is that God? You could teach huskies to say I love you too.

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Mmm. I guess that noise.

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Mama, the chimp doesn't think that the owner is its mother.

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Right? It doesn't understand.

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Right?

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It's just saying that. Yeah, absolutely right. Right. So even if you speak, if it's saying the noise. Right, right. It doesn't understand what it's saying. That is different. So they know that they could teach gorillas sign language, though, right, right.

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But the interesting thing about. I think with that, that might be overblown, because my understanding is the gorillas never ask questions.

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Right.

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So it's always a response to a cue. And gorillas are extremely intelligent. It's not dispute, but, like, what are they actually? Are they mimicking? Knowing gets them what they want, because I know that was. What's the most famous one coco called? It's. It was mad one. Supposedly, she. He was Coco Boyden, male.

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Well, let's a kindergarten teacher decide.

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Our next president. Yes. And Coco called her, like, a dirty toilet devil.

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Whoa.

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And I'm like, a gorilla doesn't know what a devil is. You can't teach a gorilla the concept of devil. That's not a word.

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Right? Right. Yeah. That's ridiculous. That is interesting. So maybe they don't know how to express themselves, but they can crudely interact with ideas. So it's not as simple as maybe they don't even have a sense of self to the point where they can express themselves. Like, I'm hungry. I'm very tired right now. I'm tired of doing these tricks for you. I don't like this. I don't want to be in this cage anymore.

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The other thing that really blew my mind is they had a thing where they taught dogs. There's two pictures. Is it a boy?

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But it's. You don't. You can't teach the concept of devil to an animal.

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Imagine just being trapped in a fucking building that's run by gorillas, and they tell you what to do, and they give you bananas, and they try to get you to grunt at them, and you're like, oh, my God. Is there any fucking people around here? And how bad would that suck? Well, that's how bad it sucked for Coco.

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No, it didn't, because they think it was because dogs think of us as the same thing as them.

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How do you know that coco does? Maybe coco would been way more happy with a bunch of gorillas.

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I would think so. Probably dogs are happy with dogs.

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Dogs are happier with people.

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They're a little happier with people.

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Dogs want to be around people. Yes. So there's an experiment they ran, and I still don't understand what's going on in the dog's head where they put up two pictures and the dogs were trained. If you see a picture of a dog, you hit this left, or if dogs and right hit the right and you get a treat. So they had some concept of dog because it would be like the whole dog or the dog's head or whatever. So if you have two pictures of what, like the shape of a cat, the shape of a dog or a cow, they're the same shape.

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But the dogs knew to choose dog, and dogs look very different from each other.

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Right.

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So that was something I thought really fascinating.

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Well, dogs know what a dog is versus, like, Marshall hate squirrels, tries to kill squirrel.

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Sure.

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But when he sees Carl.

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Right.

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Knows absolutely. Even though Carl squirrel size, that Carl is a dog.

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Well, Carl's bigger than a squirrel a.

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Lot when he's little. He wasn't.

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Okay. And he knew.

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How big was Carl when Marshall first saw him? Five pounds, but that's five. That could be squirrel.

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That could be a smell thing. I think it probably has got to be a smell. The dogs do not smell the same as rodents.

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It's probably also the way the dog.

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Interacts with the motion, the way they move.

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Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a difference. But rodents probably smell delicious.

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But visually, how is it gonna know that that's a dog on the screen?

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How's it gonna know that? Marshall's never seen a french bulldog? Howbe a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.Okay.But he just got it.Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.But are they really hunting?Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.Okay.But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.They go, got it, got. Okay.But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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be a guardian like this, something I protect. This is something I eat.

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Yes. It's a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't even know, like, bro, you get eggs. These are awesome. Eggs are good for you. Don't kill them, stupid. For short term gratification. I went to the bathroom once and I had just gotten home and opened the door, let him outside and I took a leak. And then as I closed the bathroom door and flushed, he had a squirrel in his mouth. I was like, dude, alive. Not anymore.

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Okay.

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But he just got it.

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Well, sometimes the dogs will bring you like a living thing they caught. They're just mouthing it like birds or whatever.

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He's a hunting, I mean, he's a golden retriever, so.

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But are they really hunting?

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Yeah, they're bird hunting dogs, retrievers. That's what retrievers are for.

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I thought they retrieve it after you've killed it.

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Yes. Yeah. I mean you use them in hunting to retrieve.

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Okay.

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But they go after the animals too. Like if the animals wounded or whatever.

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They go, got it, got. Okay.

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But screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.Oh, I know this guy.2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.That's got to be a wig or something.Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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screen so he could see like, oh, so 19 days. Beautiful, handsome man now starts getting a little weird in 88, but I think that's just age. That's 91. That's just age. Yeah, just age. Now you start getting weird. Oh, no, this is the beginning.

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Oh, I know this guy.

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2000. Yeah, yeah, now it gets crazy. Look at the chin. Something's going nutty. Now the cheeks. He's trying to avoid the wrinkles, so he's turning his face balloon and I guess it's just body dysmorphia now. 2010, but it gets a lip. Real crate. Now he's done his lips. 2013, it starts getting real crazy. Look at that. 2015. I mean, now it's just nuts. Now it looks like you got attacked by a wig.

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That's got to be a wig or something.

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Something. Look at that. I mean, Jesus Christ. And it gets worse. So the head keeps getting bigger. Look at 2019. I mean, that's just absolutely insane now. Look at it. Now. If that guy just let himself age, he would just be an old, good looking guy, but instead he went nutty, because that's body dysmorphia, where people can't see what they look.

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Yeah, I had my dysmorphia. I got not. Not facially, but body. And it's gone away. Do you know? You know what stopped it? I'm not even kidding. I've talked to you about this a little bit. A few things did it. But this was, like, the moment where I was like, okay, this is done. I was at gold's, and there was a young dude there, early twenties, I'd say, who had striated delts. And I was like, wow, that's so cool. And then my brain said to myself, I swear to God, this rabbit, go, you were just at the Tesla factory at two in the morning with Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson, and you go tell that kid that you think you're jealous of his striated delts, and he will look at you like , and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?I do. I do now.But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.Yeah.This guy.Is it outrageous?No.His whole point is, we work for you.Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.Who's the worst?Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.Right?You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?Oh, yes, she did.Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.I don't think he got many endorsements.But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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, and she ran against him, Adels with Warren. So they're splitting that ticket three that base three ways. I think he'd have a great shot, don't you?

[02:11:55]

I do. I do now.

[02:11:57]

But getting past the primary would be tough because the machine wouldn't like him because he's not reliable. Biden was reliable. He's a party hack.

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And he would do speeches with a hoodie on.

[02:12:06]

Yeah.

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This guy.

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Is it outrageous?

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No.

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His whole point is, we work for you.

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Yes. No, no. He's very reasonable. I'm shocked, because I used to make fun of him. I used to think, like, this is so crazy that this guy can't talk and he's gonna run for governor. And then he won. I was like, oh, well, that's, that's. But he won against Doctor Oz.

[02:12:24]

Who's the worst?

[02:12:25]

Well, you know, the guy got brought up in front of Congress for making fake weight loss claims.

[02:12:30]

You don't go from supporting Jussie Smollett to being a Trump supporter.

[02:12:33]

Right?

[02:12:34]

You're a complete phony and a clown. And what was even funnier was when Oprah came out and twisted the knife and endorsed Fetterman at the last minute. Did you remember that? Oh, and he was her boy.

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Oh, wow. Interesting. Oprah did that?

[02:12:45]

Oh, yes, she did.

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Fetterman. Now, I wonder how many people that endorsed him back then will endorse him now that he's, like, outside of the.

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I don't think he got many endorsements.

[02:12:55]

But, I mean, how many people that were, like, okay with him are still, you know, if he's speaking the way he's speaking and talking about these issues.

[02:13:03]

You know, what, what could make it happen? What if Trump wins again? There's gonna be a lot of soul searching in the Democratic Party about like, hey, where we lose track that we're losing to who they perceive as this complete putz. And that would be an opportunity for someone like Fetterman, like it was for Clinton in 92 to be like, okay, I'm going to steer this party back to where middle America is, and we could win on those terms.

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If they were going to do that, wouldn't they have done that after Trump's first term and instead they ran with Biden?

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Well, they could have. They didn't do that for Trump's first term because first of all, Hillary got millions more votes. Second of all, they were too busy losing their minds to think strategically. This would be a little different.

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I mean, after. So, but after they ran with Biden, there was plenty of, like, young, enthusiastic people they could have ran with.

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Yeah, but I think Biden for them, you knew he was safe. He's a safe democratic vote. You know what he's gonna say. He's gonna play the party game. And he's kind of tried and tested also. Like, he knows how Washington works.

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It's kind of like one of those things where it's hard, it's hard to hate him.

[02:14:02]

Yeah, it's hard to hate him because he's just this sad old man in a basement. It's gonna be a lot. It was a lot easier. I don't think it would have been as easy to put over Klobuchar or Buttigieg. They certainly don't want Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon.

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Yeah, they didn't want Sanders at all costs. But I don't believe Buddha judge would work either. He says a lot of salad.

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He's a kid like you don't come from South Bend to press. First of all, he also raised, here's another reason why I think she's in trouble. Officer Harris Buttigieg raised more money than her.

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Yeah. They're all just gonna get behind her.

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No, no, I do. But my point is how if you in, when you're running for president in 2020, can't raise as much money as a, as a senator from California, as the mayor of South Bend, Indiana. Your rolodex is not good.

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Right. But that is just trying to get through the primaries. Sure, but they weaseled her in there, right? Shoehorned her right in, which was always the fear when Biden was elected president. But, hey, if anything happens to him.

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Look, I don't think it's a given that the people are gonna write the checks for her that they would have done for him.

[02:15:05]

Is it said and done that she's gonna be the candidate for president?

[02:15:08]

No, it's not the convent that she has enough delegates as of right now.

[02:15:13]

But Harris raised 200 million. Now, do you 15 choices is, like, ku karacha.Oh, my God.And I know that's a Simpsons joke.That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.Oh, my God. It's hilarious.You say open butthole, the port pops open.He's like, 14.There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.Wow.Hilarious.I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.He's a good dude.Yeah.He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.You read the New Yorker.Yeah. You're a good person.Yeah.Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.Not yet.They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.You think so?Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.Right.And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.He's got great security and body doubles.Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.Let's. Can you pull it off?I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.Oh, yeah, that.Yeah.Okay. I could see it.I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.That's not how Elon talks.God, that's pretty close.But the. The motions aren't correct.Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.Yeah, and the clothes are way off.That didn't. Right. The end.It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.Oh, by the way, he's got good.Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.It's so close.But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.That really does look like. That really does look like.That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.Google is the asian Elon musk fake.That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.Oh.Oh has been suspended.Wow.Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.There's got to be. Come on.Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

[02:48:40]

15 choices is, like, ku karacha.

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Oh, my God.

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And I know that's a Simpsons joke.

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That's hilarious. He's done a lot of wild things with that car, with all of his cars. It's like the, you know, if you say. You press the speak thing and say, open butthole, the port opens up to charge it. Yes, it does. I'll show you. Mine's out here.

[02:48:57]

Oh, my God. It's hilarious.

[02:48:58]

You say open butthole, the port pops open.

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He's like, 14.

[02:49:04]

There's very few humans like him that are going to be able to run a social media site like that and also just. Just be able to handle being attacked relentlessly and, like, complete Teflon. Open butthole. See? Did someone say it? Open butthole. Yeah, say it.

[02:49:22]

Wow.

[02:49:23]

Hilarious.

[02:49:24]

I still never, I've been around him a couple of times. I've never hung out with him, so I'm looking forward to it.

[02:49:29]

He's a good dude.

[02:49:30]

Yeah.

[02:49:30]

He's a fascinating character. He's handling this very bizarre position in life about as good as you can. I mean, no one's going to handle that very well.

[02:49:38]

I think he did it. He really stuck his neck out with. With Twitter. I'm dead.

[02:49:43]

Naming it $44 billion is a big. Stick your neck out because what's it worth now?

[02:49:48]

I don't think it's the money. That's the stick your neck. It's like he's a target now, and the people who used to love him for the electric cars now think he's a fascist.

[02:49:55]

Isn't that interesting? Like the people that loved him in California, if you drove a Tesla, it was a sign that you were environmentally conscious.

[02:50:02]

You read the New Yorker.

[02:50:03]

Yeah. You're a good person.

[02:50:04]

Yeah.

[02:50:05]

Yeah. You're driving a Tesla.

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I still think. I don't think there's a stigma to it yet.

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Not yet.

[02:50:09]

They haven't completely too good. They haven't. Yeah. Then they haven't completely marginalized him or tried to or stigmatized him, rather, I.

[02:50:15]

Should say, it just doesn't work. It just kind of drifts off of him because there's so much support for him, you know, is just most people recognize that you really, especially when the Twitter files came out, when Tyebi and Schellenberger released all those Twitter files and you, you realize, like, there was, like, a real concerted effort to hide the.

[02:50:33]

Truth from people and then people being gaslit, to be like, we knew all this the whole time. No. No, we didn't.

[02:50:38]

So all this stuff about COVID with Jay Bhattacharya and all those other people that got unfairly maligned, you know, real actual experts, and the government was telling them to suppress them which also tells.

[02:50:50]

Me that they wouldn't be able to do it a second time.

[02:50:52]

You think so?

[02:50:53]

Because I think he's autistic enough that he'd dig in his heels.

[02:50:56]

Right.

[02:50:57]

And that's not a knock against him. That's a of it.

[02:51:02]

I wonder if someone's gonna try to take him out.

[02:51:04]

He's got great security and body doubles.

[02:51:06]

Does he have body doubles? Well, he's got that chinese guy.

[02:51:09]

He's. He's got to be, like, a robot. He's got to have, like. Like a hundred clones of himself in the Chinese Elon.

[02:51:16]

No, there's a guy who looks almost exactly like him who lives in China. So slightly off. Like, if it was, like you spliced him.

[02:51:25]

Wait, you're saying there's a chinese person who looks like somebody else?

[02:51:29]

It looks almost exactly like Elon, not like a regular chinese guy.

[02:51:35]

Let's. Can you pull it off?

[02:51:39]

I think it's real because. Make sure I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. Right? Yeah, because he can fuck with you.

[02:51:44]

Now he's just gonna pull up Jackie Chan.

[02:51:46]

Bruce Lee. Doesn't look like a deep fake.

[02:51:52]

Oh, yeah, that.

[02:51:52]

Yeah.

[02:51:53]

Okay. I could see it.

[02:51:54]

I mean, yeah, I think that's a deep fake, too. It does look a little.

[02:51:59]

That's not how Elon talks.

[02:52:01]

God, that's pretty close.

[02:52:03]

But the. The motions aren't correct.

[02:52:04]

Yeah, but the thing was his lips. The eyes aren't moving. Right. That looks fake.

[02:52:10]

Yeah, and the clothes are way off.

[02:52:12]

That didn't. Right. The end.

[02:52:12]

It looked 1 million followers. Holy crap.

[02:52:15]

Hmm. There's a lot of videos of this guy up there. It's hard to say, man, because there's something about his face. To me. I got that uncanny valley thing going on with this. Like, it might. This looks like bullshit.

[02:52:27]

Oh, by the way, he's got good.

[02:52:29]

Dimples moving here beside. The muscles in the face are moving pretty good. You can't. That's pretty hard.

[02:52:34]

The eyes are really creepy. Those are Elon musk, the weird eyes.

[02:52:37]

It's so close.

[02:52:39]

But he doesn't look asian. That's what's weird. That's Elon face.

[02:52:44]

That really does look like. That really does look like.

[02:52:47]

That looks like. That's got to be AI. There's no way that's not AI. That's Elon's face.

[02:52:50]

Google is the asian Elon musk fake.

[02:52:55]

That's. That's Elon. That was Elon face.

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The one that I saw, that I remember seeing was from about two years ago, and it was much less obvious. It was, like, close, like, oh, look at that guy. Looks right. Just like him. Suspended from.

[02:53:11]

Oh.

[02:53:11]

Oh has been suspended.

[02:53:14]

Wow.

[02:53:15]

Why is he suspended? Chinese doppelganger suspended from China's tick tock. Huh. Interesting. So it's real, huh? He's been dubbed by Internet.

[02:53:34]

Wait, I'm sorry. Why are we not calling him the chinese knockoff? That's. That's the line. He's the chinese knockoff. Elon. Much cheaper, shittier quality.

[02:53:46]

He's been deleted on Weibo. All but three posts are left. Yee long musk, largely inactive as well. Local reports have noticed that Elon's doppelganger was banned for violating community guidelines. See, I wonder if they're running him through a filter, though.

[02:54:01]

There's got to be. Come on.

[02:54:04]

Software engineering. Yeah, I mean, it seems like he's probably close enough and then did some right shenanigans. It's gonna be so hard to tell.

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Face swap. Isn''s worth it for him, however much money they give him.See, they're all dancing like.No, no, no.Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.Why, he's not wearing a mask.Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.What about you? Still see them in the airports?Yeah. Goofy people.Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.There were a lot of masters being polite.They just being polite. They don't spit on you.Yeah.These people over here are just nuts.You gotta go to Japan, dude.I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.Thank you so much, sir.My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.Yep.Okay. Bye, everybody.

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's worth it for him, however much money they give him.

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See, they're all dancing like.

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No, no, no.

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Yeah, no. All these people are masks on outside that ladies double masking.

[03:02:54]

Why, he's not wearing a mask.

[03:02:56]

Of course, he's a rebel. He's from strangers with candy. It's a wild mandeh. Look at him. Well, he probably recently got vaccinated or something. Ridiculous. The mass days, even when I look at videos and I see people wearing masks, I can't believe that's real. I can't believe that was just a couple of years ago.

[03:03:13]

What about you? Still see them in the airports?

[03:03:15]

Yeah. Goofy people.

[03:03:17]

Well, I was assumed now that they have, like, some disease, it's a good thing to assume.

[03:03:20]

I used to assume they're from another country. Yeah, yeah. People from other countries would wear masks all the time.

[03:03:25]

There were a lot of masters being polite.

[03:03:27]

They just being polite. They don't spit on you.

[03:03:29]

Yeah.

[03:03:30]

These people over here are just nuts.

[03:03:31]

You gotta go to Japan, dude.

[03:03:32]

I will go. Michael Malice, you're the fucking man. I appreciate you very much. It's always fun hanging out with you.

[03:03:37]

Thank you so much, sir.

[03:03:38]

My pleasure, brother. Let's hang out.

[03:03:40]

Yep.

[03:03:40]

Okay. Bye, everybody.