Trapped. I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem. And I'll tell you something, this fucking phone, we live. Yay. This phone does so much more. First of all, the anti glare, the fact that the screen doesn't have it has anti glare on it, so much better outside. Crystal clear. You read everything. Crystal clear. I fucking love this circle to search thing. So, like, if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them, do a little circle of it on my phone, and immediately pops up on Google. All the places to buy it. Damn it shows you what things. Yes. Dude, here's another one. My notes, like, say if I do a show and I record it, it will transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for me.

That's pretty gangster.

What?

Yes. It'll summarize it for me. It also will summarize websites. So if there's a website, you know, oh, what's going on in Russia? Some crazy shit is happening. I say summarize that.

Cliff notes.

It summarizes it for you.

Goddamn, dude. And Apple doesn't do any of that?

No, not yet. Fantastic camera.

The cameras have always been amazing. They've always been better.

It's hard to say better because I have both. I'm gonna tell you something. They're both awesome.

It's better at certain stuff.

The iPhone camera is fucking awesome.

Let's be awesome. Let's be honest, though, you've never taken a picture with an iPhone. Like, I wish it was better.

Nope, never. Never.

Nobody's a professional photographer. Fuck off.

But if you are, like, one of those crazy professional photographers, one thing this does do is it zooms way better. Way better. The zoom is crystal clear. You can read a sign, like, way in the distance where I've zoomed in with this and I can see it, but I can't read the letters. And then with this phone, with the Samsung, I see the letters crystal clear.

I think the iPhone is a better camera for just whipping it out and taking a picture. But you can do more with the Android.

I don't even know if it's a better camera for taking it out and whipping a picture. I think they're equal. Yeah, I think for taking it out, whipping a picture, it's equal. But this thing has so many more options. There's all these options he's always showing me about. Like, I have to go. Where's that? It's in the settings. Like, if you're not into fucking around with things, get an iPhone. But if you're like me and you're like, really into tech stuff, Androids, but.

Also shoot, like with the Apple, with the iPhone, they have like, the thing we can like shoot and cut and edit that has all that. You can have the handheld thing because I don't like my crew. Like, when we're filming whatever car stuff, whatever it is outside, they'll just have a handheld with a. With the iPhone?

Yeah.

Gimbal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then they knock it out.

My God damn, man. You do all that? Not only that, this has pro features. Like, you could. You could set it in a pro mode and you have way more options in terms of, like, how. How you film it, like, what the images look like, and it's just way more adjustable.

Can the government track you on that one, too?

Oh, yeah, they track you and everything.

All right.

That's all bullshit. You're never getting away from the government. I don't even believe in signal. I've been talking to these people on sickness. Like the guy moxie who made signal. What's matter? Glass smells funny.

Smell like whiskey.

No, I mean, I smell it like a old whiskey. It smells like soap, like. Like dirty water.

Smells like plasma. Something weird.

You're out of your fucking mind. Smells like whiskey.

I'm somehow outside the whiskey.

You're crazy. We have an awesome dishwasher.

Smells size swing. I mean, I got the bloodhound nose.

Is your nose that good?

Yeah.

Really?

Is it always been like, even as a smoke? Yeah, it runs in the family.

Oh, wow, that's interesting, bro. When I got my nose, he fixed. When I got my. My deviated septum fixed, I could smell way better. I was like, oh, my God, forever.

Though, cuz I got mine fixed. And it just. It's whatever.

I think you're just accustomed to it. In the beginning, was it better?

Oh, night and day difference. In the beginning when you first get it fixed and you have the. All the bandage up there, take the stitch out and pull it out, you're like, oh, my God.

I didn't get my nose fixed until I was 40 years old. For 40 fucking years. Shattered nose with just the whole inside of it was blocked. It was nothing. I had like one quarter of one nostril that was used for.

And that surgery is real fun, isn't it?

Is that better?

Well, look at Drake. Is duplicity. Yes, because I called bullshit when his coach was like, he's only breathing 8%. I'm like, come on. That's what he said. You know, it's ridiculous. I was like, come on, that's not a cardio thing. And they're like, wait, t see him in this next fight. His cardio is gonna be better.

Way better. My cardio was way better. My cardio was at least 10% better when I got my nose fixed. Because you could breathe out of your nose. Like, if you can't breathe out of your nose, especially if you're doing jujitsu and your mouth is getting covered all the time, you're like, all you have is your mouth to breathe out.

And also, as a fighter, breathing out of your mouth is trouble.

Yeah, because your jaws open, you can get rocked easier.

For two years, I walked around like this, pulling my nose so I could breathe. That's why I got that.

You got a hunker on your.

My operation went bad.

Did you ever get those things that stick? Did they work? Do they do anything?

Well, so they put them in there.

For the outside.

All hours of the day. Yeah, so great and so funny. You just show up one day at the steel. I'm like, why the fuck you don't wear a suit? He's like, yeah, man, I need to breathe. He said, you ever tried?

I'm like, no, hicks and used to roll with those on.

They work.

Oh, we got them.

It's your first companion, huh?

You ready to go back in? Brian had the funniest reaction ever to smelling salts because we opened up a fresh. Ah, one of the fresh ones. And as soon as he opened up, he threw his headphones off and ran out of the room. If you do it now, there's not a lot of room to run. You're gonna have a freshie. We got a freshie. Oh, this one hasn't been open.

Nothing better, doc.

Thank you. What do you mean you're getting in, bro? Of course you hate it. Everybody hates it. I hate it too. But I'm about to do it. Let's fuck.

You gotta do it.

This is so strong. So strong. Look, it's sealed, okay? I just broke the seal. The. The lid of the thing is sealed as well, and you still. You know it through that.

Ah, fuck you.

That's not the real deal.

But look, I want.

You see, look, that's just four play, buddy.

It's still sealed.

Yeah.

God. Yeah, still sealed.

That shit's powerful. Is that the same one?

Oh, yeah, same. Yeah. But this is how you want to get them. You want to get them fresh, like right when you.

Oh, this is the real deal, the real date. Once he open, it's the real deal. Him smell it through the fucking bottle. That's some bitch.

The back. Smell the bag. Just the bag. Yeah. Takes you back. So look. Now I'm gonna break the seal.

Get ready.

Still seal.

Oh, my God.

The top is sealed.

Get ready, boys.

Here we go.

This shit fires me up.

Here we go. Oh, my God. I'm smelling from here.

No, get in there.

Be.

Get in there. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Nothing that you asked for.

Brian, you brought this on, and it's early. I was gonna wait till at least they come in.

I'll tell you what, that wakes you up for a show. We have. We pop a little sniff before you go on stage.

I leave in my garage every morning before I get out. Head to work.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

I got problems.

Have you had these? The Lucy's? The breakers?

No.

Oh, these are good meats.

Now, people are constantly sending us same thing.

Lucy's have eights, and they have, like, a little mint thing in it. When you chew it, the mint thing breaks. It tastes good in your mouth.

They're eight milligrams.

Eight milligrams?

Yeah.

24 right now.

24. How many you have in there?

Four.

His blood pressure is very high.

No, it's good.

You have 24 milligrams in your mouth.

I go through two cans a day.

Doug, what are you using? Which one?

Black buffalo.

Oh, my God.

Maniac.

Good Lord.

Yeah, yeah, you push. You push the envelope?

Yeah, that's. That's not even an envelope anymore. You got a satchel?

Direction. The directions say to keep it a foot away from your face.

Shut the fuck up, pussy.

That's a light right in there.

I had to get in there the first time.

You did it, Brian. You got it up to your nose. You put it, like, an inch from your nose and took it deep. Switch.

I think I damaged my sinuses.

Peer pressure works like a motherfucker says.

Do not use more than a few times.

Times a day doing that.

I would never. I said, don't be a bitch. I got it. I'll try it.

Well, he just saw how fun it is.

That's a good time.

Companion. I go, I'm just going to microdose it. And you, like, pushed over a giant piece of chocolate. I was like. I was like, I think that might be a little, like, don't be a bitch. I was like, okay.

Oh, no, no, no.

I was texting you from the plane. I can't negotiate my plane.

See, the Lucy man one ain't gonna do it for a trial. Here. Thanks.

I think there's one more in there.

It's the same gave me. You don't want.

But you already have 24. Yeah, that's the same flavor.

I took the 24 out. I don't mix flavors.

Well, now you get 16, so you'll have two of those.

It'll be 16 to see if your heart will stop.

Yeah. Lucy's it for people who. But I like it better than zin. A lot better. Cuz Zin gives you this weird flavor in your mouth and toxic flavor. Yeah, it doesn't seem good. So I like. You know, there's another one called I think that's empty. I think there's another one called athletic THC that I really like. Not athletic THC. Athletic nicotine.

So how long you been doing nicotine?

Like a year.

Why? Because it's good for your brain.

Fires you up, man. It's. It's good as like a nootropic. It actually helps your brain. It helps cognitive performance. The real problem is cigarettes. Cigarettes are not good, but the nicotine.

Is actually good for your brain.

A lot of great books were written on cigarettes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Nicotine is great.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, that Stephen King said when he stopped smoking, cigarettes is one of the biggest issues. Like, stopping cocaine and drinking was fine, but cigarettes, like, he was like, boo.

His books got super boring, but they didn't.

They weren't as good.

Yes. He doesn't remember writing Cujo.

That's why it's so good.

Yep. And then he said this. He came. He came. His wife came in and she said, you know, she started cleaning up cans. And he goes, God, I kept fucking cans everywhere. Because how long? When was the last time we cleaned this place? And she goes, and it was literally the whole place was covered with beer cans. And she goes, this is the past three days. And he was like, I'm drinking hot. He didn't even realize it.

Yeah, well, damn. If you want to be good, yeah. You want to really write the kind of shit that he wrote when he was young. You got to push that motherfucking on.

You can't do anything.

No, no, no. He said. He actually, in his book, said, I was a very creative guy who had a substance abuse problem. It's not that I had a substance abuse problem, and therefore I was creative. He said, don't get it twisted. Cause I always had a great imagination. But I just.

I don't know. I am of a belief that it helps you. I really am not.

But I do think that it's a personality type. So it might go hand in hand. Right. With an extreme sort of, you know, it all comes together. Maybe.

Maybe people think opens up doors in your imagination that will stay closed.

Yep. And you can't get them.

But it depends on what drug, right? I don't know about alcohol.

Yeah. I mean, I've never fucked with cocaine, but he was a big cocaine user. And like, the shining was all on cocaine.

Great movie.

Fucking great movie.

Fantastic.

The book is insane. He didn't like the movie. He felt like Jack Nicholson was too crazy too quick. Yeah. He thought like in the movie, the guy becomes crazy guys. Like a normal dude who becomes crazy during. During the. The staying at the overlook.

That was shot in color movie.

So here we go. First fight, Vulcan Oz Demir. And who's he fighting? Johnny Walker.

Hella fight, dude. The odds are even on this. The odd makers went, somebody's getting knocked out.

Johnny Walker can knock out anybody.

How does he get down to 02:05 please.

It's so hard to believe he's so big when you stand next to him. He's massive. Like, he easily could be a heavyweight easily.

Dude, I want. It'd be fun if Johnny Walker wins this one. Can you imagine him and Alex? That's a motherfucking fight.

Yeah, but is that possible?

Why not?

He got the neanderthal forehead.

Yeah. He's a big fan. I have a question.

Why not, Joe?

Because I don't think he's one enough. I don't think any, it's compelling. He would have to beat like a Jamal hill.

I'm not saying next. I'm saying I hope he wins and continues to win. He's about two away from it. At light heavyweight. You win two big fights, you're there, bro.

Right. It's like one step below heavyweight, right? Like, look at Yuri. He won one fight, now he's back.

Yep. Heavyweights.

Pretty. Why didn't, why didn't uncle I have get that fight?

That's a good question.

Because he's.

Yeah, he's very good.

You know why, right?

They might have offered him that fight and he might have said no. They might have thought that his fight with Jan Borhovich was boring. I disagree heavily. I think Yambokovich is a fucking animal. And if you want to, like, survive against Yambohovich, you got to fight smart.

Yep.

Like, you can't ask a guy to fight stupid just so everybody can cheer. But.

But to Dana White's point, like, it's a business of entertainment too, right?

But he looked entertaining in all of his other fights.

I just know you had to draw.

Before that, bro, with who?

And Clive had a draw before that with yon.

Oh, but again, Yan Bohovich. Fucking animal. Four minutes and 30 seconds. 429, 428. 427, 426. If you want to sync it up.

Like, I like what the UFC did with Izzy, right? He's coming off a loss, and then he's been out, what, a year? At least. And then they're given a title shot. I think that's what makes the UFC the UFC, because they're going, no, no. We're not just giving to the guy a title shot. Who we think is next. Like, what Izzy did, his body of work. You can lose one and still be a huge draw. That's difference between fucking UFC and boxing.

That's true. But if that's true, why didn't Sean get the rematch? Because Sean won that fight. I thought. I thought it was very close, but I thought Strickland should have got the decision. Why not give him a rematch?

If you're a purist, which I'm both, right. I get the business entertainment side in the purest. If you're purest, Sean Strickland, 100% should be next. And he beat Paulo Costa. I thought he beat Drake's as well.

But the thing is about Trickus is that the fight, these guys are angry at each other. You know, it's, like, a lot of hype. It's a good fight to sell all that shit talking when it get more.

Views than a Strickland rematch, maybe.

Strickland's a big fucking star, man. He's a big, so awkward dude. His style easy. And there's a story with pieced up right now. Yeah. Old american crash. The problem with Johnny Walker is he's been ko'd a gang of times. Yeah.

His defense is, like, usually a lot.

Of guys have put him away.

Jamal Hill.

Yeah, he didn't.

He win his last fight on a disqual DQ?

I don't know. The Jamal one was crazy. Jamal hit him on the forehead, and his hands flew up in the air. He went, oh, there it is. There it is. He got rocked.

I got.

He's in trouble. He's in trouble. He's in trouble. Already posted. Mere might get him here.

He's letting him. Get him against the cage like that. Get out of the way, bro.

He's got to get out of there. He's in trouble. He's in real trouble. Oh, he does like, a lot of wild shit. You can't do wild shit when you're really hurt.

Technically, very proficient. Look at that.

Oh, he's out he's out. Stop cold. Out cold.

But that's why I went to SPG, because he needed to tighten up. Because he's wild.

Yeah, but he's. This is wild horse having too many times. He's just trying to be crazy. Just trying to do anything. But you can't do that with Vulcan.

Vulcan.

Ozdemir can punch so hard a certain level.

The fundamentals are going to beat. You guys are that good.

And Ostamear has been out for a bit, right?

Yeah.

So, you know, some losses too. Oh, he's had some losses, yeah.

But he's a good striker, man. That was really.

Yeah. Very, very solid hands. He heard him. And then once Johnny Walker gets. I think he's just been ko'd too many times. Oh, there's that left hook.

And once it goes, he goes. There's nothing you can do.

But this was a bad one. I mean, this was. He got flattened.

I just think Johnny Walker had all the physical gifts, but I just didn't have the kind of fundamentals. Like ozone.

Well, it's. Yeah, look at that. Boom.

Good.

Oh, my goodness. Alpha cold.

Awful.

Out cold. And the other thing is like, Johnny Walker probably sucks a lot of weight to get to 205. That definitely messes with your chin.

Yep.

Oh, that last shots. Rough. Look at his eyes roll back in his head.

Been there. When you're sucking that much weight, it's gonna fuck your brain up.

Hundred percent.

Clean your body of all that water.

And he's six. 602:05 how go to?

Hey, bro. Good heavyweight. Yeah.

Go to heavyweight.

Go to fucking heavyweight.

He might be a really good heavyweight, man. And that is a shallow pool.

Super shallow.

You could lose like multiple fights.

And there's a lot of strikers for him. Rosenstrew a ton of guys.

Yeah. But now he's, now that he's been, he's been flatlined a lot.

Yeah. It might be over. I mean, you gotta get all the different people that have gotten him.

Well, remember he was doing the worm when he won and blew his shoulder out? Yeah.

That was crazy.

Oh, no, he.

So Johnny Walkers won a fight, I think it was in Brazil. And he started celebrating doing the worm and literally fell to hard and blew his shoulder out. It was out like a year and a half.

Yeah. Shoulder reconstruction. The worms were shoulder.

Sorry. Dumb.

Yeah. For nothing.

You see Connor's injury?

Yeah.

Thoughts?

Well, pinky toe, it's exactly what Pajeyta had when, when he beat Jamal Hill. He had a broken toe.

A lot of guys have had a. Now it's the pinky toe. A lot of guys I fought with.

Broken pink, I knew about it in advance. Look, here's the thing about a broken pinky toe. When you're a guy who kicks as much as Connor, it's a fucking problem, 100%. And it's also the same foot where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured. He's never pulled out of a fight before. Never. This is the first one he pulled out of. And I think it's wise, because I think if you do have a broken toe and you are going into a fight, and you did go into a fight, the last fight injured, what if that fucking toe becomes a real issue? Like, what if he throws a kick and it smashes again and he's in agony and he can't move?

I thought you and I were going to disagree on this. I couldn't agree more. Because you got to realize what's on the line for Conor, too. Like, he loses this one, the rides over. So why risk it?

You got to be able to get the fuck out of the way with Michael Chandler.

Chandler, you fuck. Yeah. So you're not going to go in compromised, and it's the leg that's already fucked up. Like, you want to. You want your best foot forward, no pun intended.

And he spends a lot of time, like, bouncing on his toe.

That's his biggest asset against Chandler. You got it in and out, stick a move, kicks.

You can't do that with a broken.

You can't tie that toe to the other toe.

You can, but it's going to become.

You're still not a hundo. Now this is. If this is Connor six years ago, he's fighting all day.

Yeah.

Excuse me. He fought Chad Mendez with a blown fucking knee and still beat him.

Yeah.

And it was on short notice. Still beat him. So don't get it twisted. Like, Connors, a savage, and he's a fighters. Fighter, but this, I think finally, his team like Cokes. Dude, I'm addicted.

Okay, I'll take one of those. Yeah, boys, we got more.

The only person drinks more Diet Coke.

I'm good. Kids are doing it, and then I'll drink it. I never drink Diet Coke, but just to be part.

You drink Diet Coke?

I don't know.

Are you scared of aspartame?

You think it's fucking poison?

I disagree.

My temple, super pure.

I love diaper.

I scrub my.

Dude, we're gonna get along, brother. Yeah, we're gonna get along.

You know, they fucking. They tried to make a. They tried to remake it to taste just like Coca Cola.

Talking about Coke Zero?

Yeah, that's why Coke Zero came about. They tried to make a better Diet Coke, but people had already liked the flavor of Diet Coke, so they had to.

Coke Zero doesn't bother me. I like it.

If it's there, I'll take it. I can tell the difference. But you know why they came out with Coke Zero? Because the sales of Diet Coke were going down because men were embarrassed to order Diet Cokes. They thought it was more of a female drink. So they're like, all right, let's do coke zero.

What men are these that they did that with Miller?

They call it the champagne of beers to get women, and then you don't know their audience. Yeah, that's what they did know initially it came out and it was the champagne of beers. How do we get women to drink beer called the champagne of beer?

You know, the one with cigarettes.

They used to call them freedom torches during the suffragette movement. So they want to get women to smoke. It was considered, like, not very feminine. So Freud's grandson, Edward Bernays was like, I know how to do this. We'll fucking just tell him that these are freedom torches. So all these feminists now were, like, smoking their. No man tells me. And they started smoking, and he's the same guy that got people to say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, that was all because the pork lobby came to him, and they were like, hey, we got to get people to eat more pork. And he's like, cool. Say less. We'll just call it. Bacon is part of a breakfast. A good, you know, so unhealthy. And bacon is great.

Most important, so unhealthy.

How so?

Bacon?

Yeah, how so?

All the cholesterol, the fat.

No, no. Nonsense. I love complete nonsense.

Are you an american?

Saturated fat is not bad for you in any way, shape, or form. That's. That is all. Again, that's all the sugar movement. The sugar is but the trap people into thinking that how many calories are.

In one piece of bacon?

Calories aren't the problem, brother. If you're working out, sugar and bullshit is the problem.

Calories aren't the problem if you're working out.

Yeah, well, overeating is always a problem, but calories from saturated fat are not a problem. Cholesterol is what creates myelin, which is literally what the fucking brain is made out of. Cholesterol is responsible for all your hormone production. Cholesterol is responsible for so much in the human body. It's not bad for you at all. It's just a crock of shit. What's bad for you is processed food. What's bad for you? Sugar and excess of carbohydrates. Bullshit food, seed oils. There's a lot of things that people get connected to, that they connect to, and they say, this is bad for you.

Actual, real bacon is not bad for you.

Not bad for you. It's just fat for you. Look, if you're on a ketogenic diet, which is very healthy for you, ketogenic diet. Those people eat a shitload of bacon.

True.

That guy's a fucking stone cold killer.

Fucking fight, bro.

Has he knocked out everybody? Fought?

Not everybody, but pretty close. And that's a great card. He's fucking terrifying, man.

I'm trying to remember who he reminds me of.

Diego Lopez and Brian Ortega is a fight son. How about this? Anthony Smith. Roman delete a fight. Like, how much is that card changed? You know, it was supposed to be Jamal Hill, Khalil roundtree. Khalil Roundtree falls out, and then Jamal Hill is going to go out against Carlos Oberg. I'm like, whoo. I love that. And then Jamal hurts his knee and then calls or Berg, for some reason is out. While's old Berg out?

I don't know. And then you supposedly Anthony Smith. And Anthony Smith stays nice.

When did Michael page get in the UFC?

Recently. He had one side.

That's another great fuck. Yeah.

I want to see if he gets away with all the shit at this level.

Well, he's going to fight Ian Gary really tall and really, but I don't think he's going to be able to hit that dude, you know? Michael Page.

No, I disagree.

Michael Van Page is a different thing.

I hope it is. Lights up.

You think so? Really? Really?

Yeah, I think Ian Gary's the next. He's it, man. So talented.

I think he's sensational, but he's been hit before, and he's been rocked and dropped. Michael Van Impage is a different thing. He's been.

Michael Van Page been hit before, too.

Right? Right. By Diego Lima.

Correct.

Douglas. Douglas.

Douglas.

Douglas Lima.

Page.

Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah, I like Page, but I think Ian Gary's that guy.

I think he's going to have a really hard time finding that guy.

You know what I saw?

The Kevin Holland fight.

Yep.

He was like, where the fuck is he? He couldn't find him. Couldn't even touch him. That point, elite point fighting style. With all the mma skills that Michael Venom Page has, that is one of the most puzzling problems to deal with inside the octagon.

Look at Alex thriving, Pierre thriving.

Right? But it's not. Alex is not a point fighter. It's a different style.

Yeah, I'm just saying his elite level of strike makes up for the other holes in the game.

Sure, but we've had elite strikers before. The difference with Michael Venom Page is Michael Venom Page is an elite point fighter. His style of hitting and not getting hit and being able to close distance really fast, fucking nobody's like that wonder boy, closest close, but not at that level.

Not that level.

Wonder boy was a kickboxer. Very elite striker. Very elite kickboxer. But the difference between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz, that Blitz and Michael Venom Page is so unorthodox.

I think that could be one of those fights. Remember when Francis and Derek Lewis were going to fight and were like, bro, this fights going 1 minute, get ready. And it went to a decision. So boring sometimes when you have those two high level strikers and it's that style. I'm not saying it's going to be boring. There's a chance it can be really fucking boring because so calculated, so strategic, and neither guy wants to engage Michael, all these things.

Never been in a boring fight. Fucking life.

He's amazing.

Michael Venom Page is.

He's great. Don't be wrong, but some of those Bellator ones were tough.

I'm interested. I'll tell you what, you might be right. You might be wrong. I'm interested. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think that he is the most difficult puzzle on the feet I've ever seen.

Hard to find a guy who can spar like him too, because Kevin Holland.

Couldn'T do a fucking thing to him.

Right?

Couldn't do a fucking thing.

Yeah.

Holland is a good striker. A very good striker. I mean, he's a complete fighter, Kevin, but he's a very good striker. And he didn't even come close to hitting him like that. Dude was just not there. It's a different thing, man. And he's tall.

There's no disrespect to Holland. I think Ian, Gary's at a different level than those guys you mentioned.

I think so too.

And his movements different. His size is different, but he's so.

Used to fighting guys that are shorter than him.

Yeah.

And Michael Venom page is the first guy that's taller than.

He's taller than him.

Yeah. Or the same height.

Similar. Yeah. Sound like a huge advantage. But also look at age is a factor as well.

That's true. That's true.

Not even in. Ian's just getting his prime, dude. When those guys are like, 27, 26, 28. Good fucking luck.

And they get so much better so quick. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's kind of interesting that Ian, Gary, and Colby never came out because that, like, Ian was calling him whole.

We said he declined it because he's not famous enough.

That's so crazy and so incorrect. Okay, so incorrect.

Wait, who was saying that?

Colby was saying he's not famous yet, but meanwhile, Colby's lost most of his last fights. I think it's an interesting fight because Colby is a motherfucker, man. Talk all the shit you want about that guy, but that guy can fuck his gas tanks off the charts.

You know what broke 30 seconds into the. That fight with Leon Edwards? Leonidas.

Yeah.

Like, he had a broken foot. It's broken in three places. He came to my show in Miami. He was still. He was, like, 85%. That was. That was three weeks ago. So that was a real fucked up foot.

Oh, no doubt.

He was walking on it tender.

Yeah, no doubt.

You fought that fucking dude for 25 minutes with a broken foot in three places. Are you. That's a bad motherfucker.

Also, Leon Edwards is the best striker in the division.

Yes.

He's the most technical, the most dangerous.

But he was in that fight.

I love watching Leon move. Just the way he moves, just the technique, the precision. Everything is just so fucking everything. It's just so. It's just, like, wasted. It's like what you want to see in an elite striker, you see in Leon.

I also like him because there's no. There's no really shit talking. He's on Instagram doing TikTok dances. Just respect him first. Fucking look at me now. Look at me now. Headshot, bang. He's the fucking man.

Yeah, he's just.

You don't expect him to sound british. I still don't. Every time he talks is a surprise.

Now we'll see what happens if Islam goes up there.

Never tell you the time. I think I've told on the podcast forever. Tell you the time that there was this dude that was. I don't want to say who he worked for, but he was a bodyguard, and he talked shit to Leon Edwards. When Leon was with me, I brought Leon to a show. Leon did my podcast. Then I brought Leon. We went to show at Chappelle. Me and him were hanging out. Then afterwards, we all went out to this club, this, like, after hours party that David set up. Okay, David. Dave sets up these shows like he does the shows. And after the shows, he likes to set up a party. So he has like a dj. He brings in food, fun, hang. But it was at the end of the night, and this guy decided he was gonna kick everybody out. And for some reason he singled out Leon Edwards. And he got in his face and he said like, hey, man, I fucking told you, it's time to leave.

Fantastic.

And then I got in between him. I said, I know you probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life. You're about to make the biggest one.

Did you say, you know what?

That is exactly what I said. I said, I pulled him aside, what he do, and he like, went like a ghost. I go, that's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. You're about to make one of the biggest mistakes of your life. I go, he's cool. There's no reason to talk to him like that. He didn't do anything wrong. He doesn't know he's here with me, right? And he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Pass before his eyes when he was watching it on dvd.

You want to go viral, bud? If you can, but me the wrong way.

Like, if you're going to do this, let me get my phone up.

That's like the guy fucking with Joe shit. Like tried to pick a fight with him before that. It was like mouthing off to him the whole time before that. And Joe's like, oh, was he?

He was mouthing off. I know he was addicted to people at the bar.

He wasn't mouthed off to him. He's mouthed off like other people.

He was mouthing off also to Joe. The whole story is that he was just a dick from start. And Joe's like, are you kidding me?

You can kind of see that he seemed like a dickhead. Just the way he was behaving. Isn't that, that's one of the most wonderful instant karma videos of all the greatest. It's like one of the greatest viral.

Videos with Joe Schumann.

The best.

But what a mistake. Like Karma put one of the scariest humans alive in front of him. This, this is seen in about. Joe Schilling is a friend of mine's, world champion kickboxer elite.

Strike. You would look at him go, that's not the guy I'm gonna fuck within the bar.

Joe Schilling is at a bar and he's trying to walk past this guy to get to the bathroom. The guy backs up as Joe's walk. He doesn't see him. And Joe bumps into and puts his hands on. This is it right here. So this is the guy. This is the dick.

He's talking shit.

He's real loud and drunk. So that's Joe in the black shirt. Joe. Joe's like, excuse me. He passed by and the guy says something. Turns around, the guy. Flitch.

See how he just came?

Like he's gonna hit him and hit them with that three piece in a soda.

And then it walks away like it ain't shit. That's the wrong guy. The fucking wrong guy. Boom, boom.

And you gotta understand, this is. This was the end of a long. He was fucking with Joe and everybody else.

The guy tried suing Joe. And Joe one.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's Florida, to stand your ground. Like, clearly a guy flinched.

Yeah.

Like, went like that to make him flinch. And you don't do that to a guy that's a fucking trained striker.

I need more of this. Yeah, we need more.

And he's. And Joe is the farthest thing from a bully, by the way.

Yeah, but the guy.

He was causing all these problems with other guys. He was trying to pick fights, but.

I mean, you rarely see people that, like, like, get right to it, you know?

Right.

It's usually like, shut your fucking mouth.

Yeah.

Who you talking?

Just.

Wrong guy.

That's his language.

It was like a reflex.

Wrong guy.

He's fluent at knockout. That's his language.

It's just the wrong guy.

Yeah, straight up.

Joe Schilling, he fought in the, this battle in Los Angeles where he had to fight three times in one night. Three. Member that last man standing in glory. We went there live. It was fucking insane. He fought three times and it's against world class kickboxers.

And this dude who doesn't work out came off, you know, his day job at Remax. I'm gonna get fucked up.

Maybe the fucking thing about it, the.

Best thing about Joe Schilling, world championship kickboxer. Most decorated american kickboxer in history. He smokes, sir.

Cigarette.

He smokes fucking cigarettes.

Oh, you've seen the picture of him in our gym? The guy smoking cigarettes. That's Joe.

He's like Clint Eastwood. If he.

When a video first started and you said, that's him in the black shirt. I thought it was the nerdy looking dude. I was like, oh, unsuspecting.

But, no, but Mikey Luce looking. Yeah, that's Joe.

He looked like somebody you don't f.

No, he's also, like, big. I mean, he's just right.

He's awesome.

Look at his fucking face. It's like a great white shark. Like, out of all the people to talk shit to, he just look at. Hey, his voice like he's fucking Nick Nolte looking fucking world class. Hands.

He boy.

Yeah.

What?

Tattoo up.

Look at that. And then look at that guy.

You gotta love moments. Yeah. Yeah. He's, like, talking shit. I told this guy I'm gonna beat him arm wrestling. Like, whatever the fuck he's saying.

I thought it was him.

Just shoulders.

Just an accident. I mean, just a bump. And he had to talk shit. I mean, the dumbest fuck around.

Find out that.

Find out that is if fuck around and find out was a viral video. That's it.

I would love to be the level of ready to have a two piece.

You can get there, man.

Yeah. You know, it's not impossible.

No, it's not impossible.

You could learn just a mean combo for the Austin bars, though.

Yeah.

Joke it up.

Don't get a fucking hayabusa, but you get a Harley. Yeah.

Or you get a piston around.

Yeah. By the time you get that pistol, you already asleep, you know, unless you have a quick draw. Did you see the. You got a hawk to E. Spit on that girl. One video. You see it, Brian? One girl gets interviewed. It's just. I love moments like that were one weird video. It's so funny that the whole world.

Sees the most on the planet right now.

So the one I saw on Instagram, the top comment underneath it is another woman being like, nobody needs. You don't have to spit on it. And then it's a thousand news. It's like, somebody taught you wrong, bitch.

People are telling you. Especially the way she says it. Like, that lady, she's not. She's not attending.

She said, like, she passed. She got a certificate.

She's not posing, that lady, but also spitting on dicks.

I wouldn't be that into a girl.

Going, I would be into her.

Yeah.

The way was her enthusiasm. Yeah, you would.

If you hear. If you're a girl, go, you know, like, wait a minute, hold on.

Let's see it. Jamie, did I send you a bunch of good versions?

What original one has how many views now?

Has to be a hundred mil at least.

I wonder how much she's doing.

She's probably panic.

I know.

Everybody knows your money. Is she.

Yeah, she's making money. There's merch now. There's, like, hot.

Oh, I need to buy a shirt, bro.

These kids, man, they own it. Like, they own that social media hot.

224.

Look at her. She's signing fucking hats.

America.

That is here. The video that's fucking. It's just the way she. I know, I know.

These are.

I already clicked two of them and they didn't have the video on it for some reason. And it's only been like four days, right. When did it come out?

Yeah, I don't.

Honestly, it happened fast. Who is the hawk to a girl taking over TikTok?

Because it wasn't her original video. She was doing an interview, right?

Yeah. Some guy in the street says, what do you have to do to make a guy crazy in bed?

Once upon a time, two girls were.

Out on the town in Nashville, Tennessee, with a.

To which one woman replied, you gotta.

Give him that huck tune.

Spit on that.

You too.

You get me?

You get me.

I wonder what. Look at her laughing.

She's laughing so hard.

I wonder if her dad's like, what the fuck? Like, imagine being her dad right now.

Yeah, but her college is probably paid for now.

Her dad knows.

Yeah.

When? How much money she's making off of this. It is smart that she jumped right on it because you got to think it's only been a few days.

Someone blew her up.

June, 1110 days. There are a handful of other videos on Tim and D's page featuring the hawk to a girl and her friend. Since then, TikTokers claim to have found the woman, but the account is now repeatedly delay. Oh, she might have deleted it.

Possibly doesn't remember being interviewed.

She got blackout dry. It's in Nashville. She's probably hammered.

Yeah, she's doing her thing, having fun.

But also a bullet.

We got the.

Where's her references, though? I would like, weird. All the dudes whose dick she sucked. Oh, she just talking.

Yeah, to make some TikTok videos. Just like sitting there with a cup of coffee on the porsche, like, oh, let me tell you something, dude. It's real Netflix.

About to do a doc on it, man.

This is a good fight. Tricoli is good.

Call it the throat. Go.

That guy in the left has one eye, Brian.

Yes.

The guy on the left has one eye. And he only can fly. Fight in other organizations. That's why can't come other countries.

Because he can't.

Because he can't see. He can't see out of his right eye.

So they won't let him fight in the United States?

I don't believe so.

He's never fought out here.

One eyed UFC fighter Sharboutin Magametov lands killer role for acting debut new Hollywood movie. Oh, nice.

He's gonna be, bro, they name in the. I'm not fucking with him. Yeah, any kind of off.

Oh, he's a scary striker too. But he's fun to watch our bullet. But his. His depth perception, it's got to be all fucked up because he's only got one eye, like. No, you need two eyes for depth perception.

Shit, ask Bisbee.

Yeah, it fucks you up. It fucks, but it doesn't matter. He's that good.

He's that good.

He's like a seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it.

He was from childhood, right? It's a story, right?

A fight.

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure it's from a fight. I'm pretty sure. Because he had the operations while he was competing. I think it was something that happened during a fight. I may be wrong for some reason.

I thought it was when he was a kid.

Jamie will find out. I'm pretty sure the injury happened from a fight also.

How do you even. Not like you don't see shit coming from that way.

No, he doesn't see shit out.

He's got a giant.

Was it said head? He had to get the right eye removed completely after losing vision. Holy shit, man.

They get infected. That's why the eye gets infected early in his career.

Yeah, before the operation, I was afraid. Afraid of an infection. God, dude, one eye, redhead.

So they don't take your eyes crazy. They don't usually do that anymore because you have cones in your eyes that sense light, even though you can't see. And it regularly, man, I know they.

Take that eye out, but it fucks in. Something wrong? Yeah, yeah.

They're saying something about infection.

Did they get infected?

But they took Bisbee's eye out, right? He was a plate over it.

Yeah, he wears like a lens over the top of it, so it doesn't look so weird, but it's just so people don't stare at his eye, but I get it. Still got his eye.

Yeah.

Tricholy's good though, man. Char bullet does weird shit.

He's wild, man.

Wild kicks. He throws kicks like a jazz.

Why does he get. He got punched twice in the face from the direction he can see it.

Isn't this his UFC debut?

No, no, Char bolts fought.

No, no. Yeah, he's a fucking huge prospect, isn't he?

Fought twice. Yeah, at least once. I think twice. Just once?

Well, this article was.

He was eleven and oh, and he's only twelve and. Oh, now I feel like this is.

First fight signed last year.

No, this isn't his first fight.

So this is a second fight in UFC, at least. Second fight.

He signed in 2020.

Yeah, but, you know, he can't really fight in America. Like the Nevada State athletic. There's no way. Belle, you can't see, like, you have to be able to see out of both eyes.

I'm sure there's some places.

Well, we're in Saudi Arabia for these fights.

Not saying in America.

Oh, yeah. Like, you bring them to Kentucky.

Like, going, Mississippi.

Yeah.

Tennessee.

You can close both your eyes. I don't give a fuck to spit on that.

Girl had no idea that thing went fucking viral.

What's gonna hit, right?

Yeah.

She's just being a popular video, and what's not. You just gotta keep doing.

Here's one thing you do know. If you try hard, you won't get one.

That's for damn sure.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yep.

Yeah. That'll stop people from trying.

Oh, they try so hard, but the people that I know that try the hardest have never gotten one.

Never.

So Tricoli just wants to take him down. Shower bullet has terrible takedown defense, and that's his liability. Also doesn't get up well. And even in his UFC debut, he got. He got battered on the bro.

How about the main event was about to be Bo nickel, but he was hunting in Montana and didn't have an Android phone. Like, you guys had no surgery. Mmm.

Yeah. Interesting.

He was gonna take that fight.

Interesting. I don't. I would not have advised that.

I would neither, but he was down to do it.

Yeah, he struggled a little bit with Cody Brundage, and Cody Brundage is nowhere near where Robert. Robert Whitaker will change your fucking life.

Well, Robert Wicker might be the best 185 on the planet. It's up for debate.

Yeah, he's up there. How do you say that when you would say different? Well, Druck. Us Trekkis beat the shit out of one round.

Beat him. Yeah, he's fucking good.

He's very good.

He was a former world champion. Like, he was number one at the time. He's certainly just Paulo Costa.

Certainly in the top five.

I don't know a shitload about him, about Bo Nickel, but I just keep hearing his name.

He's the man.

They're hyping him up. Well, he's an elite wrestler. Real top of the food chain. Blue chip wrestler. And, you know, he's getting very good at striking.

He's basically our LeBron James, but he's white.

He's.

His wrestling. His wrestling is a ridiculous thing to say.

Now, the hype on him is insane.

Yeah, school he.

Hold on since. So here we go. This is why you make the comparison. Guy like LeBron, because he's in wrestling since he was seven. He was selling out. Fucking huge auditoriums. Wrestling, dominating. Then he's on a world tour. LeBron, he's one of the best ever at Penn State. Sending those on a world circuit.

A three time or four time NC double a champion. Yeah, he won it in as a freshman.

Right, anyone?

The heisman of NCAA, missing a good fight for us.

Very good fight.

What are we gonna say, though, Joe?

I was saying that, like, the difference is LeBron has been dominant and famous on a world championship level for so long. It's more like a Jon Jones. Jon Jones. It's more like the Lebron of MmA.

No, he's talking about LeBron.

You know what I'm saying, Joe? Like, as a prospect, because there's so much pressure on him and he has how many fights?

Yeah. I would advise a guy like that to not fight in the UFC for a long time. I think you should get to world class level before you get to the UFC.

It's tough because outside the UFC, he's so dominant. Fucking so dominant.

He need to get a strike him up.

Yeah, 100%.

Yes. Because once you get there, if you're not ready, it's gonna be.

It's.

It's a. It's a marathon, not a straight.

Go train with them dagestani boys.

He'll fuck them up.

He'll fuck them up in wrestling.

He did already.

He's beaten a lot of Russians, and wrestling is very good.

He's gonna work on a strike.

But hold up. His striking is not, like, awful. His thing is, is combining the strike and wrestling. Put it together like JSP did. Well, once he gets that, okay.

But Bo Nichols, a guy has been watching the human body move for a very long time.

Me too.

And his timing and everything. Takedowns is everything. So. So if they have an easier time, a lot of times, guys like that, their learning curve is a lot steep.

Well, elite athletes have a quicker learning curve. That's. He's an elite athlete. No, no doubt about it.

Yeah.

I mean, Bo's got massive, massive potential. Potential. Even.

Johnny Hendrix, remember his timing? He learned how to not class, though. But he would knock not.

But it's a different. It's a Johnny also, you have world.

Classata and post USADA Johnny are two different human, correct. Yeah. It's like you and Mike Tyson. It's like they're two totally different human, different species. Post. You saw them, Johnny Hendrix, like, what, where'd you go? Like, where'd you go?

But also, you don't watch Johnny's fights and go, man, that's world class strike.

He's just.

He had a big fucking overhand last time.

Why get worse when they're not testing anymore?

No, no. Then once they start testing.

Okay, okay.

When they started testing, his body melted. Like, there's a lot of those guys. Like, there's documentaries online about Johnny Hendrix pre and Post USADA. He's like one of the biggest examples.

To be fair though, that was those. Those were the times.

In those pictures, you don't see much. I mean, you see a little bit of a difference in the physique, but what's really the difference is in the shocking power. He would just put guys to fucking sleep.

Power. Cardio wave, fought. Confidence, aggression. But also to be fair to Johnny, those were the times.

Everybody was on.

Everybody name somebody. Go ahead. Because those were my. That was my error.

Everybody.

Those are also the TRT errors. We could do it legally.

Not everyone. They turn me down.

Whatever they turn you down for trap.

I don't know. Haters, man.

I think it was already weird because Nate Marquardt was like, from your area.

Correct. Already fucked us.

He got popped. Like alien level. Yeah, they were like, I remember that fight got canceled. Yeah, we were at the weigh in and I got canceled and I was like, what is going on? They're like, he's at like a. He could die. His levels of testosterone or so.

He's alien. I think it knows like 24.

It's like something.

He had nitrogen oxide in his fucking bloodstream. And then all of us were going to the same doctor. And then that doctors like, see ya.

Closed up shop, like, hey, yeah, probably good move.

Just got the deposit. But.

Well, a lot of these doctors are dorks, you know, and they think they're gonna be able to take these out. I know what I could do with you, cuz they did our, you know, they're just like, oh, trt's legal garage. We're gonna fucking bang you up with all these other different.

But they don't get the commissions and all that. You're dealing with high level sports.

Right. And how many of those doctors have ever been like through the whole testing process?

That's why Balco is so big.

Mm hmm. Yeah, sure. The clear, you know, I fuck with.

Now like I'm in shit. Probably the best shape since I fought. Is that transcend with like peptides TRT.

What'S transcend as a company?

It's a company that, like, you do your blood work, like probably at least every two weeks, every three weeks. And they monitor everything, right? You should be taking this, this, this, this. And it's a script plan. They send it to you.

Oh, nice.

Just start taking. Then they check your blood work like, that's what cowboys on Bradley Martin like.

All like peptides, I hear. Really.

That's what I do out here with ways to. Well, same deal. Ways to wells. Exactly.

I've never felt better. I've never felt better.

Plenty peptide, they have stuff for your.

Cognitive, like for, you know, for me, I need my fucking brains get after getting punched. So cognitive energy, everything.

Cuz I had a doctor, he looked great. 65. He's a friend of mine, Jeff. He shows up my show and I was like, what are you doing? He goes, peptides.

Yeah, peptides are incredible. Yeah. That's why they keep outlawing them. Yeah, keeps. Yeah. They got rid of thymosyncause it was helping people get over Covid.

If they know they're good.

No reason for it to get rid of it. Now they're trying to get rid of BPC 157. No reason.

Fix my stomach.

BBC 157.

Yeah, shit's magic.

This fight is interesting.

Now, I'm a guinea pig. I shoot myself about seven times a day, but whatever.

Yeah, long as you feel good.

Oh, yeah. I don't get fucked.

You know what irritated me is the Balco people. The back of people got caught because they had it. They had that. They. They went through the trash and they had their names written on the list.

Yeah.

I was Novinski, right?

How the fuck you got my name?

He caught him.

Yes, the Balko people.

Yeah. Navixi's the head guy. They caught him.

Shit, man.

Yes, please.

How you do a crime and write it down and put it in the trash?

I'd be pissed. Buzzberry bonds. I'd be like, what the fuck are you you doing funny?

Do you know what's at risk?

You put a sign, baseball in the trash, baby. Yeah, that's how you get caught, dude.

Homeboy can kick. He's kicking his lower legs. He's doing that Pierrot thing where he doesn't turn his hips over. He just soccer kicks your fucking calf. He's tough. Oh, my.

Let me ask you this. If you're back to the counter thing, if you're Michael Chandler, what do you do?

You fight somebody? Yeah. Max Holloway, BMF. I hear people are talking about that fight. That's an amazing fight.

He needs money in the sphere.

You can't not fight for two fucking years.

He's pretty good. He's very smart, has a bunch of businesses.

Sure. But wouldn't it be nice? He was making millions over those two years? Like, even if you're doing well, two years is a long time. He's got a family. Yeah.

And he's paid pretty handsomely from the UFC, you know? Yeah, actually, him. BMF title. I like Max. F 55 anyway.

Mm hmm.

Smell it.

I do too, but period went hard in the paint.

They want toporia. Excuse me? Versus Max. That's what Max wants.

I don't like it.

Wants next. You don't like that as I'm.

Well, don't get me wrong. It's a great fucking fight. Yeah. I like Max at 55, especially now he's getting a little older. With his output, I think you can do a lot of damage there.

He's not old, dude. He's, like, 32, bro.

In fighting years, he's 77. You know, I'm saying sorta.

How many punches he's thrown.

Yeah, he's 73 old.

Yeah.

He's so smart, his style. So good.

Dude, outside. And if Islam goes to 170, I mean, I don't see why Max can't be champ.

I'm the best boxer in the UFC.

Fucking fucking char bullet. Well, he's gotten a lot better with his takedown defense, but Tricoli's not exactly bo nickel. No, it's good.

Tough, though. Rough.

But the thing is, like, Sharbo, it's going to face this with every. That was a nice elbow in the clinch.

Yeah, it's gonna get dicey for.

He just hurt your cole. He's in trouble. Oh, look at that.

He did.

Dropped on a single.

Dude. What do you do if you're the UFC? You put all this stock in Hamza. He's just eventually, this go. Fuck it. Fuck it. We got to move on.

So, did he get food poisoning? Is that what happened?

Somebody from his team said that, and.

Then they backed off that story.

Such a bad story. Come on, fellas.

Did they back off the story?

I think so. Yeah.

I think so.

I think Darren till said something. I'm.

What are they saying?

The fact that he's always partying, like, hanging out all the time.

That homs on it.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Well, homs.

That's got a lot of bread, bro.

He does a lot of money. Yeah, he's hanging out with some people that have a lot of money.

Same people Khabib's hangout with you ever seen what Khabib has?

Yeah.

He's looked at the land he owns in Russia.

You're friends with Putin.

They take care of their athletes. Especially. You're fighting. Yeah, bro.

Also the Arabs. Also this. Saudis and stuff. Love.

Yeah.

Khabib is wherever he goes and should. And should be.

Well, Hamzan is friends with that cardiov guy. The guy was the leader of Chechnya.

Yeah, he won. He went on Nobel Peace prize.

Did he really?

No, he did not.

I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

He's not. He's. He is not. He's a warlord.

There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC who left the UFC and went to work for him. And, like, his second guy, who's some dude, and then he wound up getting killed.

Cardiovascular.

Yeah. Yeah, he fell out and then.

Yeah. Kadyrov's father was blown to smithereens, and I believe he witnessed his father.

Do you think they're arguing about pronouns out there?

No, they. In fact. In fact. In fact, Hollywood, basically. What was it? Boycotted Chechnya because it is. The Amnesty International said that the chechen government was killing and torturing gay people.

They definitely are.

Yeah.

The Chechens went, oh, no.

Yeah. He was like.

He was light year.

No, cardiov had a ceremony because he was sanctioned more than any other leader by all the western european countries in America. And. And he was given an award for being basically the biggest asshole. He threw himself the award.

He was awarded with Homsat. It's tough at the UFC because a, you know, he. We don't even know if he can fight in the states.

Right.

He can't fight here. And then.

Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

He has the longest Covid ever. Right. He keeps getting hurt.

Well, the problem with him is when he got Covid, he would not stop training. And so he had full blown Covid, and he was just beating his body into the ground every day.

It's a shame.

Multiple times.

I know. It's a shame. He's a fucking boogeyman that might never.

Come, but when he fights, it's fucking pretty goddamn exciting. Although I did think Camaro beat him in the third round. I was like, if that was a five round fight, that's a difficult fight for him.

Yeah.

Cuz you deal with a real champion, knows how to pace himself. Guy has been there, struggled before, knows what it feels like.

So he really doesn't have a significant win at 85?

No. Never beat 85 or not a real good one, Gerald. Merle chart. You know, he's beaten a couple of guys. Not like, not that short. No.

Not that tip of the spear.

Excuse me. The Usman thing was. No, not he knocked out and then.

Gonna go to Robert Whitman.

Right.

But I think the fact.

Big leap.

Did he come in having two fights.

In two weeks or in the early days of his career did that. Yes.

I think that forever has him in Dana's good graces.

Yeah. Within the earth. Well, he's also incredibly excited, dude.

Tricoli taking a beating right now.

Well, Charlotte does wild shit. Like hook kicks off that front leg.

He's why you like him.

He's got a crazy gas tank. Look at him. Just keeps. He keeps hammering that front leg.

He does hook kicks from like open stance, which is weird. Not even blade. He does like. He stands like an open stance, like an MMA stance list. Look at that. Like the way he throws that front leg. His left leg is so interesting also.

Nothing's better. When you see a dagger standing, you assume wrestling and then they're all striking.

Yeah, like zabit.

Yeah. Isn't it weird when you see him, you're like, what the fuck?

Him is the beat the man. God, he was.

By the way, what's his name is about to fight Whitaker. It's got a hell of a jab. And he's a very good striker.

Yeah. Alice Garf's good, man. He's very good.

He's very good. It's a tough fight for Robert where.

Yeah, I got. I actually think he's gonna win.

Alice, Gareth.

I do. Interesting, I tell you. Well, what?

It's a good fight. I'll tell you that. The only loss that he has is Hamzah. And Hamza caught him with a perfect uppercut.

Hamza said it was his toughest fight ever.

Yeah, now, now. Yeah. And.

Oh, never.

He never took. He never took him down.

Coley's hurt.

Oh, he's just too tired, man. He's giving up.

Oh, I love the body.

Oh, he dropped. And that's. That's it. Shira bullet. Shara bullet. Let's go.

Damn, that was good.

Well, he just kept getting caught with.

Shoot with one eyebrow assassin. Good for him. And showed way better takedown defense in this fight. So obviously better training on that. Yeah, way better. But obviously tricholy's, again, not an elite wrestler, but fucking good fight.

There's not enough hours in the day to get him at the elite level wrestling, bro.

They're so close to creating new eyeballs. Give this guy two eyes gonna fuck everybody up. So, Michael Bisping is gonna be reading signs at a distance. Yeah. They're close, man.

Are they really?

Yeah, they're close to developing artificial eyes. There's so much going on with medical science.

Yeah, there is.

But they can't fix it.

Kind of. They can kind of grow your hair back now.

How?

If you get on it early.

Look at cowboy.

What?

Cowboy has a full set here, but he got it.

He got hair trans. Fuck that.

I want grow hair. When are they gonna do that for me?

If I had hair, I'd shave my head. I really would.

Oh, you can't. Oh, no. Yeah, no, you can't. It doesn't know. It's.

I have a good head for. For being Paul. I wish I shaved my head earlier. I really do.

I'm surprised.

No, good.

They don't have. They don't have dick transplants.

They do.

Word?

Yeah, use your thumb.

People have had their dick blown off like soldiers and shit. No, they give them a new dick. They give them a donor dick. Yeah, but they can't give you donor balls. You know why? Because the balls will always forever contain the sperm of the person who died. Died. So, like, if you died and you gave your dick to Brian, Brian would have your kids? Brian would be able to shoot your.

Better than nothing.

But it's crazy because you could shoot someone else's loads into a person and make your kids, and you're not even alive.

And it'll be pretty lit, though.

Pretty lit.

If you get the right genetics, if you like.

Sign off on it. Yeah. If you say, I agree to let Brian have my kids. He's a good dude.

Yeah.

Brian's a gum down. How tall is he?

Donate my dick to science. Your DNA won't even be mixed with it a little bit.

Nope, nope. 100%. It would be the person who owns.

The testicles, their dick, because that was stem cells.

Uh, no, no, no. You can't fix that. I mean, it's. Literally, the DNA is embedded into the testicles. So your DNA would be. It's not like, for the first couple of loads, it's forever.

Forever.

Forever.

How far away do you think we are from all that? 20 years?

Well, they've given people dick transplants, right.

That's already, like, eyeballs and.

Yeah, about 20 years. But they're also going to be able to, I think, in 50 years, you know, all this transgender shit, they're gonna be able to change your sex. For real? For real, yes. They're gonna be give you double X chromosome. You're gonna go to XY.

As soon as you can go back and forth, we're in trouble.

Yeah, yeah, right. But, you know, we, we're the XY's. We're the last of the Mohicans. You know, one of the things that they found is that neanderthal DNA in humans, none of it is the Y chromosome. They can't find neanderthal DNA in Y chromosome. They find it in x chromosomes. So it's all women being fucked by Neanderthals.

Really?

So, yeah, yeah, so it's all that would make sense. Human women being fucked by neanderthals.

That makes sense.

Or neanderthal women being fucked by humans.

No, it's just a cave.

No, no, no.

Okay.

No, it's the why. You know, we're xy. Women are xx. You cannot, they can't find the why. There's least an article I read. I mean, I don't know if it's accurate facts, wild, but it makes sense.

Yeah.

Do you know there's a theory that neanderthals, you know, we want to think that neanderthals look like us. They're just different. Kind of like fucked up heads and big bones. They were real thick. They were just like way heavier and denser. But there's this crazy theory that they looked like gorillas and that we don't know what they looked like on the outside and that they had big eyes that they could see at night, like cats because they had eyes that are much larger than our eyes.

We were just smarter than them.

Yeah, but they also, there's theories that they hunted us. There's some pretty cool documentaries.

Wouldn't, wouldn't they be more thinner?

No, they were bigger.

They were short.

Yeah, they were short, but really heavy. They were like five, 7210 pounds and, like freakishly strong like a chimp.

So they're built like you?

Yeah, but freakishly strong like a chimp. You know, like, not like a human, like me. I'm strong for a human. They're strong like a chimp because massive bones, massive tendons, everything's dense. Much bigger, thicker, heavier bone structure.

Everything different makes chimp so strong. There, their tendon strength, everything makes them strong.

First of all, how much plyometrics do those guys do? God, this throwing their body through the trees every day part, throwing themselves around.

Just know there's just neck and head.

I don't know how accurate. Also heard they don't have any, they don't have any medium twitch, twitch muscle, father.

And they go from zero to 100 when it comes to anger, like, gentle, like baby.

Or just rip your fucking arm.

That makes sense. That's all you need in the wild. The wild, you ain't running any marathons. You know, they're jogging. Nice, slow jog, working on your fucking zone. Yeah, there's no zone. Shower bullet. One tooth to one eye. One two.

He was on the prelims too. It bumped him up.

Yeah, well, they lost a lot of good fights, which is just how it goes with this fucking sport, man.

It's been really rough this past month. I got.

I know. Especially this car. Jamal Hill versus calls. Oh, I was really looking for Jamal versus Khalil. Khalil is fucking scary. And for Jamal. I kind of like that Jamal. I hate that Jamal hurt his knee, but I kind of like that he's not jumping right back in after getting Ko'd, because I know everybody wants to do that because I got to get it back. But the reality is, he got fucking flatlined by one of the scariest punchers on earth.

They're doing a favor. I'm not saying he couldn't win the fight. I think for the longevity of his career, it's better than that. He got hurt.

Oldberg's fucking scary too, and so is Khalil. Khalil fights like, you just killed his dog. He really does. Khalil's terrifying, and his fucking technique is so sharp.

Here we go.

Calvin's next versus misses all that weight.

You know, he has a show called missing weight where he eats food.

That's hilarious. And then he missed weight.

He's eating tacos. He was definitely making weight weight, and that came out, like, a week ago.

He is a wild, rough dude.

So he's so talented, bro.

I had a conversation with him maybe eight years ago at the store. Eight years ago.

He was always at the store.

Always at the store. We were hanging out, and I said, kelvin, if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170 or a world champion, he's like, I know, I know. Meanwhile, here we are, eight years later, he's fighting 185.

I know, I know. Check out this new show.

Check out this burrito I just ate.

That's so funny, man. Yeah. Cuz he's five eight. Eight not tall.

85. Yeah. And now think about even at 85. I went toe to toe one of my top five middleweight fights versus.

Oh, my God. How about when Izzy, at the end of the round, gangster, who was. Was, like, looking at the Adam, said, I'm prepared to die.

Yeah. Well, that's because who was it? Who was the raff. Herb Dean goes, you know, you okay? He goes, is there a problem? Because there's no problem here. I'm ready to die.

Is he different level, different level. Is he there it is like rating best tacos ever. Missing weight with Kevin Kelvin Gaslight is so funny.

It's so funny.

That was four weeks ago.

It's so funny that it's called that. That is such a funny, funny name.

Does he own the place?

Nope.

No, he just does a. Like a lot of these guys, they have to do something as they're phasing out of their career. And some of them do a podcast. They do different things. But Kelvin's just known for being, I mean, he's just an incredible fighter, but not that weight. That's not his weight. But meanwhile, he goes down to 170. Who's he fight? Sean Brady. Who's a fucking gorilla. Who's. So Sean Brady was here on the podcast. He was walking in front of me and we were walking into the studio. His back is like, it's like a triple back. It's like got triple back muscles.

He's fighting Gilbert Brown Burns.

Oh, when is that?

They announced, I think September check.

I've talked to people that train with him, said his fucking top priority.

All savage, they charge.

What's he walk around? 200 probably.

Oh, easily 200. I'm 200. He's way bigger than me. Like, I'm looking at his back. His back was fucking massive, man. It's. He's so thick. Yeah, so fucking strong. And elite technique, man. His jiu jitsu is so good.

But he's a wrestler first, right?

He started out wrestling a black belt in jiu jitsu, but really good striking too. But he's got that one loss. But you know, it's to blah blah elite to blow.

Fucking good. Don't give them credit. Now when blah blah Brady's just not very good, then you find out Brady's pretty fucking good. And that's how good Bilal is.

Yeah, Bilal's really fucking. That was also bilal training with Khabib Islam and those guys in Dagestan, which I think brought him to a totally new level.

Tell me that. Like, like, just standing up against Khabib is pretty much impossible for him.

Hey, give me the lighter draw drive.

He's a father.

So he was so pissed because that Kelvin was so heavy. Couldn't do a catch weight, bro.

Headline fight night, September 7. Let's go look at Calvin. Yeah, draw is pissed because he was.

Like, bro, who doesn't make weight, like, and he goes and we were down to a catch weight. He's too heavy. Came to a catch weight.

Wait, they were supposed to do a catch?

Yeah.

What was it supposed to be?

One. I think they were, they tried. So they were gonna do 175 and they're like, you can't do it. 180, can't do it.

God damn.

So Kelvin did make weight 185.

Well, what, 85 is what they agreed to.

But drod drive, maybe. Rod also trains with Joe Schilling.

Yeah, La's finest.

But d Rod started boxer, I think.

Yeah, he's fun. This gives me a good fight. As long as it doesn't go to the entertaining fight.

Yeah, I think it's going to be a slugfest.

It should be, most likely. Calvin is fucking dangerous on the feet, man. His, his combinations are so fluid. He's so sharp and fluid off the feet. It's just like if Kelvin had the kind of discipline that like Kamaru Usman has, he would.

Champion.

World champion, world champion. You remember when he fought Uriah hall?

Fuck yeah.

I mean, everybody was like, Uriah Hall's the next Anderson, so.

And Calvin, ultimate fighter finale.

Yep, said, cool story.

Check this out.

Yeah, beast, look at. I mean, come on, beast, where do you wrestle at?

Because he started, but when he knocked.

Out bisping my china.

Yeah, I hated that for bis wing. That drove me nuts.

Oh, Tim.

Kids, there's the bisping one. I mean, bro.

Oh my God, he's a beast. He is a beast.

He's a fucking animal, man.

All those clips are from a long time ago.

That's the problem. He had the window.

I don't mean to be a hater.

But the window was there. The window.

I think he trades out of say, hooda's camp, right?

Yeah, boys.

Yeah.

Yeah. They're both drinking and eating together.

Ass off. Those guys from there.

That was from 15 years ago.

But that's real, man.

It's real. I mean, I wish that guy would show up. Fuck yeah. You can crack me.

It's so hard to maintain the fucking grind and that's what's up.

Especially if you don't love it.

Yeah, I think after a while they don't love it anymore because it just breaks.

And also the worst part, the worst part of fighting is cutting weight. Because those last five pounds is the worst of the worst. And you're getting older and enjoys food. You're out for a while or just injuries.

Weights cut out to get weight. Cutting out.

That was me. That was only me. Nobody listened. But he brought it up to them the moment they bought the UFC. I pulled Ari aside and I said, hey, this is what you should do. You really want to do this? Blow up the weight classes, cut out all the weight cutting. Make a big deal about it. It's the most dangerous thing in the sport outside of getting kicked in the head. It's the most dangerous thing in the sport, and it's unnecessary. Getting kicked in the head is a part of the sport. There's no way you're going to get around it. But the most dangerous thing outside of that is weight cutting, and we can eliminate that.

Is it too late, though?

Yeah. Oh, it's never happened.

They don't listen to me.

How would you do it, though?

No one listens to me.

No, but you can't.

No one listens to me.

You need weight classes. And then also, Joe also wants there to be no cage and have it on open.

Brian. Brian feels the same way.

I don't know about the fighting itself. When we went to karate combat, it was just more entertaining to not have the cage.

No, you gotta have the cage. It started as cage.

No, no, no. You don't have to have it. What you need is a basketball court. Well, we went to see Gordon Ryan compete Thursday night. Right. You see everything.

It's. It's.

We saw.

There's still a map. It's not a basketball court size, Matt. Right, but still controlled. Right, but it's a big in bounds though, right?

Yeah, they got to stay in bounce. They move him back in the bounds, which is what should be.

Yeah. Well, the karate combat shit had like. Like blood sport walls.

Yeah.

With a ramp.

Yeah, but can't ramp so.

Cuz then people would use the ramp.

It's too easy to get taken down. It's too easy to get taken down when you get pushed to the ramp.

But people use the cave.

But the cage stops you from getting taken down the ramp. You fall, right. And you're near stairs, you're gonna fall down.

But you know what? You know what? It cut out? It cut out all the, like, all of running away.

Yep.

It for. It forced the action.

Yep. It does. It does. Yeah.

Right.

I think a flat surface is the move. Are the large flat surface and then have danger zones where you can get a point deducted if you enter into the danger zone too many times. If there's like a warning track on the outside, make the warning track bigger enough so I can adjust and get back in.

That makes.

But too many times in the warning track should be deducted from your total score. And you could have a large enough, sir. And everyone be able to see everything. We will see everything.

How would you get there? Not cut so much work?

We can elevate that motherfucker.

No, but then people fall off and they die.

But you lose if you fall off.

No, they know someone, Sumo.

Then it's like Kumite.

Some other way to lose.

No, no.

Here's the thing we like for Dana. It's a business, right? So we got to sell this thing. It's tough to fucking sell. Like pfL has the playoff system. I was watching last time. I go, fuck.

Like if Dana loses 7,000,001 night and strokes out and they come to me, that's what I do. I tell them this.

What, you doubt over seven mil?

He just goes crazy. Fuck it.

Joe.

What should we do, bro?

Just ruin the business.

Hanging out with him, gambling will give you the craziest fucking anxiety. Really? Oh, my God. I walked in and he was 600,000.

Did you see him on. Did you see him on Shannon shop on a club? Shay, shay?

No, I didn't.

He was great on that.

He was great on there. And he. He talked about it openly.

Yep.

He was like, his dream is to bet a million dollars a hand. He wants to bet a million dollar hand. And him and Shannon Sharp started reminiscent about this old blackjack place. And he said history. His strategy is this. His first bet is always the. His. The highest. So he goes, he goes in on the first bet with the highest.

That's a high. But he also explained, I didn't. I didn't hear him. I don't know if you talked about this on Sharpe's podcast, but on Schultz podcast he was talking about because Schultz brought it up. He goes, and you're banned from those casinos. No, no, it's fucking stupid. I'm not banned. What happens is I win so much and I take money from them. So what they do is the reserve, whatever it used to be, 10 million, they drop it to like 5000. So I'm just not going to play there. He's like, nobody gets banned. He goes, you only get banned if you're cheating you. So anyone that those rumors on band, he's like, I'm not banned. They just don't want me to play there.

Something with him back in the day at the.

He talked about it. Yeah, he said. He said what? They. He took him for so much money. They went, cool. And he went back, like shortly after he won. All like millions of dollars came back and they're like, yeah, your reserves. Five grand. Now he's like, the fuck not? Night. I play like a million. Like, not anymore. Just because they don't want him there.

They pull the rug from.

No, you can play red rocks. Like, come on down. That's where we went. We went to Red Rocks.

Wow.

It was nuts, man. It was. Your hands get sweaty just watching them. And then him and Taylor. Taylor. Luan was gambling with him, and he tells Taylor how to bet. In five minutes, they were down $120,000. And I'm just sitting there, I'm scratching, I'm sweating. I can't take that shit. I don't like. I don't like. Like, that kind of gambling doesn't make sense to me.

You know, the experience is fun.

You.

When you. When you have a good dealer and it's just you and them, maybe you and a couple friends that, you know, the dealers telling you how to bet so you don't got to be an expert.

Yeah, it's like $20, right?

We're talking millions, though.

I don't care how rich I am, I can't do that.

I can. I'm with you. I couldn't do that either. I think I could do it once as an experience, but when they're going, like, few times a week. Yeah, or he's on vacation and hires, like, somebody to do it on the boat.

I tell you what I like. I like get gambling on skills games, like gambling on pool. If you're gaming on pool for a lot of money, I want to watch that. That's exciting to me. Gambling on cards. Like, who knows what the cards gonna be. Get the fuck out of here with that.

It's not for me.

I don't like.

You don't like games? A chance.

No, no, I don't like them at all. I don't like them at all. I mean, I know there's skill to it. I understand. There's, like, ways that you can make it, like, lean more towards your advantage. But I like games where you're. You're in control of your own dad. Destiny. Here we go.

Look at Kelvin.

Well, draws coming out hot.

Yeah, you should do.

Yeah, well, especially. Probably thinks that Calvin's probably out of shape. Make Calvin ham. He probably. He's always thick, though. And with skinny ass legs. Yeah, you know, he doesn't have big legs, but damn, that dude gets some power.

And his gas tanks. Ridiculous.

But that cory body, he got zero.

But, yeah, he's a guy who you wouldn't think can kick ass to that level.

Oh, he's so stunned.

Like, if you fought him on the beach, you'd be like, all right, well this guy looks like he's out.

I'm gonna whip SpongeBob that he's built like SpongeBob.

Having that little gut gives you more power.

Absolutely not.

No, no, you don't want that.

Hips, hips.

But he's got. Look at his back man. I mean he's not small, his back.

Is dense and he has one of the greatest chins.

He's also got speed actually. He's surprised. Surprisingly fast man.

Yeah, he's got like fluid combinations. Yes.

And he has a head like a rotten head.

Movement is good.

Everything high level. Of course. It's just a discipline thing.

Yeah, it's just a discipline thing. I think he could have been an absolute world champion at 170. It's almost like 35 now hold.

Is he 35 stuff?

How old is Kelvin, Jamie?

He'll put 30, 32 I think.

3333-3232 that's crazy.

32 bro.

That's crazy. As long as he's been around.

Yep.

Uriah Hall's out of the game. Uriah Hall's already done retired.

How many guess you have.

He could fight.

He could fight.

He could suck down in 70 and fight three more years if he really.

He's not gonna suck down. Also those guys down at 70 there are enormous. Now you missed that boat monsters.

20, 28, 32. It's tough at 170. It's very tough.

Well also those 170 guys are gigantic. Imagine him and Michael Venom. Michael Venom. Page is so big you know. How about Michelle Pereira before he dropped out made, they made him fight up to 185.

He was so big walking around with, right. Aren't there people that don't cut?

There's a few but it's very rare. Frankie Edgar is like the last of the Mohicans. When he was fighting at 55 he actually weighed 155 pounds. But damn he was so durable because he didn't cut the weight. He could bounce back. He wasn't depleted. These guys all deplete the fuck out.

Yeah. Now it's like a sign.

Frankie fought at 55.

No, that's amazing because the BJP, he.

Beat BJ in his prime at fights against Ben Hendo.

I mean great Maynard Gray Maynard fights were crazy. Whenever you see a fight that gets stopped too quickly, watch the fucking Frankie Edgar Gray Maynard fights cuz Jesus Christ. They could have stopped those fights a hundred times.

Yep.

Oh damn. Nice jab by Kelvin bro. People forget Kelvin is fucking good. And if you're just gonna stand with him, you're just gonna stand with him. It's super dangerous.

He's beaten and almost beaten. The best in the world.

It's his head movement, man. His head movements. Incredible. And it's just the punches are so fluid.

He does everything well.

He reaches like it's got. Look at that.

But drod solid too, man.

But he can stand at the edge of the pocket, man. He knows exactly how far your reach is. Look at that.

I'm surprised Kelvin's not going for a takedown. Could be a cardio issue.

Look at the way he's standing. He knows exactly.

He hardly ever does, though. You know, Kelvin, a guy like Drod.

You'D probably want to shoot in on.

But look at this.

He's got success on finish, though.

Oh, good combination left and right. Oh, Calvin. Calvin's teeing off.

Calvin's going to win this fight, man. If he's. This keeps.

How can you say this? 122 1st round?

Because I'm watching things.

Caught you got ahead of your wheels.

Yeah, I'm over my skis. Sorry, guys. I'm an aristocrat. I use a rich man sport analogies.

I think that's the right analogy anyway. I think over your wheels doesn't even exist. I think I made it up right there.

You got over your skis.

It could be over your wheels, though.

You could, I guess. I mean, you're on a unicycle.

Oh.

Oh, drop.

Look at this nod. Kelvin's got a head like a fucking.

How you take your left hand like that.

Drives. Oh, good shot. By dried Kelvin, it says slugfest.

Exactly what I expected this to be.

Yeah, and that's what Kelvin loves. He loves these kind of exchanges. He forces guys in these combination extended combination slugfests. Nice, nice. Feint up top and then left to the body.

So I assume if Kelvin wins this fight, he's going to stay 85.

You know, you're never gonna be showcased. Duplicity, guys. Those massive 85 ers. There's guys at 85.

He's even deeper, right?

Look at Kelvin. Look at his head. Look at his head moving. Slip and slip.

Oh, it's one of the best chins ever as well.

He can also slip really well. He sees those shots coming right in the stands, right in the pocket. Look at it.

He probably should do some boxing.

Agreed. I'd like to see him fight Jake Paul. How about that? That'd be an interesting fight.

Yeah, be hard to sell.

Get some money. Yeah, be hard to sell. He's not big enough name.

Yeah.

You know how many people are counting out Mike Perry and that interest?

I'm not counting, bro.

It's wild to me. And then in all the comments, like, oh, dude, you must think it's bare knuckle. This is box. And I'm like, oh, you don't know what a fucking dog Mike Perry is.

Yeah, he's a pit bull.

You need to do your goddamn research.

There's no quit. He's a game bred pit bull.

He's getting your fucking face for all eight of those rounds. He was like, oh, this is a gimmick fight. I'm like, you're moron, but you're into Mike Tyson. Fight the fuck out of here.

Yeah, Mike Perry's dangerous. It's a super dangerous. Supposed to be in November. Supposed to be. But that is. Who knows if it's ever gonna happen. I mean, Mike has ulcers. He's a 58 year old man thing.

Ever to get out of the fight.

Mike, that's like a CEO problem.

Yeah, he got on a plane.

Yeah. Mike Perry's fighting in July. This July 20.

Yep.

The Mike Tyson fight is in November in Tampa, Florida, which is like, Mike. That's. Mike Perry's like, that's his source. That's like, the land that's fucking.

He's the man.

I mean, he's become very famous because of bare knuckle.

Look at Kelvin.

He's the face of bear.

Not tired at all.

He's fucking, dude. A guy. Because remember in the UFC, he wasn't a huge name. He was fun to watch. We didn't have, like, a great record, and we're like, all right, he's fun, but he's gonna be world champ. Leaves, say, I'm gonna do bare knuckle, and then just starts being the shit out all these fucking hall of famers. It's such a fun story, dude.

Bro, you got so many pouches in your mouth. You sound like a squirrel.

Yeah, yeah. And you wait for me first. You go, bro.

Old squirrel shrub over there.

Squirrel shop.

Whoa. Draw just left hand.

This is a very good fight.

Hey, man, give me some of those smelling salts.

Oh, let's go.

Take it easy.

I could. I could see you, man.

Time to come back. Let's go.

Get in there, Shaw. Get your hips into it.

Yeah, let's go, Brian.

Blocking. Come on. You're good, you're good.

You're good, man.

That one's tough.

Devil horns. Devil horns.

Swimming power, bro.

Can I go back in?

Yeah, you can get one more, bro. That shit. We're off.

I had no idea you could dance so well.

Yeah, once I get the chair under me, and I feel like my legs fit in this little.

I'm gonna take a saucer class. I wanna learn how to.

Really?

Yeah, I take sauce.

You will take one class and then you'll blow off the next one.

Really?

Yeah. You'll call in like you sure as.

Fuck can't do in those uggs.

Me and my wife have sauce.

A couple usually has crocs on.

Oh, no, crocs. My bad.

You can't sauce them with crocs on.

Brian Simpson. Now, two separate crocs that he wears to the mothership. One crocs, which are walking around crocs. And then he changes them in the green room and puts on his stage. Crocs.

What?

Dude, so respect me. Respect. I hate crocs, but respect for that. But my kids had crocs. Kids love crocs. Dude, I just. Middle of the night, took him through in the trash.

They fall off.

So comfortable.

I don't understand what everybody crocs.

Those are what salahi cross.

What's that?

He.

It's a collaboration between Crocs and the vice president of Versace. So this is his special.

Oh, it's like a finger. It looks like a finger.

Missing.

Gas.

Gas is a ghost right now. Look at that. Oh, well, yeah.

Oh, Drock came back there.

He's missing. He's catching glove catching error.

He caught him with the left hook and right hand right there.

Looks a little stiff.

He's older too.

Oh, it's a great fight.

It's a slug fest, Brian.

You just wear those crocs for a couple comfort. You're more about comfort mostly.

Yeah.

But I kind of fucked up pinky toe, so like, sometimes my feet.

You and Conor McGregor. Yeah.

Training. One thing you guys have in common, Connor, training regimen.

You have wide feet.

Yeah, super wide feet.

You're asking random questions.

So many crocs. You know, I don't know.

Oh, kicking a right hook.

I got like all the colors.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

When Calvin gets jumping around on them feet. Oh, this is a wild moves.

His head, man. He's got. He's just this.

This fight will get you those shots. Very confused as to what kind of punches you can actually take in the face.

Calvin looks as good as he's ever looked. I'm sorry.

No, come on.

You see the as he fight, show your fucking.

So not true.

Great.

So not true.

He looks good.

He put away world champion.

I get a little excited. Yeah, that was a good left hand, but he.

Tim Kennedy fight.

Yeah.

God damn, I can breathe after those things.

Every time I think of Gaston, I just think of. I just remember the interview where he had the. He had some kind of shit on his skin.

Like staff.

Yeah, yeah, Calvin did.

Yeah, he like, oh, that was a.

Good left hand by D Ron.

What a Saudi Arabians. Like these fucking Mexicans. And fight.

Oh, finally take down. Finally. With 0 second to go.

That counts it.

That's the end.

That's good. Way to end around.

And so, is this the co main? No, no. What's the co main?

Volkov and Sergey Pavlovich. Oh, that's a tasty fight.

That's good.

And they were training partners.

That's good.

In the weigh in, and this is they. The UFC did this to me and miter on at the Wayans. Volkov goes, why would you accept this fight? He's like, I didn't. Like. They said you did. He's like, I didn't. They start fighting. That's what the UFC does. I don't know. Who knows? If they do it now, but back.

Not except but ask for it, right?

Like, when Joe Silva called me to fight mitreon, they call me, and he called me direct and goes, Mitchell's asking to fight you, man. I don't know. Friends. He wants to fight. You know what Matt does? He goes, yeah, you got a contract that's in Toronto if you want the fight. Like, what the. I'm like, let me think about it. I call Matt. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? You want to fight? I thought we're friends. He goes, I don't want to fight you. I told them no. That's hilarious.

So what, you don't fight your friends?

Yeah, you don't want to, but sometimes you have no fucking choice, bro.

We need this bread.

Exactly.

Tell me to fight.

Like, me and Shane Carwin had an agreement where we would never fight each other unless it was for the title.

That's a good agreement.

Yeah. Titles different. Animal. That changed me.

Oh, this is the third round. That was the second round. Oh. Left hand by Kelvin.

It can ruin your friendship, though, right?

Yeah, but you got a family, man.

Especially if you do something to somebody, you really fuck them up, you know?

But title shot, that has changed your life. You win that you're talking about. Yeah, real money. It's everything. That's why you started the sport. We're friends, but, yeah, at the end.

Of the day, it's a one on one sport. It's an individual competition.

That's the only way you get points, right?

Pay per view points. Well, not only do you got to win the title? You defend it, then you get points.

Oh, you don't get points on the.

No.

Does anybody get pay per view points on a title possibility?

Connor would. No, no, you have to be a defending champion. It's just rugged and depending what weight class to, like, mighty mustang. Get paper view points for, I think, like, fifth defense or some shit. Because UFC's argument was, yeah, we're putting you on there. You might be made event, but we stack the cards because you're not bringing in the viewership.

What goes down in November? Do they have November set up yet?

John Jones, DP.

Is that 100% pretty hundo?

John Jones training?

I'm so against that.

You're against what?

Why?

I don't want to see Steve a fight no more. The last fight. The last fight, I was like, he's done. And if there's gonna be John's last fight, I don't.

I wanted to be a. Brian Simpson makes a stand.

I don't see fight anymore.

You want to see him fight Tom Aspinall?

Yes. Like, imagine going out like that.

Yeah.

You know, really what I want is the time machine. And I want to go back and keep Francis and Ghana there. I love the. Francis made a ton of money. I love that he dropped Tyson fury. I do not love the Joshua fight. That was sad, watching him getting KO'd like that against Anthony Joshua. I was like, he's like, you're just fighting one of the best boxers that's ever competed at heavyweight, who's a knockout puncher, who really knows how to box, who's an Olympic gold medalist. And you've had one boxing, one that I did sanction.

Usually one. One against a hell of a fight.

One of the best. But a guy who's been drinking and doing coke and barely paying attention and.

Didn'T take you serious.

Yeah, didn't take you, and you dropped him. But then he also might have.

He also might have had an incentive to keep that fight going for a long time. I'm not saying anything, but what? Yeah, I said it.

Who?

Mike Tyson Fury.

Shut the fuck up.

He may have had it.

You're ridiculous. You're so wrong. You can. You couldn't be. Oh, yeah, Kelvin got him down again.

You have no idea.

There's not a chance in hell. Not a chance in hell. There's not a chance in hell that Tyson Fury carried him, huh? He was terrified of his powers.

Was.

He got dropped with a furious left hook in the left round. He got rocked in the 8th round, bro. It's the same thing that you see in the Usyk fight. He's not all there anymore. Those fights with Deontay Wilder took something out of him. 100%. Deontay Wilder in those days, was the most terrifying knockout puncher in the history of the heavyweight division. And he dropped him twice in that last fight and rocked him bad.

And I feel like we don't appreciate, we don't appreciate Dionne Wilder as much as we should.

You know how it is, man. Once a guy loses, you start thinking about him as the guy that just lost me. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't.

Either, but she was mighty. Started boxing late in life, I think.

I don't think Tyson Fury.

Did you not hear him talking?

Yeah, but I'm just saying I'm finishing my thought.

Yeah, but you're finishing your thought while he's talking. It's kind of crazy.

Yeah, but you, we were already having our conversation, and then you moved on. I'm saying that the idea that Tyson Fury didn't have a bag of tricks and he didn't carry him, for me, it's very strange to me. It's very strange. I don't know, maybe he was maybe trained at all.

Look fat, looked out of shape, you know, he was partying. Everybody said he was partying. He's one of the greatest heavyweights of all time, for sure. But he's also fighting a mountain of a man with insane physical abilities that caught him with a vicious left hook in the second round. If he was carrying that dude, all that shit would be out the window after you get dropped and raw rock like that. Oh, God, here it is. Boom.

It's a weird thing too, because you want Francis to go on and make all the money, but you self, she wish he was still in the OC to fight Jon Jones. But even if you fought Jon Jones, he. He made ten times more money fighting Tyson and Anthony Joshua. Yeah, close.

He probably did. He probably did. Yeah. I don't know. What. Do you know what he made? What did he make for the Tyson.

Fury fight they announced now? I think with the papers, it was like almost 20.

Wow.

Yeah.

And then Anthony Joshua, probably another good amount.

Yeah, yeah.

I just think with boxing especially, the.

Thing is, no one had seen Francis fight as a boxer, and no one knew what to expect.

Surprised everyone.

But then Anthony Joshua got to study his style and see the holes in his game, and he exploited them like a fucking professional.

And that's what I said. I said, the. The shock factor is gone.

And.

And when he fights Anthony Joshua, this is how it should work. You're gonna see how it really goes down. So the MMA guys like, man, Francis do it. Maybe I'm jumping to boxing. Yes and no, because we fought Anthony. That's really how it should work. That's how the world should work, unfortunately.

Right? Unfortunately. But I'll tell you what. If Francis had gotten into boxing when he got in the UFC, he would be a heavyweight champion.

The world knockout artists. Can we. Can we get flat tank his flower?

Oh, my God.

A Davis talking about how he's not a boxer, but he's.

Well, hold on. He's the.

He's the.

The best knockout artist in boxing today.

Yeah, easy. Yeah, easy.

He knocks on everybody.

He sets up his power shots like. Like a fucking technician.

It's crazy. Did nothing special about the way he looks like, physically.

No, he's tiny.

Doesn't look like a power punch. He just looks like a regular guy, but his fucking power is extraordinary.

And then. And then that little. That little bit of. That little extra something he got from. He got from being around Floyd for that little bit.

Mm. That helped for sure, man.

He and Bud Crawford.

Floyd hate each other now, but he.

And Bud Crawford by themselves, Crawford's another one. It's just incredible.

Well, I mean, very, very different styles for sure, but Gervonta is the most economical. The thing is, like, he keeps you backing up, and he wears you out without even using too much energy. And then as he gets you into the later rounds, you're starting to slow down, and he's just warmed up.

His boxing iqs.

Wild.

Wild. Those high level your patterns out.

They just figure out what you're doing over these. All of these things are him, like, breaking down his opponent, and then he. And then they watch the fight that happened, and he was exactly the technician.

Yeah. When it comes to boxing.

Yeah. But that's what makes the really good guys good, is they can figure you.

Out what he's been doing.

Calvin won this fight, right? Yeah.

I assume they.

Here's the decision he had. To tell you what, I'm really excited. I love how the saudi arabian government and the people the royal family's throwing.

The way they spend their money, and.

They want to do Terrence Crawford, Canelo Alvarez.

How do that guy went? I like boxing.

Kelvin.

They go, why don't these two guys fight like it's money? Goes, oh, I have money.

Yeah.

Okay.

I have a lot of money.

And we. We print it with how much, and they're giving it to the boys are getting.

Let me tell you something. Saudi Arabia. They could come to the UFC and go, we will buy you for two.

Oh, that's gonna happen.

Dollars? Yeah. And then all sudden, the UFC is Saudi Arabia. Yep.

Yeah.

That's what Dana was saying to Shannon about fighter pay. He was like, yeah, these guys. These guys got so much money, they don't care if they lose money. So I care if I lose money.

Unless he's gambling.

Well, yeah. And then, like, in the same conversation, he was like, yeah, about a hundred thousand dollars.

Here's the whole thing on fighter pain. Obviously, back in the day, I was super hard on it. But my argument has kind of changed to where?

Because you're not a fighter no more.

No, but as a businessman, you outside looking in, like, you can argue all you want about fighter pay and how much they should be paying, what other leagues are around, you know, I'm saying, like, you look at the longevity of the UFC, you look how massive the UFC is off their pay structure. They're doing something fucking right.

Oh, yeah.

As far as the business, they're doing something right. All these other leagues. Listen, I watch PFL last night. I watch everything degenerate. There's nothing even remotely close to the UFC. Close thing is one championship, because they'll do some jujitsu to do Muay Thai.

Yeah.

And they have high level guys. The production is really good. Dude, it's UFC, and then everybody else is so far behind, man. Everyone's like, oh, we got change. Fighter pay. It's like, we can. We can. That's affliction, you know? So it's this weird thing. Let me ask you, the fighter.

I'm the PFL. Still doing that wow. Point thing.

Yeah. I'm watching last night, and, you know, I'm balls deep in the fight now. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

I don't know what the fuck is going on. It's too amazing. They made a complicated.

Explain it.

It's so weird.

They have a playoff system.

If it's also, like, if you win by knockout, you get x amount, three points. If you win by submission, you get x amount of points.

And that affects your pay.

I don't know.

So.

So the way they stand.

Yeah. So they. Then they put you in playoffs, like seeds. So there's a regular season, there's a play, playoffs. So you have to have a certain amount of points to get to the playoffs. And that depends on your seating.

So win is three points. It draws one point, lost, zero points, round one, stoppage. Three point. Round two, stoppage. Two points. Round three, stoppage. One, bonus point. That's stupid.

Now describe that to a casual.

Yeah. Example. Fighters win a first round tko, six points. We get out of here with all that. That's so dumb. I hate it.

And a submission is one point.

None of it makes any sense.

And they have no stars. It's fucking tough, dude.

It's stoppage. Submission counts.

Stop it. If you're fighting in a tournament.

Well, it isn't. They have a playoff. And the. Whoever wins the playoff becomes a champion. You get a million bucks.

Listen to me. Pfl. Abandon ship. Abandon ship. No one likes it. No one loves mma more than us. And we hate it.

I fucking hate it. And then also get rid of Bellator. Just make it all under one banner. Yeah, we're doing trying.

Good. And it's a good name. Rankings based on. It's voted on, it's based on the experts are deciding. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, same, same way. Like the BC rankings. BC's rankings there.

The best rankings we currently have available. And most people agree on them. They're very close to what I would say are accurate. Yeah, the only very rarely disagree with the rankings.

Oh, that's.

Yeah, the only time you disagree is like the pound for pound list, which is stupid anyway, ways so subject so weird.

But it's like Jon Jones or Islam. You know, you could say Islam, you could say Jon Jones. I see both arguments. And then the goat. Pound for pound or the goat list. I see GSP. I see the argument for mighty Mouse.

Go see on it's time period.

I didn't know Rose was still fighting.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah. I don't like the fact she's fighting at flyweight though, dude.

How about Paige Van Zant is doing slapstick fighting?

Is that real?

Bring it up, Jamie. Why page, man, that it's announced.

Last fight she had, I watch she lost that porn star.

She got dropped. It was a draw in the rematch, I think in November.

Only for girl. It's still real. Like a street, like a twitch.

It's real to me.

You don't like Rose at flyweight? How come?

I think she's better at straw weight. I think it's straw weight at 115. She carries power. You know, she's. She's big for the weight class. She knocked out, you know, Joanna and J check. She's really legit at that weight. I think at 25, it's probably not as hard for her to cut the weight and that's why she wants to do it. But I just don't see it, man.

Right.

I just think she's a flyweight, you know, contender. She's a straw weight champion, you know? And she's had incredible fights at strawberry weight. Oh, yeah, this does nothing for me.

Me neither. There's a massive fan base for it. I can't figure out boy Tony's balls.

It, he look, but he's, he is pro wrestling. He's a pro wrestling heel.

I love to come in.

Tony, who hangs with, when we were.

Kids, he loves it.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, I love it.

When I was twelve.

Yeah, me too. Then my dad was like, hulk Hogan's not.

And then my nuts dropped.

Yeah. Then my dad. And my dad was like, you know, macho man, kid fight, right?

Paige Van Zandi competed power slap eight slap fighting debut. Okay, don't do a page.

Here's my question.

Why? Well, when she fought Rachel Ostovic at bare knuckle. Mike, please, ladies. You're so, you're both so fucking pretty. Don't ruin your faces. The prettiest girls in the sport, please.

Save that for the warlock, please.

You guys should just abandon and start making out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's a, she's fighting.

I get being relevant, but she also has, she makes a ton of money off onlyFans. I, and there's no, there's no talent.

To get slicing that fame. I was chasing that fame to the.

End of boy, I can't get. I cannot understand it.

Well, or it's a business decision, you say, okay, I'll do a slap fighting. That'll be, that'll be x number of subscribers to my onlyFans. As long as you stay in people's faces.

Unless she makes a deal where I get to slap first. Can you do that? Can you say, I'll fight you, but I get the slap first?

I think you gotta, like, I don't know how they do it. They flip the rig that fuck.

Your quarter.

Yeah, Dana's all rigged.

That quarter.

Yeah.

I can't believe she gets slapped first and gets ko'd with one slap by some bull dice.

Have you seen the girl? She's biting. No, I mean, you nailed.

Is that it? A lot of hot girls doing slap fighting.

Let me see whose page?

Van Zamp fighting. Jeremy, what do we do in here? I just, it's free brain damage. Like why you could hit someone so hard with a slap. Because you're not. Everybody thinks of a slap as, like, the palm in the face. That is not what's happening. You're getting palm striped in the face, full blast from. From a full swing like this.

You know what the problem is? I. Because I think part of the hatred of slap fight, and I used to be so hard on it, now I'm like, whatever. Do you dana with that. The problem is, is they combined it and started posting, promoting it on the UFC channel. And then that's when you pissed me off. I'm like, no, no, don't. Don't confuse the public here. Separate them.

Well, they got bis being. Doing commentary for it.

I feel like I would do come. I would do it. Like, when I thought out Bisbee's doing, I'm like, I get your money, dog.

If the UFC is cocaine, slap. Slap fighting is crack.

Crack. Yeah.

Where's, like, it's the dirty.

Not even complicated. Like, this is. Here's. Who's the gal? She's fighting like, it's so pretty.

No, if UFC is, like, flaming young.

She'S practicing on a fucking rubber doll. Hilarious slap. Oh, yeah, the girl, she's fighting. It's been through a lot of truck stop. Yeah, the other girl, she's fighting.

Handsome woman.

That girl does not give a fuck. If you give her a scar, that's. Oh, my God.

Big, strong lady.

She slap the fuck out of you.

Oh, she's got a good slap, too. Oh, my good.

An iron face. Like, she looks a lady to, like, like, turn on the Auschwitz.

Grab a hot pan.

Yeah.

No mitt, no oven.

A long winter, you know I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Survives eating dogs in the woods.

She's like, mean. The kids.

I don't know. Isn't it weird they put powder on their hands to make it like. Like, more crazy.

But to be fair, like, it's crush on social media, you know?

They probably got that from Cat Williams. Remember when he played the pimp?

Yep.

Well, LeBron slap fighting has been around forever, dude.

Russia was like, what the fuck we've been doing for.

This is the girl. She's fighting. This is just approved the car jujitsu in New York or something.

That's why some industrial be.

Why would you do this, man?

She's getting down low, dude.

The girl, she's laughing.

This is the worst.

Not bad. Oh, her eyes all color clock.

Oh, blow your.

She's got them lip implants, too. She's probably worried a lip implants gonna get blown out.

Are you allowed to go with it?

No, you can't go with it.

Oh, she got Ko'd. Oh, bro, this is the girl. She's fighting in those asics. Got k owed. Look at her legs twisted up. That's a wrap.

That's really bad.

They don't have something for you to fall back on.

Someone catches, you know they do.

Forrest Griffin.

Yeah, that's a major brain injury. Look at that.

Real legit. And then you got like, Mark Smith, legit mma referee, who's refereeing it. It's like that crossover.

That's my problem, crossover. If they were just done it, completely independent, do you, man. But when you start mixing the line.

How did this get sanctioned?

But why did they let her fall?

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

Watch this. Ko, first of all, you don't close your eyes. Bad move.

Why?

Because you want to know it's coming. You. You want to prepare for it. She did not see it coming, and it probably led to her getting ko. Look at this. Look at this swing. Boom. Once your head dips down like that, spit on that thing.

I think it's the worst part of our culture right there. That's just.

I don't see.

It's part of our culture.

But if people are making money and that's the only option, do your thing, man.

Fuck all of it. Making money, that's what we worship.

What do you worship, Brian?

I'm glad you asked. Art. I'm an artist.

Jesus Christ.

Here we go.

I opened the door.

Jesus Christ.

Pull out your pens.

So these guys train together, their buddies?

I wish at that.

What you can't measure from Mother Russia.

Boy, they look exactly the same. Like two brothers.

Yeah, similarly. One's tall, one's thick.

Yeah. One drank more milk.

Just a straight knockout. More beef.

Just fucking look up.

So big.

Oh, he was really good before he got to the UFC.

Bellator.

Yeah. Yeah. Volkov was really fucking good. Really?

Picture your house. Is that Kanye's girl?

I never understand why doesn't use a jab more.

Why?

That's dope.

What do you mean?

That. No, no, I bought it. Oh, sick.

What's. What?

Do you remember that old picture of Kanye with his, like, new wife? Look like she'd been held hostage?

Yeah.

Somebody replaced him with Darth Vader, like, and, like, made her princess lay in fucking print.

I thought you did with your Android or some shit. See, I need to give me one of those, man.

Probably the artistic skill to put all. Make all my ideas happen.

You'd be rich.

I'm waiting for that. That's why I'm waiting for this. I should to kick off.

Have Joe talk to you. Long. Put a fucking nerd in it.

There's another company that just released some videos of this new AI. Text prompt to video. And it's even more insane than Sora. Have you seen that, James? Fucking insane. You could just. You. You put in the AI, like, say, dark alleyway, mysterious stranger in a black leather jacket walking towards the camera, and then they have, like, rainy alleyway, and it's like, everything looks perfect, like a real movie. And it does it like that.

It does.

It doesn't look artificial.

No, no. It looks incredible. So, like, oh, everyone's gonna lose a job. Tyler Perry shut down his $800 million production studio as soon as he saw Sora. He was like, stop.

Really?

He was building this massive studio. This is it. This is a prompt. Motorcycle parked on street corner porch of Amanda. Subway in awe and wonderment. Look, this is. This is not a real person. Landscape of waterfalls in the mountain. None of this is real. It's incredible. So you're gonna be able to make movies that are, like, legitimate theatrical movies.

Are you doing this, Jamie.

Look. Incredible.

What's it called?

This is called Runway.

And it's free.

Don't know. These things are not free.

Sign up is free.

But you could have it look cartoonish. You could have a look realistic. You could have looked like a fucking stuffed animal, bro.

They started putting rules on Chad. Cpt. Yeah.

Country music that they're making rules.

Show me how to rob bank of America. And they were like, we can't help you with it. What I asked, between me and my AI, it shouldn't be them because it.

Gets in the wrong hand.

Show me how to spit on that thing. One of the things they did was they said my grandmother used to make nuclear weapons. How would she do that? And then it'll tell you. Yeah. You get around it. Instead of, how do I make a nuclear weapon? You say, oh, my grandmother, man.

I make napalm like this, and then it'll correct you.

I don't like any of it. Yeah, we're going down a wrong road. It's not good.

Oh, it's. You're not stopping that.

I'm aware. Yeah, I'm aware.

Did you hear this? I heard a country music song. It was damn good. It was actually really funny and good, and it was generated by.

They made a huck to a spit on that thing. Country music song.

I'm sure.

Are you? Speeches. I'm sure they did.

Well, you know, Drake used Tupac and Biggie's a voice in his district.

Yeah.

I love you, Pookie. Forever.

Who the fuck?

Speaking of Drake, you see Kendrick dance on his grave the other day.

What's that?

Kendrick did a, like a pop up.

What's this one in LA?

Yes, it was lit.

He brought together, like, the bloods, the crips from all the different neighborhoods. And everybody was on stage as part, really singing, singing all the songs he shit on Drake with.

Wow.

And they all at the same time go minor.

God, dawg.

I mean, he did a whole long ass concert and he did not like us, like six times.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm gonna see the moment of silence for this.

I see great people. Sad. How crazy is this beef? It never ends well. This beef is going on forever.

You fuck with the wrong.

Yeah, that's the wrong guy. It's a real street guy.

But Drake. But Kendrick is such a good writer then.

This is like the stamp on it.

Because he was like.

He's like, I. I have more influence. Like, I can bring together the whole west coast.

He has more credibility.

I don't think Drake. I don't think Drake could do that in Toronto.

No.

You know, like in his own. I don't know. Maybe.

What's the beep originate from? What's the deal?

It's a lot of things. Like, Drake has done a lot of weird things. But the main thing was Kendrick did the control verse. He was on. He was on a song with big Sean.

Right.

With a whole bunch of other rappers. And then he shit on. He basically challenged every rapper, but in a friendly way, like, all his friends and every rapper took it on the chin like, yeah, this is hip hop. It's competition. And then Drake did an interview where he was like, you know, I thought he was my friend. Like, why would he say that? Like, he took it all. Sensitive.

Wow.

Yeah. And then, and then Lamar. Lamar was on the Bet awards cipher. And he said, he says I'm to him again. He was, you know, somehow tucking the sensitive rapper back in his pajamas or something.

Yeah.

And then ever since then, they've been kind of like subtly.

Yeah.

Little shots back and forth.

And then he got serious.

Yeah.

And then Kendrick left his label. I think the label was holding him back from, like, going all out releasing.

Because people kept wondering, like, Kendrick respond. Responders, like taking forever, huh?

Yeah. And so then Drake wanted to do. Drake did a song called first person shooter with J. Cole that they wanted Kendrick on, and Kendrick didn't want to be on it. And so, you know, and they were calling them themselves the big three, but Kendrick wasn't on it. So then he dropped another song that was like, there's no big three. And here we go.

Heavyweights.

It was awesome.

Well, thanks for educating Justin Timberlake. It wasn't selling well in his concert.

We got arrested for drink driving.

I don't know. That's that conspiracy.

You're a conspiracy. Believe that Tyson Fury carried Francis.

I do.

I actually do believe you're a ridiculous person.

I think you got paid for it, too.

Volkov has to stay on his toes. Yeah. This is circle and don't get to the.

Such a tank the way that guy's built. He's such a house.

How are they the same size? How they. Same weight?

Well, Volkov's real tall.

Vocals, at least six seven, they say they have listed six seven price. Six eight. I used to train with them at Blackhouse.

Never. Why he doesn't use his jab more with those long arms.

He's got a great front kick. Yeah, does a great front kick to the middle. And you like having one of those with a tall guy. It's such an advantage.

And I want to take credit for his new samurai tattoo because he did have the Moana stingrays and I would roast him every fight. All of a sudden he has this dope ass samurai tattoo.

Yeah, the samurai's way better.

That moana was. But it's.

Wow.

For your whole back to be your first tattoo.

Well, he had a back tattoo that was not as big and he had to fill it in.

It's a straight up.

It was a manta ray, right?

Yeah. Manta Ray or Monterey?

Manta. Manta Ray.

You look pretty, bitch.

In Russia I was a. Pavlovich is such a fucking scary striker.

How about Tom? Absinol. It's like short notice.

Good man.

I think he's best.

Your first tattoo, would you want to start with the yakuza?

Okay. You think Tom Aspinall beats Francis and Ganu?

Absolutely I do.

Mmm.

Boy, were.

Yeah.

Boy, you guys are alone on that.

Especially now. Especially now. Well, he's doing his focus on boxing now.

Difference.

I say, I think Francis will come back better.

He's also 37. 38.

Yeah.

Correct.

He's never really lost that way.

That way is a bad way to lose, man. To get flat lined, like out cold, laid out, legs stretched, not moving for minutes.

You're never going to see Francis and MMA again. Pfl ain't happened. No, no. That's all. That's all hype. Great stock value.

Think so?

Sure.

By the way, that guy who might fight, that brazilian dude is good, man. He's dangerous.

You never seen that fight.

Who's that cat. What's that dude's name again?

Caesar something, right?

Don't you think? If. Based on what he stands for, if Francis doesn't fight again, won't that make Dana's argument even stronger?

I don't think Francis gives a fuck.

He's just making money, man.

He has so much money. And then to go back to the PFL and fight this brazilian monster, nobody knows. It's. There's just no upside for him. They don't have anybody.

Yeah, he's. He's set for the rest of his life if he doesn't do anything crazy with his money. And then he'll always have things that he can do to generate money. Seminars, meet and greets, all that kind of shit. He'll always have, like, extra money coming in. The guy was a UFC heavyweight champion. Knocked down Tyson Fury in his first boxing fight ever. I mean, he's a legend forever.

He's still gonna box. We forget he has a boxing fight coming up. He's going back to box. And I bet he fights Deontay Wilder.

If he can get it. You know, he lost his son.

Wait a minute. You think Deontay Wilder's gonna fight again?

No.

Yes.

When that big chinese dude knocked him out like that. That chinese dude was 40 years old.

Too fucking massive. He wants to fight Joshua. Joshua fought him in the Olympics.

Interesting. And beat him. Of course, Joshua.

Joshua won.

Joshua is really a killer, but I think. And gonna lost his son. I don't even know where his head's at. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. He's got to be dealing with the deepest grief.

I can't. Yeah, I can't.

Yeah.

How did the sun die?

I don't know, but it's such a his. It was so terrible. Like, I think he was. How old was his son?

Very young.

Three or four, I think. Three, was it three? Yeah. Horrible.

God.

Horrible. If you have kids, it's, like, unthinkable. Jesus Christ. I feel so bad for him.

So he's gonna box again?

15 months. I was way off, even.

Just terrible.

God damn, that's horrible. His nose is already busted up.

He's never really had a boring fight either.

No, Volkov has good fights.

He was beaten. Derek Lewis. And then with fucking a minute left, Derek knocked him out.

That was the. My balls are hot.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

That was that one. That one was amazing.

Volkov is when I think, four in a row, this might be. If he wins this. Four in a row, this might be five. In a row. What is it, Jamie?

Where's Volkov training these days?

Russia.

Is he?

I think so. He was at alliance and then I would train with him down there and then at Blackhouse.

Does it say we're Volkovs train Jamie Strella?

Hmm.

Cuz, like, where does it guy like that find people to train with? Guy was that big. I mean, it's got. Got a Russia limited amount of people that size. You know, Russia's got some bosses in there.

Yeah.

It's gonna be tough to find wrestlers. So this b is fourth in a rut heavyweight. You're right there. Especially be pavlovich. One more and then it's a slim pickings. And then if John and CBA fight, neither one will ever fight soon.

Where's Cyril gone then?

Shooting a movie.

Oh, yeah? What movie? Movie.

Bad boys five. Oh, really? I made that up. I don't know.

Yeah. UFC, France coming up to in September.

Night though, because they offered Cyril gone the fight against Tom Aspinall in England, and he turned it down. Said he's on a movie set.

Damn good fight.

Interesting.

That would be a great fight.

I disagree.

Really.

I think Tom mops the floor wrestling wise.

You mean he takes him down?

Yeah, John.

John literally was like, come here. Fucking. Yeah, 18 seconds.

I was just thinking striking wise, you.

Know, take him right down. So fucking fast.

What do you think, Jones? Aspinall.

That's the fight. That's the fight.

Everybody fight.

That's the fight.

God, I want to see it so bad.

John was shit all over Aspinall.

Way to go.

He's lucky that he blew his knee out with Curtis Blades because Curtis was teeing on. Was he? Was.

See, I still think John wins easily, but.

Oh, not easily. No, no, we. See, I think the angle of, oh, Tom's not that good. I've had, you know, I fought newcomers before. Now build him up, bro. Build him up and be like, yeah, maybe this is a guy that's going to beat me. And then when you come back, come out of retirement, after you beat stipe, that fights massive.

He has to talk shit like that just for strategy.

But that's the thing is, like, I don't think anybody's excited to see him fight.

Correct. You know, I mean, I'm a fight. I'm excited to see John fight anybody. But the stipe fight, which just like, I don't know who's asking for it, and I love stipe one the greatest of all time. But it's a weird thing.

Aspinall's an athlete, man.

He's such a good freak out.

Very fast. Very fast for heavyweight.

So fast.

Yeah, we felt the same way about zero. Ghana.

Yeah.

Doesn't have wrestling. Doesn't have jujitsu. Aspinall's, like, legit on the ground. Very legit on the ground.

So legit. His dad owned jiu jitsu, Jim. His dad's a black belt. He started doing jujitsu at two.

And he. And, you know, remember Aspinall was. Came out of Tyson furious camp, too.

Like, trained.

You know, that quick video of John rolling with. Rolling with Gordon Ryan. Gordon, yeah. And it was like they weren't neck and neck, but it was still.

That's. That's Gordon being cool. Gordon would time in knots.

Yeah, Gordon. When Gordon trains, Gordon rolls with you. Technically. Like, Gordon does not explode. There's no explosion. Everything is like smooth movements. Everything is just technique. Smooth movement scrambles. There's no explosion. There's never overextended. Gordon is just pure technique. Yeah.

No, if there's money on the line, said Gordon, we'll give you 100,000. Can tap John out in 30 seconds.

Gordon would grab ahold of his leg. He would get his leg so quick if John. Unless John avoided him. Unless John uses wrestling to avoid exchanges. You know what that's all about, correct?

Shop shutdown. Yes. Seven part series.

He just decides to shut it down. That he doesn't come close to him.

But they're like, engaging.

Yeah.

Or snap his fucking leg up.

Yeah. Gordon grabs a whole leg and that's.

Around, you think, as well?

No, no. But.

But he's not at Gordon's.

Not Gordon's level, but as far as. Have you mma? Yeah, Tom's right. Right up there. By far the best in the division.

Volkov is teeing off on Sergey. He's hitting him with some serious low kicks.

Technician. He has to just stay on the bike because he married this Derek Lewis. And then the minute you get tired, these big boys keep hitting.

But he's also, like, fucking his nose up, man.

His jab, his feints are great, his movements great.

And that distance is defense. With that distance is a lot. The gap. He's just so tall, bro.

You married Stefan Struve?

Oh, yeah, man.

Seven two.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

But why Pavlov? I mean, Volkov never uses a jab. He's got those.

Long season tonight, bro. You gotta watch the fucking fight.

I haven't seen much. He used those front kicks, but he could pissed in that.

Yeah, he's fucking up. Pavlovich's legs, man. He's kicked his legs multiple times.

I thought Eddie was gonna be here. I was ready for some conspiracy theories.

No, that's why you're here.

Once the liquor starts flying.

Tell you the earth is a rhombus, bro.

The problem is that he's right on about 90% of stuff.

At least, you know, people forgot about semi shilt, semi shock.

Yeah.

Giant kickboxers.

Seven foot tall and great foot.

Nasty front kick to the bottom semi show. Was a world champion kickboxer. World elite of the elite.

Elite, elite.

Super tall guy.

If you decide to play basketball, he.

Would been professional nasty finishes ever. When Sergey Karat on off, got on top of him and kept punching him in the one eye. Yeah, his one eye was fucked up. And he kept hammer fisting. He got him in a crucifix and just mount, like, mounted them, like mount, like high Mount and just like gamma.

Bloody Game of Thrones. When the fucking mountain just says that, it's kind of like that.

Just say tap.

He wasn't gonna know.

We don't.

Especially in pride. You do that shit in pride, then won't have you back.

No.

If you tap, pride was the most ruthless organization, dude. Stomps soccer kicks. Everything was legal.

I did a post for, but no.

Elbows on the ground.

They're like, whoa, whoa. We're not savages here.

You can kick.

That is so weird. There's random rules.

That was the weirdest random rule. No elbows on the ground.

I posted the best highlights of pride. I said it's pride month for June.

Yeah, a lot of those are going around the Internet. That was awesome. Yeah. Look at Pavlich's nose. It's leaking, man. He just keeps getting popped.

Pride was the best time ever. Golden years.

Oh, my God. No, no.

You see?

Bought it, folded it, and brought up a bunch of the guys over here and then tested them. They all shrunk.

Everybody shriveled except for over him. It was a good time. It was a good time. When you see it was the best of times when they brought mobile.

What are we doing?

Let him fight. Yeah, rampage. A good one to have on. Talk about pride.

Yeah. Rampage is coming on soon.

He's the best.

If you over 35, you should be.

Able to juice 100%.

I think so.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah. Why not?

Like, we got to be careful with the young guys. We can't have another, like, Trt Belford era.

Why, you don't like awesome shit?

Yeah, we need to have that, dude.

Was.

Yeah. Exciting. I got this right back.

Wasn't there a new. Isn't there a new rule where you can do trt now?

Absolutely not.

No, that, that. I'm. I'm telling. I'm telling you.

No, they don't allow us. They don't. They don't. They don't allow TRT.

Wasn't it. Talk about it like you can get sanctioned for it under some circumstances.

Certain commissions.

What is that a regular clock? Yeah, this is that what time it is.

We started out what to shit. This the co main event? Yeah, that's clock school. Very steampunkish.

Brian, I should explain that young thugs to. I just took his headphones.

Give us the young thug stuff. Tell us about that young thug stuff, cuz. The.

Yeah, you have a great breakdown on it.

Oh, should we wait for Joe to come back? Talk young thug? Well, maybe it's interesting, cuz.

His.

Yeah, the lawyer fucking the, the.

I think that the trials gonna be over pretty soon because the judge is gonna get. The supreme court of judges don't step in.

I know nothing about it.

The Brian 16.

Oh, and see, the thing is, I don't know shit about the actual young thugs case, okay. The interesting shit is what's going on with them.

It's all the drama.

So that district with the lawyer, the.

District attorney Sas Young thug.

I don't. Doug's a rapper, okay?

And he talked that shit, Brian.

And he's on track. He's on. He's on trial with a Rico trial. So his whole organization is on racketeering for racketeering. Yeah, and. But that district attorney is the same lady that tried to try trump. But she's like corrupt.

Any Willis fanny she slept with.

She was. She was dating that prosecutor.

She gave the dude she was fucking the no bid contract.

Yep.

And the lawyer that was trying to take her down is Brian Steele's lawyer. Brian Steele is young thug lawyer. So. So they come into court one day, everyone's 3 hours late except him. He's like, what the fuck is going on? And then he finds out that the judge had a. What they call an ex parte. Just means just seek like a meeting without him.

Right?

Ex parte meeting with the prosecutor, the. The district attorney who's the prosecutor, and the star witness. So the star witness was. He got immunity to testify. It was the key witness to their whole case. He gets on the standing please the fifth. So they. So they take him in the judge chambers and him, the sheriff, the prosecutor and the judge pressure this guy in a testifying because he basically tells him, which is illegal. The judge tells him? Yeah. The judge tells him, like, I can hold you not till just the end of this trial, till all the trials are over.

Yeah.

So you'll be. You could be in jail for seven, eight years without being charged with a crime. And so then the dude was like, okay, I'll tell. Problem is that that dude's lawyer went on vacation. He told them ahead of time he was going on vacation. He couldn't cancel the tickets a year ago. And he. And he leaves this girl behind to take his place. The witness fires that girl before they go into the meeting, but they force her to sit in the meeting so he could say he had representation, right? So then, boom. So young thugs attorney found out about it. He's like. He's like, hey, judge, it's highly unusual and illegal for you to have a meeting with a sworn in witness and the prosecutor, prosecution. And the judge goes, how'd you find out about that? And so it turns into this. It turns into this whole drama of like, he's like, yo, if you don't tell me how you found out, I'm gonna hold you in contempt. So he. So he holds him in contempt, and then his attorney shows up, and it's the same bitch that was trying to take down the property prosecutor from the Trump thing.

And she's like, I got 25 other lawyers with me. We filing all these motions for this and motions for that. They get him out. They get him out of jail the next day. So he's in jail with his client. He's in jail with young thug. They get him out of jail the next day. The supreme court of Georgia was like, no, he's not in contempt until we have a hearing. And in this, and then this hearing, like, now, all this other information is coming out. Because even if. Let's just say the meeting was legal, they supposed to have a transcript. They supposed to tell them what happened. And so it was shit called Brady evidence, which means if the prosecutor finds out something that could. That could exonerate your client, they have to tell you. Right, right. And in that meeting with the judge, the dude, the key witness told them, he was like, he was like, I killed the guy. And if I go. If I go on stand and say anything other than I'm gonna be perjuring myself. And the prosecutor was like, well, I'm not gonna charge you with perjury if you perjure yourself.

So basically, like, go lie.

Damn.

But now it's illegal because I just found out something that. That could make young thug innocent. I have to share it so not only did they not tell the lawyer about the meeting, not only did they not.

So the young that was being originally charged with murder, he's been in charge.

Rico murder, racketeering, for running a criminal organization. Yeah, but this murder was the key murder. Yeah. And so. And so why?

Damn.

So now it's a great fight. Yeah, no, you're good, papa.

This face looks like a tomato, like a bump.

But he's coming on strong, like he's applying the pressure. That's why he's getting lit up. Brian was just breaking down the young thug situation.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that crazy? He broke it down the other day watching video.

Now.

It's great.

Dude, I get obsessed. Laws, law. Shit's the only thing that gets me through, like, depression. Really, man, I just lock in law and order. Law.

Yeah.

You think you could have been a lawyer?

Oh, yeah. I don't want it to be.

Really?

Yeah, I wanted to be a lawyer. But then I met a few and.

I was like, yeah, they're not fun.

They're just. They're just a different ethic, I guess.

Being a trial or be interesting. Right?

Because you gotta get there.

No, no. The truth is, like, we like real lawyering. Isn't that exciting?

Like, they make it look on details, detailing.

Yeah, I know a couple trialers. Pretty wild.

When you see a dude's head not moving so good, like, bobbing around, like, as they throw punches.

It was a bad sign.

That's bulk of one. Because you see Pablo.

Pablo didn't put a hand on him, I don't think.

I just sent Jamie, the AI Hawk, to a song.

A bunch of.

Oh, this is the Connor one. But, yeah, play the. Listen. AI did a song, a star shining bright.

She went and hopped you up and.

Spat on that thing.

What a pretty sight.

Polished my knob doodle.

This is AI twisting a glide.

She made me go crazy every time she did it. What a wild delight.

I think her name was Haley. God, where we were. Hotter than the summers, baby. Hotter than the sun.

That's wild.

Is music so formulated that the AI can make a good.

Yeah, especially country songs. All you need is a river pickup truck, you know, some cool boys. This is Connor. I agree with Connor here. Like, Connor's talking about why pulled out of the fight, he was talking to away. You know, I had a little. Little lapse of concentration and, you know.

I had to reschedule the bell. So I'm a little upset about that.

But, you know, it's keeping me dialed in.

It's keeping me focused, you know, I can't rock around.

Like I'm at the showing up like I'm at the only job. The job is not done.

So, you know, that's not bad for.

Me, for someone like me, you know?

So I'm onwards towards the new date.

And, you know, take my lessons learned. It was a lapse in concentration. If I was any one of these other little bums, then they can't move.

No footwork. I don't rely on their skills, you.

Know, then I would be okay. And I've done it before. I've made the walk a multitude of times under those circumstances and given these bombs an advantage over me that they don't even deserve.

So now I'm dialing it in.

I'm getting this training camps correct. I'm walking in there 100%.

Conor McGregor, injury free.

Perfection is on the menu of me, and that's it.

So I hope you go to it.

And that is a dangerous man.

Great to see you in Harding. I hope.

Yeah. Dan Hardy's great.

He's the best.

I was bummed out when they fired him.

Why did they fire him?

He's great. He said something to her, Dean.

Yeah. Was a little more than that.

Like some. And they said something to a worker. Right?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what happened. You know? Look, he's a fighter. He felt like the fight was stopped too late, and, you know, it's dangerous when that kind of shit happens for.

Him or for him. Like, he was winning, and they thought.

He was a commentator, and he got upset at Herb, who's the best referee alive.

Yeah, but there was that. That started, and then there's something with someone. The UFC employee.

Yeah. I don't know what happened.

I don't know what's going on there.

I don't know what happened. But I miss him. I used to train with him at ten planet.

He's the best.

He's a good dude.

One of the best minds in the game.

Apologize for that shitty movie.

Entertaining dog. You didn't like it?

You liked Roadhouse?

I like how cliche.

I didn't expect it to be fucking, you know?

Yeah, but it was.

Thought it was kind of like a comedy, right? I mean, that's sort of tongue in cheek. It was so ridiculous.

I don't know.

It's just an action movie.

You know what?

I didn't see it, but listen, they.

Filmed it at the UFC.

Oh, really?

Yeah. They filmed scenes.

So stupid.

But they wanted me to interview him.

I'm not a fan of so bad. It's good.

Yeah, no, I'm a fan of how many people? Why? I think what the opening week was like 50 million. I'm a fan of when a fighter ventures out into something they do well.

I'm a fan of that.

And I don't get why people hate on it.

Like Conor McGregor can do anything whenever.

A fighter does anything. Like Dustin porridge hot sauce. Best hot sauce.

It's very good.

Didn't hate on. Sure. I didn't hate on when I heard about it. I hate on it after I watched it.

That's fair.

It wasn't good.

Both guys are heavyweights. He was that, look at that. That's a former heavyweight champion. Look at that. Volkov standing next to a former heavyweight champ.

So crazy.

That's how good I see was.

Yeah, that's how good DC would. DC should have been. 185 pounder, correct?

Maybe 100.

No, just kidding. 180 though. 185. Yeah.

I hate it when people do that.

What?

He shook his hand as he was walking away. Like he did this.

Oh, yeah.

Disrespectful. What he, that makes me feel some.

Kind of way I'm with.

Oh, they just, they just, I know.

They'Re happy and they got somebody in there.

Here we go. Robert the reaper, Bobby knuckles in the fucking house.

Dude. Can you imagine this? Bone it.

Go get ready right now. Oh, man, I would love it. And Hamza, if it was ham right now. Hey, bro, these new gloves, they know better than the old gloves. No.

The only cool thing about.

So what do they do when they change?

They made a better glove. It is better, I should say it's better packed. The best gloves. The best gloves are clearly not made yet. They need to cover the fingers. You know, they just, they need to cover the fingers. There's no reason for the. You don't ever do this ever. The fingers never come into play. There's not a time where your fingers, you, you always do this or this. Whether it's grappling or striking. All you have to do is have padding on the knuckles and a protective layer, a thin leather layer that covers the hands that the fingers slip into.

Then you cut out like grabbing the hands and stuff.

It's the same. It's exactly the same. The only thing different. The only thing different is you. Now you can get jab with the thumbs. So only thumb pokes will still exist and will have less pokes because a lot of eliminates, it eliminates probably 90% of all I pokes. And it doesn't change anything with grappling. Anything with striking. You have it like an everlast bag glove, but no padding. And so with a finger area completely unpadded. And just a thin leather cover that covers over that and goes to the fingers right here.

Can you rod wrists?

Not only that, you'd be able to do it better because leather, especially if it's not, if it's raw leather, if it's not shiny, if it's raw leather, that isn't that dope.

That's cool.

Shane against the machine. He made that with thimbles.

Shane against the machine.

Yeah, he did. He's got. We have another one, his pieces. I have one at home, another skull that he made for me. Then another one we have, which is a world War two helmet with a bayonet in it. It's a lamp, but it's in our storage. But I love that one. But yeah, man, cover the fucking fingers. There's no reason to have these fingers open like this. This is so unnecessary. If you just had a covering over the fingertips, that's a thin piece of leather, you would eliminate all those fingers going in the eye.

So your fingers would go in there.

You'd still get poked a little bit, but it wouldn't be this.

Yeah, that's not as bad.

It's not gonna stop a fight.

You would have it like webbed, like bad gloves. Those old black gloves.

Exactly like I said. Yeah. Just cover it with one thin piece of layer of leather and it would make gripping better.

What is the argument against?

No argument against it. Again, nobody listens to.

There's no argument.

Nobody listens to me.

That's good. You told them to do on open field, so they just shut you out.

But I told you, a football field.

Yeah. Which is insane.

Have those guys the middle of. I'm not stupid. I know what I'm doing. I'm right. I'm right. Nobody wants. Listen, wait. Here's. I have a bunch of rules that I would implement if I was the king. Here's number one. Number one. No stand ups ever. No stand ups. I don't give a fuck. Get.

I can't get up.

Figure out how to get up. Also, if a guy takes you down at the end of the first round, the second round starts with you in that exact same 100%. You can never get up unless you get up because it's not. It's not right once. Yep. I hate ratings. It's not.

That sounds so boring.

It's not five fights. It's not five five minute fights. It's one fight. So if a guy takes you down, that's where you are at the beginning of the next round.

You get the 1 minute break, though. You just start in that.

I also like the idea that the judges only see the last round.

I think there should be six judges, not three. Six judges. And then I also think that you should have, for sure you have no weight cutting. Weight cutting should be completely eliminated. For sure. That should be the first one before they implement any of these rule changes. Cut all this legalized cheating shit. Kamaru Usman is not 170 pounds. He's never been 170 pounds for more than five minutes, 5 seconds. He loses the weight and then immediately rehydrates. You stand next to him, the guy's massive.

Balloons up.

He's so big.

Why even number of judges?

We need more judges. Three is not enough.

And I don't think they should be ringside. I think should be a remote location where they're not influenced by the crowd.

I think you should be able to watch the fight and hear the commentators, maybe not the commentators.

I don't think it should be next to the ring.

I think they should have a separate. But I don't think next to the ring is bad because then you get to hear what's going on. Like, maybe something's happening.

Let them listen to the commentators.

Maybe have one next to the ring, I don't know.

But that. That's debatable. But more judges, more judges, more judges. So that if you have one cockeyed asshole who fucks everything up because there's so many cockeyed fighter like decisions, like the way you look at it, you go, how the fuck you know? How many times me and DC have looked at each other and go, what the fuck was that? One card?

Like, is Michael Bisping judging?

He's got one good eye. He would get it right. It's like, you see a guy get three, four fights wrong in a night and you hear his name again, you go, why the fuck, man?

Yeah, that's wild.

But that guy would, first of all, they should be cut out. As soon as they have one of those, get rid of them, throw them away, at least.

Suspended.

Yeah, I get rid of them. If you ever do that, you. You don't know what you're doing. They shouldn't be doing it.

But back to the eye pokes, I think, sure, change, change the gloves. Hopefully that happens. But if not, I think an eye poke or a serious, like, groin strike, one point, automatic .1 point, it would stop it.

Yes.

John's like, yeah, I can't lose a fucking point. So you're not gonna see reach now. Exactly, because now it's just a warning.

1.931 point. I poke one point nut shot, automatically fed friends crap. One point.

Yes, sir.

One. Grab a fence, stop a takedown, one point automatic.

That's easy to do. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

I don't get it.

So cut that out. Cut weight, cutting out. You, you fix 90% of the problems.

Commission have to agree to the rules.

Yeah, everybody has to agree to the rules. But the rules are good.

These are good sense.

If I could argue this in front of these people, I really think I can make a good point.

Those people aren't all the same. People that, like. Wasn't it weren't. Haven't there been a few fights that should have been overturned and they never did?

Yeah, they never.

Over time, I don't even convince those people with logic.

Well, I'm fighters, right. A lot of the people that make those decisions have. Are not actual fighters. They.

A lot of the judges have not even stepped on the map.

There you go.

They never taken a jujitsu.

Huge problem.

Stepped on his.

And if you don't know jujitsu, if you don't know, like, how close something is, you don't know. You really don't know. You don't like. Sometimes a triangle looks good, but it's bullshit.

Sloppy.

Yeah, there's no chance. There's no chance. And if someone just sees, like. Like an instep over an ankle.

Oh, my God.

He's got the triangle. He doesn't have a fucking triangle. There's so many times where something looks good, but if you have a skilled eye, you don't know what the fuck is going on. That's so stupid. The main event.

This guy's a beast.

Gotta go. He gets a very difficult journey around there. Brian, you gotta have. You might have to duck. Yeah, you gotta crawl.

This is a motherfucker, man.

This girl.

So fight two weeks from now at the apex, who is he gonna. Three round fight.

No, no, no.

Okay, thanks. It was a three round fight. So now your main event on a. This is ABC dog, and you may have against Robert Whitaker, right?

Five rounds and Robert Whitaker is fired up. One thing about Robert, when he loses a fight, he comes back fucking guns blazing every time. Lost the Izzy fight, came back in the rematch, almost won. Yeah. Very close fight. In the second fight, Robert Whitaker is a bad man.

And now he's coming off that polo Costa win. He looked great, though.

I wanted Hamzat and him so bad. The real test is the fight. That is the fight, man. Real test for Hamza, man.

Yes. Bobby, we know what Whitaker does. Bob's not. Needs it more.

Yeah.

I'm saying that you'd see, you'd be like, if Hamza beat him that way.

He'D be like, okay, but here's what's interesting. If, if Whitaker wins this fight, you're not gonna give him a title shot off this.

Yeah, you would. Yeah, I would.

For helping them out.

Yeah, I would. That also.

Just fight.

He's so good, man. He's so good.

But you got strictly right there.

Yeah. What happened? Strickland. Him and Strickland would be wild, bro. Hit. Strickland shuts down everybody. The way he shut down Paul Cocoa, his fucking style is so unique.

I don't get the complaint with that. They're like, oh, Strickland's a born farmer. Have you never watched him fight? I don't find it boring, like what he does. He just, he just, he's a tidal wave. And his defense is so elite. I don't get it.

Constantly moving forward. It's just casuals. I think Strickland's one of the most exciting fighters in the sport.

I love watching.

I just couldn't, I couldn't believe that at one point Costa didn't at least just double leg or just grab him.

Around that dude down. He's been getting pieced up for fucking three rounds, man. The problem is, like, Strickland's just different.

Also.

Anybody like him.

Correct. And then also be his. We've gone over this. Paulo Costa's number one thing is cardio. There's nothing more exhausting than shooting shots. And you're not going to do against Strickland at that level. And it's not in his background. It doesn't matter.

And call Paulo afterwards said, you know what? I got to stop trying to play the point game.

Yes.

I just got to try to take.

That's when he's best.

Not worried about my card.

Yes, they did against you all. Romero grill. That was your strength.

Izzy mind fucked him, man. Especially when he humped him. Knocked him out when he humped him.

So disrespect.

So disrespectful. Is he in his prime?

Oh, bro.

And just pieced him up. Standing up, dude.

I think Izzy coming back and everyone's doubting him. All these haters against Dracus, dude, that's a dangerous fucking Izzy, man.

It's dangerous for sure. And Trickus is fucking dangerous, too.

Hell, yeah.

I think he's the biggest guy at 85, other than Pajeda. When he's so big, when I stand next to him, I'm always like, how. How are you? When he's a heavyweight? He's so big, man. He's like six'two. He's wide as a fucking house.

How do they do it? Like, I don't.

I don't know how it. Costa sucks down to get to, like, Dan Garner. Some of these guys that, like, have.

It down to a real science to it.

Yeah. I mean, they get it down to your body weight, calories, how much water you're taking in, how much sodium.

I tell you what I do. If I was the UFC with homsight, we're not doing this whole Robert Whitaker and contenders. You haven't beaten anybody. I think they give Bo nickel a pretty good test next, and then it's Hamza. Bo nickel. I love you guys. Figure it out. I love it.

So who do you give Bo Nichols a test? Like, who's a good test?

Bona. Because.

That's right. Is that in bass and square garden, or is that July?

When is that, Jamie? I thought it was a later.

When is that?

But that's a good test for Bo.

That's a very good.

What if he fucking mops the floor with him? All right, Hamza, are you good?

Don't do the rivera is fucking dangerous.

Dangerous, dangerous.

He's also enormous for 85. World champion.

Oh.

Brazilian jiu jitsu. World champion.

Yeah. But jujitsu may not be good here with bone.

He's been submitting everybody. Yeah, he boat. I mean, he's. It's a. It's a test. It's a real test.

It's the right test.

Yeah.

And Hadolfo looks like a fucking striking is coming together.

Fucking savage.

He's so big. Dude. He's so jacked. There it is. November 9. Oh, it is. Madison Square garden.

Let's go. Now Bo mops the floor with him. We're off to the races.

Yeah. Bo mobs the floor with him, then comes on. That's the.

That's what I would do.

Yeah.

From the UFC, I'm like, hey, bud. No, we tried it.

Abu Dhabi? Let's fucking go.

Or do it in America.

No, we can't get him over.

God damn, I forgot. Bo's not going out there.

He's not?

Why no dance boat? Saudi Arabia? He's like, I'm kind of glad I missed the call. I don't go all the way to. I mean, he did the international circuit, so he's not you know, foreign to it.

He would do it. He would do it. I just think that that's. That's an intriguing fight. The Rodolpho Rivera fights an intriguing fight, and then the Hamzat fight is a captivating fight. So, I mean, it becomes not. Who knows how much money Hamzah has now. You know, with all the relationships that he has and people throwing money at him, he might be wealthy enough to. To, like, fucking not do it anymore. Who knows?

That'd be such a shame.

Would be a shame. But I mean, what kills a fighter more than money?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Comfort.

And again, I'll get annihilated for this.

But there would you go the stellum bourbon?

Oh, look at you.

Switch a bunch of shit over there.

Yeah, we got a lot of shit. But do you want to be an alcoholic? This is the place to do it.

But isn't. Is that a fine thing? Line. If you're Dana or if you're the UFC, it's like, all right, we. Yeah, we do got to pay them, but if paying too much, then they lose their drive. No, it's a fine line.

Yeah, but kinda. Is that real? I mean, I feel like it's an accumulation over time and then fame, and then they have so much money that they. Like with Connor, he's flying, flying around private jets. Got a Lamborghini. Yeah, I just said he was gonna buy. I'm buying a big goody for my fucking birthday.

That's my point.

That's my.

But that's my point.

That's my point.

The richest guy ever, I'll tell you.

What he can do without changing the paid too much is like, make sure. Like, make sure they take a piece of each check and set aside for.

Return on, fuck all that. Save all that. These guys get die in the ring. What about that? You see that shot? So bugatti turbos.

Yeah.

It's insane.

Was it v six?

It's insane. It's a v, it's a hybrid. It has 1800 horsepower. That's it. And steering wheel has the gages on it. And the steering wheel moves around the gages. It's the most beautiful interior I've ever seen in a car.

It's four mil.

Yeah, it's four mil. There's 250 of them. They've sold them all. You can't buy.

Oh, no, it's impossible. And can't get. Here's like a watch.

It's like a swiss wall.

But here's the bummer about Bugatti. People that buy them, they don't drive up.

Yeah.

So they just sit there the go.

So does that. That's, that's you got. That really gets you going.

Well, not really. I wouldn't buy one, honestly. I think it's dope.

Yes.

Doesn't get me going.

It's not for me.

I like Porsche. I like mustangs. I would buy a new. Yeah. Drive it, but I wouldn't really.

Do you know the maintenance on those just to change the tires every year is 25,000 a tire. And it's not a place here. You have to ship it back to there.

Ridiculous.

The main, it's like a over. It's over six foot a year to maintenance it.

Yeah, I'm sure it's like a private check.

And it's one of those, like, you're not allowed to sell it within the first. What's that?

You can, but then if you drive, it loses value. Their nightmare.

What is it? So tourbillons are a movement in watches that is like the most precise movement. And watches like. So they have watches that are tourbillon watches that are $400,000, $500,000 for a watch. Just because the movement. And you see the tourbillon inside the watch, like, Jamie, post up like a grand Seiko tourbillon watch because Grand Seiko has an insane tourbillon watch that they just released. Yeah. Richard Millet. $2,500,000 for a tourbillon. Richard Millet watches are crazy expensive. But this grand Seiko tourbillon is fucking beautiful, man. Look at the machinery, the gears and stuff going on inside that watch.

That's like a.

What?

People like watches. That's. That's a real watch. Yeah, I know it's not a Rolex, but grand Seiko watches are fucking wild.

I think that one is $300,000.

Jesus.

How much does that bitch cost? Was the grand Seiko? How much is a grand seiko tourbillon cost?

Do you have one, Joe?

No.

Really?

No, I'm not interested in those things. I'm interested in looking at them. But I don't like, like rich guy fancy things.

Right?

I like mustangs that are telling you.

Right.

Yeah, I like things that are fun to you, bro.

You know what you need to do.

The rich guy food, though.

Oh, yeah. Rich guy food, Joe, over Joe, you know. You know what you should get $350,000 constant forced tourbillon.

Joe, you know what you need to get for us by Forrest? You get it and then send me pictures. Was the Mustang TD?

I'm down with that.

There's only 300 of them.

Oh, really?

Apply. I applied for it.

Come on, Ford. Hook me up.

They're gonna do it.

I just got a Hennessy raptor R. That's wild. Yeah. It's being built right now.

But you do stuff.

The GTD, get rid of TRX. I'm getting rid of the TRX.

What's the GT?

This is the. This Mustangs version of a GT. Three rs.

It's that Nuremberg right now.

King Insane 800 hp. Fucking preposterous. Blee wide, crazy grip. Street legal, but just barely see the.

Shot in the back.

There's a no back seat, and so there's an open glass thing. We could see the. The suspension moving. Really insane.

Might be the greatest american car that's come out in a long fucking time.

Near 50 50 weight balance. It's got a rear transaxle. It's fucking insane. And it looks incredible.

Mustang system.

It looks incredible.

And all the carbon fiber, because you don't. You know, Farley, the heav Mustang, he went in and went, was like, I don't get it, guys.

The fight is happening. Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck.

We haven't even paying attention. It's 443 in. Boy, we're right.

Let's save the car talk for after.

Just started.

Oh.

Very interesting fight. Whittaker. So good at blitzing. He's so good. He's so light on his feet, you know, very interesting style. Like, different than anybody else. Always on his toes, you know?

You know, he's supposed to be on the australian wrestling team, too, but the UFC next. It really. Yep. That's how good he was at wrestling.

Oh, let's cross. Jab. Watch. Jab.

I think he has five kids or six. He has a squad. He has a fucking squad.

Good low kick.

Yeah. Yeah, he can. This girl's really good at just. You just miss him, man. Really good head movement.

We gotta wonder what kind of condition he is two weeks before he takes it late, like, last minute. Like, where is he at in his training? Was he peaking? You know, and he's preparing for three rounds, not preparing for five. And he's facing. Who is he supposed to be facing? You find out, Jamie, who Alice Garof was supposed to be fighting.

I think Whitaker either wins by decision or beats him in the fourth.

Whitaker just jabbed him. Very interesting.

The wrestling edge goes to MMA wrestling different, though?

Yeah, roughly.

Whitaker's a motherfucker to get down. His hips are wild, dude. And then you got to get in there. Good luck.

Alexa's a combat world champion. Combat samba. Oh, he heard him here real bad. Oh, that's it. It's over. Holy silver. That's it, Bobby Knuckles.

Oh, my God.

First round, give a title shot, right?

Oh, my God.

With the shimmy. He had him out there.

Oh, no.

When you see him fall up with a kick, that bitch is over.

Bobby knuckles.

Fuck yeah. Bobby knuckles.

Let's go, Robert Whitaker.

That sounds so sad, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

You fucking Bobby knuckles, look at him, he's a savage. Not this fucking kid. Out.

Who's.

No pun, oh, be Paulo Costa.

And did in the first round.

Oh, wipe the floor with him.

Yeah, that's the first time that guy's been like that since Jamiah.

First time he thought a guy like Robert Whittake.

First time he's fought a guy like Robert.

You ranked? What? I'm not ranked. Cool. Come fight the number three guy.

God. That's what you realize.

He was supposed to be fighting tricoli. Interesting, interesting. And trickoli just lost a sharabulet. Interesting.

Wow.

Yeah. Big step up from. It's the blitz.

That Bobby knuckles Whittaker, that came in last minute.

No, Whitaker was supposed to be fighting Hamza. Oh, my God. Cut. My goodness.

Just levels to the game.

Yeah. And he's. He's the top of the top.

And see this, this white. If you're that. If you're that kid's manager and like, hey, man, we got a call. You're fighting Bobby knuckles. You're going, oh, my God, what opportunity.

I sprained my ankle.

Yeah, I broke my pinky toe.

I have food poisoning.

This is where you see Whitaker is fuck. Or you see how good the UFC is when you're at the higher echelon. Because this uppercase every.

Damn well, if.

You need to see this to see how good Bobby knuckles is, you're moron.

He's a bad man.

He's a. He's been doing for a hot second.

Wars, too, with like, Joel Romero. Those fights were crazy.

I mean, you all's gone. Yoel's over in Bellator now. At 46 years old, Bobby knuckles still torching people. Levels to it, you know, I say he gets the winner of Izzy.

Is he then what do you do with Strickland? Sees ranked number one?

It's a good question. It's a good question.

I want to see the Strickland. Is he rematch?

Honestly, I wouldn't be upset him. I wouldn't be.

Main event for pay per view. Right.

And you can't hit Strickland like that. He's not there stuff. He's standing up like this. He's moving. He gets hit less than anybody. He's so hard.

Surprised. I'm surprised. That's not who is he wants who struck Strickland.

Because Strickland beat him. Yeah, but him and Dreck is duplicity. We're talking Dracus has the title.

Yeah.

So Izzy gets the title. Then he calls out Strickland. Strickland and him. Rematch.

You know what the UFC is going to do? I would be willing to bet they do. Whitaker, Strickland and winner. That's guaranteed total shot. That's what they mean. Because you think about it, Whitaker's healthy. He didn't. He don't think yet touch. Strickland's healthy. We're sitting there and what that is, he fight is when.

See, it's hard to difference between how good they are. When you watch that, that asmr off, you watch his fights. Then you watch scar of Alice care of. And it's hard on. It's hard to say the difference sometimes.

So, yeah, that's close. That's real close. That's only a month or so away.

Wow.

Two months.

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. So two months away. That fight happens again.

Strickland way Whitaker.

I know, but you gotta go to Australia.

They're both from there. Well, no, it's one's New Zealand ones on. Same here now.

Well, they definitely.

Neither one's from Australia.

Yeah, same.

Hey.

Same area over there is. It's not America. Might as well be same area. Yeah, whatever. Australia from over there, it's all Laura. He's got to think about his future.

Shop just has a globe in this house where it says America.

Alice Garrow fights two elite guys and gets starched by both of them.

So now lets you know where you're at. Back to the drawing board.

Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe that's life in a big way.

Yeah, but that's how fucking Whitaker.

Sometimes you gotta fight those guys to realize where you're at.

I guess this shows you DC. Should have been a 185. Er. Gotta remember, Robert Whitaker started his career once.

70. Yes.

It was just killing himself.

Wonder boy knocked him out.

No joke.

And what a career.

Such a good guy.

Seven first round finishes. What's the record? Isn't that the record?

Not even close.

Seven first round.

I don't think. Oh, you're saying first round finishes. I don't know what that is.

13.

That's. That's pretty high, though. Seven's a lot. Especially middleweight.

Yeah, it's probably up there.

Robert's a tough fight for straight.

He's a tough fight for everybody. That's a great fight, but Strickland's a.

Tough fight for everybody. Everybody at that level, where those boys are at those top four. Good fucking luck.

Yeah, it's a deep, deep division right now. Very top.

It's great. Nothing better.

It's ten.

Who has ten?

Jim Fisher. Jim Miller.

Oh, Jim Miller. Yeah. Fuck it. What's that? Frank Mears got eleven. Frank Mears got eleven first round finishes.

That makes sense.

Heavyweight. Yeah. Amazing. Oh, look at that dude. Damn. Totally unique style.

Look at that ability to see openings just faster. What is it?

He's elite, man. He's a world champion.

He's been in a little jet. World champ.

It says the record is ten for Jim Miller, but then it says the second most is 23. What doesn't make any sense, 23 1st round for first round finishes in the UFC is held by Jimmy Miller with ten first round finishes. Here are some other interesting.

Oh, that's why I say most facts.

About first round finishes.

What a great feeling.

Who has 23?

Andre Alofsky has the second most. First round finishes with 23.

I never would have called that.

And Donald Cerrone has the third most first round finishes with 23. Okay, so this is.

I think it's your Android.

This is the a. This is the AI.

Shit, that doesn't make any sense.

That's chat. GPT.

Yeah. Let me ask, who has the first round finish record for the UFC? Five UFC fighters. First round?

Oh, Charles Olivera.

Oh, yeah, that would be there.

No, no, that's the record for finishes.

Five fighters with the most first round finishes. That's the article I clicked on and it says Frank Muir's got eleven, but.

I don't mean eleven. Be the record.

Frank Miller.

Frank Mirror, right here, it says, UFC fight night 71. Frank Meir sets the record for first round finishes then. So Donald Cerrone is number five with eight. What else we got? Amanda Nunez. She's got nine. Damn, that makes sense. They're talking about her and her coming back to fight. Kayla.

Kayla. Fucking fight.

Like that. Yeah.

Great.

She looked real good. She's. She's big.

Getting down to that 135.

Lobsky has nine first round finishes, so he's number three.

One terrible split decision.

Number two, Jim Miller, ten. And number one, Frank Muir. Eleven all time.

Makes sense. Heavyweight.

Yeah. Also, Frank Muir, in his day, was a fucking murderer savage. Oh, my God. He broke two different world champions. Arms.

Yeah.

Yeah. Snapped Ogara into Tim Sylvia. No, Garrett. Horrible snapping bones. Yeah, both. Both of them. When I called it I went like.

He'S always got seven weapons on him. At all?

No, Garrett was like, fucking, it was like Talladega nights was like, you'll go ahead and break it.

Why does he only have seven? What do you say? What he says, he always says seven weapons on.

For real, though.

Oh.

I mean, yeah. That.

You are talking about the wrong guy to fuck with. Oh, my God. Yeah.

And if it's not a knife, you prefer the knife. Yeah, with him, it's a nightmare.

Yeah, correct.

You know what's always interesting to me is when guys are, you know, when talking about, you know, Armageddon. Like, you know, the day's coming, but they don't run. The cardio is not very good.

He's got bad knees. Actually.

That's why I run. I run all the time. The ship pops off, you'll be able to run.

Well, somebody said that. Yeah. And somebody said, thinks about that.

Yeah. I was hanging out with this, this truck guy, and he has like a whole bunker for, you know, the Armageddon get in. Doomsday.

Yeah.

And he's big gut on it.

How you gonna get away?

What are you gonna do, bro?

He's like, he's like.

And then we get in the mountains. I'm like, how have you ever jogged up there, pal?

Can you even walk?

Yeah, my cat. You try carrying 80 pounds.

Get into those mountains.

Not, but I'm gonna get to the mountains. I'm gonna take your gear and run out up. I'll meet you up there.

How much are you running?

3 miles a day. You see when you start doing this? About four months ago, I started with 3 miles. I went to two that I did a mile as fast I can.

What made you want to start running?

He's always run.

Just getting shapes aren't fucked up from.

All those years of fighting.

No.

Five k, two bears.

Five k. I don't know. They invited me to. I forgot cd, straight up forgot.

I had no, I didn't know.

I saw a picture of jelly roll doing it.

I used to run 3 miles from breakfast. I bet. I was struggling so hard. No training.

Why didn't you train a little bit?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just. I don't know. What? Yeah.

If you want to get mentally tough, running and do it like people do all this shit, just go outside and run, man. It's fucking tough, dude. Like that second mile, the third, you're like, fuck.

Oh, running is hard.

Runs tough, man. It's the easiest. It's cheap.

Yeah.

Oh, it's does get you in shape.

But there is a. There's a minimum shape you got to be in for that to be the thing you're doing to stay in shape, you know?

No, you just do a little bit of running, but if you're just.

But if you're, like, morbidly obese and shit, you gonna fuck your hips.

Just kind of shuffle. You just shuffle a little bit.

You know what the worst shuffle starting?

Start walking and then turn that into a jog.

The most painful thing is that airdyne bike. That. That, to me, is like, oh, it puts me. I hate it so much. I hate it now.

Do Jacobs.

I'll do a minute. That's hell to.

Fuck your day.

Yeah.

Both of those things are, though, are hard.

Even if you don't have access. Like, you go, go, sprint dog. Like, it will fuck you up, man. You do. You do sprints with ten second rest, dude. It will get you in shape fast.

It's so hard to do.

You better be so hard, pop shit if you're not.

That's what's really crazy. Chill sign. It's at best about fire is like, it is impossible to fight at full pace for five rounds. You can't do it. No one can do it. You can't fight at full pace.

Chao goes. I don't do anything for 25 minutes.

If you're going to, like, go at a fight like this against elite fighters, like, you gotta pick your target.

You gotta know strategic.

Yuri and Alex Pajeda, you know, he's a different dude, man. He's a different here. Yeah, he's a different dude. This is.

This is why I have Alex high up on my pound for pound list, because part of the pound for pound is you got to fight anyone, anywhere. You that bad motherfucker. And Alex is that dude. How many times is he going to do it?

Well, he was trying to get a shot at Aspinall.

I know.

Trying to find.

He was down.

Aspinall talked about it. He said he sat next to him at a press conference and he could tell. He looked at him like he could knew. He. He's like. He's looking at me like he knew he could beat me.

Alex is a different dude.

He's a different dude.

Like my pound for pound, you got to be that dude where the UFC calls your name. You do it. And now cowboys, that guy they call you do it. But he wasn't doing it at four titles, right? Not like Alex is a fucking world champions. Like, yeah, whatever.

Yeah, what? You could call him tomorrow and ask him to fight for the heavyweight title.

That's why I have him so high on my pound for pound. That's ridiculous. Look at his level, strength of fucking schedule.

And Michael Page that to me, me, that to me is the one that I look at, I go, whoa, that.

Should be co main event.

Joe Piper is going to come out guns blazing because he burned himself out in that last fight. You know, he's going to come out against Mark Andre Berrio with just a little bit more understanding of pacing. You know, he got through that fight where Joe Piper is one of the most fucking terrifying guys on the feet. He's so scary so fast. He hits so fucking hard. He beat Francis Ngannou's punch count. He's a fucking 1185 guy.

So powerful.

Crazy power, just preposterous power on the feet. Just, he burnt himself out. Well, you know, Jack Romanson is seasoned. He's a real, real veteran. Real veteran. And knew what to do. Good enough on the feet to kind of drag him into the third, fourth, and fifth rounds, wear him out, and then at the end of the fight, you know, he was just the fresher fighter.

But a fight like that, where he's at in his career, perfect. Yeah, he learned because you don't want to learn that when you're fighting the top five cats. Learn it now, we'll forget about it. Who gives a fuck?

But Joe Piper has everything to be a world champion.

Everything I do, everything. He's that motherfucker.

He is. He is. And you know, those, those fights like that where you get kind of humbled. Those are good for a guy like.

Him for your career.

Didn't get ko, didn't get beat up. Just lost the lesson and lost the fight at a fight where he's dominating in the beginning with terrifying shots, but you can't take everybody out with big power. Sometimes you got to set things up. You got to pick your shots.

Veterans, they've been there before. They don't panic.

Exactly. And you got to keep that power into the third, fourth, and fifth round. So if you've emptied the gas tank in the first two rounds trying to take a guy out and he's still.

There, fuck, that was the best thing to happen to him.

Yeah, very good thing.

He probably didn't think that at the time, but he will.

Yeah.

When he's champion, like, oh my God, I agree.

I'm pumped for that. I'm pumped to see, I'm pumped to see where he goes. I mean, that division is fucking deep, man. How about Piper versus fucking. I mean, that would be a crazy fight. Bo nickel versus Piper.

Take it. Money.

Oh, my goodness. Take my money.

To me, the best thing. The best thing in the UFC is not when the guy gets there and he made the money in the fame, the best is the.

Come up.

Oh, like, you watch. Coming up much bow and you watch him go through it and you see evolve. It's the best thing because you don't know.

You see. How many guys have we seen that are so elite? We're like, I don't know. He might not make it because it's.

So hard to do. Like, what, Connors, come up, Mike. It was such a special time in the hype was there. He's calling it. You're like, what the fuck?

I know.

It was the bet. I get goosebumps is the best fucking time in sports.

Yeah.

There's nothing like it.

I think right now is the best time. I really do. I don't think there's ever been better fighters. I think I've never been more excited about weight classes, and they're been more excited about matchups. You know, there's so many good fight.

Yeah.

You know, Leon Edwards versus Balaam Muhammad is not getting the respect that it deserves. For whatever fucking stupid reason, people don't like Balaam Mohammed. I don't get it at all. I think he's awesome. He's a great guy.

He's a cool, great guy.

He's a really great guy. And people don't want to see him fight. It's just weird.

Thank God the UFC didn't bend the knee to the fans, you know, complaining.

Those fans are ridiculous.

I got a prediction on this. Because he disagrees with me. I think because he's palestinian, you're going to see the entire arab world come out for this fight.

Well, they definitely will. I don't think that's controversial at all.

No, no, let me, let me. He said it's gonna be the most watched fight ever. Most download paper you bought ever. Because the Palestinians. That's what you first say.

I definitely. Most stolen.

Most stolen, for sure, with young kid, most pirated. But as far as that being. And you and I have a good amount of money on this, you said it's gonna be the most watched pay per view.

Yo, you know, another fight. Big.

It'll be.

It won't be the most watched. It won't be as big as Connor, but look at this. Bob Patty Pinbull. It's gonna be crazy. That's a real test for Patty. Bobby Green is a bad motherfucker, dude. I think he's hard.

He's gonna mop the flow of Patty.

He might fuck him up. I mean, his stand up is elite. And he's weird. Like, hands down, real awkward jabs come at you from nowhere.

Does this stuff goes now. He didn't hit me.

Yeah, talks shit to you, though, man. Patti's a bad motherfucker.

Have you had him in here?

Good grappling?

No, he's one of those guys when you get around me. Oh, I get it. He just has that it factor, bro. He just has the it. And that's why he gets all the sponsors and he's, you know, he's probably more famous than he is skill level right now, but he'll get there. But when you're around, like, oh, yeah.

Scroll backwards again, back where you were. This is another one. Arnold Allen. And that's a fucking great fight.

Almost Galza. We don't get knocked out.

Motherfucker.

Bomber greens a bad man. That's a real test for Patty, especially look at the Jared Gordon fight. Jared. But that was a good fight for him to get through. Like, realize, okay, I got to tighten things up. He tightened things up in his last fight, and now he's got bobby Green.

See, I like. See, I like the Bo nickel. I'm so glad that happened. I like that. I like. Especially if I'm investing a guy, I'm like, thank God that happens, right, Cody.

Brunette. Get a little difficult. Thank God. Yeah.

Japanese UFC champ, or even ranked champ, no rank.

Yes.

Tatsu or tyra is elite. There's. There's a few guys that are coming up that are really good.

I'm shocked that, because, you know, Prague came from over there. I'm shocked that they have some guys.

In rise in one championship. They have some studs, bro.

China's got some fucking killers coming up.

Yeah.

Artificially.

Yan Xiao non versus fucking Zhang Weili was one of the best fights, but he got. Everybody forgot about.

Yeah.

I hate yuri pro haska and Alex Behey to fall out, and everybody forgot Holloway thing.

Yeah.

Was it Yuri and Alex on that card, or was it Jamal?

It was.

It was 300.

It was Jamal.

Jamal. That's Jamal.

And then, remember before. Prior to that was Max and Justin Gaethje and then the girl.

Right.

So you just. That we're doing a fight companion in Calabasas. I didn't see them. I don't know what happened.

Max's fight was so great.

Give a fuck. No, I was running around all crazy and I was go, main event, you know?

Yeah, I know, right? But meanwhile was an insane fight. Yon Shawn on got choked to sleep at the end of the second round.

She was out.

Yeah, I think it was the first she had choked unconscious. And then they. The bell rang and she's like out called and it's like where I go wild, they gotta my corner.

That should be. Be a win. But for the, for the males right now, I agree with you. It's the best time ever. For the females, it's not.

That's true.

Female fighting, suffering right now. They need that star.

Yeah, they need that because Amanda left.

At the top of the food chain.

Yeah.

Joe, who is this guy? Turkey, I'll shake. He is who he's. He's financing the whole thing.

It's a good question. I mean, we turn up the volumes.

Always see him all the time.

He's got that cheddar, he looks like he's in disguise. Like that's not how he really drift.

That dude is heavy. Putting together some wild ass fights, I'll tell you that. I'm so glad those guys are doing that, that they have the kind of money to throw wild fights around. Boys, they're gonna have some wild cars.

That's who drives Bugatti's, you know, like Americans. Get them out there.

Yeah.

You don't give a fuck how much of the tires.

Everyone that's ever been built for me.

To dress like that. It looks so comfortable.

You do it when you go over there?

Yeah, just, just cross over there with.

Me for a fight.

I will.

And Walter. Like that.

That's how, that's how you deal with that.

Make sure all the weave pins are out.

Are you naked under this?

You see in Mecca? This where they're all in Mecca.

Bunch of people died.

1700 people died of heat exhaustion. Yeah, cuz it's 125 degrees.

But in the middle of praying, that's. Wow. That would make you not believe.

Yeah.

Did I live?

We all showed up to pray and make you believe.

Because God's like, I'm taking you.

Yep. I lived there for three years. We used to. You could fry just like that, Brian. No, but my father used to always wear a phobe like that.

Well, that's why they come to LA in the summer, because it's cool, correct?

You call it a phone, call it.

Yeah, Saudi clears out for the wealthy. They leave in the.

Yeah, they call it saudi summers and they come to Los Angeles, drive around with diplomatic plates. They drive around like Ferraris and Lamborghinis. With diplomatic play.

You gotta get out of the way.

Right.

Because they don't get charged.

They don't get charged for shit. Yeah. They were driving in Beverly Hills and fucking getting wrecks.

And hey, how hot is Saturday Arabia in the summer? What are we talking about?

25 degrees?

Yeah, it's hard.

It's like a hundred. The records one.

And I live in woodland or something.

125. This in Mecca this past week, 1700 people died because their temperature climbed.

Tuesday it said it reached 117. But either way, 117, 125. It's the same fucking.

That's valley, dude.

It sucks.

Yeah.

And there are older people. Yeah.

You can pass 100 degrees. It don't matter.

Yeah, that's true.

If it's humid, 100 to 110 is the difference.

We, Austin had last summer. We had, they had a record like 40 day, 40 straight days.

You know what? I shot archery outside every day for 2 hours in that heat. I bring a 64 ounce hydro flask filled with electrolytes and water and I could shot outside.

I was in the house with the AC pumping with my face in the refrigerator.

I came inside and it was like I jumped in the pool. My jeep jeans were completely wet. My t shirt was completely wet.

I like it when it's hot. I like to work out when it's hot.

I've gone to Sauna every fucking day. No, I've been to Abu Dhabi though. Yeah, to Dubai. Okay. Texas experiences hottest summer record. 20, 23, 80 days with 100 degree heat. 40 days, a temperature of 105 or higher and received less than 1.5 inches of rain.

So it's. It's humid here, though. And Saudi's really dry.

Right?

It's humid.

So.

So you can deal with the dry heat.

Yeah.

Better than the humid stuff.

You lose water in that.

Because I went to Arizona recently in the mid. In the middle of that summer, I went to Arizona and it was like 103 degrees. And I was like this different. This doesn't feel hot at all.

Like Houston. The Honda.

Yes.

Right by the Houston.

Houston gets muggy.

Seems if you go to Saudi, by the way, and you just are respectful and, and say hi to people and they will treat you. If you go there with the Arabs and you show that you like being there, you're just respectful of the culture, they'll take care of you beyond what you can imagine. It'll be over the top.

Really?

Yeah. It's part of their culture. Like, if you're their guest, you're protected.

Tell you what, Dana White loves it over there.

Oh, yeah?

He loves Abu Dhabi. He says the royal family are the nicest fucking people. Says they're like, super cool. They're actually very progressive, aggressive. He said, really? Yeah.

They're also a blast because they don't drink, really.

So by the way, listen to the podcast.

What's that?

Royal family listens to podcasts. Shout out to the royal family.

Shout out to them.

They're awesome.

Just wild.

You'd be amazed on the treadmill.

Listen to joey Diaz.

I'm gonna give me one of those. Would you call it again? A throw a thobe. I'm gonna give me a way.

You have to go there, and if you show interest in the culture and the history on the telling, you, man, you'll have the best time of your life. They'll treat you like gold.

What if you already yarmulke on? Not good. Right?

Well, hold on. Having said that, people always forget that in the muslim world, the place that the Jews found refuge was in the muslim world, the Christians killed the Jews, typically. Traditionally.

What about lebanon?

Well, lebanon was a phoenician port, so Lebanon was christian and muslim that the civil war broke out because they were that way. But it was. Lebanon was always like. They were phoenicians. They were like. They were the port where everybody came. It used to be the Paris of the Middle east. You would. You would ski in, you could go to Faria and ski, then go down to Coral beach in the same day because the weather was unbelievable that way. So Lebanon was the Paris, the Middle east. Still the best nightlife. I guarantee if you go there, it's the best nightlife on the planet. Lebanese are the best.

What do you do there?

Anything.

You smoke the hookah, anything you want.

And I'll put this on the record. I would say the most beautiful women on the planet are probably centered right there.

Do they hawk to spit on that thing? Yeah, bro.

No, yeah, they go to that distance.

But you go. You go to Saudi and you see those women, like, when you're not, and obviously they're gonna be covered in public, you go hang out and see.

Take your ass. Columbia, Brazil, bro.

Boys, let's bring this bitch home. Another fun podcast. Another great fight companion, Brian Simpson. Thank you very much.

Thank you, brother.

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What happens at a Michael Venom page?

Oh, no, that's. That's weeks.

Also, when you say the main event, I thought you meant no.

Michael Venom page.

Michael Venom page. Ian Gary, fight next Saturday.

That's next.

I'm going to fight week.

Are you. That's right. Yeah.

I just order my thobe.