Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy, happy day.

Thursday, beacon day. Thursday, bee day.

Beacon day. Bruno day. Bussing day.

Botticelli day.

Botticelli.

Yeah. Isn't that like a famous artist or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like a composer. Like so us.

That's so us. Botticelli, he's an artist. As are we.

And today is just like, kind of a long awaited day. As you guys know, Jackie and I have sold at the Beacon theater not once, not twice, not three times, but four nights, not in a row, but today and tomorrow, Jackie and I are selling out our first, like, kind of ever asterisk live podcast. We are so excited. We have so many fun games from segments, fun, you know, topics of conversation, things in which to discuss at the Beacon theater this evening. So if you're going to be there, we can't wait to see you. And if you're not going to be there, perhaps Girly swirly's night out will be coming to a city near you sometime soon.

Perhaps, though, there's no plans for it, so zero. Maybe make a plan, pack a snack, and come to New York. Maybe make haste, make haste in coming.

To New York, I did see a couple of seats popped open, actually on the floor. Pretty good seats on Ticketmaster. So if you're in New York, in the area, and you want to come by, it's going to be such a great. That's why I like, I kind of look a little ugly today because we are going to be getting into full hair and makeup later today. So I wasn't blowing out my hair. I took an everything shower, got a spray tan. So if I'm looking, like, a little.

Unique, that's why I didn't do my eyeshadow this morning. I only did creams. That's like, I couldn't really show up without makeup, but I used only creams, no bronzer powder. So it's a little light, fair, but I probably look the exact same to you guys.

Yeah. Thankfully, this cameras, like, not that high def. You probably are like, you guys look the same ugly as ever. Like, thanks.

Thanks, guys.

So I kind of have been thinking of nothing but Gsno girlies, whirlies night out. I'm really looking forward to, like, the first one sort of being out of the way. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous.

Of course, it'd be crazy not to be.

Yeah. But I can't really explain the difference in preparing for a show with you versus a stand up show by myself. The day I actually did play the Beacon theater by myself. The day of was probably one of the worst days of my life. I couldn't get comfortable. I had a stomach ache. The levels of anxiety are so different. Like, I'm actually really excited for tonight.

Yeah. It's gonna be really fun. And I think it's also this dichotomy, to borrow your favorite word, the dichotomy of it all between wanting to be prepared and knowing that we're improv swirlies.

Yeah.

And we have a great outline, but then we have to let the chips fall where they may. Tertullu. We might do little. So much prefast five banter. We might not even get to our precious segments.

Yeah. We definitely are off the cuff, girlies. And you just. That's the thing about GSno. Like, you never know what's gonna happen.

And with us, the more off the cuff, the better.

Yeah. So if you are coming to the show tonight, just be prepared for a whirlwind of events.

Expect the unexpected.

Yeah. I think here's what you can expect. Two absolutely gorgeous girls sickening the house down. Boots in our dresses. Like we have the lukes. Solidified.

Yeah.

Two, another thing you can expect. Laughs, laughs, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Perhaps a little singing. Like, I feel as though it's definitely in the cards.

Perhaps a little dancing.

Perhaps a little dancing. Although my shoes are not super comfortable.

So you want to stay sedentary.

I might take them off once we get on stage. Like, once the photos are out of the way, things of that nature.

Fine by me. Approved.

So I'm excited. It kind of feels weird, like doing a show like, this. Regular show.

Yeah, it's kind of, like, irrelevant.

No. Yeah. I. So many important things to do after.

This, sitting here doing this. But today's episode is really exciting. Cause it's Thursday, which is always a banner moment for the community. Huge. Bruno is here. He hasn't been to the New York studio in forever, but he's a little depressed in New York. He's sad in New York because this leg of our summer trip is not for him.

Yeah. Before we get to the Hamptons, in the Hamptons, he'll be free to roam with his cousins.

Like, it's Bruno's world in New York. Like, I didn't have that much plan for him. That's why I took him to the studio today, just because I felt sorry for him.

Yeah. He's kind of just been, like, living at the apartment.

Yeah. Just, like, greeting everyone as they come in. Saying, when will it be my turn to leave?

And, like, watching everyone leave, going to, like, fun and exciting things, like the vegan theater. And he's just sort of, like, staying back at the apartment again. Yeah.

And every time he goes out, it's like, just to pee and come back in. I know there's no real adventure for him.

When I came over to your apartment yesterday, like, I did think, like, oh, he was scared. Bruno, I forgot you're here.

Stop. Don't say.

But he's being such a good boy.

I'm gonna bring him by you. I don't even know when, but that's part of my plan. Because you have a fun area for dogs.

Yes, I do have a little dog.

That would be fun for him if.

He could make it work. That would be. If Bruno can, you know, get out of the apartment, that would be great. Bruno's kind of giving Jacob Tremblay. I'm glad Bruno could make it to work. I'm glad you and I can make it to work, because, honestly, like, we do have bigger and better things to do than work. However, like, we're not gonna let it get to our heads.

We're big stars.

Yeah. We're not gonna let it get to the studio.

It's looking a little small.

We are, like, kind of like the thing everyone in New York is talking about, you know?

It's so true.

Trying to get tickets. Everyone's texting the friend that they know who works in marketing. Like, everybody wants tickets. We are kind of at the helm of this cultural moment in the greatest city in the world, you know?

Yeah. So I experienced a lot of this greatest city yesterday.

What'd you do?

Well, we were traversing. It was a traversal day, and then I went and recorded redheads. We recorded in a third party studio.

Fancy.

All together. We were so fancy, you couldn't stop.

Are you glad you, like, sprung for the big studio?

No, it didn't work out logistically. I was so late, and Margo had a hard stop, so we didn't have.

Redheads are in disarray.

We didn't have as much time as I would have liked, because redhead episodes are really long. We only do one a month. In hindsight, I should have just done it here. Like, we got too big for our.

Britches, because that was, like, my idea.

It was your idea, and it was a good one.

And I just.

When you said uptown, I realize now you just meant not Canal street.

The studio that you went to is not the one that I had suggested.

Just wanted to oh, how did I end up there?

I don't know, but it looked gorgeous.

It was gorgeous. And we all were so happy to be together. It was a great episode, a great book, great conversation. Honestly, shout out to Penguin Random House because their book club guide, each question, like, whatever we answered, it flowed into the next question. That's the best. Cause sometimes we're, like talking about something and the next question is like, and back over here.

I just feel like your tardiness shouldn't be a reflection about me encouraging you.

To book that studio where I was coming from. Well, no, you didn't know. Sorry, I only that studio because you suggested. I was like, oh, yeah, that does sound like a good idea. Narrator. It was not the right idea. Not your fault.

No, but I think once you see the footage, you'll feel like you were glad you did it.

Well, once I'm editing the footage, I won't because I have to do so much editing because people were in and out is all I'll say.

The Reddit are just constantly in flux.

That's what happens when you have four hosts on a pod. Everybody has full lives.

Yeah, like families, things in which to.

Worry about, work events. That's where snitch was going. It's a lot, but per usual, the Reddit's got her done. What did you expect?

Nothing. Nothing less, nothing less. We did, we had a fabulous day. It was 9000 degrees. We actually, like, went to the park on the sun yesterday when I got.

Home from the park in the sun.

No, it was on the sun. Like, seriously, we were on the sun. We were on the sun. When I got home, I was so worried about my spray tan. I was sweating so much.

I saw some of my shirts.

Seriously, like a low in morale. Like, I was, when I got home, I fell asleep. Like I had, seriously, like that I was sweating like an animal.

And so imagine them going and sitting in traffic, being late for the people that you love who are waiting for you in a gorgeous studio.

I just really feel like you're trying to put that on me and it's not me.

Oh, my God. No, I'm trying to get paint a picture for you. May I paint, like Botticelli or. No, I thought it was b day.

You may paint, but like, your pictures making me sad, like that was the.

Point because you tried to make me Sadeena and I'm, I'm into bed doing, I'm one upping you.

I climb into bed and your painting starts making me sad.

I'm one upping you. Things were harder for me.

You can't outdo the doer. You can't out one up the one upper.

You are the one upper.

Yep. No, I know. So how does very Lou Angela sepsis coded of me? No, it's definitely annoying. Like, it's definitely annoying. Yeah, the guy was hot. Let's just leave it.

And things got worse for me. What about me?

But I was hot, you know?

And Bruno was lonely.

Yeah, but what else is new? He's so glad you could make it.

His bro. Meow.

He's welcome to come over at any time.

It's only he can get.

Romeo doesn't get into much. You know. Romeo is a very big inside dog. Like when we take him out to go to the bathroom, he's racing back inside. That's what I love about him most. Yeah, he's so different than Theo. Like, Theo couldn't spend enough time outside. Oh, Bruno's looking so cute.

Bruno is a sweet angel.

He is.

Should we bring him to the beacon?

You know, I was actually thinking like, what if we just brought Romeo to the beacon?

I don't know about. I mean, you're welcome to bring Romeo, but I feel like Bruno is the better choice.

Wow. Just because she really is one upping me today.

Just because he's older.

He's older, I'm older.

And like he's been waiting a lifetime for this. Like Romeo's just born. He gets to perform at the beacon.

Yes, actually, like.

Or by the way, we could bring both of them.

Yeah, of course. I wasn't the one suggesting it was one or the other.

I just thought like one was crazy. Two is crazier.

No, it's seriously psychotic.

We're not bringing and it's like, it's giving, like Cesar Milan, welcome to our dog show.

You know, I met Cesar Milan once.

I'm like, could you imagine them running through the audience? It would be amazing.

No, but we have 3000 dog sitters. Unless there's like one crazy person coming who would like kidnapped.

We're like allergic. These dogs are highly allergic.

If you're allergic to cavaliers, like, don't come to the girlies for ellies night out because you never know what furry friend is gonna pop out on stage.

Okay, maybe if like tonight sucks.

Yeah.

Tomorrow we'll.

If we need like an embellishment, we'll bring the dogs out. Just whore them out, put them to work.

Who let the dogs out?

So we do have like a kind of a busy day, some would say performing to a sold out audience at the Beacon theater.

Busy day.

Some people would say that constitutes a busy day. You know, getting in full glam, being stars, socialites, things of that nature.

Going through our outline mall. Also doing improv.

Right, right. That sort of delicate balancing act.

The dichotomy.

The dichotomy of it all, bro.

For both things.

Well, having said that, I do feel like, this sort of nuisance of an episode. Like, we need to get on with it, you know? I like how, like, there's millions of people who listen to this show and 3000 people coming tonight. And, like, the way all of a.

Sudden, you guys are irrelevant.

It's the 3000. Like, today, I'm living for the 3000.

We live three.

Like, we're living in the year 3000.

Yeah. Yeah.

Not much has changed, but it's girlies, swirlies, night out.

And your great great great granddaughter daughter is a toaster.

Oh, is a toaster.

I'm glad to see that. You've got the music in you. You've got the music in you. You're gonna need it tonight.

Oh, my God. I'm being yelled at. Holy. You just had, like, your mom voice on. You're gonna need it tonight. Go to your room. Like, okay. Scary. I didn't. Literally didn't do anything wrong. Like, I don't know why I'm, like, in the principal's office.

What? You did something right.

What did I do? Okay.

You sang. You had a song in your heart.

Okay, Abby Lee. Like, you're being at stage mom. Like, sing. Get off stage.

I feel like, though we'll see, like, let the chips fall where they may how things shake out tonight. But I do feel like you would be more of the stage mom. You will be more of the stage mom. Right.

I just feel like you came into the show today, like, really aggressive. Like, I don't really understand what's going on. I haven't done anything yet.

Just when you think about the show, I feel like you're.

Well. But I think what you're trying to say is I have a lot of theater experience.

Exactly. And you're gonna be, like, stage left. Hit your mark.

So I don't think that will translate into stage motherness. But I do hear what you're saying and I do think my wealth of knowledge and experience might. Yes. Put me in a bit of a more, you know, controlling position.

Right. I'm a bit more laissez faire.

Yeah. Yeah. And I did want to talk about that on stage tonight. So let's say that.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, I just had some thoughts, you know?

Oh, goodness gracious.

Yeah. I just want to make sure, like, everyone in the audience knows this is my second time performing at the weekend.

Is it the roast of Jackie O? No, no, I'm not. I don't want to roast anyone, and I don't want to be roasted.

People who like roasted. I mean, Brian, for his 40th birthday, like, wanted. He did a whole roast. Seriously, I'd sooner die.

Yeah. And I also don't want to roast someone else.

No, that part wasn't so bad, because.

I would feel like, did I go too far? That's the worst feeling. Like, you hurt someone's feelings.

Yeah. If a person is putting themselves in the position to, like, host a roast about themselves, they're probably incapable of having their feelings hurt. No, no, no.

I think they're capable. They'll. They're not allowed to have their feelings hurt, so they'll never tell you. But if your relationship changes after, like, just know you went too far.

I want to talk about something. Is that my clip?

Yes. I brought it all the way from the sunshine state.

Can I use it? I wanted to put my hair up, and that's, like, my special clip. I left it at your house. I've been looking for it.

I do enjoy this one. I'll give it to you, but I'm letting you know it's a good one.

So give it to me. You mean you'll give it back to me?

No, I'll give it to you.

Yeah. It's an extra large clock clip because I have such thick.

You know, it's a nice clock clip where you really don't realize you're wearing a claw clip, whereas all the other ones, like, you feel the pulling.

Yeah, of course. No, this doesn't tug on your hair at all.

Actually feels like a ponytail.

Yeah. No, I paid, like, a lot of money. Not a lot of money, but, like, a lot for a claw clip. And it was this company that made, like, small, medium, large, extra large claw clips. I was like, I think I might need an extra large. And this is that.

You know, you're not supposed to drive with a claw clip.

I did know that.

Because if you get into an accident, like, in the clip, like, digs into your.

It, like, pierces your skull. Yeah, yeah, thank God. I don't really drive much, so I'm safe.

You drive a lot.

Well, I'm sorry. Can you not be in a cardinal or just driving?

I think driving is worse because I.

Don'T physically drive much, and even, like, I'm usually in, like, a taxi or an Uber. And if I am in my car, Ben is driving me. So.

Okay. I feel like whenever I'm in your car, you're driving. Obviously, we're mukbanging.

Yeah. Yeah.

Trips to the cape.

Imagine how I feel.

We should take a trip to the Cape 1000. Itching to go to that part of the country. What's that part called? Like, northeast. Martha's Vineyard. Nantucket, New England. New England. And then our favorite place, Newport. Yeah, we've already been there.

Yes. We do need to do the. We've been to Nantucket. We didn't like it. Although I do think if we went back and we did it better, we.

Would like more outdoorsy. And we appreciate nature. There we were inside cats.

Like, yeah, no, and also, like, our.

Lodging wasn't right in a hotel for ants.

Yeah, no. All the things needed to be changed. So I would return to Nantucket. I would go to Cape Cod. Yes. I would love to spend a weekend in Maine.

Same.

Like those, I don't know what parts. Like, of Maine that. Like, those summery parts where everybody eats lobster and goes to the beach, you know?

Yeah.

Like, kind of bunk point.

Let us know in the comments. But what's so crazy is, like, we could do that.

Well, that's life. Like, all these things I want to do. And, like, yes, I'm at a place in my life. I'm a dink. You know, I have disposable income. I don't have children yet. Like, I can do it. And the fact that I don't is like a tragedy.

Yeah. But also, like, if we want to do something together, we can do anything because we can podcast from anywhere.

We're kind of inextricably linked for life.

It's so true. We're inextricably linked for life. Like, we could go to Maine next week for a year and work wouldn't have to change.

Nothing would change.

Nothing would have to change as long as we're together.

Yeah. It's always better when we're together.

Hey. It's always better when we're together.

I'm looking so Maine today. Do you know what I mean? You are like, I have a cottage in Maine.

I'm looking so, like, I packed a ton for this trip, but forgot about the three episodes of the toast I.

Had to do when you walked in that you looked very put together and nice.

Well, thank you so much. This is my stained sweatshirt from the airplane.

Oh, wow. Bottom of the barrel.

Yep. I packed enough shorts. Don't worry about me.

Oh, thank God.

And my go to loafers. These are like a sneaker for me.

Yeah, just Hermes loafers. Like a sneaker.

Margot got me these for my birthday, and let me just say how she slayed the house down flats.

Oh, speaking of, like, are you feeling good? Like, what place you're at with my birthday gift?

I'm feeling so good. Like, and excited. Like, I. I have too many options.

Okay, so options, meaning she hasn't purchased yet.

No, I haven't.

That's okay.

I haven't. You know, just want to make sure I see everything.

Yeah, of course, of course.

Before I make a purchase. That's good enough for my turt.

100%.

Really? Turt?

Really? Turt.

But while I have you here, anything speaking, any direction that you want to push me towards.

Yes. Yes. So I have personally been in the market for, like, a new summer tote Baghdad. And I got one and returned it, as you know. And I haven't really found one that speaks to me yet from a price point. Like, I know which one I would like, but I need to be, you know, physically.

Which one would you like? Just for, like, my.

I need to be fiscally conservative, socially responsive, socially liberal. Right. So. You know what I mean? Like, that's kind of my mindset. Oh. When shopping for bags, you know, fiscally conservative, socially liberal. That's funny.

Like, it's funny. Also, speaking of fiscally conservative, socially liberal, what's so crazy is the debate. I know it's tonight.

Honestly, like, it's kind of the tv event of the century. And the fact that 3000 people have decided to spend the evening with us.

They didn't even decide because we announced GSNO before the debate. Before the debate.

And, like, honestly, I do feel like a little bit of fomo. You know how much I love to be a part of something that, like, everyone on the planet is gonna be talking. Like, not us thinking, like, we're the biggest thing in New York. Everyone's talking about us. No one's talking about us. Like, because there is this sort of historic debate, and, like, it is killing me that I'm not gonna be able to be, like, live watching and, like, reading the funny tweets, you know? So that's something we have to live with as, like, working women. And we will get through this. Cause we are survivors. But, yes, I was giggling. Cause it also reminded me of the debate. Fiscally conservative, socially liberal. So, yeah, like, a big summery tote.

What's the dream bag?

But see, it's not even the dream because, like, I really like it. But I wouldn't. I didn't buy it because of the price, and I wouldn't want you to buy it because of the price. But it's the mew mew one. You know, the one that I got.

Yeah.

It's like the same exact color and stuff, but it's the hobo shape strap. Like, just one strap, but it's not worth the money. Like, it's a bad investment. And I really, like, I'm telling you, don't get it.

I'm not going to. But you liked the fact that it was one strap.

I was into that, you know, one strap. It's so, like, different for me, you know, strap. But also, I'm kind of desperate, and all my sisters listening, and anybody who wants to purchase me a gift, I am in need of shoes. Like, different sort of summery shoes. I would love, you know, a nice sandal, maybe with a heel or without a heel.

You know, I got you nice sandals.

Two years ago, and they're some of my most prized possessions.

Not the proud ones. That's what I'm lv.

Ones that I've seriously worn to the bone. They're. They're brown now when they were white. And I still. By the way, I wore them the other day. Perfect, perfect gift. A little flat. You know, a little. A little low to the ground. Like, a little painful.

Okay.

But not complaining about that beautiful, generous gift. Yeah. So, yeah, shoes and a bag is always, always welcome.

Always a good idea.

What else do I need?

Let me see if I had anything written down. Also, a great use of lists, you guys, is when you think of a gift for someone just to write it down, because it's probably not coming up. And then I just have this list of random things that I think my family would like. My list for you is from last year, and I crushed it.

You did. You're a very good gift giver, so I'm not worried in the slightest. And you know what? We have this big summer trip coming up, and I'm like, I'm wanting to buy all these things for my trip, but I know my birthday is a couple of days into the trip, and so I'm just kind of gonna go let everybody buy me the things that I need this summer.

Okay.

You know, and if anybody asks you. Cause I know our sisters do not listen to the show. If anybody asks you, just be like, I know she's looking for fabulous things to wear on our fabulous trip this summer.

Beautiful.

Like, don't be buying me a puffer, you know? Right think for this season, we always do.

Cause also, that's, like, what's in store. And maybe something you could wear to Maine for our big trip.

For the year. For our year long trip to Maine.

Yeah, year long trip to Maine, where we'll be opening a sandwich shop. By the way, has Ben said anything more about the sandwich shop also? I heard that on good guys. Like, he talks to Josh about opening a sandwich up with him.

Oh, okay. So thank you for bringing this up. So, Ben and I recorded a Patreon episode together in these two chairs right here. It's available in video and audio format if you just want to catch up with Ben. And we caught up on so much. You know, my entry to golf. I finally got Ben's take on the whole Craig 20 thing. Like, he hadn't really been a part of that saga. Then we talked at length about Stranberry's, the potential sandwich store, and the people in the comments were calling him out, because, again, I didn't know that either. Someone was like, did Jackie know that? Like, you're a cheater, and, like, you're. You talk about this big sandwich shop.

You're just opening sandwich shops with everybody.

Good guy subs. They, like, have a whole concept for it. And bed was like, you know, thank you for calling me out. He did say, like, if he had his druthers and both of you guys, like, wanted to open up, he would go with you more, so. Cause, like, the power of the toast, he's kind of using you for your influence, and he likes your idea. He just doesn't think it's scalable, and he actually doesn't think, like, Josh would really ever do it. You know? Like, josh is busy. Like, he's an Oppenheimer. He's not gonna be opening up a sandwich shop.

Right. I feel like maybe Josh and I should get on the horn.

Plot twist.

Because I feel like Ben's kind of, like, milking both of us.

He's jerking you both around.

And it's like, we each have our ideas. Like, if we just came together. Cut out the middleman.

I love that he's kind of slowing down the process.

I was actually reading Josh's book last night because it's, like, one that I hadn't finished, and then I'm in my reading habit because I just finished redheads, and so, yeah, I think, what if I just called Josh up?

Isn't it, like, a really good book?

Yeah. Seriously. Seriously enjoying it. It's such a great palate cleanser.

Yep.

Like, just the perfect thing. To read last night. So thanks, Josh. No, thanks, Ben.

NTB, I think.

Now, without further ado, considering the busy day that was aforementioned.

Yeah. Considering we're, like, the second hottest thing happening in the country tonight, where is.

The debate happening tonight?

Not a clue. I'm gonna say DC.

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This first story, I think the name, one of the names on everybody's lips this week as she's doing promo for her documentary that turt saw, Celine Dion makes a rare public appearance with her twin sons at Howser concert.

Oh, I didn't know. So, by the way, her, she has three boys, but the oldest one was at the premiere and he was on stage with her, just like giving her tissues, like supportive king energy. And then in the documentary, I guess the two younger ones are the ones that actually live with her. So they're in the documentary a lot and they're so cute. And then I saw a picture of them and I was like, oh, this documentary was filmed because, like, they're like hardcore teenagers, like hairy upper lips. And now they're much old, like older looking. They're boys. But it was so interesting to see, like, how Celine Dion, like, spends her money on her kids. They're obviously really into giving gaming. And she goes in, like, their gaming room for 1 second and all I could focus on Jackie. It was the craziest looking. You know those gaming chairs that, like.

Are gonna working at a call center? Yeah.

Okay, so she had these ones, they were like suspended in air. I don't even know how. And, like, the screen was up above, and they were like, seriously, like. Like astronauts. It was a craziest thing. And it's, like, honestly, so cute. Like, I guess if she had daughters, we would have thought, like, they would have had, like, a big glam room. And, like, this is how teenage boys these days. Like, if you have all the money in the world, like, that's what you want. It seriously looked like a spaceship. It was the craziest looking thing I've ever seen.

Well, they all went to Hauser's concert at the Las Vegas encore theater.

What is Hauser?

I thought the same thing.

Are you saying hosier?

No, he's a croatian cellist.

Of course they did. Okay.

Of course they did. And they met the artist himself. Very exciting. They all took a photo together, and it was one of the rare moments where she stepped out with her son. So maybe since the documentary, they're emerging as.

It's also just so interesting how she much, like, we are, you know, big names in New York. She is, like, the most famous person in Las Vegas, because she does live in Vegas.

Yeah. Which is close to Canada.

Yes. Thank you.

I think that's why she lives there.

For sure. For sure. So it's just kind of cool, you know? And so many people.

Vegas night out.

It's funny how many people perform in Vegas, and, like, this is what she leaves her house for. Like, not Adele. Like, even though I do think I. She went to an Adele show.

I didn't. Not that I.

Or she went to a Lady Gaga one, like, a really long time ago. I can't remember.

Interesting.

Speaking of Lady Gaga, when I was at the gym, I'm in this era where, like, I can't listen to music on the treadmill anymore. I need to watch something. Like, it's not stimulating enough for me. And I started watching chromatica ball.

Okay.

Because I thought it was a perfect blend of watching and listening and, like, dead ass. This is gonna be such a hot take. Like, I had to turn it off. It was so. It was, like, horrible.

What was happening?

Well, first of all, like, it was just, like, so much hoopla, and I'm like, can you play the song, ma'am? And then once the song started playing, like, she just was, like, hidden in this, like, butterfly cocoon. So I literally, like, skipped, like, ten minutes, and she was just still, like, doing so much, and. And the editing was, like, crowd face. Like, I'm like, can we just focus on Lady Gaga? I don't need to see anything else but Lady Gaga.

You just, like, know what you needed.

What?

Toast radio.

Yes, exactly.

You should listen to our toasty radio workout edition. You probably forgot every song you chose and everything we said.

Thousand percent. I love that. Love.

Are you ready for our next story?

No, we didn't really even talk about the actual story about it.

All the stories today are, like, light celebrity fair. They're in no particular order. So it's not like that was, like, the breaking news story of the day.

Right, right.

Because story one, she was just probably, like, one. Our most favorite person to talk about. There's a couple.

Well, you know, like, on what happens live, Andy Cohen says, like, you know, there's two guests, there's two chairs, and each chair is of equal value. And he, like, to his grave. To his grave, he will say, like, it doesn't matter what chair you're seated in, if you're next to me, that doesn't make you more important than the other.

Even though he has to say that.

Everyone knows the first chair is more important. Do you feel that way about the stories? Are they completely.

No. So it's typically not about the person in the story. It's just like, the size of the news. You know, someone going. Getting a facial is, like, less important news than, like, someone getting a DUI. So even though Justin Timberlake's not my fave, like, DUI news is bigger than.

So it's more about the context than the actual subject.

Yes. So, because all five stories today are not too heavy hitting, I thought it would be fun to start with Celine.

Okay.

You know?

Yeah.

But there are a lot of faves in here, actually. So I'm gonna say it's a roll of the dice.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story? I am, because Emma Roberts is talking about Nepo babies, and she has a hot, fresh take on it.

And you know what? First of all, I loved it. Cause she is a Nepo queen. She's a Nepo queen. She's a Nepo niece, which, like, isn't super common unless you have a great.

Auntie who really will stick her neck out for you.

Yeah. Go out on a limb.

I just feel like, I know Nepo babies is so real and so many people, like, duh. But I feel like there are some people, like, who actually couldn't help you. You know what I mean? Like, everybody, like, they're only. They have to help them. Not Julia Roberts. But, like, just because your uncle is an actor, like, he's still looking for roles, too. He could barely get himself.

Okay. I completely agree. You know who I think that about? Because they call him an EPO baby. The guy from tell me lies. You know how his mom in the show is his mom in real life and, like. Yep. Oh, she's just like the Devon. I don't even know her name. She's a working actress. She has a recognizable face. She's Pat from Smart House.

Yeah.

She is not someone who can wheel and deal, get my son. Like, it's nice to have someone to talk to, but it's not this all powerful sort of connect.

Right. And I feel like in a situation like that, the privilege is that you grew up in this world. You know how it works. Not everything is just, like, so foreign to you. You already have a house. You live in LA. You don't have to go auditions traversing the country. So, yes, you have a leg up in that sense. But it's not the classic Nepo baby. And I feel like most Nepo babies are not. Are fall into that category where it's like, this is convenient. Yes.

Yeah. But the thing is, we just, we make generalizations when we talk about Nepo babies, and there are certainly tears to it.

Well, Emma Roberts is throwing another wrench in the mix of misogyny. She says women Nepo babies get way more criticism than men. How come no one's talking about George Clooney? She said, by the way, it's so true. First of all, didn't even know he's a Nepo.

Didn't even know. How is he a Nepo?

His. His mother or his aunt? His aunt Rosemary Clooney, was an icon. Oh, so she had this in her back pocket because her aunt is the famous.

Oh, you're right. So she went for an equal.

So she went for an equal. So right about that.

No, she is. Because when we talk about Nepo babies, who are we always talking about? Gwyneth Paltrow, Hailey Bieber, Maya Hawk. Like, for me, I always think about Ben Platt, but I'm like, I was.

Going to say that I'm the only person he did it to himself.

He did do it, because he would.

Have fallen into that first category of, like, parents in the biz. Super helpful.

I actually don't agree. His dad, like, well, we don't know his. He's not famous, like, front facing. He's more well connected because he's, like a big producer, a big filmmaker behind the scenes. Like, I actually think those people have more power. That's. You know who I. You know who I think falls into the latter category. People are always talking about Beanie felt scene and Jonah Hill, their dad, is like, a big timey business manager.

Okay.

I don't really feel like because you handle, like, the taxes of a bunch of actors, like, that means that your kids are mad.

You get to, like, have this key that unlocks any part that they want.

Yeah.

Do you think she's Inepo sister? Like, Jonah Hill being her brother?

Maybe more that. Maybe more than their dad. Yeah.

Okay. Cuz I'm also looking at the COVID.

Of the Nepo baby thing.

The Nappo baby thing. There are. There's technically more women, but it's 123456 women and three men.

Who's on it? Like, who's the face of nepotism these days?

These days, it just depends what people are saying. Like, Dakota Johnson. And I feel like that's.

Okay. Dakota Johnson is the absolute perfect example of nepotism because you don't become the face of a billion dollar franchise without ever having acted in your life. Like, Dakota Johnson woke up one day, was like, I want to be an actress. And got the lead in, like, one of those, you know, blockbuster friends. That doesn't happen.

Yeah, she's really.

That's. Yeah.

But then I think then there's also the question of, okay, yes, nepotism got you here, but you're undeniable, and we're not mad about it. Like Zoe Kravitz.

Yes, yes. I thought you were saying with Dakota Johnson. I don't think Dakota Johnson is undeniably talented.

That's what I say.

Like, I. Ben Platt. He's undeniably talented.

Yes, agreed.

Like, he would have gotten there with or without the connections.

Maya Hawk. And I'm gonna put them in the same category. Lily Rose Depp. Like, would we know them?

Lily Rose Depp is not undeniably talented. I'm sorry? Maya Hawk is very talented. I'll say that. Undeniably. No, I don't think so.

Maude Apatow.

She's not a once in a lifetime, you know, talent, but very talented.

Zoe Deschanel. Is that her on the COVID That's.

Dakota Johnson, my love.

Oh, okay, cool. And then who's this guy? Is that the guy from tell me lies?

No. Who the hell is that?

Maybe I should pull up, like, a high depth cover.

I loved that New York. What magazine was it?

New York magazine. Yeah.

I loved that cover that they did and how it, like, sent everybody into a tizzy. And I think the p. Oh, who's this guy? Okay, I have the perfect.

And who's that guy?

I seriously have no idea who I am.

Okay. And I just wanna say that proves Emma Roberts points that we know who all the women are, and we don't even know who the men. Nepo babies are.

Facts for life. Wait, also. Shit. Wait, what was I gonna say? Go back 2 seconds.

The COVID you loved it.

It sent everyone into a tizzy. Shit. I had another one who was, like, not undeniably talented of a Nepo. Yeah, but then you were also saying there are certain offspring of celebrities who did everything they could to abuse their. Their privilege and couldn't hack it. I think an amazing example of that is Chet Hanks, you know?

Yeah, but I feel like Chet is doing what Chet wants to be doing, like, he's an influencer.

I have another one, but it's mean, and I'm not gonna say it.

I had one when we had this conversation. Yeah, you have one. I'll text it to you. Because it's mean. I mean, anyone we're gonna say this about is mean.

It's mean. Yeah.

Like, if we're. If. Like, if we're being honest. Text me yours.

Yeah. I wonder if we have the same one.

Like, this person's parent has power.

Okay, let's see. Oh, by the way, you did say, okay, wait, mine's better. You did say that to me. Like, okay, go. Right. Mine's better. Right?

Yours is good, too. I think they're pretty equal. Yeah, I'm cracking up. Anyways, here's what she had to say, by the way. So she did a podcast. Love that. She said, I always joke, why is no one calling out George Clooney for being a Nepo baby? His aunt, Rosemary Clooney, was an icon. I feel like young girls get it harder with the Nepo baby thing. Like, I don't really see people calling out sons of famous actors. And that's also a great question about, like, Kiefer Sutherland.

Yes.

Donald son.

Yes.

You didn't even know he was a Napo baby.

Exactly.

But I also think younger, up and coming actors and actresses get it more because, like, we're obsessed and because by now, like, Kiefer Sutherland, he's doing so many things. Like, you can't say it was nepotism. Like, he's Kiefer. Yeah, but with them, they don't have that Rolodex yet.

Yeah.

And portfolio. So they're easier targets.

There really are so many people. Like, when we boil it down, like, I was just thinking of, like, who else I could, you know, bring into it literally everyone. Yeah.

Unless you were, like, discovered at the mall in your small hometown.

Like, I feel like Jennifer Lawrence is not an EPO. She was really discovered. Yeah.

Brad Pitt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, if your parent works in, like, lighting, that does give you that similar leg up of, like, I know the industry.

Yeah. But it doesn't give access. No. So, like, the director of lighting, like, doesn't.

Director.

It's not.

I'm just saying.

No, I know, I know.

But then also, someone who is in that spot who got her first role in, like, a big franchise is Kristen Stewart. We don't really talk about her because I think, like, she was kind of undeniably talented.

Is she a Nepo baby? Yeah.

I think her parents work in the industry.

Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.

And I feel like the more that people talk about this conversation, like, the more fatigued everyone gets by, like, realizing.

Everyone and every everyone.

And also, it's like, Kristen Stewart is.

An undeniable talent and is technically a nepot.

It just, like, never ends.

Yeah. I think we've also gotten a little loose with our definition of nepotism.

Yeah.

Her constitutes a Nepo baby.

Her dad is a director. He's known for fear factor.

Oh, that's pretty big.

That's pretty major.

Yeah.

And her mom is a script supervisor and filmmaker. The phantom mortal Kombat.

That'll do it.

That'll do it. Yeah. So just because they're, like, behind the scenes, I think that those people sometimes have more connections.

I agree. It's. It's always the people whose parents, like, our big names, like, that we've never heard of. But, like, if you work in directing, you obviously know them. That gives you more power than your aunt or dad being a movie star.

Yeah, certainly not the aunt. I feel like Emma Roberts. She's an undeniable talent.

I'm at a place now where, like, there are certain people, like, I'll never forget who. Oh, I have another failed. I'll tell you later.

I'm gonna send it.

Okay.

That's the funniest combo.

It's so mean.

Take your phone and then back to the story at hand.

Do you sound off in the comments?

Oh, I thought that, too.

Sound off in the comments. Like, who I would look, see what other people think who is, like, someone who, you know, is in a position of immense privilege with, like, who their parents are and, like, tried to hack it in the industry and, like, never really made it big.

But do you think that this conversation is gendered?

Which one the one we're currently having.

What Emma Roberts said.

Yeah.

Like, the women get it more than the men.

Yes.

Yeah.

Kaya Gerber. Like, when I think of who we automatically. I mean, who everyone's always the Kardashians. Like, because their dad was, like, a big lawyer, new OJ Simpson or whatever. Like, the people we automatically, like, think of are all women.

Yeah.

It's really like Gwyneth Paltrow and Hailey Bieber.

Yeah. Okay, well, are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

Someone who is not an EPO baby.

Okay.

Selima Gomez.

No, she is not an EPO baby. Selima is not. Selena might be, though. No kidding.

She says that she'll appear in the first episode of the Wizards of Waverly Place reboot.

That's nice.

So Selena is opening up. She did a new interview with Martin short, and she gave an update on Wizards of Waverly place reboot. She beamed as she discussed the project with her co star as he guest hosted Jimmy Kimmel live on Wednesday. She said, I'm so excited. It's a show that means a lot to me. I'll be in the first episode. I'm executive producing it, and it brings me to tears. That is the beginning of where I started, and to honor it in this way has truly been a blast. I can't wait for people to see it.

Like, Disney girlies who have went on above and beyond the call of duty and then returning back to when Zendaya came back to Disney very briefly, even though she was, like, this enormous movie star. I love that. I really do. And it really only happens at Disney because all the. But so far the showrunners there, like, haven't been exposed as, you know, being freaks. I, like, missed the boat.

You weren't an Alex Russo swirly.

No. And, like, it was at the very wizards of Waverly places. Like, heyday was at the end of my time with Disney. Like, I put in the work with Hannah Montana. I put in the work with that. So, Raven. I put in the work with, like, a couple of shows, and I think people who are, like, a couple of years younger than me, like, this is their Hannah Montana for me. Like, I watched it when it was on the season finale, which apparently, like, made everyone cry. Like, I've never seen it. Like, I don't give a fuck. So, like, this means nothing to me, you know?

Okay, but what does it make you think of Selena and her?

I like it. I like it. It's so clear, and it has been for a while. Like, she appears to be done with music. Like, acting is her passion, and I love that, you know, she was a part of this show only murders. That is so popular. I have personally given up on only murders, which is so crazy. I watched the first two seasons, and I. It was my favorite show. I think it's, like, the best show of all time. And I started to keep up with the new season, and I just kind of fell off. Like, it's getting a little repetitive, which sucks because it's, like, it's. It's magic. But I feel like it's really good for her. Like, I think she likes working with, like, two really well adjusted, like, non diva people who are, like, bigger stars than her. I think it's actually good for her well being. Martin Short and Steve Martin. I think they, like, keep her grounded, and they think they really like her, too. And I like that she's, you know, going back to Disney. It shows, you know, well, all's well. It shows a sense of humility. I like it.

Yeah, I like it, too. And it's good for the fans to know that it's, like, endorsed by Selena and not just, like, some off Broadway production.

I do also like the cheesy executive producer of it. Like, just because it shows being rebooted doesn't mean that, like, every star needs to come back. So I guess her making an appearance is great, but I don't think she needs to be, you know, the star of a show in Disney.

Yeah. Bring back Hannah Montana, though. Like, I would seriously, obviously watch that.

Yeah. I don't know if I would. Like sometimes.

It depends what's for. That's the thing with this. It's, like, is this for the next generation? In which case, they need all new fans anyway. You know, it doesn't matter. Selena's in it. They didn't know her.

Sometimes it's done right. Like, I actually think that the way Fuller house was done was done perfectly. Like, all the cast members, I think we're in the first episode, but then only DJ and Stephanie and Kimmy Schmidt, the neighbor, they were, like, main characters, and their kids are the main characters. So, like, it was very much, like a little bit of the old and a little bit of the new, and I think that was really well done. I think people really liked it.

Do you think it was out with the old and in with the new?

I did, actually. Goodbye, clouds of gray.

Hello, skies of blue I got a video in my algorithm yesterday of Vanessa Hudgens music video for Sneaker night.

Put your sneakers on.

I just want to say, I was watching with algorithm sound, but I could hear it, and it was just like, the caption was, like, not Vanessa Hutchins dropping this banger and then leaving the music industry wanting more.

No, she had two songs. What was the other one?

Someone wrote it in the comments. Hold on, but I'll pull up her. Actually, now it's going to be all, like, high school, high school musical.

But no, she had two original songs. Put your sneakers on. And the music video for that one was really good, but the actual song for the other song was much better. What was it called?

Come back to me, baby, come back to me.

In my heart I still believe we were meant to be. Stay together for whatever it takes.

Literally, two albums, technically.

So when you're, like, a Disney girl, you have, like, contractual obligations that you are still in your contract. And that's why Sabrina Carpenter only recently finished her obligations to Disney. And so all of the music she had released up until, like, two years ago was Disney contracted music. So she was quite limited. And I think, you know, that's some.

Of my favorite music, is Disney contracted music.

And they keep on twiddling them. Thumb skillidy dandrum. And she was, like, out here performing at the Radio Disney awards, like, so I do believe, you know, Vanessa, as a part of her big HSM contract, like, she was obligated to do x amount of music with Disney. Disney makes amazing music, and it's for everyone.

It is. However, sneaker night, so good.

Put your sneakers at home.

By the way.

I literally know what I've seen it. Like, it finally made its way to reels. It started on tick tock.

It's so funny. Such a crazy song. And, like. And then why didn't she pursue music more?

Because it, like, wasn't. It was just something she had to do. It was a contractual.

What I saw in the music video was someone who wanted this.

It was undeniable talent, and it was.

Someone who wanted this.

She put her whole sneaker into that.

Sneaker.

No, like that.

If you're not trying to get ahead.

I actually saw an interesting clip on social media this morning, totally switching gears from that couple with the podcast that we were talking about earlier. Well, he was going on and on about how, you know, it's recently started to make him sad. Like, sort of this realization that he'll never kiss anyone else. Have you seen that clip?

No.

And he was like, to his wife, like, do you feel that way? And she was like, no. Like, he was like, I guess they've only kissed each other, which is sweet.

In their lives, I think. Okay.

And, like, the fact that he just won't know what it's like to, like, kiss anybody else. Like, it's just something like a realization he's been having.

That is so weird.

I also tried out for the voice and didn't make it.

No, I didn't know that. Did you see he's like trying to lose body fat until he's eating. You said, I think the video.

No, I didn't.

Of his, like, what he eats in a day. Cuz he, like, I didn't send you that.

It must have been the other friend you gossip with about Internet things you did.

I don't think it was.

I don't send you videos anymore. Like, you've made it too hard.

No, you said it to me on reels.

Oh, I literally. I sent you a tick tock today and, like, right before hitting send, I canceled. Like, I just couldn't do it.

Thank you.

It was so annoying.

Like, hurtful. It's like.

And I actually think it was the one about him trying out for the voice and not getting.

Not getting his music career is more interesting, like, to you.

Yeah. It's because you wonder why it's fucking crazy for you.

It's like the road less traveled.

Yeah.

Like if you put your music above all else right now and maybe really like, you shouldn't.

Oh, no, maybe I should. And I like that I would have a successful music career, but, like, the.

Way that I can sleep at night is thinking of, like, them colluding together, brainstorming, like, how can we piss the Internet off, love each other so much.

What makes me sleep at night isn't crawling into bed, snuggling up, opening their phone, going to their chase mobile app, and just giggling, giggling, giggling. Like, as the comments roll in, so does the revenue, you know?

And he's just like, what crazy things should I say tomorrow?

Yeah. But at the same time, like, he's the one getting up in the middle of the night and doing the feeding, right.

And he's like, bringing her lactation cookies.

To foster press me. Yeah. He's weighing her beef stew. Literally.

He's making her beef stew.

Yeah. That's in our mind, how it goes down in their household.

Yeah. And I like that version of events. Me too.

It's beautiful.

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Our next story, little wedding bells are ringing this weekend.

I can hear the bells.

Well, don't you? You hear him chime? Just keep going.

Can't you feel my heart sweet keeping perfect time and all because he touched me. He looked at me and smiled. Yes, my heart burn. Just lay him under bed.

Well, speaking of hearing the bells, I.

Need to watch hairspray again. It's been too long.

Do you know who's getting married this weekend? Going to the chapel and there you probably have seen the run up. They're being super free. Christian McCurfrey and Olivia Coppo obtained their marriage license yesterday ahead of their Rhode island wedding. I didn't realize they were getting married in Rhode island, though. I had a thought that they might because they two days ago, boarded a private jet that was, like, totally tricked out for mister and misses.

They're not trying to hide it, by the way.

They're not, and I love that. And then yesterday, they posted photos of their little courthouse license ceremony. She was dressed to the nine. Okay, we're talking about this.

Look, I am so glad we're talking about this. First of all, wedding of the fucking century. Wedding of the fucking century.

And I'm so, like, happy that it's here because don't you feel like sometimes couples are engaged forever?

And this definitely felt long, I'm not gonna lie.

They had their engagement party a year.

Ago, and they've done, like, a lot of wedding things. Like, she went on her bachelorette party. I was, like, fixated to. I thought she was getting married a while ago because like a month ago, she made this TikTok that was like, come with me to get my lash lift for my wedding. Which is, like, not a big deal, but I get lash lifts, and I feel like nobody else does. And she was like, my lash lift ended up taking 3 hours because she went to this really fancy place, and, like, the next time I'm in LA, I'm gonna go to where she went because she has these crazy eyelashes, like, thick, coarse, but just not really curly. And it took the woman 3 hours to get every strand up on the, like, the sticky before she could put on the chemicals or whatever. So I was like, oh, she must be getting married really soon, because lash lifts only last, like, six to eight weeks if you're lucky. So I've known that the wedding is coming for a while. When I saw the plane and her white birkin. Did you see her white Birkin? She obviously got it just for the wedding.

It was the sickest thing I did.

Did you see her tote?

Her tote? No.

I'm not gonna show you because you're gonna want it, but I already looked up the price, and it's like, it's out of budget for I have to look it up.

Where did she wear it?

She wore it on the plane, like, walking out to the plane.

She also had the birkin on the plane.

So she had two bags. Like, you're allowed to. Personal items.

Yeah.

I think I took a screenshot of it. I'll show it to you because it was in her stories, and you're just gonna vomit her.

Oh, I see. Yeah. No, that's, like. That's really cute.

Yes. Yeah.

That's not a brand I, like love, so I'm happy to not have it noted.

Yeah. Here. Here's my screenshot. It's sick.

Do you see her Birkin?

Yes.

White with gold. She's so sick.

And then her courthouse look, which I didn't even realize I was waiting for a courthouse look for her.

Me neither. And it's so not what you would expect. It's giving. You know, when Carrie got married in that no name and the bride wore a dress by nobody in the movie, and then she ends up getting the Carolina Herrera, but then she, you know, gets off to the altar. So when she does end up getting married, she just wears this no name suit that she found in a vintage store that's, like, this white silk, like, old school suit. I loved what Olivia Colbert wore.

But where are the pictures? They're not here anymore. It was a collab post.

That's weird.

Yeah.

I also. I do love how Christian McCaffrey's down to clown. You know, like, he understands who he's marrying. He's understanding. A girly who needs to do it for the gram. It's her job. He is like this, you know, she.

Removes herself from the collab. I don't know why.

It's trouble in paradise. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just love how he's so down to, you know, because he's like a serious person. He has $500 million contract. He doesn't need to be doing, like, the Instagram stuff. And he's so supportive of his wife's work. And I think he understands, like, the whole universe of Instagram and, like, him collab posting. Like, I'm obsessed.

Yeah. And then she removed herself and he.

Still kept it up on his profile.

Yeah.

I love, like, I love this man. They can never make me not love him.

Yeah. So now I'm really, like, itching to see her bridal look because I feel like a wedding dress is just the embodiment of one's personal style. You know, for any event, you can take a chance. But this is like the one thing some people do two dresses, but the one that you walk down the aisle and it's like, this is my personal style to a tee. And her style is so great all the time. I just wonder how, what the one dress is going to be.

And it's also very exciting to think about who's going to be at this wedding because obviously it's going to be like an affair for the 49 ers. And she is close with those girlies. So I think the use checks will be there. I think the kiddles will be there. But then Olivia herself is like a gal about town and she's friends with a bunch of cool peeps. I'm very much looking forward to the guest list.

Me as well.

Who are like the girly. Who is she like friends with? Like, that we know famous, like Model squad.

Yeah. Her mother, like Devin Windsor.

Yeah. Do you think she'll be there? Yes, I do, too.

So very exciting weekend wedding. It's a beautiful weekend to get married if you're getting married this weekend. It is.

And it's kind of giving sort of the vibes we were referencing at the beginning of the show. She's getting married in New England. You know she is. There's something to think about.

Everything's coming up New England.

Yeah, pretty much.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

Which is a little bit of trending news. The new trend for men.

What now?

Who are raw dogging it on flights. Have you seen this okay.

Raw dogging. When you said men, raw dogging. Like, I thought, okay, sorry, continue.

You haven't seen this. I've seen this so many times that I'm like, okay, in shorts. No, so it. Raw dogging has become the buzziest travel trend of the summer. Seething, stealth plane passengers forgoing the modern comforts of flying to either stare at the influence flight map or nothing at all during lengthy trips. No music, no streaming, no snacking, no sleep. They just sit in their chairs and they stare at the flight map or at nothing if their plane doesn't have a tv.

I saw this on social media. Raw dogging a flight, like, not bringing any stimulants, accouterments, anything to take your mind off of things and how it's kind of become, like, this point of pride. Like, yeah, I don't need anything. I can just stare at this boring ass flight map and, like, this flight will go by in a jiffy. It's become sort of like an olympic sport. Could never be me if I don't have, like, that most high speed Wi Fi and, like, four things on the tv at once. Like, I will be bored to tears. This is a flex. It is.

It is. I usually keep my map up. I don't use the in flight entertainment.

I can't keep the map up because the clock will never go down if the flight map is up.

No, I like having it there as a point of reference. But I do need music or my kindle, and then I can, like, no.

So snack.

Yeah. I didn't know that was part of it.

Criminal.

That's crazy.

And I think it's like, extra points if when the beverage cart comes around, like, you just get water, you know.

Like, extra points for who? Like, no, no. Like, it's so just lie.

It just makes you look. I think. I think it's more like about how you're perceived to your other travelers and.

It makes you look perceived like a psychopath.

I think people think it makes them look to others as, like, evolved as, you know, I don't need, like, these modern comforts. I can live with nothing, you know?

I guess. But, like, a book is not a modern comfort.

No, that's definitely not, like, a Kindle.

Sure.

The way I can't stress enough how this could never be me.

You should never should try it.

No, no, I can't. I find planes, even if it's, like, an hour long flight, I find them to be insufferable. For me, like, the journey is not worth the destination. I don't care where the fuck I'm going. I hate traveling, even if I'm in, like, the best seat. Unless seriously, someone's taking me on their private plane. Christian McCaffrey. Like, I can't, like, I find every minute to be exhausting.

Understood. Do they look out the window?

I think that's considered cheating.

I do think so, too. I feel like you also kind of have to be in a middle seat.

I mean, that's like, sort of like level ten, I think.

But I feel like they should do it. And then that makes more seats for other people who just, well, you're not.

Gonna be enjoying this part anyway.

Dick measuring.

It's a dick measuring contest about nothing. Like no one's paying attention, no one's watching. But it's become like a flex. Yes, it has. And then I want no part of that.

You did it. Unless you bury on social media. But it's like, if you're using social media, you're not that much of a raw dogger.

No. If you're using social media, it would appear as though you're enjoying modern comforts, you know, and luxuries of that nature.

They never said they weren't. They were. I don't know. I guess it's just like a fun challenge for men and just imagine, you.

Know, and it's crazy to think about, like, men used to go to war.

Yeah. They used to hunt for our food.

And now we're just, you know, I.

Wouldn'T eat unless a man killed watching.

Him raw dog fight grizzly bear.

And now we're congratulating this. Congrats. Grads.

Men used to go to war. You ever take a look at a man and be like, you would never, never survive?

No. Oh, yeah.

I said that to Ben. I was like, do you think, like, if. Cause I saw something on Twitter. There was, like, a bill passed, something about a draft.

Yeah.

And I was like, Ben, like, if there was. Even though Ben is officially aged out of the draft. But I was like, like, if you had to go to the war, and it's not that crazy to think because in Israel there is a draft. So every 18 year old, you know, barring some sort of medical or religious exemption, has to go to the army. And a lot of the kids we went to high school with after high school took a gap year and joined the israeli army for a year. So it's like, not that crazy. But I said to Ben, I was like, if there was a draft, like, and you had to go, like, there's some big war, like, what would you do? And you know what?

He said that his feet will include him.

He said he would do it, but he would be the, like, he would work in the kitchen. That would be his contribution. And I actually thought that was a good answer.

That is a good answer. They do need chefs.

Joining the army can mean a million things. As a doctor, medic. Yeah. Like, there doesn't mean you're, like, with a gun on a battlefield. So I thought that that was actually an amazing and quite a patriotic answer.

I feel like his stance would exempt him. There's something with his feet, like little Miss Sunshine energy.

How, like when that freak brother realized he couldn't join the odd. He wanted to be the air force because he realized he was colorblind in the back of that turn vehicle. Ben would show up for army draft day, and they would do, like, a full body exam, and they would take a look at his fucked up feet, and they would say, sir, go home. You're. You're free. You're free to go. And he'd be like, why? What? He doesn't realize Ben's feet, seriously, if you're watching on YouTube, are like this.

It's pigeon toed, right?

He is. No, no, no. I always thought it was pigeon toed.

It's the opposite.

Yeah. Pigeon toe is when your toes face each other. Ben's toes want nothing to do with.

Each other, like a duck.

And his heels, it's duck footed. Something like that. And Ben thinks there's nothing wrong with it. Ask me how many times I've been standing next to Ben and seriously went to go, like, to the bar or something and tripped over his. His foot is always in my fucking way. And sometimes I make Ben, when we're at home, I force him. I'm like, stand with your toes facing straight. I wish I'll take a picture next time. Because he looks so wrong. He can't. His knees, like, it's a full body strain to get his toes just facing.

Because here it says out. Toeing, or being duck footed is a condition marked by feet that point outward instead of straight ahead. It's most common in toddlers and young children, who typically outgrow it by age eight. Adults can also become duck footed as the result of a sedentary lifestyle. Poor posture.

Oh, my God.

Injury or other causes, you guys, it's.

The bane of my existence. And so when Ben goes to work out at the live method, they're like, kind of actively working on it, you know? Ben works out with a trainer without shoes on, and I think it's all in an effort to get him, like, rightede.

Good luck to him.

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's the funniest thing. It's. It is seriously my least favorite thing about Ben. But you are right. It would get him out of the army. Do you know how many times I've tripped over his foot? Like, his foot is always just in my. And he's a big foot, too. It's not like his little foot. We're standing next to each other. Let's say we're at like a wedding. We're sitting next to each other. My case. Should we go get a drink? He's. Again. I start to walk in. His foot is just always right in front of me. Like, it's just always doing its own thing.

Damn. Maybe that's why you're always falling. I love that. Because he's walking around with his big feet.

Literally. And why should he get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get crushed by his big feet?

Exactly.

You know, this was what started as kind of a nuisance, this episode. Just sort of this thing we had to get out of the way before we performed for a sold out crowd at the Beacon Theater has become a fond memory.

A delight.

A delight. And that's just what you can expect.

Here and what you can expect tonight.

Yeah. Not to make everyone else who's not coming feel like an irrelevant angle, but you are.

Just for the evening.

Yeah, we've all been there.

We've all.

We've all had nights. One night only.

One night only.

Come on, baby. Come on. So the next time you see us, we will be girls who are officially doing a residency. And I did just see a text message. Like, not that I need to say this. Be really seven tickets because we still had. We had 100 tickets for our friends and family. We released 50. So we were. Ended up with 50. We used, as of this morning, 43 of them. So seven. And they're good seats because they were for our friends and family. So seven tickets. Go try and get them if you can. So, yeah, the next time you see us, we'll just be girls who, you know, do live shows.

Live shows. It's gross. Really? Live shows? It's gross.

We're live. Well, with that, you can go, like, wrap it up. I gotta pee anyway. I feel like if I exert too much energy in the wrap up, I'll leak a little bit.

That's fine. Can I do it in my way?

Sure.

Like, as an.

On this plate, she did it her way.

Thank you so much for listening to the toast. We've got a busy day, so we're gonna go. Love ya. Bye.