Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. I am so excited to be in LA, first of all, and second of all, starting the week off with an amazing list of co-hosts. I will say, I think today's is the best, but I will say that every day. Today, I am joined by comedian, podcaster, Father, Sebastian Manescalca. Welcome.

I like that you're through father.

It's nice. I was going to say Daddy, but I thought it might be weird.

Thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me on a Sunday. I just got done golfing.

Oh, God, you golf?

I'm not Mr. Golfer, but I...

Do you have a- I have a husband who golfs in the dead of winter. We live in New York. He will golf in December. He seriously leaves me all the time to golf. I take it personally. I got married to have someone to hang out with all the time. I'm alone every weekend, and I seriously have a hate so deep in my heart for the sport. So it's good to know. Good to know.

Okay. There's a lot going on there. Yeah. I am not one of these golfers that abandons my family and has a simulator in the house. We live in an apartment, so that's not an option. No, I like golf, and I am in the process of joining a country club.

So I'm pledging. Are you good? No. That's the thing. My husband leaves me all the time, and maybe once a year, I'll actually see him golf. He sucks. So you're not even getting better. And we don't have kids yet. I know you're a father of two, and so obviously, your time is much more precious. We don't have kids yet. I say, I'm, go. I say, go. Because when the day comes, you'll never golf again. Never.

It's hard to reel that back in, though. I would start- You think? Yes. Listen, it's a great game. It's nice camaraderie with the guys, this, that, and the other.

It's a slippery slope.

You got to maybe once a week, you go out, you knock it around, especially with a family. I just don't have a lot of time to do it.

Yes, you're extremely successful.

It's not even that. You are. Well, thank you. But it's more of the sense that I got two small kids. I want to be around. I had T-ball today. We went to go and see them play T-ball or my son play T-ball. So I want to be there for these moments.

Tell me about T-ball. As a sport, I played it as a young man. I found it to be extremely difficult, actually. I know it's supposed to be easier than baseball, right?

It's boring.

Do you find it frustrating to watch?

I like it because I only like it when my son gets up, and then the rest of the time, I could care less. Yeah, he's only four, and he's getting into sports. I had a father that wasn't really there watching me play these sports in the beginning. So I'm like, I want to be that dad that's participating.

You bring snacks? What? Do you bring snacks?

Snacks. To the game? Not yet. However, where the snacks have changed over the years.

Well, you live in LA, too. Are they green and organic? No.

Junk food. Really? Today's snack was donuts.

No, but from an organic bakery.

After the game. No, no. No, no. This was not like green smoothies. I'm shocked. This was a donut with cereal on top of the donut.

Oh, yeah. Like a trendy donut. Yeah.

Growing up, we had orange slices and apples. Same.

What sports did you play? I played soccer. We always had orange.

I played soccer.

We always did orange slices. Capri Sun.

Capri Sun, orange slices, apples. Our turn isn't ready. We haven't done our turn yet. What do you think I should bring?

See, like I said, I don't have children, so I don't know what the kids are into, but I know that they... Well, four is like a... I don't know. Do they even eat solid food at four? I literally don't know much about children. Wow, are you lost? Yeah, they're eating solids at that age. They eat solids. Yeah. Okay. What vibe do you want to give off? What do you want the other parents and the other kids to think of you? Do they want you to think like you're a cool house, like somewhere they want to hang out, or do you not want kids in your house?

Well, I'll give you an example of what I did when my kids first started playing sports. I brought a beautiful meat and cheese tray with boxed wine.

For the parents. For the parents. Of course. That's glossy.

And they were stunned. Yeah. Stunned. Yeah. And I don't think they appreciated it, so I stopped doing it.

Yeah. I mean, that's definitely a choice. It's a choice. And I love that you use it as an opportunity to show off your heritage, which I know you're so proud of. So proud. Might I suggest pizza bagels? A little bit more kid friendly, but still very Italian.

That could be a lot of Jews are in the- In the league, I'm sure. Are in the league. So that could... Not a lot of Italians, though. But yeah, I think that not a lot of Italians out here In LA. In Los Angeles, especially at the school that my kids go to.

And is that something you're worried about?

You know what? This is the problem I have. I have one foot in the past of how I grew up, and I got one foot in the present, and I'm trying to balance that as a parent.

I actually feel like that's a really relatable thing, a lot of people wanting to bring the things that they had growing up into their kids' lives, but also wanting to do their own thing and be modern and progressive, things of that nature. I just flew in, by the way, and I watched on Frosting it on the plane because I've been wanting to watch it. I love Marjorie Post, and I loved seeing you in it. It was such a good movie. I loved it. Thank you. I wonder, first of all, everyone was in the movie. It's like, if you weren't in the movie, you're an absolutely irrelevant nobody. I'm wondering if when you got the call that you were going to be in it, you felt like, relieved. Because it's like, if you're not in that movie, what's the point? Pack it up and go home.

Right. Well, this is my experience of the movie. It has nothing to do with the actual movie. I got to the set. I only did a day, I think, on set, and they gave me a vintage suit because it's like a 1960s, whatever, period piece. I'm doing the scenes, and I start to smell B. O. Oh, no. Coming out of me. Now, I don't have B. O.

Oh, okay. That's just a fun fact about you.

It's just a fun fact. I don't wear deodorant, anything. What? No. That's really crazy. Don't have it, though.

No, I'm not doubting you. I'm just saying it's like, Are you okay? I feel like B-O is annoying, but it's obviously your body's working.

I sweat. I just don't emanate stench. Now, if you don't wear deodorant, do you smell?

Have you ever smelt? I'm not going to lie to you. I'm a human being. Sorry. If I don't wear deodor, then I will smell. Not the worst smelling ever, but really sweet. I think some people would describe it as- Sweet smell. Gorgeous. I think that's what someone would say if they smelled it.

Okay.

I'm not disgusting. I'm not disgusting.

Okay, that's fine. I'm just saying a lot. Some people don't emanate an odor when they perspire, and I'm one of those people. I didn't know that. Okay, well, you know. And I've never actually told anybody that. Exclusive. But exclusive here. Thank you. Tune in. That's worth at least three views. Thousand %. So I'm starting to smell, and I had to tell the rest of the cast. I said, Listen, if you start smelling B. O, it ain't me. It's the shoot. The shoot was smelling.

How do we know that for sure?

You don't know that, but I know that because I live with myself.

You don't think it was some late in life B. O. Development?

No, it hasn't occurred since then.

That's pretty amazing. I feel like you should be studied by science.

No, I don't know. Guys, do you guys smell? Does anybody else smell when they I don't need it.

You don't smell it if you're not...

Yeah, of course. You need it.

Yeah. Well, we all think we smell great, by the way, but reality is different.

This is not only... My wife says, Wow, you don't smell. I've never heard of that. Okay. Anyway, I don't smell.

Yeah, I'm Jewish. We have a lot of bodily functions. All of our bodily functions are always working at all times. We're never not going to poop. We're never not going to smell. It's a very Jewish thing. So maybe I'm limited in my ability to understand that because of my background. Okay.

Well, maybe you can't relate to not smelling. But anyway, the whole experience for me doing unfrosted was telling everybody, it ain't me, it's the suit.

The movie was amazing. I loved it. Oh, thank you. And you were great. Thank you. Do you watch your own specials?

I edit my own special, but I don't watch them when they come out. I know what they look like before they hit the screen. But yeah, I don't like to watch.

That's why I do it. Well, let me ask you a question as a man, what's your relationship with your body? Are you a self-conscious person? Do you like the way you look? Do you hate the way you look and you can't watch, you can't hear your own voice?

It's not so much the look. It's going back and looking at it, going, I wish I would have done this. I wish I would have done that. There's a lot of wishing. Very critical. Yeah, critical. Analyzing the performance rather than, I don't really care about what I look like or any of that. It's more about the performance.

That sounds like it must be nice. Yeah. You have had so many specials for so many years that are super popular. What's the one thing people, when they come up to you, they quote?

A lot of people like the doorbell bit, and they used to do this bit about going to the doorbell. Now, as opposed to when we were kids. Chipotle. A lot of people like the Chipotle bit. Aren't you embarrassed? Aren't you embarrassed? That's my favorite. Everybody likes the the titles of it, what's wrong with people. But yeah, I've been fortunate enough to have some of these bits that people like to repeat.

And they go viral.

Yeah, which I had no idea this was even happening early on. I was talking to Andrew Schultz recently about it, and he said, That's how I found you through the Internet. I didn't really know what was going on. I was so focused on doing stand-up comedy and doing these comedy clubs. I didn't really know what was going on on the Internet. But on the Internet, about 10 to 12 years ago, apparently, a lot of these videos were being shared, and I wasn't necessarily aware of.

And you were behind that. It wasn't a promotional thing.

No, it wasn't me. It was other people sharing it.

It was organic, yeah.

Which is amazing. Yeah, which was nice to know. In the world of in the Internet, oh, I want to go viral, and I hope I got to do this video. Sometimes the more you concentrate on going viral, the less it happens. And sometimes when you don't pay attention to it, it just happens out of the...

Well, that was one of my questions for you. To me, you're so old school, but you're obviously you have millions of followers on social media. What is your relationship with social media? And do you... Does Sebastian Manescalco have haters?

My relationship with social media, I don't know. I try and find out where do I fit in this ecosystem of the Internet. Me being 50 years old, the Internet social media tends to be more of a younger genre. The only thing I really focus on is doing my stand up and coming up with material. And if I put that on the Internet and people enjoy it, then fine. But as far as me sitting at home going, okay, what video?

You don't consider it like that I just don't...

I feel like sometimes when I do that, it feels a little forced. I don't want to do anything where I feel like I have to do it just to be relevant. And as far as haters, I'm sure they're out there. I don't really pay attention to a lot of commenting or whatnot. I'm not saying I don't look at the comments. When I do something, I look at comments more for, Oh, are people vibing this? Are they gravitating towards this? In the midst of that, you'll see, Fuck you. But you can't make everybody happy.

No, you can't. And one of my favorite things about you, and I think what we were talking about prior is I'm a Jew, you're Italian. There's so much convergence. A lot of your standup talks about that because your wife is Jewish. I would absolutely love to hear all of your thoughts on Jewish culture, specifically Jewish food, which as an extremely, extremely proud Jew, I'm woman enough to say, I think our food stinks. I hate our food. I think your food's amazing. I love your food. I would love to know what you think about my food.

Well, my brother-in-law is from Israel, and I think the Israeli- It's different. Jewish food is so far superior than the American Jewish food.

The really Eastern European food, like Stetel and a Tefka energy. I agree with you. Israeli food is delicious. It's Mediterranean. It's fresh. But American and also all the people who brought over their Eastern European, it's not for me. Like a philtrfish, what are your thoughts?

I haven't had it. I've seen it, and on site alone, I don't want it.

By the way, I've never had it either. Okay. Because it's disgusting looking. Who would see that and be like, Yeah, that should be eaten?

Yeah. I like a bagel. I like a lox or what have you. But I mean, that's another bit people love the Passover bit, especially the Jewish people give it like an outside take on Passover.

And we just celebrated Passover. Did you partake?

My wife is not really that Jewish that we're sitting down for Passover. I mean, we do Hanukah and what have you, but Passover, not necessarily. If we're with her mother, we'll do it. If I'm with my sister, we'll do it.

Passover is a deep cut. Oh, your sister is also Jewish?

Well, my sister is married to- She married. But she didn't convert.

God, that's so interesting. So you're truly surrounded.

Surrounded by Jewish people.

Have you ever felt compelled by the spirit of the Lord to convert?

No. I'm not super into religion, so I never really had the urge to go Jewish. To go full. But I love to participate in the holidays. Of course. My kids love, love, love Hanica. And we do the prayers and what have you. And what have you.

The prayers and what have you.

Yeah. But it's fun. I mean, whatever religion you are, we're not like a family that's like... I mean, my wife is Jewish, she went to Catholic school because it was a better school.

I love that. Was that your phone?

Is that what's on there? I have an Apple Watch. You have an Apple Watch. Sorry. No, leave it on. Let me hide that. Apparently, that ain't cool.

Tell me about your... By the way, Apple Watch- But could you be 50 and be wearing an Apple Watch?

That's a good question.

I think only 50-year-old people wear Apple Watch. And by the way, I have a question for you. Do you wear your Apple Watch on stage?

No.

No, but what about the steps? There are so many steps in stand-up. Does it kill you not to get the steps?

No, I actually did that one time on stage just to see how many calories I was burning.

And?

I think it was 460 calories I burned in a set.

I think if an average comedian burns 400 calories, you probably burn a thousand. You are the most physically... That's really what you're known for, your crazy ass facial expressions and your body. I do wonder, because you really move your... You wear tight clothing. Have you ever had an incident, a pants rip, anything?

I just ripped my pants last week, but this wasn't doing comedy. This was at my seven-year-old daughter's birthday party. Okay, well. I ripped my jeans. Do you know You know how fat your leg's going to be?

I actually do know how fat your legs have to be. I used to be extremely fat.

You were fat? Huge. What are we talking? Like, weight-wise.

I have recently lost about 60, depending on the day, 60 to 70 pounds.

What are you doing? Are you on some type of drug?

Yes. Oh, I was on Ozempic.

Okay. Let me ask you about the Ozempic. Now, were you telling people you were on Ozempic in the beginning? Did you gradually move into that? How did that work?

I'm so glad you asked. I told nobody. Then I was literally so fat for so long. Then one day, I'm not fat anymore. People were like, question mark, hello. What's going on? Everyone was like, she's on Ozempic. I would say three-fourths through my journey is when I decided to share. Of course, I put it on my Patreon because this is a business.

So you revealed on Patreon that you were on pharmaceutical medications.

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Okay, so when You're on Ozempic and you're taking it.

I love how you just lit up with the Ozempic.

I find this fascinating because I'm seeing myself. A lot more people admit to me that they're on Ozempic. Then in the beginning, I feel like everything was a secret. Of course. People were like, Oh, no, I'm just running.

I am running, by the way.

Are you still on it?

No, I've been off of it since November.

Is there a personality change? Did you feel depressed, happy? What was the vibe?

That's That's a good question. I have actually heard people who had that experience. I did not have that experience. That's because you can't keep a good turdy down. My personality is going to shine through. I don't care where I am.

Okay, so your personality wasn't affected. No, unfortunately. Is it one day you feel like, Oh, I'm not hungry, or is this a gradual, I ain't going to have the side?

It's not gradual. Once you start taking the drug and it takes two days to really kick in, it's not that you're not hungry. You still have X amount of meals per day as much as you were before, but your meals are just significantly smaller. It takes a lot less food to keep you full. And throughout the day, there's just not as many cravings.

Okay. And did you look emaciated in the face? Did you have that-Ozempic face. Yeah.

Did you have that? I did not. And that is a myth.

That's a myth? It is. Everybody that I've seen on it don't look right.

Well, who are the people that you... Because I think that a lot of it is just age.

Could be. It just seems very It's really hollow.

Well, that's, of course, if you lose too much weight, which unfortunately didn't happen to me. But if you do lose too much weight, I think with any... Even if you're not on Ozempic, your face, you get that gaunt, skeletal look. Yes, for sure.

Now that you're not on it, have you maintained your like, okay, now I'm just going to have this or that? That's a good question. Is it difficult?

I completely overhauled my life. I'm eating and acting totally differently. I work out four to five times a week now, and I eat much healthier. Since November, again, depending on the day, I've gained between 4 and seven pounds, which I'm pretty proud of.

All right. I mean, you look great. Thank you so much. I didn't know you back when you were a tank.

I was amazing, by the way.

But now that you're 70 pounds lighter, you- Snatched, yeah.

Do you struggle with your weight?

I do. You do? I do, yeah.

I would never guess that.

Well, I mean, as I grow older, it's just harder to lose the weight. My body has been... I've been dealing with some sciatic pain, but recently went doing Pilates, which has really changed my life. I do struggle with... I love food. I really, really enjoy food. I really love enjoying a nice bottle of wine. I just have to monitor that.

Seeing yourself on camera, does that mess with your body image at all?

Not necessarily on camera. It's when I am naked in the mirror looking, going, Wow, am I old?

By the way, you have an incredibly good-looking wife.

She is very, very attractive.

Snatched. She doesn't look like she's ever taken Ozempic.

No, she is- Perfection. An ex-gymnist. Me too. Oh, you did gymnastics?

Yeah, when I was four, I really could do a round off like nobody else.

Okay, so it stopped at four? Yeah. Okay.

Actually, Paul Rudd. Are you familiar with Paul Rudd? Yeah. He was my gymnastics teacher. Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't have that fully confirmed. It's just the way that I remember it. I swear to God, the guy was Paul Rudd. Oh, okay. But I have been meaning to meet Paul Rudd, and I feel like you probably will meet him sometime soon. If you could ask him if he ever taught gymnastics on Long Island, it would mean the world to me for real.

I will pass that message along.

It was in the Clueless days. Amazing movie. Okay.

Have you seen Clueless? No, never saw it. Oh, my God. There's a period of my life I didn't see movies, I think for 12 years. I think I tapped out of the whole movie game. I didn't see a lot of the movies I should have saw. What's someone... Napoleon Dynamite, never saw that.

You know I think you're far too skilled as a comedian to have watched that movie. I think it's like, seriously, my husband loves it, and you don't need to see it. Is your husband Jewish? Yes. Okay. And he's also on Ozempic.

Was he a tank?

No, but he's 6'1. He holds it better. He was like Chubs, but not... It's so unfair. A man, you can be huge and no one even knows.

Did you go on it together?

No, I went on it first. My situation was much more dire. Let's just say that. Okay. Now, I want to say, a very famous Italian. Of course, there are famous Italians all over. Is there a meeting? Of Italians? Yeah, famous Italians. I know there, my friend Brian Kelly, there's a meeting of famous people with the last name Kelly.

Oh, no. They have annual meetings. I don't know of any Italian meetings. There might be happening. I just might not be invited. But no, I'm not part of any Italian group or supporting any type of get-togethers.

Got it. One of my favorite Italians, and actually, I was talking you on social media this morning, and she loves you. She's always leaving comments on your Instagram. I do wonder, do you know Theresa Giudice?

I think I might have met her at a show. She used to come maybe to the Atlantic City shows. I'm obsessed. She maybe met her. Doesn't her husband do Do you do comedy or try to do comedy?

Okay, well, let me explain. Theresa Giudice's brother is married to a woman, and her brother, Joe, does stand up. You are correct about that. Oh, is it her brother? It's her brother. It's Melissa's husband. You watch Housewives?

No.

Does your wife watch Housewives? No. You're still missing out. No, let me tell you.

We have... There's not a lot of watching in the house.

Really? No. Just because kids, life, work.

Kids, we just got a dog. That's been taking it. Such a blessing. Never had a dog before in my life. Really? First ever dog. I'm 50 years old. What kind? It's a labradoodle. So cute. It's a doll, but there's a lot of time invested in... It. It's like a baby.

Yeah. Is it a boy or a girl?

It's a boy. His name is Luigi. I would expect Why not Mario?

What's that? Why not Mario?

I don't know. I felt like Luigi was more of a dog name. I love it. Mario. I don't know. Mario was never brought up, to be honest with you.

I love Luigi. I love that for you. I'm a dog mom as well. Let me tell you, it's not for the faint of heart.

What's your dog?

It's such a long story. Now that you asked, in December, I lost the love of my life, my six-year-old Cavalier, Theo. About two months ago, I got- I'm sorry.

Is that a dog?

Yeah, Theo is the dog. Sorry.

I don't know what a Cavalier dog is.

King Charles Cavalier. It's a breed. I recently brought a new puppy into my life. I'm going to be honest with you, I'm struggling to connect- With the dog? With the new dog.

He don't like you?

I mean, it was more that I don't like him. He's not Theo.

Oh, so you're comparing the dog.

Yeah. Theo was taken for me very soon. He was only six. He had a very, very, very crazy cancer. Oh, well, I'm sorry. He was fascinating. Thank you. I don't want to go there. I I got to go there. Back to Teresa Giudice. I know that you watch Love is Blind. I know that about you. Yes, I watch Love is Blind. I would love to know why that show because you said you don't watch a lot of TV. What drew you to it?

Love is Blind is the only show my wife and I could watch where no one asks any questions. My wife, generally, when we watch a movie, she'll go, Hold on, pause. What's the thing? And then I got to go, Hold on, let me find out what's going on. There's a lot of pausing. With Love is Blind, it's so like- Mind numbing.

Yeah.

It's like, All right, this girl likes this guy, and vice versa. There's not a lot of explaining to do. That's why we enjoy it.

I love that. I like how your podcast voice is different than your stand-up voice. But I just got a little bit of the to do.

Yeah. I generally my performance voice doesn't really work well on it. I'm not going to go, and what you think?

Is that what people want from you? Do you find that annoying? The people that are like, Dance Monkey, that's what they think. I feel like they're sitting next to you at a dinner party that you're going to be like that?

I don't know what they're thinking or what they expect from me, but I don't know. I feel like if I'm in a normal conversation, I'm not going to performance it up just because it doesn't really... It would be totally out of character for me to go into a full voice facial expression performance. It's more of like, I don't know. It's more of like you got to- Ease into it.

Yeah. But you also have your own podcast. I do. Do you like being a podcaster? I happen to love it, but it's not for everyone.

I haven't figured out the podcasting business part of it.

Really?

I started podcasting out of the sheer enjoyment of talking to my buddy Pete, and there was no expectation to monetize it. It was just basically a phone call that we recorded once a week, and it's 12 years later. I'm like, All right, do you want to have some guests? We never had guests. Because we just felt like our back and forth was just the entertainment. Agreed. So now we're involving guests. And some podcast listeners that have been with us since day one are like, we don't like the guests. We like it, just you guys. And then some people are like, No, we love the guests. So we're in this weird situation where we enjoy doing both, and hopefully our audience will grow with us. But no, I mean, podcasting is something that I never set to do. It just happened by accident.

I feel like it really goes hand in hand with comedy. So many comics have podcasts.

Love the way. I got to tell you. You're doing it so subtly, but I love the way you're tapping the iPad every time it goes off just to get it brightened up again. I don't know if you guys are picking this off.

Let me tell you, I wish I figured out how to put the setting on where it doesn't fucking lock. But now I'm stuck here tapping the iPad because I have amazing questions for you, and I don't want to forget a single one of them.

I know, but I just love the way you're just like, Yeah, and then you just every once in a while, you just hit it.

Okay, not me thinking you were about to compliment me on my podcasting skills because we were talking about podcast. No, it's just me tapping the iPad. Thanks so much, Sebastian.

No, that is a skill to tap it and act like it's not even happening. But go ahead.

But I obviously wasn't doing a good job because you caught it.

No, I'm very hypersensitive when it comes up.

Well, I love your podcast clips. They're always popping up on my TikTok, and you have so many followers on TikTok, and I do wonder what your thoughts on the platform are. It's this polarizing topic.

What, the TikTok? Tiktok. Okay.

You have young kids, too.

I don't have any of my kids on social media. I mean, they're really small, and I don't really have them watching any YouTube or any of that stuff. I don't have TikTok on my phone. I don't look at TikTok. The only thing I look at is Instagram. Let me hear your take on this since you're a young, hip person.

Are you calling me young? Okay.

Well, I mean, I'm guessing you're under 30.

For the next month, yes.

Okay. So you're I've piped in. What's your take on Facebook? Is that even somewhere you even go? Or you have a page?

No, I don't. It's not somewhere I go. It's not somewhere I participate in. But I do understand its place in media, and especially I understand its value, seriously, when it comes to selling tickets, it's used especially for paid media. I know you have a big tour coming up. I think there's a place for it. I also think, who are we talking about? Who's the Facebook Who's your demographic? Who would you say is the average person who comes and sits in on your show? How old are they?

I would say between, I don't know, 30 and 50, 560.

Facebook might behoove you. It might benefit. I'm sure you use it for all different types of things. You have a page?

I have a page. I don't necessarily interact a lot on the page. But I think it is my mom will send me Facebook posts. I never really get a Facebook post from someone like yourself.

A young person. But at the end of the day, a 55-year-old person, a ticket sale is a ticket sale. They need to be spoken to, too.

No, I definitely think there's a place.

I'm just wondering from a 20- I don't think you should be posting photos of yourself Hey, guys, it's Sebastian. What's up? To your friends and family. I don't think you need to do it in that way, a social network. But for work, I think there's value there.

Yeah, I agree. I just don't think a lot of kids, and I call you a kid just because- I love it.

Say it again. Child.

The younger generation is on Facebook necessarily.

They're not. I don't even think they have an account. I don't think they ever signed up for it.

I don't think they do either.

You're extremely busy, like I said, very successful. You show Bookies on Max. You are always on the road. You have this huge tour coming up where you're setting records, and I wanted to get your take on that. Forgive me, I might not get it 100% right. You're doing five shows at Madison Square Garden, and that's the largest comedy event ever done at MSG. Is that correct?

I believe so. I think so, That's so crazy.

How does that make you feel?

I'm very flattered that a lot of people in the New York City, Tri-state area, want to see me do comedy. That's always been my bread and butter, that part of the country, the Boston's, the Philadelphia's, the what have you. Because for whatever the reason, I think there's just a lot of people that grew up the way I grew up. Culturally. Culturally, they understand. I talk about family a lot, especially my overbearing father, which I think a lot of people in that area could relate to just because a lot of people immigrated through New York City and have that same type of family structure. But I don't know. I mean, listen, when I got into this business in 1998, when I came out here, I never thought, Oh, I'm going to sell out this, that, and the other thing. It was never like a I never dreamt it. I just only dreamed of doing stand-up for a living. Making a living, yeah. Now that it's grown to where it's grown, it's just nice. It feels really good for me Just to put... It's just smile on people's faces, especially nowadays where- Dark times. Yeah. I just want to make people forget for an hour and a half of what they're dealing with on a day to day.

The fact that that many people are going to come see me in New York City, I'm flattered by it.

No, it's so major. When you do something like that, obviously, it's a great success career-wise. Also, financially, you buy yourself a gift. How do you celebrate?

I don't buy a lot of things. My celebration comes more out of experiences and going on vacation or my wife and I going on a weekend or whatnot. Actually, we were just at the Hollywood Bowl, and I didn't have a watch on. I didn't have my iPhone 1. I did the show with Jerry Seinfeld and Nate Bergazzi and Jim Gaffigan. He's like, Oh, you don't have a watch? I'm like, I have a couple of watches. It's not really my jam. But they were asking me, Do you collect anything? Because people collect. Yeah, watches. Whether it be shoes or maybe have a car collection. But no, I've always loved throwing really nice birthday parties or stuff that we could-Remember.remember..

I love that. What is it? Like 50 shows on this tour you're doing, right?

Right now, I think it's either 54 shows or 54 cities. I think it's 54 shows, but then we have another group of shows. 56. 56. Wow. Whispers in the In the Dark. Gallery. 56 shows. Then it's going to be, I think 94 altogether when we announced the second half of it for- It's obviously a huge part of the job, just being on the road and traveling.

But are you a good traveler?

I think I'm really good at traveling.

Really? You got your TSA. Tsa, you're so in and out, so quick.

Tsa, whatever you need to get through that experience fast. I have. I also... I love to pack, and I pack the same way when I'm leaving a city than when I'm coming.

Oh, that's nuts.

My suitcase don't look disorganized. If you opened it up At the airport, you wouldn't know if I'm coming or going.

That's extremely mature of you, first of all. I think by the end of the trip, we've all just given up and we're just throwing it in. It's all going to get washed when we get home anyway. But yeah, there's always that element of perhaps your bag getting taken and perhaps your dirty underwear being to the world, and it's humiliating.

When you pack after a vacation and you have laundry, where do you pack the laundry? Is it in the mesh?

It's not in the mesh, by the way, because the mesh is open. The mesh is going to still get everything dirty. I love this question. I have thought for years that I should go on Shark Tank and invent some dirty underwear product. I don't know. I'm not sure of the technology yet. What I currently do is I always take the laundry bag from the hotel. They have the little plastic one. I wrap my shit in there and I throw it in the suitcase. Okay, that's what I do. I think it's a good method. Do you agree?

I am totally with you.

I don't know of a better one currently, but I'm open.

I'll even go as far as this, taking that bag of laundry, and if it's small enough, putting it in the front of the suitcase where it doesn't even connect with the rest of maybe a clean pan.

No, that's living in the future for sure. The bag that I'm currently thinking of doesn't have a front pocket. It's like a hard shell one. Okay.

Are you a carry on or check-in?

Amazing question. For this trip in particular, I'm gone for a long time. I just came from Austin, and I had a lot of things going on. So this is a checked bag type of trip. I check a bag twice a year, max. I'm a little bit of a nut when it comes to overhead bin. I prefer. Okay.

I got to ask you this question just because we're asking questions about me and the comedy, but I got to throw it back at you.

Please. One of my favorite things is talking about myself. When I wish you would ask more.

When you were... Did you always want to do podcasting? How did you get into this?

Such a great question. It's a tale as old as time. Let me turn my iPad off. I started... I've had I started a show with my sister. I normally host this show with my sister, Jackie. She's off for the week, and I'm doing guest co-hosts like yourself. She and I, I'm one of four sisters. We're super close. We've always really been into pop culture and celebrity obsessed, and that's just was our hobby growing up. We love reality TV. We love celebrities. We love reading tablet magazines. I started making content on Instagram, and I got an opportunity to do a show a bunch of years ago on Verizon. They were like, We want to give you a show, whatever you want to do, digital show. I was like, All right, great. Let me bring my sister. We started it, and we called it The Morning Breath. It was going to be this play on a morning show, basically the view for young women, millennials. But we weren't going to talk about anything serious. We were just going to talk about The Bachelor and really dumb stuff like that. Over the years, that show got canceled, but we loved doing it together.

We did it independently. This was six or seven years ago. We changed the name to The Morning Toast, and now it's just The Toast. It's evolved over the years. I never sat down and was like, My dream is to be a podcaster. No, I think when I started podcasting, I didn't really even know what it was. We were a web show, and people would leave comments, Could you rip the audio from here and make it a podcast? We were like, Sure. We uploaded it on all the podcast platforms. Now it's a show that people mostly listen to, but we also, as you can see, record it visually as well.

Okay. You got four siblings? Yes. All sisters? Yeah. The other two, are they looking at you two going, What the... Entertainment?

This is- It's an amazing question. In addition to doing this podcast, we have a small podcast network where we produce other shows. Of course, when it came to tell, and I said, Oh, other two sisters, get involved. They both are failed podcasters. They didn't even like doing it. I don't even know how long they did it for, but they gave up on it completely, totally. Whatever the opposite of nepotism is, the lazy energy was radiating. A lot of people ask also, has it caused any divide within the sisters, two working together, two not? It has not at the current moment. I don't want to jinks, but it hasn't. Okay. That was a good question. You have any other questions for me?

Right now, no. Okay.

You let me know.

You let me know. We'll get into it.

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Love a game.

I love a game. Me too. Love a game. Me too. It's giving like, Watched Up in's Live, low budget energy. Okay, Reclining your chair on an airplane?

That is a hot topic. That is a great, great question. I've been guilty of doing this. I was a big recliner in the beginning. However, over time of travel, I do not recline anymore, just out of respect for the person. It ain't right. It ain't right to recline.

I'm at a place in my journey now where if the person in front of me reclines, I have no choice but to recline. I'm not going to suffer for some asshole behind me who I don't even know. If the person in front of me doesn't move, I won't move either. Okay. I think that's a good policy.

I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. Oh, you don't? You're doubtful of that policy?

I've often suffered for other people's happiness.

That's big of you. I'm not going to lie. I'm not that girl.

Okay, that's fine.

I need to live, and I'm prone to migraines on planes. It's just something I deal with. So I got to put me first. Okay.

All right. As long as we're on an airplane, I'll give you one. Okay. It ain't right to to watch a movie with no headphones on the airplane.

Who the fuck? You travel with serial killers? I've never seen anyone. Actually, I've personally never done that. I just I want to go on record. I'm extremely normal and cool, and I would never do something loser-y like that. It ain't right. Okay. What's the point?

No, I've just seen people fire up a movie, especially kids.

Okay, kids. Okay, wait. Kids, that's interesting. I think sometimes it stimulates them enough to shut up and just watch without headphones.

You got to have headphones. My kids have headphones when they're- Well, you're rich, so maybe some other people doesn't have headphones. It doesn't cost much to get a couple of headphones for the kids.

They actually give them out for free on the point. All right, is it right or is it not right? Tipping culture.

I'm not into this. The iPad. You go to the dry cleaners and I'm tipping 20% for the guy to put the... Tipping is reserved for servers, Bellman, Paxi. Not every day. You know what they're doing? The businesses are hiring the employee and saying, you get a base salary plus tips They're passing on this salary to the consumer, and I'm not into it.

I agree, and I think they're paying their employees way less. It's inhumane. But let me tell you where I think Tipping Culture reached this boiling point was the iPad. You're standing in front of this person, and they're basically saying, Oh, you don't think I'm valuable? When they're staring at you and they flip that little thing, what are we to do? We're human beings. I stare back. You do. You want to back down?

Yeah. If there was something that was done, especially now, everybody thinks they're going to get a tip just for breathing. Yeah, no, it's bad. All right, you give me something. Maybe you tell me something. Maybe we have a nice interaction, and yeah, I'll give you a tip. But when you I got a scowl. This is a problem I got with the whole AI. Everybody's like, Oh, AI is taking jobs away. Well, maybe if you fucking smile, maybe we wouldn't need the AI.

It's an amazing point.

Yeah. I'm not into the whole tipping for nothing.

You're saying it ain't right?

It ain't right.

Okay. Oh, destination weddings.

We had one. It's right.

You had one? Oh, yeah. Where?

Napa.

Okay, let me ask you I have a million questions because I think there's a way to do it right. You need to provide for your guests. The second they get there, everything really needs to be. You need to have a Friday night plan. If it's a weekend, Friday, Saturday, whatever the wedding is, tell me about the schedule of your wedding.

Tell me everything. If I remember correctly, this was 10 years ago, we did have a family dinner, which was just the families, like the brothers, the sisters, the parents, the grandparents. Then we had a rehearsal dinner party. Then we had the wedding, and then we had a So all four days there was activities for them to do. And some of the rooms were paid down so it was a little bit more affordable for people to stay.

Oh, Rich. Okay. I think that's different. I think that's different than inviting someone and not providing food and everyone's just jerking off until the wedding. I think there's a way to do it, and there's a way not to do it. It sounds like it was lovely, and I would have loved to have been there.

I think I think you would have really enjoyed our wedding.

I'm sure. Was there food? That's all I care about.

Yeah, the food was dialed in. The wine was exceptional. My wife's family, and this is documented, has money.

Oh, obsessed. I didn't know that.

Oh, okay. Well, you must have missed that on the iPad. No, literally.

Wow.

So it was done-well. Well. I come from middle class, Northwest suburbs of Chicago, so I make fun of a lot of the things that my wife's family does. Obsessed. Because they're a little over the top. At our wedding, instead of table numbers, I can't even believe I'm going to tell you this.

Exclusive.

Exclusive. Another four views. Instead of the numbers on the table, there was ballerinas with balloons that had the number on the at each table. Holy shit.

Are you saying a human ballerina? A lady was standing there?

It was a 14 ballerina.

That's classic.

Classy. That was jokes for years.

No, of course. That put the kids through college.

My father, who's an immigrant from Italy was asking me how much per ballerina because he gave some money to the wedding, and he said, did my money go to the ballerina?

Honestly, it's a good question. Did you ever find out how much the ballerinas were paid, and did you have to tip them?

No, I don't know that. I can't find out. The next time I'm on the show, I'll give you that information.

You're always welcome back.

Are you having a good time, by the way? I'm having a fabulous time. Listen, this is a Sunday for the viewers. This is a Sunday at 5:30. It is. Generally speaking, podcasting doesn't happen on a Sunday at 5:30, but right now, I would rather be here than anywhere in the world.

You don't have to love it. It's so sweet. I do want to say I appreciate you letting everyone know that we're working so hard on a Sunday. We're amazing. We are the hardest working people on the planet. Thank you for bringing that up because I didn't want to, but you did. I appreciate that.

Were you here for me? Yeah. Okay, great. I thought we were here for you.

No, I would never make something about me. I'm like a fly on the wall. Sometimes, especially after the Ozempic, sometimes people turn to the side. They don't even see me.

Okay. All right.

All right. Thank you for coming in for me. Wait, how did you meet your wife?

I asked my personal trainer at the time, his name's John. I said, Do you have any good-looking girls you train? He goes, I got one at 6:00 AM in the morning. I'm like, Well, that's early. I said, Well, put me in at 7:00. I want to check her out on the way in. I saw her and I was like, Oh, wow, she's really attractive. I really poured on the Italian. I really came in strong. I love that. I would get ready to go to the gym. I would put cologne baby oil, the whole thing. It's dripping with baby oil. She loved it. No, she didn't know what the hell it was. She's from the south, Memphis, Tennessee. Never seen anybody quite like me in the sense that I wasn't her type. At the time, this was 15 years ago. They called it a gelment. I had-Oh, wow.

A gelment.

Full gel side burns down.

That's wild. Yeah.

Reeked of cologne and That's the way I came into the gym thinking, Oh, yeah, she's going to love it. It was a hard sell. It was a hard sell.

But thankfully, it's on the inside that matters.

Yeah, I persevered. I love that. It's amazing what laughter will do with somebody.

Is it right? Cold plunging. Big thing here.

I have a cold plunge.

Oh, wow. He's really sold his soul.

I sold my soul, and I have stopped cold plunging until I get a full physical because I have the type of look. I have this type of look where I'll cold plunge, and they'll find me floating in the cold plunge. What happened? He had a heart attack because he had a heart condition. I'm not cold plunging anymore. Until you get cleared. Yeah.

Do you find living in LA, you're susceptible to these wellness trends? Do you do a lot of those things? Because cold plunging has transcended wellness, I will say. Everyone, and I understand my husband loves doing it. I get it. Do you find you're often doing these types of things to feel well?

Yes. I find myself doing these trendy things. I had my buddies visit me from Chicago last year. I put them in the cold plunge, and it was like given Superman kryptonite. Their body didn't even know how to behave. It was so... It was a shock. It was a complete shock to their system. If I was living in Chicago, I probably wouldn't be doing half of the stuff I'm doing.

What's the most LA thing about your life? La thing. Or the thing you'd be most embarrassed to tell your friends from back home?

Well, I tell them because I know they're going to rip me to shreds. Periodically, Really? Going on the newest fast? Oh. That's very LA where it's like, Oh, what are you doing? Prolon. Prolon.

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Did you have a positive experience with it?

I did. I did have a positive experience. But again, this is something that you tell the guys from Chicago that you're not eating for three days or a couple of olives before night. Some soup. Yeah. They're like, What? Come home. Yeah. But my wife spearheads a lot of this stuff. Yeah. Since we're a couple, she's like, Let's just go on a fast. I go, Oh, okay. Now I got to go on a fast because she's not going to be eating. Eating is very communal in our house, so I can't sit there and knock down a tea bone while she's having three grains of salt.

I want to ask you one more question about your wife. You guys take amazing photos together. It's something we talk here on the toast about me and my sister basically use this as a platform to complain about our husbands and their inability to take photos of us, for us, with us. Of course, the one photo we take together that I end up liking, his eyes are closed. What is your relationship with your wife? Because I also was looking at her Instagram and she's got some amazing photos. Are you a good Instagram husband?

I wish... The photo I want you guys to see is the photo of her asking me to take a photo. I'm like, Oh, come on. I'm begrudgingly take the photo. But my wife, thank God, because a lot of times you look back at the photo and go, Oh, my God. You remember that moment, especially with the kids, too. I don't like taking a lot of these photos, but my wife insists on it, and I'm happy that you're better off.

You're better off. Yeah, better off. My final It Ain't Right For You before I Let You Go on this gorgeous Sunday evening because we're working so hard. Is it right? Pickleball.

Yes. I love. I took a pickle ball about five years ago on the road when it wasn't even popped.

Where were you even playing?

I feel like I was on the ground on this. We would go to whatever city, Cincinnati, Ohio. Where do we get a pickle ball? And we would go to a gymnasium with old people and play pickle ball. And then I had this injury. I don't play, but I have a pickle ball court at my house.

Rich. I love that. Oh, he's got a pickleball course in the ballerinas. Rich. The more I learn, the more I like.

Is that your- No, I just- You get T-shirt. She's rich. Rich.

Love it. I love that. I have absolutely had the time of my life with you. It's over already? Jesus. I mean, it is. Do you have any questions for me? I think that's a great way to end.

I'm going to have a question for you. I think... Let me give you an It ain't right question. Hold on.

Let Ruminate on that.

You've been married how long? Wow, it's really a great relationship.

We've been together for 10 years, but maybe- Ten years? That's a significant... 11, actually, yeah.

This is your high school A sweetheart?

My freshman year of college.

You haven't dated anybody since freshman year of college? No. Wow, that's impressive. I just had this conversation with somebody the other day. High school college sweethearts? I didn't even think it existed anymore.

No, I know. But we both come from modern Orthodox Jewish families. I think a lot of people think that we—and I got married super young, that we did it for religious reasons, but we're really not that religious. We're very spiritual. But no, it was just a timey thing. We met when we were 18, and by the time I graduated college, we'd been together for four years, and it was like, All right, should we get married? And yeah.

Is he in the entertainment business?

Yes, he's also a podcast. You should go on his podcast, too. What's his- It's called The Good Guys. Do you know Josh Peck from Oppenheimer?

Oh, yeah.

It's hosted with Ben and Josh, and they're just two Jewish guys. They just end up talking about food all the time. And Ozempic. Oh, my God.

Okay. And they're out of New York?

Josh lives here, and Ben and I live in New York, so they bank episodes when they're here. When Josh comes to New York, they bank episodes. Sometimes they do it remotely. Okay.

Moving forward. Is it right to do podcasting on Sunday? Moving forward.

I'm going to say it is right. Let me tell you why. You can probably think of it like, would you do a show on a Sunday? Like a comedy show? Absolutely. Because for you, the way your business is built, really the comedy that's stand up shows is the center of it and everything else, like the podcast, it all feeds from the main thing. It's like what you have to protect most. If you could only do one thing, it would be that, right? For me, it's this show. I have recorded from from anywhere using the most turnt equipment. I got to get the episode up daily. If I don't, the girlies are going to riot. They're going to be at my door with pitchforks. I will podcast anywhere, anytime. And of course, it goes without saying, if you want to have me on your show, I would be completely.

Oh, we would I love to have you on.

We would love to have you on. No pressure, of course.

There's a lot more we got to get into with you.

Zero pressure. Because I feel like this has been a very pack and forth interview. I feel like you asked me as many questions as I asked you.

Yeah. Also, too, you have a way of speaking that is extremely You speak extremely fast. Yes. However, it's very understandable. I could comprehend what you're saying.

I so love to hear that. It is my biggest piece of feedback. It's like, Girl, slow down.

No, you don't have to. This is part of the charm.

I love it. I think actually, since we've been doing the show for so long and so many people have been listening for many years, they have become more accustomed to it. I'm actually helping them. You're welcome.

One last thing before we leave, before you fall asleep. By the way, amazing teeth. I don't know what you're doing, but keep it up. I agree. I love the...

Mike Flag?

Yeah.

I'll send you a link.

A lot of people don't have this, and I love the branding and the branding on the iPad. So this is very well thought out. Those podcasters out there that are looking to become successful, take notes right here.

You're going to make me cry.

The toast.

The toast. I feel like the girlies are going to love this episode. And so this tour kicks off relatively soon. Has it started yet?

July 11th in Norfolk, Virginia. Not to make everything about me.

That's the day after my birthday. I know that's irrelevant. Oh, your cancer? That means nothing to you. I am a cancer. What are you? July eighth.

July eighth.

You're lying. I can tell.

But you don't strike me as a cancer. You seem very, very outgoing.

Are cancers not outgoing?

The cancers I know are loners, homebody- A homebody, yes. Loyal. Yes. Don't let a lot of people into their in a little circle.

That as well.

I'm surprised. You seem very social.

I am very social, but there's about six people who I would actually talk to on a real level, and you're one of them.

Okay. Glad I'm in that. You are right over there, bro.

He thinks we're hilarious. I'm obsessed.

Do you guys work together?

No, it's our first time meeting. He's a fabulous engineer. Honestly, you're welcome to come to every recording I ever do because the laughing, I mean, what's better than someone laughing? I'm not going to lie, you laughed at me. Not at me. You laughed at something I said six times, and I swear to God, no one can touch me. Well, no.

I think you're very humorous.

Where can I get the tickets? Because everyone's after this interview, they're going to be like- We got you hooked up with some tickets. No, not me. People who listen to the show. Oh, of course, by the way. I want to come.

The fact that you're not even thinking of coming is upsetting.

I'm coming to Madison Square Garden, by the way.

Okay. Sebastianlive. Com. Get your tickets there. It's all on sale. We're hitting a lot of different cities that I have. Youngstown, Ohio, which I haven't been. Raleigh, North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Charleston. A lot of cities that I haven't been to. It's an all-arena tour, and it's the first time I've done all-arena.

That's so major, by the way. No, that is. That's so sick. Can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer it. There's so many successful comedians. Obviously, you're one of the top ones. Do you have anyone who, not even in a bad way, who you feel very competitive with that you feel is similar to you and you see what they do and it motivates you? Not in a bad way. Someone who's killing it and you're like, damn. It lights a fire under your ass.

Well, I'm inspired by what Kevin Hart does in the sense that his shows have a lot of production behind it. I try to give the people a show not only with the material, but the experience of going to a stand-up comedy show. Although this is not music. Music has a lot of theatrics, whether it be fire or video or multimedia. Comedy is quite the opposite. That's more of a distraction. But if people could come to the show and walk away going, wow, that was funny. And also it looked elevated. That's what I'm trying to achieve as a comedian. I think Kevin Hart is at the top of his game. When you go see his show, it's really, really dialed in. It's a show. Yeah. It's a show. It's a show. It's a show business. It's a show business.

So, sebastionlive. Com. Yes. And your max show Bookies, when does that premiere?

We don't have a date on it yet. We're in the middle of production, but it will come out Sometimes this year. Pete and Sebastian show, which is our podcast. We do not have flags yet. I'll send you a link. Working on it. Thank you. And we'll get an iPad with Pete and Sebastian show.

Of course. I'll send you a link as well.

On it. But yeah, that's what's happening in my life.

One more question for you. Yeah, go ahead. Aura ring?

Yeah, right here.

Why do you need both? I don't have either. I'm actually interested in perhaps acquiring technology of that sort. Why both? Don't they do the same thing?

What, this and this? Yeah. I think this is a little bit more accurate. The Aura ring. It's not that I need it. For me, it's a little game I play with myself. How good a sleep score can I get? I get up, I go, Oh, did I get a 90 or did I get an 80? I drank last night, so my score was 65. What did you do last night? What did we do? I watched the Canelo fight at home. It was a prize fight. It was two Mexican guys fighting. It was Sigo de Miles. There was a lot of hype behind it.

La tostada, love. We have a running joke on this show. A lot of people think I'm Latin because my name is Claudia. I actually have a real love and appreciation for the Latin culture, and I do find a lot of things very similar to the Jewish culture. I've started to appropriate, I am Latina.

Well, you do definitely have a Spanish vibe. My wife is Jewish, and her family is from Spain. But you don't have You just have a very ethnic vibe coming off.

I couldn't be less ethnic. I did in my 23rd of me, I'm 99.9% Eastern European Ashkanaz Jew, which isn't ethnic per se.

Well, you could pass for Italian or Hispanic.

I love that. Rich. Rich. Guys, Sebastian Manescalco, officially certified P-Jam, precious gem of a man. We love you. Thank you so much for stopping by on a weekend, seriously. And honestly, SebastianLive. Com, period. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, a Monday morning show. We deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday, the Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and visit video, a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast, anywhere podcast can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, or public radio, or radio, cast, all the places. When you listen to podcast, find us, The Toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Have an amazing day, and we'll see you tomorrow for Tuesday's show. Bye.

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