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Shine that light on me. I'll sit and tell you my stories. How are you, bro? How are you finding England? How are you finding England?

Oh, I'm fine in it. Yeah, probably one of the best audiences I ever had over in Manchester, actually. Wow.

Yeah, they're pretty wild over there.

They were. Everybody.

Yeah, just laughing.

Like the last week of school where you're just hoping you can convince the teacher, like you have four more days to convince the teacher you were good the whole time. Oh, wow.

They were just on it.

Oh, they were just locked in, man.

I love it.

Because, yeah, some places it's different. Ireland, you're like... Because they speak English, but they... Kind of barely.

Yeah, it feels like a different language. Even in Scotland as well, it can be quite hard. Have you ever met a Scouser?

No, I've seen Patti Pimblet.

Yeah, it's pretty much that. But in Liverpool, it can be really aggressive.

Patti Pimblet reminds me of the most violent Beatle. But if he were one of the Beatles, it would be like Ringo, McCartney.

I thought you were an actual Beatle. Oh, no. Yeah, but this is showing my age.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah, that's a different... So we're back to bugs. They were They were one of the most famous bands in the world for a bit.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.

I guess they have maybe fallen off. I don't know how we can say that. But fuck, they're the Beatles, man.

I mean, dude, Do those type of eyes ever fall off? I guess so.

That's a good question. Have the Beatles fallen off?

Technically, yes. But if you said that, surely, again, riots at your front door.

Yeah. I mean, I think there would be some people definitely run to their windows in Liverpool and scoff or whatever. Scoff. Yeah, that's one thing. Even being... Where are those?

Oh, Like a woman just will touch, even though her button's already buttoned, she'll touch it one more time just to make sure.

Oh, my God.

How dare he?

That's one thing that's crazy about being over here is just like, Seeing where America started and seeing how a little bit more technical things are and people have a little bit more respect for how they communicate with each other, it seems like, at least in London.

No, I feel like it's completely opposite. I feel like if you go up to a normal person, just walking down the road and you go, Oh, good morning, everyone would be like, What the fuck are you doing?

Here in London? Yes.

Oh, wow. They would be like, That was one of the weirdest things you've ever done. Don't talk to me. In America, it happens all the time. I was in North Carolina a few weeks ago, and people would just compliment on what I was wearing. I was like, What the fuck? This is weird.

But in England, It would be weird.

If I complimented, I was there like, Oh, nice shoes. You're there like, I'm getting robbed, aren't I?

Oh, really? That's how it is. But at least they're properly robbing you. Like, Hey, I'd like to let you know you have nice shoes. I'm going to take them.

They're mine now.

I feel like there's at least a protocol of violence here. Okay.

In America, is there no protocol?

It's just willy-nilly. It's just bang, bang. Yeah. It's crazy because they'll even have the telephones at the Apple Store will be tethered, right? But at the gun place, you can just... They're not even tied down. Oh, wow. You would think- Well, apparently, you don't even need ID for guns. But you have to at least At least you have to be able to say, yes, I need it. You have to answer a couple of questions. I think- You could say yes.

If you could say yes, you're blessed.

Yeah, and they have one sign. It's like, you have to be this tall to own a gun. But it's very short. Okay. Yeah, it's very-So you get up like a five-year-old who's just down like- A tall five-year-old. Yeah.

I know how to use one of these. I love it. No, America's amazing, man. I've been there so many times.

Dude, It's a pleasure to see you, man. One of the best content creators and entertainers in England and a business guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's crazy.

It's funny because England is so small. Oh, it is? Yeah, well, I mean, it is. Yeah. But so mighty, though. Compared to America. If you said that exact same phrase, But in America, everyone's there like, Yo, that's sick. But in England, it's like, Bro, France is bigger than that.

Sorry, dude.

No, it's fine. But out of England. I don't take myself seriously, so it's fine.

Out of England and over the world. When you look at business stuff, were there some small choices you made along the way in your career that you were like, Oh, wow, that was bigger than I thought, or were there things that you passed up where you're like, maybe that was a learning curve? Because you guys get thrown so many products. People come at me with all types of stuff. Do these bandages or something and do these neck braces. It's like, I'm not even hurt or anything, and they want you to...

To be honest, I say no a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get so many things thrown at me. Something to do with lube, create my own lube. Really? It could be a good idea, but I'm just there like, Why?

For the autos or no? For the autos or for for sex, you mean?

I don't know what you mean.

Or is it a lube for mechanics?

No.

Like an engineering type of…

No, for sex. Oh, all right.

Now, if you could do a dual lube there. You know what I'm saying? If you're- That works for both. Hey, this tire is not turning, neither does this woman. So you could, I think if you could leverage that, now Yeah, you know what?

You might be on to something. But why me?

I don't know, dude. But you're a multi... You can do a lot.

Yeah, I guess I do many things.

You do many things? That's it.

Bounty to music. It's more lovable sex these days.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Like tickling each other till somebody comes. Yeah.

Whereas before it was like, Oh, I need to show that I'm the dog, that I'm the alpha. Yeah.

I've always come from the approach of I'm not good at sex. Then when you do well, people are like, Wow, look what he did.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

Oh, yeah, definitely. I didn't know you could do that. I've had some real Billy Elliot moments in the bedroom. I don't know who Billy Elliot is. Sorry. No worries, man. He's a famous... What is he? He's like a famous... He was a kid Who was Billy Elliot? Can we bring him up? He was a famous dancer. Yeah, he's a famous ballerina. Yeah. Oh. Ballerina. The kids were like, he's...

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.

He was like a famous ballerina out of where? He's from the UK, I think.

Wow.

And his dad and everybody was like, Hey, what are they doing? Oh, wow. But then he said, he ended up just being the best ballerina or whatever. At the end, his dad hugged him or whatever. That's cute. Bought him a sandwich or something. Something very loving.

Yeah, it's not what you want to have.

Well, it's just people are like, Oh, this dude. If this guy shows up and does well, you're like, Wow.

Wow, here's a sandwich. Yeah. It's not the bar.

Maybe that's what the movie is about. I don't think I watched it.

Yeah, fair.

Oh, my gosh. But were there choices of things that you did pass up where you were like, Oh, that was smart. At the time, I couldn't see it. Just because having vision like that is interesting and important.

Well, I can tell you a bad situation where I decided to do this video with some Asian content creator. I don't know why I did it. Well, I did know why I did it because I got asked to do it for about 5K at time, and for me back then was huge.

Oh, it's a lot of money.

I'd just be in this video, and I had to collect balls while being attached to him. I was also in Lycra or just a really tight morph suit. We had to just be attached to each other. And Colette Balls.

That sounds very… Pull Billy Elliot back up again, if you will. I think that's what we're going to. Now we've each had…

That was the one I probably regret. I'm sure if you If you have a car on the internet, you'll be able to find.

Find some? Yeah. We had a group. They had a dude. They tried to get me to do wheelchairs. A buddy of mine made a new style of wheelchair. They have wheelchairs here in England? You know what I'm talking about? If somebody's- Yeah, we have wheelchairs. Like that? Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes they have it differently, but- What they have it different?

Sure.

Okay. People here are more like even Tiny Tim, he's a famous British kid from the Christmas movie. You know what I'm talking about or whatever? Tiny Tim. And he's on crutsches. He wasn't in a wheelchair. Maybe that's what my brain is thinking.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

You guys seem like you have a little bit more like, at least I'm going to do the crutsches. Whereas in America, we're lazy. We're like, oh, then. Okay.

I hear you.

But yeah, my buddy, I was trying to help him out. He had this prosthetics business and wheelchair business. I did a couple of photo shoots in some wheelchairs and shit, but then people were like, Well, you're not even... You're faking. You're not disabled or whatever. So people got very upset about it.

How do you feel about actors having to be... Let's say if they had to be disabled and they weren't actually disabled, Or do you think they should or shouldn't?

I'd be pissed if I'm watching the commercial for it, right? And then at the end, the guy gets up and walks off out of the chair. I'd be a little bit like, Well, that's a magic chair.

I don't know what he's having.

Yeah, I like what he's having.

That sounds great.

Yeah, I don't know. That was just something interesting. But then there's a guy, a friend of mine who's a comedian in the States. He told me one time, the one thing you can always say is just no. If you don't know what to do, then just say no, because you're probably okay where you're at, and then you can figure it out.

Yeah. Well, I feel like I've got quite far by just saying no. I mean, obviously, I'm glad I said yes to Prime. Yeah, I feel like that was definitely a dub.

Yeah, for sure, man. It's unbelievable. I mean, that's something like that. Does something like that change your life to a different perspective, even for yourself? I mean, that's remarkable.

I don't think it's changed me as a person, but it's changed my lifestyle. I just have a lot more private jets now. More private jets. More lunch. More lunch. I'm able to relax a lot more. I'm able to just not worry about too much, look after the family, et cetera. Now, it's like I can really just do what I want. Whereas before Prime, I'm I still were able to do what I want, but I had to be more strategic, et cetera, and just, I guess, play the game a bit more.

Yeah. Well, congrats, man. No, thank you, man. It's valued at billions of dollars, that company.

It's taken us a lot of hard work to get to that point. I think people don't realize because you see people trying to replicate left, right, and center. Just the marketing you have to do, especially the first year. We traveled so so much from America to Europe to all these different places just to promote.

Like day after day, just doing appearances?

Yeah, and just doing PR, left, right, center, just to constantly get prime in people's faces. It was intense. It's quite draining on the body. But we knew the vision. We knew we had a product that was going to fly. It tastes great, and it's better than our competitors. Yeah.

My nephew has two primes before he goes to sleep.

Okay, yeah.

And he's doing pretty good. He has his dreams, he said, are pretty good. So I think that's why he enjoys it as a dream enhancer. But he's a unique kid. But I I think he's only about eight or nine. But yeah, he'll put away some Prime before bed. But yeah, I think it's just wild when something like that happens. And people don't see how much has to go into it, how many just places you have to show up at, appearances. Whose plan was Prime? Was it just you guys had come together and thought about it?

Logan came to me and he was like, Oh, I've got this idea with two other guys that we work with when it comes to Prime. He was like, Yeah, we should try and work together. I was there like, All right, first of all, we were first in a boxing match, so I don't know.

Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

I don't know. Chill, bro.

But I was there like, I wanted to really understand the know who the other two guys were, and just really understand everything.

At first, I was a bit unsure. I tried the product, the product was fine. I was like, It tastes really good. Then, yeah, we just went with it. It's crazy. Do we actually have a prime? I can- You might have to tell it. Okay. Well, have you ever had one? I've had one. Okay. But no, you can see, I think it's at the bottom where it says made by the prime team. It was going to be KSI and Logan, but because I left just before the launch, they changed it to the prime team. Yeah.

So you have to fight your way back in or did you just get back in?

No, they definitely were like, Yo, we want you back in. We want you back in. We need this. Wow. Yeah.

So wow, that's crazy. You were that close.

This close to being like, No, It was a little bit more to prime. Yeah. Wow. Very crazy.

And what was it? Was it just a feeling where you pray about it one night? You were like, I'm going to see how I feel tomorrow. You're just going to trust your instincts a little more? Because that's crazy, dude. That's crazy to be... Because I've been close on little things where you're like, nothing like prime, but different opportunities where you were like, This doesn't feel right. No, it was just there was just a few things that were happening, and I was just like, I wasn't too sure.

Then once those things got rectified, I was there like, Yeah, I'm all in. Let's I'll do it. Wow.

That's fucking incredible. Congratulations. Thank you. Because to then create a product that does so well, after you have some success, it feels like that's what everybody tries to get you to do. They're like, Do this toothpaste, do this knee braces or something. I get people wanting me to do everything.

Thinking it's just going to be like prime. It's going to be hard to replicate something like prime. Yeah.

It would be silly. But people are always trying to get me like, Yeah, do these knee braces. A lot of stuff for me is like-Neebrace? Or like, pull up a knee brace if you can, brother. Wait. You guys have them here?

Do you have bad knees?

No. But it's just the shit you get approached with. Being this movie, look at these action knee braces, they were called. I'm like, well, first of all, if somebody's in a knee brace, should they be action knee braces? They're already not doing good.

Why would they come to you for it?

I think I don't know. I think I'm on some email list or something, but I get hit up with a lot of this shit, neck braces. Okay. Do you get into injuries a lot?

No. I feel like something like that would be great for Jackass. Yes. That's a good call. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. They get injured a lot. Here's them selling a knee brace or a neck brace.

So I got to get a new agent or whatever. I've had some pretty bad offers, but what else was I thinking about, dude? Yeah, Yeah, it's been interesting being over here. I like London way more than I thought I was going to. Okay. Like, yesterday, we just got to walk around and just see what it was like.

Well, did you get recognized a lot?

Yeah, you meet a lot of people here.

Oh, sick. Were people asking you, Oh, do something funny? Do you get that a lot as a comedian?

I want to take, usually just photo or say something. Sometimes somebody wants to share. Maybe they had an experience that you've talked about on podcasting because we talk about a lot of just regular life on you. Sometimes you'll have people say, Hey, man, this is an experience that was going on in my life, and it was similar to yours and stuff. Sometimes that's the toughest part about popularity in some ways is you used to have more time for that thing, but now you could run into somebody on every block, and you could spend your whole day listening to someone's story. Listen to the story, yeah. You have to just try and manage your best, I think, in dealing with that.

Would you say, I mean, this might be deep, but do you I think popularity is a prison.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I think it's a responsibility. It's interesting. It's an escape room, maybe.

Okay.

Because I think you can figure out how to manage it, But I think it surprises you. There's different levels of it. You're like, Okay, people see me now, and then it's fun. And then there's times where I think it gets scary. Yeah. And I'm sure at your level, you get to the point where you have to fly private because Because you couldn't cause a scene somewhere.

It's just because it'd be easier. That's what I mean. For me, a lot of times, I do things just to make my life as easy as possible. Because I can easily take an economy flight left, right, center. I probably will when I have a kid because I don't want them to think, Oh, PJs are the goal. I wouldn't want my child thinking all these crazy things that I do.

Yeah, that kid's going to be on a mule back. That fucking kid is taking this slow way, brother.

Yeah, we're taking a bus.

We are, brother.

We're going to walk. Kids are going to be like, Why are all these people just staring at us all the time?

Dad, why am I in this wheelchair? We're slowing it down, son.

You got to go through it.

But no, I think that popularity, it's interesting. Yeah, I mean, if you could keep your finances, would you trade your popularity, you think?

Oh, 100%. Wow, yeah. Yeah. If I could just keep all the money I have and not be famous, I'd do that easily. Yeah. But it's crazy. You get a lot of people who have a lot of money want fame, and I don't think they realize that it's a lot of responsibility because you have so many people that look up to you. As a human being, you're going to fuck up. Yeah. As soon as you fuck up, bro, the onslaught, the mob, it's just so much to deal with and then to then have to rectify it and fix it and show the world that you are human and that you're going to improve and learn from mistakes, et cetera. Yeah, it's a lot, man. I've gone through that so many times, bro, where I've messed up so many times because it's just...

Once you had a product, that was a bigger... Because then it's almost a responsibility that your behavior could even affect the... Exactly. That has to be a whole other different thing.

Yeah. Imagine if Prime was on the stock market. I don't know. I said something that just pissed off a load of people All of a sudden stocks.

Like a bunch of Arsenal fans or something. Well. Have you pissed off a bunch of like, yeah.

No, what? No, I support us.

Oh, you do? Okay. Or like, yeah, a bunch of Manchester United fans.

Yeah. Imagine they just I'll plummet my stock because of it. I have to be so careful. I have to be so like, Oh, everyone is great. I have no real opinion.

It's weird because you trade a part of you. More of you gets traded away in a way. Yeah, exactly. If that makes sense. Yeah, not trying to complain about things, but trying to see. It's interesting having a life where in your life you have some popularity or you have Fame. It's just interesting to even see what it's like. Not that it's even if it's happening to you, it's interesting to be like, Okay, this is what this is like.

But don't get me wrong, there are pros as well. Let's say I want to go to a restaurant and it's fully booked. I hit up my PA and all of a sudden, there's a slot. You know what I mean? That's the benefit of having fame. It gives you opportunities, more opportunities. But then, I guess, if you have a load of money, you can just buy the restaurant, and then I guess if you have a load of money, you can just buy the restaurant and then It's always free no matter what.

Yeah, that's a good fight, dude.

What else was I thinking about, man? I wanted to ask you, well, you know we have haircuts? I know this is super random. Yeah. Do you have a guy that you always go to?

No. I have a woman sometimes, and then I'll cut my own hair, too, depending on what time of year it is. In the fall, I'm more likely to let a woman, this lovely hair cutter lady I know, cut it. In the spring, I tend to cut my own hair.

You cut your own hair?

Yeah, I'll just cut my own. Cut it, lift it, cut it.

How'd you do that?

Oh, yeah, it's easy. You just pull it straight, cut it, and then you do the same as many places as you can.

Surely, it's a bit all over the place.

Oh, it doesn't look great. But you're just. But you've done it. I enjoy it because I'm the guy who I'll be looking in the mirror, I'll be like, I need a haircut right now. Okay. And so I want to get it together.

Damn, it stressed me out. Basically, I have a guy that I always go to. Really? But yeah, always. His name is F, one of the best barbers of all mankind. But I was in North Carolina and I decided, Fuck, my hair is fucked right now. I'm going to get a haircut. I just, well, not apparently, I did get a barber in North Carolina, and he fucked me up, man.

Oh, fuck, man.

Well, I don't know. Normally, with my bandana, you don't normally see this, but it's a mess, bro. Even at the back as well, I was talking to Steve. Steve was there like, Bro, he fucked you up, man. Oh, fuck. At the back, and I was just like, Man.

There's so much crime over there. There's so much black on black crime. Yeah, bro.

I can't believe he did that to me, man.

Honestly.

Yeah. Bro, he's there to ruin my life. Yeah. So I have to wait for this to grow out. And until then, I'm just getting blasted online. Everyone's there like, Bro, your hairline's receding. Let it go. Oh, yeah, bro. And I'm like, No, it's not. It's the barber. He fucked me up, man. Just leave me alone. Long day.

Just leave me alone, man.

Bro, my My fan base is savage. They ride or die. They will protect me from Antarctica to fucking Nadia.

Poland, yeah.

Why Poland?

I was just trying to think of another place on the globe. I wish I'd have picked a different one, but I just picked Poland, yeah. So let's move on.

But then you get some segments of my fan base that into, for example, fan fiction. Yeah.

Have you-Fan fiction? No, I'm not familiar with it.

It's where your fan base create scenarios for you. For some reason, my scenarios are always me just doing sexual things with my friends who are all men. Oh, wow. Okay.

So being gay or whatever. I think it's... Yeah, it's okay.

I mean, people are-Well, you've never had fan fiction?

I've never heard. I've never heard.

You've never had someone go, Oh, yeah, check this out. Send your whole story of Theovon.

No, it's just like a romantic story?

Yeah, just rag dolling something.

In some man? Am I in prison?

Why? No. It could be anything. Like one of your best friends. Oh, God. Give me a- My best friend just got married, but I- Yeah, I mean, I could- You shagging Bobby Lee. Oh, wow.

That would be easy, I feel like. He First of all, he's very easy to catch. He can't escape. He doesn't have any... Eighty % of his body is just grizzling. That mild joy in carbohydrates, I feel like. I don't think he would be able to get away. So he'd be more like a pin cushion of a man.

He'd just be like, I was going then. You've caught me.

Yeah. He'd be like, Oh, you caught me. But he would wear a bra or something. Bobby is a very- I've actually worked with him.

No way. I've been in a movie with him. What?

What movie was it?

Late in America. Oh, wow. You can get it on Netflix. Please don't watch it.

It's terrible. It's terrible, huh?

Yeah, but he was fantastic. Yeah, he's charming. He was very funny.

He's like the last scalp. He's almost like the- Why? He has a scalp look. He's like the William Wallace of Scalops. I feel like he has a very... He's something you'd get at a fancy Asian Bistro. If you knew the Matra D or whatever, they'd open up the dish and he would just be sitting there in a little bird bath. You'd slap him up. Yes. He's the guy, I think, that gets railed in prison around the holidays. He's a seasonal treat of a man.

After the holidays, they're like, Oh, no.

God.

Don't feel like any more, man. I'll get over that.

Yeah, at least till after Halloween. God's sake. But that's amazing, man. Yeah, I love getting to be around him, man. That's one thing that's been nice about podcasting in the States is just so many different types of folks. Even getting to come over here, getting to talk to you. We had Ed Sheeran came in the other day. Oh, wow. And Louis Thoreau is going to come in.

Oh, sick. How was Ed?

Pretty excited. Ed was great.

Yeah, Ed is just such a cool guy.He's a professional.Yeah. He's a professional. Yeah, he's been doing it for so long. He's just a damn...

He's just like a nice, like a comfortable cloud on a sunny day.

Yeah. You just know if you had a dinner with him, it'd just be great.

Everything's fine. Yeah. The silverware, everything's going to be in the right spot.

The session going on. There could be a war going on. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You just didn't know. No.

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Yeah, he makes good music.

Yeah, he makes a lot of good music. But yeah, it's been nice to be over here and just get to have an experience of what it's like.

Are Are you in tune, I guess, with the UK YouTube scene?

Not a ton, but I've followed over the years, Roman Atwood, when that started. Remember when he was like a- Wait, UK YouTube scene? But no, he's not in it. But I was just, no. But I- Oh, okay. I follow the American YouTube scene.

That's not the UK. Yeah, so no.

Yeah, sorry, dude. Let me back up my wheelchair. Okay.

All right. So would you know people like the Sidemen?

The Sidemen, yeah. The Sidemen is a… It's like Mentor. Who else? Somebody that's in it.

Some of the guys I've seen. What the fuck? You know Simon Mentor? Did you see his Soccerade performance.

Was that with sketching the boys? No. That you guys just did?

No. So that was beta squads. There's a thing called Soccerade. Have you ever heard of it? Uh-uh. Okay, so it's like a It was a charity event. Exactly the same. But there was a lot of promotion for Simon. He was basically the poster boy for Soccerade. Bring him up. Yeah, he was just everywhere.

Let's get a peek at him. Judge him.

Well, Simon Minta. He actually played in the last game. We should bring up his highlights.

Did he do pretty well?

Well, we can watch. It was pretty good. He's a very good footballer. When it comes to charity matches that we've done, we've done Sideman charity matches that get so many views, left, right, and center. He's always scoring left, right, center. Oh, he's the best. Yeah, he's insane. Always scoring hat-tricks. He scored at the halfway line at one point. That's the football pitch, the middle part.

This is him right here? Yeah. He looks healthy as well.

If you type Well, click...

He's a pretty clean-looking male, huh?

It doesn't seem to be there.

Basically- So, apparently, allegedly, he's good.

He didn't do anything. That's what it sounds like. Yeah. He came on the pitch last 20 minutes and hardly touched the ball. Oh, why? Well, it's just because they didn't give him the ball. Yeah. So he was a very good player, but we didn't get to see much.

And do you guys... Is Sideman in a league or it's just occasionally you How did you put it together?

No, it's... No, it's Sideman is like a YouTube group.

Right. It's a gang.

Yeah, except we don't kill anyone or sell drugs. But is there beef? We sell much. There has been beef.

Like with who? Like Joe Joyce and those boys? No. Like the Travelers, you ever take on them? No.

Well, I mean, I fought one of them.

You fought one of the Travelers?

Well, Tommy Fury.

Oh, yeah, that's right. But he's like a fanciest Traveler there is.

A fancy Traveler.

I think he's definitely the most traveled.

Yeah, fair.

But you know what I'm talking about, those videos you always see all the time. Bring up Joe Joyce and the Travelers and them boys down there in Manchester, Bob.

Is Joe Joyce a traveler?

Yeah, Joe Joyce is a traveler.

As in the guy with the iron chin?

Yeah. You come on, Nanny. I'm telling you, you've been talking shit in your life. Those guys in the parking lot all the time. That sounds like- That's your cousin, Patrick McGillney.

That's one of his stories. You're a pedophile back from the bugs of Ireland. Listen, you get no private fight. You accepted me challenged last night. He said you'd come box me in Bolton this morning. I've been here since half past 7:00. You're dirty bog man's bastard. Oh, wow. I beat you, Barney. So get yourself out of fucking Appleby. What you fucking breed.

You've got 70, 80 men there. Oh, my God. You guys' prime should be sponsoring this.

Yeah, get rid of that. Lucas' April. Every one of them box, Barney. So get your ass down, hey. You get no private fight. Let's get down and I'll give you a fight of your life. You're good for nothing bogman's bastard.

Yeah, these guys are great.

Yeah, they're very intense. You want an apology, you get no fucking apologies.

It's just families for years that have been fighting and making these videos.

Wow.

Dude, did you see the guy who... Have you ever been involved with these guys?

Luckily, no. I just wanted to stay away from all of that. I feel like it's a lot of work.

Oh, yeah, but that's an easy promo video. I mean, that guy cut that in two, three minutes in a parking lot.

But I don't know.

No budget.

Do I need that in my life?

I don't know. I mean, I just think if you started promoting that thing, could that be the next thing?

Well, I don't know. I think it'd be very weird if we start promoting that with the Sidemen.

Yeah, that's true. But if it were Sidemen versus Trap, like this straight up real deal Joe Joyce grandchildren Trap.

I think I'd be able to hold my own, but I feel like the others would fail tremendously.

I think it'd be interesting to watch, though. When you look at... Because a lot of celebrity fighting started... Muhammad Ali did it a long time ago, I know. Then they had...

George Foreman.

George Foreman did it. Did you get those ideas from that, or was it just something you guys... That was a world you wanted to get into?

I think because of us just entering the world in general with the whole YouTuber's thing, me firing Joëlla, Then Logan Paul, et cetera. It just made sense to create our own organization, Misfits, where I feel like the name is perfect for it. Misfits, it's different to everything, and it's its own thing, and people just love it. It's just entertaining. We just make fights that people wanted to see for years happen, or we just make things like tag team fights happen, et cetera. We don't care, bro. We just wanted to make it entertaining.

Entertainment. Are you on the board that chooses the fights, or how do you guys do it? Not really.

I normally approve of fights, but a lot of times, Mams is in charge of that. With me, I'm the one that actually does the fight. So as in, I actually fight.

Oh, yeah, you fight.

I know you fight. No, but as in, that's more my forte as of now. Then when I take the back burn, then maybe I'll be more invested. But for now, Mams is just the guy who really sets the fight up.Mams is?At all like his small counsel.

I see.

Wow.mams is my manager.Got it. Yeah.

When you see that Mike Perry's in this new fight, suddenly for me, I was way more excited.

I think you'd much rather fight an old man. It's just so much easier. Why would he fight That's so true. Yeah. Why would he fight?

Let me get back in this chat, bro.

Did you see the fight between Silva and-What was that?

What was that?

What was that?

What was that? It was Patty Cake.

It was hard. It was hard. It was hard.

It was checking someone's pockets for their phone.

That's what I mean. That's who Jake Paul fought. These are the people that Jate Paul fight. That's why I'm like, Why would he now go into a super hard fight?

Well, at some point, it has to be that if he... Because he really pushes himself very hard that he's a boxer.

No, he pushes himself as the legend killer. I see. That's the angle he's going. He said, I destroy all these legends when they're 50, because that's who I am. I'm Jake Paul.

Slayer of senior citizens.

That's his forte.

Yeah, he's like osteoporosis, basically.

That's why him finding Mike Perry, it's like, no, Mike Perry is still in his prime.

Mike Perry is a doll, dude.

Yeah, bro. Have you seen what he does? Bear knocker. Yes. Holy shit, bro.

Dude, he's had the best fights. Have you met Michael Venom Page before?

Yeah, I trained with him.

No, I love him.

He's sick. Such a good fire.

He's so creative, dude.

He's so cool. Yeah, bro. Especially his knockouts and everything, the way he moves.

He's so fun to watch. It's almost like he has extra necks inside of his neck. Because he's like... It's like he's...

A snake.

Yeah, he just got that. When you're watching him, it's like, you almost... I'll be sitting there watching him, and I'll start doing it. It's just like... Have you seen it? Yeah. You don't talk about it. He's like... He's got his own thing going on, his own style. Because a lot of fighters, they're like, it's just more squared up. Yeah, he's like, good.

Yeah, he's elusive bouncing. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, bro, it's crazy.

With the neck?

Well, he just... He can... Maybe I might have... I don't know what picture. I might be watching on 169 or something.

I'm not really staring at his neck.

Yeah, I think I just see him, the length of him. I don't know.

Okay. No, I mean, it's fair.

I don't know. This is going to turn into a fan fiction. You were an MVP.

Starts moving that neck all of a sudden.

No, I'm a huge fan of his. That's been one of the neatest things I think, about just becoming a UFC fan over the past few years, man. Have you been to the fights?

Yeah, but I go to as many UFC things as I can. Well, in England anyway. I think it's amazing.

Yeah, there's one coming up in Manchester.

Yeah, it's very good. God, dude, it's so much fun, isn't it? Bro, it's brutal. Actually, what was crazy for me was, as a British guy, I went to the UFC in Miami, 299.

Bro. Wait, that was Poirier versus Ben Wasei. Yeah.

That fight was insane. But oh, my God. When Trump came in, I didn't expect everyone to scream like that. Bro, It was the loudest cheer of the whole night. I didn't know people love Trump like that.

People love him.

Over here, for us, we think everyone hates Trump. He's like, Oh, Trump bad. I go over there. Oh, my God. It's like, he's Jesus. Yeah.

He's like, yeah, he's a little bit of like a... But people love him. When he comes in, the UFC, people love him. But the media doesn't like him in America. I'm. But the people are more and more like him.

Well, I'm not in the politics.

I know fuck all. People used to hate him, but I think sometimes the politics is interesting, though.

I'm too stupid for it. As in, imagine if I became- You will one day.

No. You'll become a politician. If I became a Prime Minister, then it's over for the world, man.

Well, for England, anyway.

For who, specifically? Well, let's take them out by city.

I'll probably be like, Okay.

Essex is out.

No more taxes. I'll be like, No more taxes. No more taxes. Then all of a sudden, NHS is just there like, All right, now what, guys? What do we do? We're struggling. We have no funding. I'm like, Oh, shit. Fuck. Instantly, I'm in a hole. For me, when it comes to policies, I'm good, man.

You're like, Unlimited prime for everyone. That might not be bad. No taxes, free prime. You could win on that campaign. That's what's crazy.

No taxes, free prime. That's what's crazy. That's it. That is why.

Well, the The biggest thing about Trump is he was always a shady businessman. I think everybody regarded him as that. But Hollywood built him up because they had a show called The Boss or something. The Apprentice. The Apprentice.

I do remember that.

Hollywood made him this big thing, and then they got pissed when he won President. They're like, What the fuck? Then Hollywood was like, Fuck him. But you built him.

It's true.

You made him. But now people, I think, are more on this. I just think it's getting weird. The guy we have is not doing good, and it's just a bit much over there. But the social media controls everything it feels like these days.

Yeah, social media has a lot of power, and just in how people think I feel. For example, even with Instagram, you can just... Let's say you're a woman, you go on an Instagram and you're just seeing all these women looking 10 out of 10, but they've all had worked on, and it's just the way to get to that level is you have to get worked on. Eventually, your mind's going to think, Oh, maybe I need to get filler. Maybe I need to do this with my eyes or do this with my cheeks and stuff like that to to that level. It's slow, but it slowly takes over people's minds, and that's why you need to just definitely step back sometimes and just be like, No, man. I'm happy with myself. I'm happy with my way of thinking. But because it's just social media, it's just everywhere, and it's becoming everything, it's getting harder and harder to do that.

Yeah. Oh, I would feel horrible because you'll see a lot of young girls getting lip filler.

Yeah, but I hate it. They can't even chew.

I saw a woman that had having soup and it just unhaving soup. I'm like, I've never seen fucking even like, What are we doing here?

I've told my girlfriend, Please never in your life ever do anything. Every now and then, she's like, I'm thinking of... I'm like, No, don't you dare. You are naturally beautiful. Stop.

Yeah, that's what we need. Yeah, bro. And some of that is men. Men need to let women Even know. I think women are a reflection of the men in their lives, right? And I really believe that if we let women know you are perfect, you are fine as you are, then they wouldn't live in this place where they always feel like they're having to adjust. As well. But yeah, social media is crazy. Did you see John Shahidi? Do you know who that is? No idea. So he created Happy Dad, right? With the Nelk Boys. Oh, Okay. That group, John's a great guy.

Wait, could you bring him up? I might-Let's bring him up.recognize him.

But they just took away. His Instagram was @John, J-O-H-N. At John? He had at John.

He had that.

For four years. How the fuck did he get that? He woke up the other day and they had taken it away from him because they want to sell it, because they think it's too marketable, and they took it.

I'm trying to think if I recognize this guy.

He He's often with Kyle Forigard. John's a really super creative guy. Okay.

When he lost at John, what? Instagram just took it from him. Yeah. Can they do that?

Instagram took it from him. Let's see. Instagram changed My username today to this bootleg name, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd, nd.

Oh, my. I mean, I guess technically it is still John.

That's a good point. But no explanation. Not sure why I even have the bootleg app, but Meta truly does not care about their users. Nobody there replies with reasoning. So he reached out like, How did you just take my name? Yeah.

Well, I mean, if they're just there like, It's our platform. Now what?What are you going to do?What.

Are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do if somebody says like, Yeah, JJ, we don't like what you're saying anymore?

Then, you know the mean where the guy just disappears? Yeah.

I'm out. It goes into the bushes. Oh, yeah.

I'm out. What can I do?

But that's the thing. It's like we don't have any... It's almost like we can write whatever we want, but it's like they own the paper.

Yeah, that's a good analogy.

So when they can fuck, and you're like, what the fuck does all this even mean? They can fucking... It's just dirty. But yeah, they did that to him. Apparently, he had... Trump came on Logan's podcast, and they mentioned John on there, and the next day is when it happened. But they said it's people with short names, four letters or less. Apparently, there's an article somewhere. It's like four letters or less. They want to take those names like Tom, John.

Wait, I've got KSI.

Well, do you? When's the last time you checked? Fuck. Oh, shit. This guy fucking woke up and was gone. Fuck. What would you do? We'd have to storm.

What? Would they give me, underscore, underscore, underscore, KSI? Yeah, maybe. What the hell?

I don't Oh, God, that's alarming. Or KSI lube.

I mean, they could give you- No, but that's unfair.

I agree.

But I guess they could do whatever they want.

They can do whatever they want.

Do you think- What would you do? Do you think Metta could just stop posting photos for you?

Yeah, I'm sure they could eliminate you.

Imagine if Metta just decided to just add a dick pick. It's not even of you, just a dick pick, just as your next post. Then they ban you for it. They frame you.

Totally.

Holy shit.

Wow, dude. If that happened, hopefully... My buddy Jason, because I never sent my own dick pics, but I would rent them for my buddy Jason. For 10 bucks, he would let you use his dick, send it to somebody because he's a really... He's just that guy. I probably spent 30 bucks fucking-Wait, what? Gifting his wiener out.

Rating dick pics.

Yeah, from him. Well, he had a decent wiener on him for one. And two, it looked enough like my penis, where as if somebody then actually showed up with the T-Mu version of it, people aren't going to be that upset.

Wait, did it ever get leaked?

Not yet. And if it does, it's not mine.

I can't imagine. So would you share them with your friends? Like, Oh, yeah, bro, look. Oh, well, I have my dick pic.

Oh, no, I'm not trading mine.

Okay.

I have more of an artist dick anyway. Some people have more of a traditional wing or whatever.

What's an-Mine is just more of like art.

It's built like one of the French Alps a little bit. Bring up one of the Alps, one of the smaller Alps, or like a candy corn. You have candy corns here at Halloween?

I don't think so, no.

Bring up a candy corn, bro. Good day, said. It's like that, yeah.

The smiley face.

The one with the smiles on it, yeah, Yeah, it's been like one of those. Yeah, it's just like that, man. Have you ever seen that part of the rocket that falls back to space? Oh, yeah.

Okay. I imagine it gets bigger, right?

Well, all right. Imagine all you want, bro. Hey, it's fan fiction, man. Who make it happen to you?

Fuck, man.

It's more like the little engine that could. You see people are like... It's like the one that comes at the end of the race, but people are still there clapping, even though they're already packing up the beverages and stuff.

I've had that.

That's where I was lost in a...

I think it was either a 400 or 800 meter race. I was really unfit back in the day as a kid to the point where... Did you do cross country?

Yeah, we ran some.

Yeah, so I would do cross country, but whenever there was a bush, I would hide there to just avoid everyone and then come out at the end just to pretend that I finished the race.

God, you sound like a peeping Tom just popping out of different Bush.

Well, luckily, I was a child. That's true. If I was this age, then...

You were before your time.

But so Yeah, I think it was... I must have been at 800 because if it was 400, that's really sad. But I remember I got halfway, and I was like, I can't do it. I can't finish it. Because I ended up walking. I was just like, Fuck, I'm just going to walk all the way to the end. It got to the point where a teacher came out of nowhere, ran up to me, and she was like, We're going to finish this together. I wanted to die. Honestly, Honestly, that whole year of my life was one of the worst years of my life.

Was it because you- Just because of this teacher.

This one teacher thought she was doing a good deed, but instead she ruined my life by forcing me to run with her. She was like, You've got this. You can do it. You can do it, JJ. You're so close. I was just laughing. I was down like, Oh, God, this is embarrassing. It would have been better if I just walked by myself. Yeah, Why have you come to try to be a good person?

Yeah, why are you trying to be a good person? Yeah, they should outlaw good personing at certain times. Let me suffer on my own.

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No. He's cool, man. Yeah, but obviously, I've seen them find everything. Yeah, they're great.

Nigerians are so friendly.

Yeah, we can be.

A lot of friendly people, man.

It depends on the day.

Do you feel Nigerian sometimes? Do you just feel British?

I think it depends on if it's light food, when I'm eating to a lot of rice and Panda jam and okra and all of I feel pretty Nigerian. Or if I'm going to a Nigerian wedding or if I'm getting my extended family asking for money all the time, I feel pretty- Oh, yeah.

They ask me for money, too. Even on email.

I feel pretty Nigerian at that point. But then, I guess when I'm, I don't know, going to a private school, I feel pretty British.

Yeah, that's British, huh?

When I went Because I went to a private school for a secondary school, I felt pretty British. Yeah.

Well, I see the kids, they're wearing suits and everything. It's really unbelievable.

Yeah. I guess in America, you guys can just wear whatever, right?

Kids look like shit in America. I mean, they're drinking Good Prime.

They look like fucking, dude.

They look like anybody could have put them together. Yeah. At least here, they look a little bit haberdashed, like somebody cared a bit more.

Haberdash is actually a place.

It's a town?

No, it's a private school. Oh, really? Yeah, Haberdashers, Merchantailors. I went to Berkhamsted.

Wow, that's fancy, dude.

It just sounds fancy, doesn't it? Habitashers, merchant tailors.

But do you eat at the long tables? Yeah. Wow. That must have been so much fun.

We had cheese pots. Yeah, man, it's crazy. For lunch, we'd get servings. Just be like, Oh, I'd like this. Oh, actually, this looks quite good. We had options. Yeah, God, it's nice. It's crazy.

We had a kid that would always bring ants in from outside, and he put them in his fucking pockets. Halfway through the next class, he'd have fucking ants all over him, and he'd have to go to the nurse or whatever. He was always cheating the system or whatever to get out of class. But he was a fucking real zookeeper of a boy, if you will. You know what I'm talking about? Or just different types of kids growing up. Who else did we have? Bring somebody up.

Okay.

Yeah, we just had all types of... We had this kid who would bring ants, and he would get all the ants.

Why?

Just so he could get bit later, and then he could tell the teacher.

Where's he finding all these ants?

Outside. Unlimited ants from God. They just had as many as you could want in the schoolyard. Why?

He's just picking them up.

Yeah, they're free, brother.

Wow. Okay. Did anyone try that with bees?

No, nothing like that. You'd see crickets A lot of times people would bring a bunch of crickets and let them loose in the class. And so they would mess around and people would be a bit wild about it, I guess.

Did you learn anything in school? It sounded like-We didn't.

A lot of stuff. We had limited learning, I remember, was the name of our school, I think. I remember they had a map of America, right? And then above it where Canada is, they didn't even say Canada. It just had a picture of a wolf chasing a boy. That was it. And that was like Yeah, it was just a limited knowledge. We learned about Christopher Columbus. We didn't learn a ton about the UK.

Yeah. Well, I imagine Europe isn't even on the map for United States. No.

Miami was as far as we would learn.

But yeah, America has gotten weird, man.

We might be sailing back over here soon. Oh, wow. Keep the ports open.

Well, I mean, have you seen the weather here, man?

It's not that great. We'll take it. You They could adjust it. They're doing cloud seeding and stuff now.

Maybe that's what's happening in England because it's just always trash. One minute it's sunny, the next is raining, then it's sunny again, then raining, then sunny, then raining. This is all in one day. What the hell? It's really hard to dress for it.

If you're... Oh, that's for true.

That's why I'm wearing this. Normally, I'll be wearing a T-shirt, wear middle summer, but now I'm like, Okay, should I be prepared for rain, thunder, storm? Snow? In summer?

Yeah, anything. What do you go for a vacation then if you're going in Europe? Is there somewhere you like to go?

I recently went Japan. Oh, wow. Japan was a huge culture shift. I've been there before, but it was like this time I really dogged and explored everything.

Because you took a break recently. Yeah. Is that when you went?

Yeah. I'd say a 6-8 month break to just really Really relax and enjoy my life a little because I feel like I've just been working quite a lot. Just doing so much. So yeah, Japan was one of it. I was there for two weeks. That was the longest holiday I've had in decades, honestly.

Did you feel like a big person They're like a...

Because they're- Not really. What? As in physically?

Physically sized ones, yeah.

Yeah. Yes, I felt pretty big.

Because they're just so Yeah, they're quite...

I guess the smaller side.

They're so kind. You almost could pick a Japanese person up and set them somewhere else, and it seems like they would stay there where you put them.

Yeah.

They're just so hospitable.

They are so nice. It's weird. To the point There was one point where we were going to a restaurant, we ate there, and we paid the bill, we left, and they would come out, as in the chef and the owner would come out and start bowing while we were leaving. We're just like, Why have they done They have more people inside to serve. But they're just so polite, so genuine.

The bowing, though, they bow, then you bow. But then since you bow, they bow again. It really becomes like, It's like watching a Penguin's arms or whatever. It just gets really bizarre, I think. Yeah.

They get awkward if you try to shake their hand. They don't know what to do.

They freeze up real easy.

Yeah.

They can get a little bit glitchy, I think. Glitchy? Yeah. A lot of glitching in the matrix over there. I am Japan, dude. What else was I going to ask you about?

I'm trying to think where else I went to. I went to Oh, yeah.

Going to Japan is so rare. What was something that surprised you about it?

What surprised me? The love of like, porn. Oh, wow. Yeah. There's the whole I had a department for it.

You had a department at a grocery or something?

Well, yeah. We went into this building, and it was full of comics and manga and everything. You've got manga from all types, like Dragon Ball to... There's other mangas, but I'm such a Dragon Ball fan that I don't really care. But then there's an 18 plus section, and it's funny, they have it with a bit of a curtain. Then there's no one there to check if you're 18 plus, but you can tell it's a little like, Oh, are you sure you want to go in here? Yeah. I was there with my girl. We just open it up and it's just crazy. Like all types of crazy ass manga porn. I'm talking tentacle, I'm talking robot, I'm talking wheelchair, probably.

What is manga? What does that mean?

Manga is like comics.

Okay. So anime porn style?

Yeah, pretty much.

There's one I always hear about. Oh, wow. So it's all drawn porn.

It's not- It's drawn, yeah. I remember when we walked in, there was this old guy who was furiously looking for this one book. He already had six in his hand, and he's just there. Speed mode, just looking for that one, that one that he hasn't got, that collection. You could tell he'd been used up. He'd been chugging.

Empty.

Yeah, he was- Spraying. Just always.

God, put the cork in him. Somebody call his mom. It's sad when somebody just jerks off forever.

I feel like we all I used to.

Yeah, but some people have said, You know what? I'm going to keep doing it. I think at that point, it gets a bit much. I just got to, let me see. I think I'm 19 days off of pornography and masturbation right now. Wow. Congrats. Thanks, man. It's the longest I've been.

Wait, okay. Explain to me, how have you got through Blue Bulls?

I have ejaculated by nature and by God, just touching me in my sleep or whatever. But I have not. But then- But I haven't jerk myself. I haven't- Well, then that's free, brother. No, that doesn't count.

The 19 days is done, bro.

No, that doesn't count.

No, it does.

No, that's not like it.

What do you mean God touched me?

Sometimes I would pray that God would touch me while I was sleeping, but I wasn't going to touch myself. But it's just a human restraint. But no porn and no touching. No touching my own body. 19 days, man. For me, it's been good.

Well, I feel like for me, I think the longest I've gone is about a week, a week and a half. Then blue balls, bro, it just finishes me. I'm there like it hurts. I'm in pain. I feel like I have period pain.

Yeah, it is. I guess you have period pain in your nuts, probably. It's that time of the month.

So I'm there like, Yeah, screw this.

Would you think you'd ever make a sex tape, do you think? No, I don't.

I think maybe- Did you ever think of it at one point? I think 10 years ago. I That was part of me thinking, You know what? I feel pretty confident. And then, thank God, I didn't. Yeah, I'd probably imagine. The thing is, though, I feel like men get away with it more than women.

That's a good point. I Yeah, but I don't know if you could have been still- Well, I guess Kim Kardashian smashed it. Yeah, I guess. They just had an art... What was that thing Ray J was talking about, I think, with Kardashian? If you look at it, did it alter the direction of history?

Oh, wow. You know what? I think Kim Kardashian is so influential. I probably did. Look how many women just are influenced by her.

Oh, yeah.

Bro, even I'm influenced by her. I bought Skims, underwear.

No, really?

What the fuck?

Yeah, that's a lot.

But, bro, it's so comfortable.

Yeah, but it's for... I like it. It could be for anything.

No, I mean, there's a male section.

Oh, there is. I didn't know that. No, what?

You thought I was I didn't know you were walking in. No, brother. Come on.

I was like, Why is JJ hiding his Campbell type? That's what I wanted to know, dude.

No, there's male underwear now. And, bro, it's really comfortable.

I didn't know that.

But yeah, it's like, what? She's a billionaire. There's so many people- I agree, man. Who look up to her.

Kanye's good music was when they were together. But they did start. The bad lip stuff was started by them.

The lip filler. Yeah, but that's what I mean, influential. Yeah, that's true. It's great. So yeah, you know what? I agree with you that they have changed history.

Did you actually call a producer about a sex tape? You just thought about it. How far down the road did you go?

No, I'd say I made a video, and I was like, If it gets this many likes, then I'll do a sex tape. It has actually got that many likes, but-Time's changed. Times have definitely changed. Yeah, it's just I can't see it now.

Yeah, I wouldn't be good at having a sex tape, I don't think. I just wouldn't.

Have you been close?

No, I filmed something with a girlfriend thing. Okay, yeah. But not a couple of cameras shoot, just a couple of geeked-up perverts on their phone. Okay, But that was a long time ago.

Just amateur. Yeah, very amateur. Well, I mean, that's a category. Yeah, that's true. That does very well. Yeah.

Yeah, been on that category before and pleased with some of the stuff they have on there.

Have you ever been on JOY?

No, I haven't. Okay. Joy?

Yeah, I don't. Joy. What does JOY mean? I'm pretty sure she talks to you.

Yeah, I haven't seen it. She's there like, JOI.

Is it JOI?

The most powerful schema description language and data validator for JavaScript. No.

Okay. Maybe not then.

See, I haven't been on there. I think there's going to... Yeah, with that H, I haven't even done the RV or whatever. The VR. Vr, yeah. I haven't done the VR. That could be quite interesting. Pornography. I haven't even used that. Have you ever used it?

No.

Me neither.

But I think it would be a really interesting experience. You I've read up that, not AI, but AGI is around the corner. We can get robots, humanoid robots, just being able to do our chores. We're able to have conversations with them.

But the second somebody gets one, they're going to fuck it.

No. If there isn't a hole down there, how are you going to- People will put one in.

People are disgusting. The second you get anybody like, Hey, we give me some cereal, get me some blowjob.

Yeah, but what? There's no way. What's the AI going to say? Yeah. Whatever you want.

I'm tired. Not right now. I don't know.

That function isn't in my capacity.

Or what if they mess up the things? What if they mix up one of the things? That would be it. You better, we want to make sure you don't get a cheap one because if that's it. If you ask for a blow job and it starts Julian a carrot or something, you're going to be in a tough spot, man. Yeah, man.

Well, yeah, look.

Elon Musk, Jesus Christ, Tesla Optimist Robot says, Everyone will want one.

I feel like everyone would want one. I definitely would try it. Imagine someone who's able to just do all the chores. Do the bed when I wake up or do the washing, clean the floor.

But what about this then? What if one day robots get actually sentient, Okay. And they become as we are. Will they be upset? Will they be like, You enslaved those robots. You made them do your bidding.

What if they just enjoy doing their job?

Now, that's true.

What if they're just there like, I'm sentient. Or sentient?

Sentient.

And they're just there like, Oh, this is great. Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah. You know what? I love washing plates. God, that's great. Why is everyone always thinking over the bad situation? You're right. There could be sentient beings that just want to do chores. That's their favorite thing. Imagine them having to talk to us. They're like, Oh, fuck that. Don't talk to me. Let me just do chores.

Yeah, let me keep working. Yeah. That's nice. You got to get one. You can probably afford one as well.

Yeah. I'm so in. I'm just seeing how ChatGPT is evolving. I'm looking at NVIDIA stock.

Yeah, I just looked at some.

Looking like a red penis.

Just up. Looking like a real Nigerian sex Lord.

Just not going down. I want to short it so badly. Do you?

Oh, bro. I know, but it looks like it could be Apple where it just keeps going up and splitting.

I feel like it'll just obliterate me. But I don't know. Maybe I feel like you have to wait for, I don't know, something bad to happen to do with AI. I don't know if- But what bad could happen? If a bad thing did happen, an AI just became smart and said, I'm going to just hack everything. I'm just going to hack your iCloud. Now I have your body's dick pick.

Jason.

Yeah, and it just releases that. All of a sudden, NVIDIA's stock just flaccid.

That's a good point. What if AI started to be like, Fuck everybody. It started just sending emails to the other people. It just decided.

Well, imagine they just love trolling. Yeah. That would actually be low-key hilarious.

Just trolling at a moment. It'd almost be like a good movie concept. It might be hard to pull off. But if you had AI as a troller, that's what they chose to do.

Did you troll when you were younger?

I didn't troll that much, I don't think. At first, they didn't even have the internet when I was a little kid, you couldn't even... You just had to call somebody a name right in front of them. You had to be there in person. You had to show up and do it. You had to put in the work.

Okay. Well, you could send a letter?

Yeah, I guess you could. You could do a letter, maybe. Just a letter? Letter was fun as well because we had a lot of pedophiles and stuff in our area. We would often send letters. I'd send letters to my friends and say they were from... My friend's dad would be like, Why the fuck is this guy sending you a letter? Just creating shit around the home or whatever, creating intrigue around the home. What do you feel like... People are always saying, What's next? Do you feel okay coming back from your break? Do you feel invigorated? Was it hard to Because taking a break is big. I've thought for years I'm going to take a break, and it's very hard to.

The scary thing is, we've taken a break, is if you step off the treadmill, do you think you'll be able to get back on it? Do you think you'll be as fit to get back on it? Or do you think you'll just hop on and fall off.

Yeah.

For me, I feel like I'm at a point where I've stepped off the treadmill before. I'd say around 2017, where I took a super long break and then came back and everything was all right. I was like, Oh, okay. I'm in a place now where I can take a break and it's okay. I feel like a lot of YouTubers or streamers or whatever are always worried that they might not reach the same level they're at if they take a break. So they decide to never take a break.

But then-They go crazy. Like Fuzzi. They go crazy.

Yeah, bro.

Fuzzi died at the mall or whatever.

He went nuts, bro. But he's gone nuts before. He's done this and crashed down, and then he's done this again and crashed down.

Yeah, it's wild, man. The pressure of those, that constant streaming, you weren't even at that. You weren't like that. You were more of a vlogger, right? Is that safe to say?

What's the term?

I know you do a lot of stuff.

Yeah. I mean, nowadays, I just sit in front of a camera and laugh. That's pretty much- But it's infectious and people like it. If that was my job description in terms of YouTube, it's that.

But you didn't have to ever sit there like Kai Sonette or those guys where they're doing that seven-hour stream.

I did use to stream. Oh, I didn't know that. When I was younger, no. But it's not That huge part of my life. It was like, I did it for about, I'd say, a year or so. I just streamed games and stuff. This was 2012, 2013 when streaming wasn't really as big as it is now. I did streaming. I did YouTube videos, but I did everything.

Yeah, you have a Mr. Beast. You have your own thing.

I'm definitely not Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast is on a completely different level, bro.

Did you see him in North Carolina when you were there? Yeah, he did.

That's why I went. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I went there for a YouTuber, like those 50 YouTubers, and he put it in a box and just chaos, and only one could survive. Yeah, man, it was crazy. Different challenges left on inside of him.

You were competing against other people?

Yeah, it was so fun. I was a menace, man. For me, my idea was- Just demon? Well, I'm naturally just a nice guy anyway. I went to, Hi, everyone. It was cool to see old faces, left, right, center. But then as soon as the cameras were on, I'm there like, I'm just going to be content. My goal is just content. People trying to sleep, I'm shouting in their ears like, Yo, no sleep in tonight, baby. Wake the fuck up. No sleep in tonight. Yeah, bro. The thing is because everyone there is a little timid and everyone's a bit standoffish, a bit reserved because everyone's a big YouTuber in their own, right? People have got 20 million, 30 million, 40 million, 50 million subscribers left, right, and center. I've got on one channel, 20 something, and then another 16 something, whatever. But I don't give a shit, bro. For me, I'm there. I'm just there here to just have a good fucking time. Obviously, some people really wanted to win the one million. It was the grand prize of one million. But for me, bro, I was just there. I'm here just to have a good Where the competition, was it fun?

Is it out yet?

It's not out yet. So I can't explain the challenges. For sure. Yeah, it was definitely cool to see different YouTubers.

Was it inspiring to see MrBeast create something like that?

He showed me around Greenville, the different areas that he's bought just for videos. Insane, bro. Man just spent... I don't even know how I can say this, but he spent Like millions on just a bit of land for one video, just like that. It's just like he's happy just to do that. Then the money that he makes from that puts it into another video. He doesn't care about profit. He's there like, Reinvest, reinvest, reinvest. It's just incredible. The only reason you go to North Carolina is for Mr. Beast. He runs it. I was like, It's such a smart model because the most interesting thing in that area is working for Mr. Beast. That's so crazy. Bro, so he's always got everyone there gagging to work for him because it's like, are you going to work at McDonald's or are you going to try and work for Mr. Beast? You're always going to always go for Mr. Beast. Do you want to be a politician? Or do you want to work for Mr. Beast?

I want to work for Mr. Beast.

Bro, do you want to be a teacher? Fuck that.

I would like to teach Mr. Beast.

I want to, yeah.

I would like to be at Mr. Beast Junior High.

Exactly, bro.

Is it inspiring? Or do you feel like it's a different- No, not at all.

I went in there, and if anything, it made me go, Yeah, I will never reach this level. But I was okay with that.

And I'm okay with that.

Yeah, that's the point where I was at.

Because that's interesting because sometimes in life, you meet people or you meet people who are doing things above you or differently than you, and you say, Oh, I could do this. But then sometimes Sometimes that's cool to hear that you also sometimes meet people and you're like, Oh, this is amazing, but this is not my thing.

I didn't think, Wow, okay, now I want to be up there with one of the biggest YouTubers in the world. I'm there like, No, for that. Because especially with what he's put into it, no, man, it's just long. I already have been doing so much for so long. For him, he's going on to that next level. I feel like I'm in a good space with the Sidemen. I've got a bit of music here, boxing here. Got my own little YouTube here. If I want to stream every now and then, I can. It's nice. I'm still able to do some with my girlfriend, still able to do stuff with my friends and family. I'm able to have a nice, balanced life. Him, it's just work. He lives, breathes, sleeps, work. That's a lot. But that's why he's the most subscribed YouTuber in the world.

Yeah, it's interesting what it takes, huh? Yeah.

I'm there like, Fuck that.

Fuck that, bro.

Fuck that, bro. I'm good. I don't need to do that shit.

Put me in my wheelchair, homie. I'll be fine. Jj, thanks so much, man. Yeah, I know. My pleasure, bro. For coming and hanging out, man, and just making me feel welcome in your country. It's really cool.

Yeah.

And yet, thanks for starting the celebrity box. And then just like that's been something, especially throughout pandemic, I think it gave a lot of people some weird thing to just cheer for, be against or whatever. Just commentate.

I've got a fight coming up where I'm fighting two people.

At the same time?

At the same. Well, it's a tight team. Okay. Yeah, August 31st. Yeah.

And how do you feel about it?

I feel pretty confident. I feel pretty good. I'm I've seen it as a warm up to hopefully fight Amina Khan end of the year. What? Yeah. But with this, it's just like, so these two guys, Slim and AT, have been top of the league when comes to misfits. They've pretty much been most of their opponents. Slim has never lost, et cetera. For me to fight not one but two of them, it's going to be a good challenge.

So they can tag each other in whenever they want?

They can tag in and tag out whenever they want.

And what if one of them gets knocked out, then you still have to knock the other one out? Yes.

Oh, damn, bro.

Wow.

That's sick.

Fuck, it's exciting.

I guess we're missing. That's what we want. We want it to be exciting. We want people to be like, Oh, this is not like normal boxing. But I love it.

Everything evolves. That's the thing. It's like, sometimes we get stuck in tradition. It's like, I don't want things to change. I don't want anything. But then everything has always evolved, right? And it's just the way the things always have been.

I mean, look radio. But radio was like, Oh, fuck TV, man. It's all about the radio. Then TV came through, smashed it. Then it was the internet, and TV were like, Oh, the fuck is the internet? It's not going to do anything. Boom, the internet, it's in your face. Next up, AI. It's taking over, bro. Humanoids. I know. They're just going to come through, bro.

I just hope I'm okay.

Bro, smash through your door. There's nothing you can do.

I'm going to stay upstairs then if they come. I just don't. I don't want to. I'm just going to stand by the window and just button my button again.

How cool would it be? I know it's going back to the whole humanoid thing, but it just fascinates me because the idea of space travel becomes a thing. Imagine we can just take-With AI, you mean?

Because it'll tell us how to do it.

Well, no. No, I was thinking more taking a humanoid AI and just sending it off. Oh, It can go to Mars.

We practice humans then. It's to give a crash test dummy that can actually fucking-Yeah, exactly. Give you a ring back and let you know what's going on.

What's going on? You good? What's up? What's up with your systems and everything?

Yeah, how's your system? Hey, what's your sister up to? And he's like, What are you talking about? Because people are perverts, dude. The second the guy reports any information from Mars, you're like, Hey, where's your sister?

You're going to be gone a while.

But no, you're right, dude. We won't even have to be the aliens. We'll just create them.

Yes. And then we'd be able to just conquer different planets.

What about, so if certain countries They get the robots, and the robots will fight the wars for them.

Oh, shit. Yeah, but then how would that work?

Then it would just- Nobody would win, really. Yeah, it just- But it would be a whole new league of sports, though.

Well, would you... Last point is, because I was talking to my girlfriend about this, is having sex with a humanoid, cheating.

No way.

She was like, Well, it is. But then I'm there like, Oh, so then you consider a humanoid robot as human?

It would have to depend on how human... If it puts its makeup on, then I would say yes. But if it just stands there and is like, Let's do it, or whatever, then I would say no, probably.

But then how would you feel if you had your girl?

See, that's not fair.

She was just getting destroyed by this.

You're like, Yeah, why are there...

But it's Big black robot. Yeah.

He can be fucking... Great. Now, even we have to worry about the black robots. That's the most messed up part. It's like we have to worry. Even the black robots are taking our women, dude. Yeah, imagine you come home and you're sitting there and three robot dudes come and just sit. You're like, What? I thought we had a date night tonight. He's like, We do.

Yeah.

Jj, man, thank you so much, dude, for all the years of entertainment, and also spending time with me, man. Congratulations, dude. I think it's really inspirational to just see what you do and just your attitude to take breaks and to just be transparent about some of the stuff that goes on. It's important because a lot of people are in this space now and in this world because it's the world we live in, and they want to be able to learn from people that are willing to share honestly about what goes on.

Well, and likewise, man. I've seen you come up. It's been phenomenal, man, the way you just I think for me, I saw a lot of your stuff just on TikTok. Just how fucking random you are. It was absolutely amazing to experience it in real life. Oh, thanks, man. Just the random things you say Just out of thin air. It's just hilarious.

Well, thanks, dude. Thank you. I used to feel more creative. Did you ever used to feel more creative? Yes.

I feel like- Isn't that weird? Yeah. I don't I don't know why. It's just... Or maybe we're still as creative, but we have to just churn out more.

Yeah, maybe that's it.

Because people just want more and more content all the time.

Oh, even three years ago, it seemed like if you put out a really neat clip, it lived longer. Now, it's a week.

If that. If that. Yeah, maybe even a day.

People have forgotten. You could murder if nobody cares four days later.

You could murder someone.

You didn't make I saw the clip that says you were not convicted. People think you're not a murderer now, which you've made it all. It's crazy, though.

I feel like a policeman would still remember that.

Yeah, you're right, probably. So you're right about that. Dude, best of luck in the fight. August 31st. Yeah, bro. Thank you. Okay, great. And that's streaming on Misfits?

That is on Misfits, yeah.

Okay, great, man. And that's going to be... Where's it taking place at?

Dublin, for your arena. Oh, yeah. Mental, right?

That's going to be crazy, dude.

I can't Can't wait to be at the Free Arena. Apparently, it's such a sick stadium. Yeah. Or arena, should I say?

Awesome, man. Thank you so much for your time, brother. Sweet. Cheers, bro.

Do I just leave now?

We can just, yeah. I think we just can be done whenever.

I just am really I literally just walked in and there was no warmup or anything.

Yeah, that's how the robots do it.

It's just raw, bro.

Hey, look, I might be one of those human. Fuck. God, I would hate that, though. Imagine you get home and the robot wants to fuck and you're like, Give me a few minutes, and it's just chasing you around the house.

What would you do?

You'd have to fuck it.

Because you can't say no. Yeah. It'll rip a door off. Yeah, bro. It's there like, The fuck is this? You think this will stop me?

What do you mean? We're fucking. It's just short circuits. We're fucking. More soup.

We're fucking. When would it stop?

I don't know.

Maybe- As in, no, when- When the battery's down, I guess. So it could just go on forever.

What if you try to turn it off from your phone, but your phone dies or something? And you said it's a heavy fucking right now.

All right, we should stop.

Yeah, I think we're done, man. Cheers, man.

Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

I can feel it in my bones, but it's going to take.