I've got some tour dates to tell you about. Bethel, New York. Wallingford, Connecticut. Portland, Maine. Bangor, Maine. Moncton, Canada. Las Vegas, Nevada. We're coming back during the LSU USC football game weekend. That's August 30 and 31st. Oklahoma City, north, Little Rock. Finally getting there at Arkansas and looking forward to that baby. I praise God mine Springfield, Missouri. Kansas City, Missouri. Sioux Fall, South Dakota. La Crosse, Wisconsin Green Bay, Wisconsin, and Moline, Illinois. All tickets are through theovon.com tour. And thank you so much for supporting live comedy. Today's guest is a stand up comedian. He's a podcaster. He's my friend, and I'm just really grateful that he's coming in today. You know him from his podcasts, whiskey, Ginger, and bad friends. He's got a bunch of new tour dates coming up for his fall tour. I'm grateful to spend time today with mister Andrew Santino. Shine that light on me.

I'll sit.

And tell you my story shine on me and I will find a song I've been singing.

Fucking Fitzsimmons.

Greg Fitzsimmons. What's wrong with him?

He's finally coming out.

No.

After all these years. Cause I'm sick. I can't. I don't want to hide it anymore. I'm tired, dude.

I went to dinner with a buddy of mine the other day. Came out of the closet at dinner. Yeah. Before we even ordered appetizers.

I'm like, let me get something in my belly first before I hear that kind of news.

Well, let me get something in my mouth if you've had something in yours. You know? That's all I know. It's like, bro. Because it was. There was nothing to do, you know? I didn't realize how nervous I would get if somebody was like, I guess, like, immediately gay in front of me, or like, they, you know, was like, a reveal. I don't know if it's called, like, revealing.

It's called a surprise.

Yeah, surprise.

Surprise. I'm gay. Yeah, but it's. Is it a surprise? Because we usually know.

I.

We almost always know. You don't have a good this.

I had no idea.

I'm have a really good gaydar.

Really, really good. My uncle used to get the hiccups if somebody was gay around him.

Right. Yeah. You get congested.

Well, he just couldn't handle it. I think there was something inside of him.

The Lord, maybe.

And you see him start to fucking kind of bubble up a little. Like a fucking. Like he was made out of champagne, you know, just, you know, dude, the crazy here was people moved Hulu. Yeah. Hulu's doing it. Well, they're doing one special a month, which is amazing. So you get the whole month. Cubs, man. My grandfather played, like, triple A ball or in Chicago or Iowa, whenever their farm team used to be over there. He played for one of their farm teams a long time ago. I got. We were leaving. Oh, yeah, we were leaving. I fucking drilled some dude with my car, right? Hit his car.Oh, I thought you said hit the guy.No, thank God. He was in his car when I hit him. Get out of my car. Run up to his window, he goes, dude, I'm so sorry, dude. He was so fucked up. He fucking thought he hit me.Apologize to you, do. My bad.Yes, your bad, dude, you got to fucking.Got to be careful, bro.These streets are small, dude. And I went and got back in my car and took off. Fuck. That dude was fucked up. Another time I went to green day. That might have been the first you ever saw the opening ban for them. I was so high, I thought the opening ban was green day. Sang every green day song while the opening band was up there. I think it was like rusted root or something. I don't know who it was, right? Sang all. And then I was ready to leave my buddy, like, dude, they're not even on yet. Another time.You already had that green day show.Somebody gave me some fucking. Somebody gave me some fucking raccoon pills or something, and I was just fucking out there raccooning, you know? And I couldn't. Couldn't see anymore, so I could only see with my hands, right? And so I wandered to the back and started feeling on a cop if I could let. Made me leave. And then what else happened? Good. At a concerte. Oh, there was one thing I was gonna tell you. Oh, dude. So the other night, I'm in Las Vegas, and my brother came, right? And it was fun. We had a great time. And then afterwards, there's a restaurant in the win called Delilah, right? It's like a nice place.Yeah, yeah, I've been there. It's nice.It's like. Yeah, F. Scott's. Fitzgerald's vibe, you know? It's pretty cool. So we sit in there, and Fat Joe was in there. So he goes on stage. Joey crack, right?Terror squad love him.And at first, like, it's going pretty good. You know, some people are kind of into it, some people aren't. I'm standing up, like, kind of singing and cheering stuff. Cause a friend. A friend of mine loves Fat Joe, and they're close, and so I wanted to be respectful right. And. But some people are in there being a little bit too cool. But then he's like, play another one, man. And they fucking play. And then people are like, oh, shit, he did that song, too. And then it kept fucking stacking up. Then he. Next thing you know. Cause it was NBA summer league or something going on there. So the play starts getting packed. He's been on stage for, like, 25 minutes. Then Ja rules. And there he fucking brings Ja rule up, baby. Damn, that. Then Akon is fucking. They were like, damn, he's out of prison. I thought.I thought he had deported, dude.And he fucking pulls him up, dude. He got a work release for him for about ten minutes. Brings him up on stage. By the end, dude, Fat Joe. It was unbelievable, bro.That. What a shit. That's what a show it was. And unexpected. No. You didn't know he was going on?No.That's wild when that kind of stuff happens. That's unbelievable when they're like, yeah, we'll just. I guess we'll just play a song and someone shows up. Someone shows up. I've never. I've heard about these. This is like, lore to me. I've only been at shows that are, you know, supposed to happen. I've never been lucky with, like, dude, and then it just turned into a concert.Yeah.Lucky boy.Before you get out of here, you've. People see you with the Kelsey's all the time. What's their life like now? Do you know any from when you first met them? Kind of. Do things seem any different? They're definitely, you know, it's. Fame and popularity are interesting and kind of scary.So scary and weird. I mean, I met Travis a while ago, Jason. I'm new. I'm new to. No, I met him through. Through Travis. And Travis is. I've said this before, and I mean it. He's been the same since I met him. If I texted him now and said joking around about something, he would. He would joke just as we were back then. I think, you know, he's much more. He's much busier now than he's ever been because of his life and his growth in his career. And then the confluence of him dating the most famous woman on earth is wild, but he's 100% the same cat. I mean, like, it's. It's what I don't think I've ever experienced at that level where he's the same guy.Same guy as.And he's bigger than he's ever been.Yeah.I don't know, man. He's been. He's always kind of been that dude, and I think he wasn't going to let this change him. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I'm not smart enough to understand, but.Well, it's probably a good thing.I hope. I would hope so, because he was.In that league, too. It's like, you can. You know, I'm saying, like.But it's. It's. It's like a different kind of stardom now. It's weird, and it's critical. It's crazy. Critical for no reason, you know, like, the fans are. They pick apart everything you wear, everything you do, everything you say in that Taylor Swift world. So it's. It's. I know. Thank you. I don't. I don't. I don't want that kind of. We already get enough criticism as comics, and most of the time, it's like, what do you do? We're fucking around. Like, we're joking, but with him, we don't know. It's got to be. Its poignancy. It's like everything has to be legitimized and talked about, and I don't know how I. How he handles it, but he does it really well. I think, also, he doesn't give a shit because he's just enjoying life.Do you think he's a government op? There's been a lot of. Of people that say that, you know, he was.He has been coerced by the government many times to try to join forces, and he refuses. From what I know, every time he calls me, you know, they offer him something to try to be a part of. You know, he's been offered to be.Play for the Chargers 100%.And he will not. Absolutely not. No chance.We're not doing that.They asked him to move to Brussels for a little while, the government, and he wouldn't do that. So he's never. He's never really gone through with it, because there's no amount of money you could convince him he's not gonna do it. He'll stand his ground. Kelsey is not going to work for the government.He's a stand your ground guy.He's a stand your ground guy. Standing ground. He's a fight guy.He is.Fight, fight, fight.That was crazy, wasn't it?It's amazing.If I get shot, dude, I'm out, bro. I'm crawling out.Even. Even my ear. As small as my ear the whole time. Yeah, I'm crying. My ear, my ear. I'm certainly not funny fight. That's a new level of bravery.No, I will just post fight on Twitter. I wouldn't even bet what Twitter's for. Twitter is for when you get shot.Then you say, yeah, I wish they would.Yeah.Try me one more time. Yeah, I'm not saying fight out loud. That's begging for another person.Do you see that? Home run derby winner. Let's get you out of here. Who was that guy who won it?Titan Zayn.And it's a child.That's a phenomenal name. Titan Zane.Titan Zane.That is an incredible name, dude.Yeah, you better be good at something, though.Six year old Titan Zane. Look at the size of that.Whoa, dude, that's a woman.My.That's a. God, that's a guy. Wow. Jesus Christ, dude.And look at the kids next to him that are quarter of a size. Damn, dude, that's incredible.Titan Zane.Bro, the turn is amazing. Look at the turn. The hips. Oh, belt facing the target. It's all hip, dude, that's all hips do. Wow.Those end up same height as Bobby, too, which is crazy.Yeah, same weight. Same height and weight. Let me see that clip again of him swinging.I used to call him Blobby Lee. That was the saddest.It was mean, but it was true. Oh, Titan Zane. The name is great. Oh, he was reaching for the stars. You know this guy, man, he was getting.That kid is scared. You see that kid step back.So scared.Can't handle it. Titan Zane.Dude, that's uncrustables at its finest right there, baby.That's awful. Look at that, bro. Look at that frickin. Oh, sad.Good for that kid, man. St. Louis Pinto tournament, home run derby. Titan Zane. Good for you. Tz.That's what, that's, you got to adopt, dude.Tz, I would adopt a hundred percent.Get a Polynesian.I'm looking for.What brand do you go if you adopt, man? What do you got?Islands. Some islands. Gotta get an island.Yeah, just cuz that little guitar they come with, right?Yeah, it's part of the package. Oh, but you gotta buy more strings. They break them often.But the craziest thing is, it's like they take the biggest guy, little guitar.That's poetry, baby. That's poetry. That's beautiful poetry.It's art.It really is.You don't get to see it much. New tour, freeze Peach.Freeze. Peach tour, new tour. I'm doing 20 some odd cities.Hell, yeah. Are you going to Chicago?Yeah, playing Chicago theater, I think. I'm not doing that. Till the new year. I think I'm in Yanuar, so some.In the fall, some in the spring.Yeah, yeah. We tour through. I go through from September to February and then I, and then I end of February in Minneapolis. In Minnesota. Minneapolis.And bad friends isn't. You guys are just, you guys are banking some episodes.Yeah. We're gonna do Australia. We're touring in Australia in the middle of my tour. And then we both are going to, he's going to shoot something. I'm gone. He's, he's getting popular again. He had dinner last night with, uh, or not dinner. They met up. Michael Bay. Michael Bay wanted to meet up with him.Really?Yeah. Michael Bay. To hash some old beef. Michael Bay had some beef with him. Apparently he had said something on the pod and Michael Bay was like, I want to set the record straight. So they met last night.Some mongolian beef, huh?Yeah, dude. Some beef and broccoli. This guy, I'll show you the picture. He, he was, it was pretty impressive, by the way. He said to me he was nervous. He was nervous, but here, that's him and Michael.No way. That's Michael Bay.Yeah.And who's that little fucking.Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if, anyway, he talked about it on Rogan. That was the problem. Michael heard about it and was like, pan face.Somebody called him that.He said.And it wasn't one of us.No, well, it was.I think he just heard it wrong.Right.We might have said it. Michael Bay produced it.He directed it.Yeah. Yeah.And action. Let's do it again. Yeah, we did it like seven or eight times.Can you believe Michael Bay said that to him? No way.No, he didn't say it to him. That's why I think that's, that's a inflated. But he methadore him last night. So I wonder, I'm gonna, after this, we're meeting up, so I want to hear what he said. I'm curious to know how he directed his feelings.Oh, yeah. Look, I've got a dumpling esteem with you, Bobby. You know, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. I want to come and do bad friends, man. I'd love to. Appreciate it.Anytime. I would love to have you. Thank you for having me.Yeah, I'm glad we both went to this.It was amazing, man. One of the best shows. And if you have a chance, you know, I don't know when this comes out, but they only got a couple weeks left of the tour. I think they end second week of August or something like that. They don't have much left.Yeah, I think they're on break for a little bit and then they have one more week in. In Vegas, I think.Yeah. Yeah. They do a couple back to backs and then it's. And then inside tip. If you are a dead and company fan or a dead fan at all, the rumor is that it. This. There is no plans to do it again. So who knows? This could be one of the last times. I mean, who knows? Might not be. Might be. Yeah. August. There you go. That second week. August and then that. That's it, baby.That's crazy.1238, 910. She gone, she gone, she gone.Congratulations on everything, dude. Yeah. I feel fortunate that we've gotten to have to be able to work in the same field together.Yeah, me too, man. It's been amazing. And I want to keep seeing you.Shoot up in the space and it's be fun. Well, as long as I just want to shoot over there. To bad friends and enjoying you guys come through.Yeah, we want to have you come.Through and settle it all. Bobby, if there was. There was a chance I was going to be the bad friend.I heard. Yeah. Through the grapevine.And Bobby, you know, I know he's not here. You know, he. I'm not gonna say led me on or whatever, but I was just.He does lead everybody.Does he?Yeah, he's. Yeah, well, which is ironic because he's a follower, not a leader. He leads people on, but he's much of a follower.Well, he led the right guy in. You guys choice, man.I love you. I appreciate you.Love you, too. Thanks, Andrew.Thank you, Mandev.I'm just floating on the breeze and.I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take.

people moved Hulu. Yeah. Hulu's doing it. Well, they're doing one special a month, which is amazing. So you get the whole month. Cubs, man. My grandfather played, like, triple A ball or in Chicago or Iowa, whenever their farm team used to be over there. He played for one of their farm teams a long time ago. I got. We were leaving. Oh, yeah, we were leaving. I fucking drilled some dude with my car, right? Hit his car.Oh, I thought you said hit the guy.No, thank God. He was in his car when I hit him. Get out of my car. Run up to his window, he goes, dude, I'm so sorry, dude. He was so fucked up. He fucking thought he hit me.Apologize to you, do. My bad.Yes, your bad, dude, you got to fucking.Got to be careful, bro.These streets are small, dude. And I went and got back in my car and took off. Fuck. That dude was fucked up. Another time I went to green day. That might have been the first you ever saw the opening ban for them. I was so high, I thought the opening ban was green day. Sang every green day song while the opening band was up there. I think it was like rusted root or something. I don't know who it was, right? Sang all. And then I was ready to leave my buddy, like, dude, they're not even on yet. Another time.You already had that green day show.Somebody gave me some fucking. Somebody gave me some fucking raccoon pills or something, and I was just fucking out there raccooning, you know? And I couldn't. Couldn't see anymore, so I could only see with my hands, right? And so I wandered to the back and started feeling on a cop if I could let. Made me leave. And then what else happened? Good. At a concerte. Oh, there was one thing I was gonna tell you. Oh, dude. So the other night, I'm in Las Vegas, and my brother came, right? And it was fun. We had a great time. And then afterwards, there's a restaurant in the win called Delilah, right? It's like a nice place.Yeah, yeah, I've been there. It's nice.It's like. Yeah, F. Scott's. Fitzgerald's vibe, you know? It's pretty cool. So we sit in there, and Fat Joe was in there. So he goes on stage. Joey crack, right?Terror squad love him.And at first, like, it's going pretty good. You know, some people are kind of into it, some people aren't. I'm standing up, like, kind of singing and cheering stuff. Cause a friend. A friend of mine loves Fat Joe, and they're close, and so I wanted to be respectful right. And. But some people are in there being a little bit too cool. But then he's like, play another one, man. And they fucking play. And then people are like, oh, shit, he did that song, too. And then it kept fucking stacking up. Then he. Next thing you know. Cause it was NBA summer league or something going on there. So the play starts getting packed. He's been on stage for, like, 25 minutes. Then Ja rules. And there he fucking brings Ja rule up, baby. Damn, that. Then Akon is fucking. They were like, damn, he's out of prison. I thought.I thought he had deported, dude.And he fucking pulls him up, dude. He got a work release for him for about ten minutes. Brings him up on stage. By the end, dude, Fat Joe. It was unbelievable, bro.That. What a shit. That's what a show it was. And unexpected. No. You didn't know he was going on?No.That's wild when that kind of stuff happens. That's unbelievable when they're like, yeah, we'll just. I guess we'll just play a song and someone shows up. Someone shows up. I've never. I've heard about these. This is like, lore to me. I've only been at shows that are, you know, supposed to happen. I've never been lucky with, like, dude, and then it just turned into a concert.Yeah.Lucky boy.Before you get out of here, you've. People see you with the Kelsey's all the time. What's their life like now? Do you know any from when you first met them? Kind of. Do things seem any different? They're definitely, you know, it's. Fame and popularity are interesting and kind of scary.So scary and weird. I mean, I met Travis a while ago, Jason. I'm new. I'm new to. No, I met him through. Through Travis. And Travis is. I've said this before, and I mean it. He's been the same since I met him. If I texted him now and said joking around about something, he would. He would joke just as we were back then. I think, you know, he's much more. He's much busier now than he's ever been because of his life and his growth in his career. And then the confluence of him dating the most famous woman on earth is wild, but he's 100% the same cat. I mean, like, it's. It's what I don't think I've ever experienced at that level where he's the same guy.Same guy as.And he's bigger than he's ever been.Yeah.I don't know, man. He's been. He's always kind of been that dude, and I think he wasn't going to let this change him. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I'm not smart enough to understand, but.Well, it's probably a good thing.I hope. I would hope so, because he was.In that league, too. It's like, you can. You know, I'm saying, like.But it's. It's. It's like a different kind of stardom now. It's weird, and it's critical. It's crazy. Critical for no reason, you know, like, the fans are. They pick apart everything you wear, everything you do, everything you say in that Taylor Swift world. So it's. It's. I know. Thank you. I don't. I don't. I don't want that kind of. We already get enough criticism as comics, and most of the time, it's like, what do you do? We're fucking around. Like, we're joking, but with him, we don't know. It's got to be. Its poignancy. It's like everything has to be legitimized and talked about, and I don't know how I. How he handles it, but he does it really well. I think, also, he doesn't give a shit because he's just enjoying life.Do you think he's a government op? There's been a lot of. Of people that say that, you know, he was.He has been coerced by the government many times to try to join forces, and he refuses. From what I know, every time he calls me, you know, they offer him something to try to be a part of. You know, he's been offered to be.Play for the Chargers 100%.And he will not. Absolutely not. No chance.We're not doing that.They asked him to move to Brussels for a little while, the government, and he wouldn't do that. So he's never. He's never really gone through with it, because there's no amount of money you could convince him he's not gonna do it. He'll stand his ground. Kelsey is not going to work for the government.He's a stand your ground guy.He's a stand your ground guy. Standing ground. He's a fight guy.He is.Fight, fight, fight.That was crazy, wasn't it?It's amazing.If I get shot, dude, I'm out, bro. I'm crawling out.Even. Even my ear. As small as my ear the whole time. Yeah, I'm crying. My ear, my ear. I'm certainly not funny fight. That's a new level of bravery.No, I will just post fight on Twitter. I wouldn't even bet what Twitter's for. Twitter is for when you get shot.Then you say, yeah, I wish they would.Yeah.Try me one more time. Yeah, I'm not saying fight out loud. That's begging for another person.Do you see that? Home run derby winner. Let's get you out of here. Who was that guy who won it?Titan Zayn.And it's a child.That's a phenomenal name. Titan Zane.Titan Zane.That is an incredible name, dude.Yeah, you better be good at something, though.Six year old Titan Zane. Look at the size of that.Whoa, dude, that's a woman.My.That's a. God, that's a guy. Wow. Jesus Christ, dude.And look at the kids next to him that are quarter of a size. Damn, dude, that's incredible.Titan Zane.Bro, the turn is amazing. Look at the turn. The hips. Oh, belt facing the target. It's all hip, dude, that's all hips do. Wow.Those end up same height as Bobby, too, which is crazy.Yeah, same weight. Same height and weight. Let me see that clip again of him swinging.I used to call him Blobby Lee. That was the saddest.It was mean, but it was true. Oh, Titan Zane. The name is great. Oh, he was reaching for the stars. You know this guy, man, he was getting.That kid is scared. You see that kid step back.So scared.Can't handle it. Titan Zane.Dude, that's uncrustables at its finest right there, baby.That's awful. Look at that, bro. Look at that frickin. Oh, sad.Good for that kid, man. St. Louis Pinto tournament, home run derby. Titan Zane. Good for you. Tz.That's what, that's, you got to adopt, dude.Tz, I would adopt a hundred percent.Get a Polynesian.I'm looking for.What brand do you go if you adopt, man? What do you got?Islands. Some islands. Gotta get an island.Yeah, just cuz that little guitar they come with, right?Yeah, it's part of the package. Oh, but you gotta buy more strings. They break them often.But the craziest thing is, it's like they take the biggest guy, little guitar.That's poetry, baby. That's poetry. That's beautiful poetry.It's art.It really is.You don't get to see it much. New tour, freeze Peach.Freeze. Peach tour, new tour. I'm doing 20 some odd cities.Hell, yeah. Are you going to Chicago?Yeah, playing Chicago theater, I think. I'm not doing that. Till the new year. I think I'm in Yanuar, so some.In the fall, some in the spring.Yeah, yeah. We tour through. I go through from September to February and then I, and then I end of February in Minneapolis. In Minnesota. Minneapolis.And bad friends isn't. You guys are just, you guys are banking some episodes.Yeah. We're gonna do Australia. We're touring in Australia in the middle of my tour. And then we both are going to, he's going to shoot something. I'm gone. He's, he's getting popular again. He had dinner last night with, uh, or not dinner. They met up. Michael Bay. Michael Bay wanted to meet up with him.Really?Yeah. Michael Bay. To hash some old beef. Michael Bay had some beef with him. Apparently he had said something on the pod and Michael Bay was like, I want to set the record straight. So they met last night.Some mongolian beef, huh?Yeah, dude. Some beef and broccoli. This guy, I'll show you the picture. He, he was, it was pretty impressive, by the way. He said to me he was nervous. He was nervous, but here, that's him and Michael.No way. That's Michael Bay.Yeah.And who's that little fucking.Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if, anyway, he talked about it on Rogan. That was the problem. Michael heard about it and was like, pan face.Somebody called him that.He said.And it wasn't one of us.No, well, it was.I think he just heard it wrong.Right.We might have said it. Michael Bay produced it.He directed it.Yeah. Yeah.And action. Let's do it again. Yeah, we did it like seven or eight times.Can you believe Michael Bay said that to him? No way.No, he didn't say it to him. That's why I think that's, that's a inflated. But he methadore him last night. So I wonder, I'm gonna, after this, we're meeting up, so I want to hear what he said. I'm curious to know how he directed his feelings.Oh, yeah. Look, I've got a dumpling esteem with you, Bobby. You know, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. I want to come and do bad friends, man. I'd love to. Appreciate it.Anytime. I would love to have you. Thank you for having me.Yeah, I'm glad we both went to this.It was amazing, man. One of the best shows. And if you have a chance, you know, I don't know when this comes out, but they only got a couple weeks left of the tour. I think they end second week of August or something like that. They don't have much left.Yeah, I think they're on break for a little bit and then they have one more week in. In Vegas, I think.Yeah. Yeah. They do a couple back to backs and then it's. And then inside tip. If you are a dead and company fan or a dead fan at all, the rumor is that it. This. There is no plans to do it again. So who knows? This could be one of the last times. I mean, who knows? Might not be. Might be. Yeah. August. There you go. That second week. August and then that. That's it, baby.That's crazy.1238, 910. She gone, she gone, she gone.Congratulations on everything, dude. Yeah. I feel fortunate that we've gotten to have to be able to work in the same field together.Yeah, me too, man. It's been amazing. And I want to keep seeing you.Shoot up in the space and it's be fun. Well, as long as I just want to shoot over there. To bad friends and enjoying you guys come through.Yeah, we want to have you come.Through and settle it all. Bobby, if there was. There was a chance I was going to be the bad friend.I heard. Yeah. Through the grapevine.And Bobby, you know, I know he's not here. You know, he. I'm not gonna say led me on or whatever, but I was just.He does lead everybody.Does he?Yeah, he's. Yeah, well, which is ironic because he's a follower, not a leader. He leads people on, but he's much of a follower.Well, he led the right guy in. You guys choice, man.I love you. I appreciate you.Love you, too. Thanks, Andrew.Thank you, Mandev.I'm just floating on the breeze and.I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take.

Cubs, man. My grandfather played, like, triple A ball or in Chicago or Iowa, whenever their farm team used to be over there. He played for one of their farm teams a long time ago. I got. We were leaving. Oh, yeah, we were leaving. I fucking drilled some dude with my car, right? Hit his car.Oh, I thought you said hit the guy.No, thank God. He was in his car when I hit him. Get out of my car. Run up to his window, he goes, dude, I'm so sorry, dude. He was so fucked up. He fucking thought he hit me.Apologize to you, do. My bad.Yes, your bad, dude, you got to fucking.Got to be careful, bro.These streets are small, dude. And I went and got back in my car and took off. Fuck. That dude was fucked up. Another time I went to green day. That might have been the first you ever saw the opening ban for them. I was so high, I thought the opening ban was green day. Sang every green day song while the opening band was up there. I think it was like rusted root or something. I don't know who it was, right? Sang all. And then I was ready to leave my buddy, like, dude, they're not even on yet. Another time.You already had that green day show.Somebody gave me some fucking. Somebody gave me some fucking raccoon pills or something, and I was just fucking out there raccooning, you know? And I couldn't. Couldn't see anymore, so I could only see with my hands, right? And so I wandered to the back and started feeling on a cop if I could let. Made me leave. And then what else happened? Good. At a concerte. Oh, there was one thing I was gonna tell you. Oh, dude. So the other night, I'm in Las Vegas, and my brother came, right? And it was fun. We had a great time. And then afterwards, there's a restaurant in the win called Delilah, right? It's like a nice place.Yeah, yeah, I've been there. It's nice.It's like. Yeah, F. Scott's. Fitzgerald's vibe, you know? It's pretty cool. So we sit in there, and Fat Joe was in there. So he goes on stage. Joey crack, right?Terror squad love him.And at first, like, it's going pretty good. You know, some people are kind of into it, some people aren't. I'm standing up, like, kind of singing and cheering stuff. Cause a friend. A friend of mine loves Fat Joe, and they're close, and so I wanted to be respectful right. And. But some people are in there being a little bit too cool. But then he's like, play another one, man. And they fucking play. And then people are like, oh, shit, he did that song, too. And then it kept fucking stacking up. Then he. Next thing you know. Cause it was NBA summer league or something going on there. So the play starts getting packed. He's been on stage for, like, 25 minutes. Then Ja rules. And there he fucking brings Ja rule up, baby. Damn, that. Then Akon is fucking. They were like, damn, he's out of prison. I thought.I thought he had deported, dude.And he fucking pulls him up, dude. He got a work release for him for about ten minutes. Brings him up on stage. By the end, dude, Fat Joe. It was unbelievable, bro.That. What a shit. That's what a show it was. And unexpected. No. You didn't know he was going on?No.That's wild when that kind of stuff happens. That's unbelievable when they're like, yeah, we'll just. I guess we'll just play a song and someone shows up. Someone shows up. I've never. I've heard about these. This is like, lore to me. I've only been at shows that are, you know, supposed to happen. I've never been lucky with, like, dude, and then it just turned into a concert.Yeah.Lucky boy.Before you get out of here, you've. People see you with the Kelsey's all the time. What's their life like now? Do you know any from when you first met them? Kind of. Do things seem any different? They're definitely, you know, it's. Fame and popularity are interesting and kind of scary.So scary and weird. I mean, I met Travis a while ago, Jason. I'm new. I'm new to. No, I met him through. Through Travis. And Travis is. I've said this before, and I mean it. He's been the same since I met him. If I texted him now and said joking around about something, he would. He would joke just as we were back then. I think, you know, he's much more. He's much busier now than he's ever been because of his life and his growth in his career. And then the confluence of him dating the most famous woman on earth is wild, but he's 100% the same cat. I mean, like, it's. It's what I don't think I've ever experienced at that level where he's the same guy.Same guy as.And he's bigger than he's ever been.Yeah.I don't know, man. He's been. He's always kind of been that dude, and I think he wasn't going to let this change him. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I'm not smart enough to understand, but.Well, it's probably a good thing.I hope. I would hope so, because he was.In that league, too. It's like, you can. You know, I'm saying, like.But it's. It's. It's like a different kind of stardom now. It's weird, and it's critical. It's crazy. Critical for no reason, you know, like, the fans are. They pick apart everything you wear, everything you do, everything you say in that Taylor Swift world. So it's. It's. I know. Thank you. I don't. I don't. I don't want that kind of. We already get enough criticism as comics, and most of the time, it's like, what do you do? We're fucking around. Like, we're joking, but with him, we don't know. It's got to be. Its poignancy. It's like everything has to be legitimized and talked about, and I don't know how I. How he handles it, but he does it really well. I think, also, he doesn't give a shit because he's just enjoying life.Do you think he's a government op? There's been a lot of. Of people that say that, you know, he was.He has been coerced by the government many times to try to join forces, and he refuses. From what I know, every time he calls me, you know, they offer him something to try to be a part of. You know, he's been offered to be.Play for the Chargers 100%.And he will not. Absolutely not. No chance.We're not doing that.They asked him to move to Brussels for a little while, the government, and he wouldn't do that. So he's never. He's never really gone through with it, because there's no amount of money you could convince him he's not gonna do it. He'll stand his ground. Kelsey is not going to work for the government.He's a stand your ground guy.He's a stand your ground guy. Standing ground. He's a fight guy.He is.Fight, fight, fight.That was crazy, wasn't it?It's amazing.If I get shot, dude, I'm out, bro. I'm crawling out.Even. Even my ear. As small as my ear the whole time. Yeah, I'm crying. My ear, my ear. I'm certainly not funny fight. That's a new level of bravery.No, I will just post fight on Twitter. I wouldn't even bet what Twitter's for. Twitter is for when you get shot.Then you say, yeah, I wish they would.Yeah.Try me one more time. Yeah, I'm not saying fight out loud. That's begging for another person.Do you see that? Home run derby winner. Let's get you out of here. Who was that guy who won it?Titan Zayn.And it's a child.That's a phenomenal name. Titan Zane.Titan Zane.That is an incredible name, dude.Yeah, you better be good at something, though.Six year old Titan Zane. Look at the size of that.Whoa, dude, that's a woman.My.That's a. God, that's a guy. Wow. Jesus Christ, dude.And look at the kids next to him that are quarter of a size. Damn, dude, that's incredible.Titan Zane.Bro, the turn is amazing. Look at the turn. The hips. Oh, belt facing the target. It's all hip, dude, that's all hips do. Wow.Those end up same height as Bobby, too, which is crazy.Yeah, same weight. Same height and weight. Let me see that clip again of him swinging.I used to call him Blobby Lee. That was the saddest.It was mean, but it was true. Oh, Titan Zane. The name is great. Oh, he was reaching for the stars. You know this guy, man, he was getting.That kid is scared. You see that kid step back.So scared.Can't handle it. Titan Zane.Dude, that's uncrustables at its finest right there, baby.That's awful. Look at that, bro. Look at that frickin. Oh, sad.Good for that kid, man. St. Louis Pinto tournament, home run derby. Titan Zane. Good for you. Tz.That's what, that's, you got to adopt, dude.Tz, I would adopt a hundred percent.Get a Polynesian.I'm looking for.What brand do you go if you adopt, man? What do you got?Islands. Some islands. Gotta get an island.Yeah, just cuz that little guitar they come with, right?Yeah, it's part of the package. Oh, but you gotta buy more strings. They break them often.But the craziest thing is, it's like they take the biggest guy, little guitar.That's poetry, baby. That's poetry. That's beautiful poetry.It's art.It really is.You don't get to see it much. New tour, freeze Peach.Freeze. Peach tour, new tour. I'm doing 20 some odd cities.Hell, yeah. Are you going to Chicago?Yeah, playing Chicago theater, I think. I'm not doing that. Till the new year. I think I'm in Yanuar, so some.In the fall, some in the spring.Yeah, yeah. We tour through. I go through from September to February and then I, and then I end of February in Minneapolis. In Minnesota. Minneapolis.And bad friends isn't. You guys are just, you guys are banking some episodes.Yeah. We're gonna do Australia. We're touring in Australia in the middle of my tour. And then we both are going to, he's going to shoot something. I'm gone. He's, he's getting popular again. He had dinner last night with, uh, or not dinner. They met up. Michael Bay. Michael Bay wanted to meet up with him.Really?Yeah. Michael Bay. To hash some old beef. Michael Bay had some beef with him. Apparently he had said something on the pod and Michael Bay was like, I want to set the record straight. So they met last night.Some mongolian beef, huh?Yeah, dude. Some beef and broccoli. This guy, I'll show you the picture. He, he was, it was pretty impressive, by the way. He said to me he was nervous. He was nervous, but here, that's him and Michael.No way. That's Michael Bay.Yeah.And who's that little fucking.Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if, anyway, he talked about it on Rogan. That was the problem. Michael heard about it and was like, pan face.Somebody called him that.He said.And it wasn't one of us.No, well, it was.I think he just heard it wrong.Right.We might have said it. Michael Bay produced it.He directed it.Yeah. Yeah.And action. Let's do it again. Yeah, we did it like seven or eight times.Can you believe Michael Bay said that to him? No way.No, he didn't say it to him. That's why I think that's, that's a inflated. But he methadore him last night. So I wonder, I'm gonna, after this, we're meeting up, so I want to hear what he said. I'm curious to know how he directed his feelings.Oh, yeah. Look, I've got a dumpling esteem with you, Bobby. You know, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. I want to come and do bad friends, man. I'd love to. Appreciate it.Anytime. I would love to have you. Thank you for having me.Yeah, I'm glad we both went to this.It was amazing, man. One of the best shows. And if you have a chance, you know, I don't know when this comes out, but they only got a couple weeks left of the tour. I think they end second week of August or something like that. They don't have much left.Yeah, I think they're on break for a little bit and then they have one more week in. In Vegas, I think.Yeah. Yeah. They do a couple back to backs and then it's. And then inside tip. If you are a dead and company fan or a dead fan at all, the rumor is that it. This. There is no plans to do it again. So who knows? This could be one of the last times. I mean, who knows? Might not be. Might be. Yeah. August. There you go. That second week. August and then that. That's it, baby.That's crazy.1238, 910. She gone, she gone, she gone.Congratulations on everything, dude. Yeah. I feel fortunate that we've gotten to have to be able to work in the same field together.Yeah, me too, man. It's been amazing. And I want to keep seeing you.Shoot up in the space and it's be fun. Well, as long as I just want to shoot over there. To bad friends and enjoying you guys come through.Yeah, we want to have you come.Through and settle it all. Bobby, if there was. There was a chance I was going to be the bad friend.I heard. Yeah. Through the grapevine.And Bobby, you know, I know he's not here. You know, he. I'm not gonna say led me on or whatever, but I was just.He does lead everybody.Does he?Yeah, he's. Yeah, well, which is ironic because he's a follower, not a leader. He leads people on, but he's much of a follower.Well, he led the right guy in. You guys choice, man.I love you. I appreciate you.Love you, too. Thanks, Andrew.Thank you, Mandev.I'm just floating on the breeze and.I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take.

I got. We were leaving. Oh, yeah, we were leaving. I fucking drilled some dude with my car, right? Hit his car.

Oh, I thought you said hit the guy.

No, thank God. He was in his car when I hit him. Get out of my car. Run up to his window, he goes, dude, I'm so sorry, dude. He was so fucked up. He fucking thought he hit me.

Apologize to you, do. My bad.

Yes, your bad, dude, you got to fucking.

Got to be careful, bro.

These streets are small, dude. And I went and got back in my car and took off. Fuck. That dude was fucked up. Another time I went to green day. That might have been the first you ever saw the opening ban for them. I was so high, I thought the opening ban was green day. Sang every green day song while the opening band was up there. I think it was like rusted root or something. I don't know who it was, right? Sang all. And then I was ready to leave my buddy, like, dude, they're not even on yet. Another time.

You already had that green day show.

Somebody gave me some fucking. Somebody gave me some fucking raccoon pills or something, and I was just fucking out there raccooning, you know? And I couldn't. Couldn't see anymore, so I could only see with my hands, right? And so I wandered to the back and started feeling on a cop if I could let. Made me leave. And then what else happened? Good. At a concerte. Oh, there was one thing I was gonna tell you. Oh, dude. So the other night, I'm in Las Vegas, and my brother came, right? And it was fun. We had a great time. And then afterwards, there's a restaurant in the win called Delilah, right? It's like a nice place.

Yeah, yeah, I've been there. It's nice.

It's like. Yeah, F. Scott's. Fitzgerald's vibe, you know? It's pretty cool. So we sit in there, and Fat Joe was in there. So he goes on stage. Joey crack, right?

Terror squad love him.

And at first, like, it's going pretty good. You know, some people are kind of into it, some people aren't. I'm standing up, like, kind of singing and cheering stuff. Cause a friend. A friend of mine loves Fat Joe, and they're close, and so I wanted to be respectful right. And. But some people are in there being a little bit too cool. But then he's like, play another one, man. And they fucking play. And then people are like, oh, shit, he did that song, too. And then it kept fucking stacking up. Then he. Next thing you know. Cause it was NBA summer league or something going on there. So the play starts getting packed. He's been on stage for, like, 25 minutes. Then Ja rules. And there he fucking brings Ja rule up, baby. Damn, that. Then Akon is fucking. They were like, damn, he's out of prison. I thought.

I thought he had deported, dude.

And he fucking pulls him up, dude. He got a work release for him for about ten minutes. Brings him up on stage. By the end, dude, Fat Joe. It was unbelievable, bro.

That. What a shit. That's what a show it was. And unexpected. No. You didn't know he was going on?

No.

That's wild when that kind of stuff happens. That's unbelievable when they're like, yeah, we'll just. I guess we'll just play a song and someone shows up. Someone shows up. I've never. I've heard about these. This is like, lore to me. I've only been at shows that are, you know, supposed to happen. I've never been lucky with, like, dude, and then it just turned into a concert.

Yeah.

Lucky boy.

Before you get out of here, you've. People see you with the Kelsey's all the time. What's their life like now? Do you know any from when you first met them? Kind of. Do things seem any different? They're definitely, you know, it's. Fame and popularity are interesting and kind of scary.

So scary and weird. I mean, I met Travis a while ago, Jason. I'm new. I'm new to. No, I met him through. Through Travis. And Travis is. I've said this before, and I mean it. He's been the same since I met him. If I texted him now and said joking around about something, he would. He would joke just as we were back then. I think, you know, he's much more. He's much busier now than he's ever been because of his life and his growth in his career. And then the confluence of him dating the most famous woman on earth is wild, but he's 100% the same cat. I mean, like, it's. It's what I don't think I've ever experienced at that level where he's the same guy.

Same guy as.

And he's bigger than he's ever been.

Yeah.

I don't know, man. He's been. He's always kind of been that dude, and I think he wasn't going to let this change him. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I'm not smart enough to understand, but.

Well, it's probably a good thing.

I hope. I would hope so, because he was.

In that league, too. It's like, you can. You know, I'm saying, like.

But it's. It's. It's like a different kind of stardom now. It's weird, and it's critical. It's crazy. Critical for no reason, you know, like, the fans are. They pick apart everything you wear, everything you do, everything you say in that Taylor Swift world. So it's. It's. I know. Thank you. I don't. I don't. I don't want that kind of. We already get enough criticism as comics, and most of the time, it's like, what do you do? We're fucking around. Like, we're joking, but with him, we don't know. It's got to be. Its poignancy. It's like everything has to be legitimized and talked about, and I don't know how I. How he handles it, but he does it really well. I think, also, he doesn't give a shit because he's just enjoying life.

Do you think he's a government op? There's been a lot of. Of people that say that, you know, he was.

He has been coerced by the government many times to try to join forces, and he refuses. From what I know, every time he calls me, you know, they offer him something to try to be a part of. You know, he's been offered to be.

Play for the Chargers 100%.

And he will not. Absolutely not. No chance.

We're not doing that.

They asked him to move to Brussels for a little while, the government, and he wouldn't do that. So he's never. He's never really gone through with it, because there's no amount of money you could convince him he's not gonna do it. He'll stand his ground. Kelsey is not going to work for the government.

He's a stand your ground guy.

He's a stand your ground guy. Standing ground. He's a fight guy.

He is.

Fight, fight, fight.

That was crazy, wasn't it?

It's amazing.

If I get shot, dude, I'm out, bro. I'm crawling out.

Even. Even my ear. As small as my ear the whole time. Yeah, I'm crying. My ear, my ear. I'm certainly not funny fight. That's a new level of bravery.

No, I will just post fight on Twitter. I wouldn't even bet what Twitter's for. Twitter is for when you get shot.

Then you say, yeah, I wish they would.

Yeah.

Try me one more time. Yeah, I'm not saying fight out loud. That's begging for another person.

Do you see that? Home run derby winner. Let's get you out of here. Who was that guy who won it?

Titan Zayn.

And it's a child.

That's a phenomenal name. Titan Zane.

Titan Zane.

That is an incredible name, dude.

Yeah, you better be good at something, though.

Six year old Titan Zane. Look at the size of that.

Whoa, dude, that's a woman.

My.

That's a. God, that's a guy. Wow. Jesus Christ, dude.

And look at the kids next to him that are quarter of a size. Damn, dude, that's incredible.

Titan Zane.

Bro, the turn is amazing. Look at the turn. The hips. Oh, belt facing the target. It's all hip, dude, that's all hips do. Wow.

Those end up same height as Bobby, too, which is crazy.

Yeah, same weight. Same height and weight. Let me see that clip again of him swinging.

I used to call him Blobby Lee. That was the saddest.

It was mean, but it was true. Oh, Titan Zane. The name is great. Oh, he was reaching for the stars. You know this guy, man, he was getting.

That kid is scared. You see that kid step back.

So scared.

Can't handle it. Titan Zane.

Dude, that's uncrustables at its finest right there, baby.

That's awful. Look at that, bro. Look at that frickin. Oh, sad.

Good for that kid, man. St. Louis Pinto tournament, home run derby. Titan Zane. Good for you. Tz.

That's what, that's, you got to adopt, dude.

Tz, I would adopt a hundred percent.

Get a Polynesian.

I'm looking for.

What brand do you go if you adopt, man? What do you got?

Islands. Some islands. Gotta get an island.

Yeah, just cuz that little guitar they come with, right?

Yeah, it's part of the package. Oh, but you gotta buy more strings. They break them often.

But the craziest thing is, it's like they take the biggest guy, little guitar.

That's poetry, baby. That's poetry. That's beautiful poetry.

It's art.

It really is.

You don't get to see it much. New tour, freeze Peach.

Freeze. Peach tour, new tour. I'm doing 20 some odd cities.

Hell, yeah. Are you going to Chicago?

Yeah, playing Chicago theater, I think. I'm not doing that. Till the new year. I think I'm in Yanuar, so some.

In the fall, some in the spring.

Yeah, yeah. We tour through. I go through from September to February and then I, and then I end of February in Minneapolis. In Minnesota. Minneapolis.

And bad friends isn't. You guys are just, you guys are banking some episodes.

Yeah. We're gonna do Australia. We're touring in Australia in the middle of my tour. And then we both are going to, he's going to shoot something. I'm gone. He's, he's getting popular again. He had dinner last night with, uh, or not dinner. They met up. Michael Bay. Michael Bay wanted to meet up with him.

Really?

Yeah. Michael Bay. To hash some old beef. Michael Bay had some beef with him. Apparently he had said something on the pod and Michael Bay was like, I want to set the record straight. So they met last night.

Some mongolian beef, huh?

Yeah, dude. Some beef and broccoli. This guy, I'll show you the picture. He, he was, it was pretty impressive, by the way. He said to me he was nervous. He was nervous, but here, that's him and Michael.

No way. That's Michael Bay.

Yeah.

And who's that little fucking.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if, anyway, he talked about it on Rogan. That was the problem. Michael heard about it and was like, pan face.

Somebody called him that.

He said.

And it wasn't one of us.

No, well, it was.

I think he just heard it wrong.

Right.

We might have said it. Michael Bay produced it.

He directed it.

Yeah. Yeah.

And action. Let's do it again. Yeah, we did it like seven or eight times.

Can you believe Michael Bay said that to him? No way.

No, he didn't say it to him. That's why I think that's, that's a inflated. But he methadore him last night. So I wonder, I'm gonna, after this, we're meeting up, so I want to hear what he said. I'm curious to know how he directed his feelings.

Oh, yeah. Look, I've got a dumpling esteem with you, Bobby. You know, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. I want to come and do bad friends, man. I'd love to. Appreciate it.

Anytime. I would love to have you. Thank you for having me.

Yeah, I'm glad we both went to this.

It was amazing, man. One of the best shows. And if you have a chance, you know, I don't know when this comes out, but they only got a couple weeks left of the tour. I think they end second week of August or something like that. They don't have much left.

Yeah, I think they're on break for a little bit and then they have one more week in. In Vegas, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. They do a couple back to backs and then it's. And then inside tip. If you are a dead and company fan or a dead fan at all, the rumor is that it. This. There is no plans to do it again. So who knows? This could be one of the last times. I mean, who knows? Might not be. Might be. Yeah. August. There you go. That second week. August and then that. That's it, baby.

That's crazy.

1238, 910. She gone, she gone, she gone.

Congratulations on everything, dude. Yeah. I feel fortunate that we've gotten to have to be able to work in the same field together.

Yeah, me too, man. It's been amazing. And I want to keep seeing you.

Shoot up in the space and it's be fun. Well, as long as I just want to shoot over there. To bad friends and enjoying you guys come through.

Yeah, we want to have you come.

Through and settle it all. Bobby, if there was. There was a chance I was going to be the bad friend.

I heard. Yeah. Through the grapevine.

And Bobby, you know, I know he's not here. You know, he. I'm not gonna say led me on or whatever, but I was just.

He does lead everybody.

Does he?

Yeah, he's. Yeah, well, which is ironic because he's a follower, not a leader. He leads people on, but he's much of a follower.

Well, he led the right guy in. You guys choice, man.

I love you. I appreciate you.

Love you, too. Thanks, Andrew.

Thank you, Mandev.

I'm just floating on the breeze and.

I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take.