I got a few tour dates to tell you about. Wallingford, Connecticut. Portland, Maine. Bangor, Maine. Moncton, Canada. Las Vegas, Nevada. Will be back for the USC LSU football weekend. Oklahoma City, northern Little Rock. Springfield, Missouri. Kansas City, Missouri. Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Lacrosse, Wisconsin. Green Bay, Wisconsin. Moline, Illinois. You can get tickets for those at Theo vaughan.com. t o U R. Thank you so much for your support. Today's guest has been in comedy since birth. Pretty much born into the comedy store. He's a comedian. He's an actor. He's an entertainer. run for anything like that? Like, think about it for a second. Like, not right now. Yeah, but I'm like, you know, ve known him since I was little. I sent him flowers on Valentine's day. This is a short film. Oh. This short film is called Court Jester. And I, I love him and I love his story, and I, and I want to do his, you know, biopic. So we did this short film, and it did, it did really well for me. You know, we were at Park City with it and, you know, and people just loved it.Play somebody right there. Oh, by halfway into this, I believe that it's him.Yeah. Yes. You guys are doing great. Now we're gonna scoop.Yeah. It really seems, like, empowering. That's great.Yeah. So.And he was from Louisiana, actually.Yes. He was his brother Lenny. Yeah.And so now since he's passed, is there a. Would you still try to do it? Like, I don't know if that's against the grain or whatever, or is that just can, is a state hire you to do it?Well, here's, here's the deal. In reality, first of all, I'm just an actor, okay. I'm not a lawyer, you know, but from what I, from what I've learned from being in this process, that if you're a public figure, it's called an unauthorized biopic. So, for instance, they happen every day. So, I mean, the Pam and Tommy Hulu special, or Hulu. Or Hulu series was unauthorized.Oh, wow.You know, they didn't.So people can just make it.That's, they do stuff all the time that way. So as long as you don't. Don't do something mean, you know, as long as I do it nice. Like this piece is defaming him. Yeah. You're not defaming him. Then I'll be fine. So I'm in bed with a producer named Mark Walper. W O L P E R, not Wahlberg. And he's been in the game for about 50 years. Him andWarner Brothers. And I have a great writer named Jordan Allen Dutton, who's writing the script. So I'm moving forward with it, and then. But my instinct is, like, your instinct is get his estate to kind of be involved, you know, give them some money, but we'll see. You know, I'm kind of at. At the place where I just want to make the movie, and I just want to kind of do good by him and not defame him.Yeah.And that's kind of my come from. From the beginning of. And it was never about making fun of anything else. You know, his. Richard saved lives, like, his. His save lives, and he helped people, and that's kind of where my come from is. And at the end of the day, yeah, I'm a comic, but I'm a fucking actor.Yeah.You know what I mean?Oh, yeah.A lot of movies. And that's my main thing. And that's why I still sell tickets.Yeah.I don't sell tickets because of my Netflix special or, you know, I'm sell tickets because of this, because I've touched people with my films. And so this lines up. It's kind of like God gave me a softball. I mean, this is, like a really great opportunity for me, and I'm going to do it, and it's going to happen. And we're getting the financing together right now. That's kind of where we are in the process. But I got a great producer that I've been in bed with on this for about six months, and we got a great writer, we got a great story, we've got a great pitch, and he's writing the script right now.Wow.So, yeah, so it's happening.Yeah. And I think, you know, say if you had passed away and you knew before you passed away, you were like, I don't know if I. I want this guy to make this thing about me or to be in it. And who knows if maybe also Richard Simmons was feeling embarrassed about himself, you know, sometimes it's like, I just want to go away. If he knew he was sick, there's just so many little. But then if you did pass away and then somebody made something that was really honoring you and you got to see it, I wonder how you would feel. I feel like I would probably feel like, man, that's pretty cool.Yeah, well, that's how I feel. You know, I feel that he would see it just like, he probably saw.This and even, like, he touched people's lives, like.Yeah, absolutely. And at the end of the day, you know, publicly, he came out and he says, I'm. I don't.Yeah. What did he say?Bring it up. He says, I don't approve of Pauly shore playing me in a biopic. And then he says. He says, I want Tom cruise to play me.So obviously.So, I mean, you know, that's a funny joke, by the way. You know what I mean? That's actually. You know what I mean? But here's another thing, Theo. Like, how do we know this was even him writing this shit? Oh, how do we even know he.Was writing the shit twink that he.Met at the airport or one of his handlers. You don't fucking know.It was probably a twink that he met at the airport. Let's be realistic. It's LA.What does it say? I just read that a man that I don't know is writing a script about bio. I do not approve this movie. I'm in talks with the major's duty to create my own Bible pic. Meanwhile, he passes, right?So obviously he did. You gotta read your own room of your life. Like, if you're passing away, you're not.Writing that type of stuff. You're fucking worried about trying to live.Yeah, dude, you're fucking counting t cells, homie. You're not over here fucking milling around your.That's another thing. I want to get to the bottom. I want to get to the bottom line because, you know, I love Richard, and I know Richard loves me, and I know Richard loves my mom, and I know that I don't have a fucking bad bone in my body.Yeah.And my come from is all about love and, you know, and putting it out in a positive, positive way. And I don't know. And I don't believe that he's the one that wrote all this stuff that. That, you know, and if anything, I got him out. Meaning, like, I got him to see, to just speak.Yeah.Because he'd been so close for so long.Yeah. People hadn't heard from him in a long time. Bring up some of the videos where he helped women lose some weight. I mean, he was the first kind of influencer. He was like a professional wrestler that never wrestled, but danced the fat off of the midwest and other parts of.America, and he made it fun.Yes.The Ellen stuff is great. Yeah.Yeah. There he is. Look at the party off the pounds right there. I remember my grandmother had party off the pounds, dude. And I would sit and watch her move to this hilarious. Before she hated me, but still, look at him. Oh, it's like teletubbies.Because he was. He was chubby, too.Yeah.And you know what would happen is he would. He would get involved with a relationship with, like, an goes to Africa, Ernest goes to the AIDS clinic, probably, I'm guessing. And no offense to Africa, those are rumors. And a lot of that's on redh it.So what do you think? I mean, this is, we can just, can you guys, can you guys Photoshop Theo's head on top of his head?Well, that's the thing. Probably they're just gonna be able to, as long as they license you, whatever. They can put you in a movie, dude.But, yeah, but we gotta do it for you. You're hot right now. This could be good. Scroll up to the top. Yeah, you don't want to fucking do a David Spade movie. Do a fucking. Theo scared of stupid. Theo scared and stupid. It's perfect. I mean, you could just do your face. Let. Put his face back up there. Put his dumb face.Dude, can you do blackface in the future?No, no, no, we don't want to do that here. Put his face back now.Dude, look at this.Wait, here we go.At least we should be able to do native american face, right?Yeah. See this guy do this face right here? Do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Hold on.Yeah, I mean, that's a fucking hit, dude.I don't know.What do you mean? Like, you got to do a series of movies. This is great. It's perfect timing.I don't know, man. Go straight to you here each week. But maybe, I don't know. I mean, the thing about Spade I notice is, like this, what I heard about movies, it's fun if you're with your friends, dude. And if you have to be somewhere, stuck somewhere for a while and it's not your friend or you want to sit there every night and have dinner with, then it just seems like it's not as fun, you know?Yeah. That's why I could never be in that movie, because Dave in it, we're not friends.Y'all aren't?No, fuck that guy. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, no, he's my friend. I met him. You know, I met him. I did a movie with George Burns. No way.Gods must be crazy.No, it's called 18 again. George Burns. You remember George Burns?Yeah, from the gods. Must be crazy.Wasn't he the old guy here put up George Burns 18 again right there. So this is George Burns. This was my first movie ever. George Burns was a comedian back in the day.Oh, yeah. I know he was George Burns. You looked about 98 years old.Yeah, that guy. So I did this movie. See this guy on the left? His name's Charlie Schlatter. So I played Charlie Schlatter's best friend in 18 again. Yeah. So that's why I met George Burns. And that's when I met David Spade, because David Spey was best friends with Charlie Schlatter. So I've known David Spade since I was 19.Wow. David's. I mean, how has he always had so much luck with the ladies? Be honest, man.I don't know. He's sexy.Oh, David's a close friend of mine. I think he's handsome. He's one of the funniest guys. Yes, but how did he get so. I mean, there's other. There's a lot of guys that are like that. Not't know. He would hide from me a lot. He'd always hide from me. One time, he cried on the road with me. He cried because I wanted. It was, we were in Detroit, and that'll do it. And. No, no, we were in Detroit, and, you know, the road manager gives everyone their hotel keys, you know, so Bobby goes to his key, and I just followed him in his room, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm staying with you tonight. You know, I want to stay with you in the room. And he wasn't into that. And I'm like, no, dude, because I don't have anyone. I'm lonely. I want to be. I don't want to go back to my room by myself. Yeah. You know, he. And then he started crying, and then when he cried, I just left. But, um. Yeah, yeah.Oh, yeah. He's definitely. And the crazy thing about him crying, it's like one tear gets in his eye, and it's.Yeah, yeah, he's doing great now, too.It's full.But I. Again, I told him, I said, dude, it's gonna happen for you. He was always neurotic.Really?Yeah. Well, yeah, he was. You know, before his podcast, he was just trying to figure he wasn't. He barely was selling out comedy clubs.Wow.You know what I mean?I've always. He's one guy who could never change a word from his set, and I.Would still funny every single time.There's just actually, when he walks up, it's already. The setup is already there.Yes.And not in a negative way. The setup is already there. Yeah.No, I love Bobby. Bobby is very, very close with her. I I do see him at the korean spa sometimes. He gets really fucking freaked out when I go again.Really?Yeah.He showed his butt hole to some kids somewhere. I don't know where that was at. I'm trying to remember. If I don't. There's a video that is definitely a drawing of it.Yeah. But he's. He's a good dude, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's doing good. So. Yeah, he wants to, you know, else is doing good. Hey, sue stray ho. He's doing good, too.He's always been so funny.Yeah. So he opened for me for eight years, too.Dang.Eight years. Yeah. A lot of these guys. Eight years open for me. Rick Ingram opened for me. All these guys. Yeah, it's cool. I love bringing those guys out on the.Yeah. That's one cool thing about the store, is just like. It's just. I don't know. Once you get in there and you make your way through and you've been there for a while and you know who's who and you kind of. You develop your own little relationship with the space and the people you love to see and people come and go and the people that work there, and it's like. It is just such a universe, you know? We're lucky to be able to have a workplace that has a lot of joy and, like, different people at it. And you. It's fun. Like, imagine you get to go to work and it's actually. You can say what you want. You're encouraged. There's no real HR. In fact, HR is like, HR is encouraging you to fucking save. Crazy. I never thought about that, man. That's such a crazy blessing, dude. Do you think your mother felt very achieved with her? With the comedy club?Mmm. Yeah. I mean, she's, you know, and that's, you know, the way. The way that it's still. The way that it's left right now is exactly how she left it, which is awesome. You know, she just put her stamp on it. She's leave it alone, don't fuck with it. And, you know, and just, like, you know, the rooms are set up the way there are and different than the laugh actor, differently. Improvon my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.Oh, wow.My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?No, I do my own yoga.That's good. Chiropractor.No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.Yeah.So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.Everybody is, yeah.Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?No, I met him once.You did?Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.Really?Yeah. He was fucking amazing.Yeah.I mean, God. Yeah.He was, like, meeting him.You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.Yeah.Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.Yeah, but, um.Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.It was the only thing between kids watched.Yeah.Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.Yeah, let's watch it.Crazy.Remember TRL?Oh, yeah. Total request live.Yeah.And who was the host on it?Carson Daly.Carson Daley, dude.And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.He ever gets party with her?Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

run for anything like that? Like, think about it for a second. Like, not right now. Yeah, but I'm like, you know, ve known him since I was little. I sent him flowers on Valentine's day. This is a short film. Oh. This short film is called Court Jester. And I, I love him and I love his story, and I, and I want to do his, you know, biopic. So we did this short film, and it did, it did really well for me. You know, we were at Park City with it and, you know, and people just loved it.Play somebody right there. Oh, by halfway into this, I believe that it's him.Yeah. Yes. You guys are doing great. Now we're gonna scoop.Yeah. It really seems, like, empowering. That's great.Yeah. So.And he was from Louisiana, actually.Yes. He was his brother Lenny. Yeah.And so now since he's passed, is there a. Would you still try to do it? Like, I don't know if that's against the grain or whatever, or is that just can, is a state hire you to do it?Well, here's, here's the deal. In reality, first of all, I'm just an actor, okay. I'm not a lawyer, you know, but from what I, from what I've learned from being in this process, that if you're a public figure, it's called an unauthorized biopic. So, for instance, they happen every day. So, I mean, the Pam and Tommy Hulu special, or Hulu. Or Hulu series was unauthorized.Oh, wow.You know, they didn't.So people can just make it.That's, they do stuff all the time that way. So as long as you don't. Don't do something mean, you know, as long as I do it nice. Like this piece is defaming him. Yeah. You're not defaming him. Then I'll be fine. So I'm in bed with a producer named Mark Walper. W O L P E R, not Wahlberg. And he's been in the game for about 50 years. Him andWarner Brothers. And I have a great writer named Jordan Allen Dutton, who's writing the script. So I'm moving forward with it, and then. But my instinct is, like, your instinct is get his estate to kind of be involved, you know, give them some money, but we'll see. You know, I'm kind of at. At the place where I just want to make the movie, and I just want to kind of do good by him and not defame him.Yeah.And that's kind of my come from. From the beginning of. And it was never about making fun of anything else. You know, his. Richard saved lives, like, his. His save lives, and he helped people, and that's kind of where my come from is. And at the end of the day, yeah, I'm a comic, but I'm a fucking actor.Yeah.You know what I mean?Oh, yeah.A lot of movies. And that's my main thing. And that's why I still sell tickets.Yeah.I don't sell tickets because of my Netflix special or, you know, I'm sell tickets because of this, because I've touched people with my films. And so this lines up. It's kind of like God gave me a softball. I mean, this is, like a really great opportunity for me, and I'm going to do it, and it's going to happen. And we're getting the financing together right now. That's kind of where we are in the process. But I got a great producer that I've been in bed with on this for about six months, and we got a great writer, we got a great story, we've got a great pitch, and he's writing the script right now.Wow.So, yeah, so it's happening.Yeah. And I think, you know, say if you had passed away and you knew before you passed away, you were like, I don't know if I. I want this guy to make this thing about me or to be in it. And who knows if maybe also Richard Simmons was feeling embarrassed about himself, you know, sometimes it's like, I just want to go away. If he knew he was sick, there's just so many little. But then if you did pass away and then somebody made something that was really honoring you and you got to see it, I wonder how you would feel. I feel like I would probably feel like, man, that's pretty cool.Yeah, well, that's how I feel. You know, I feel that he would see it just like, he probably saw.This and even, like, he touched people's lives, like.Yeah, absolutely. And at the end of the day, you know, publicly, he came out and he says, I'm. I don't.Yeah. What did he say?Bring it up. He says, I don't approve of Pauly shore playing me in a biopic. And then he says. He says, I want Tom cruise to play me.So obviously.So, I mean, you know, that's a funny joke, by the way. You know what I mean? That's actually. You know what I mean? But here's another thing, Theo. Like, how do we know this was even him writing this shit? Oh, how do we even know he.Was writing the shit twink that he.Met at the airport or one of his handlers. You don't fucking know.It was probably a twink that he met at the airport. Let's be realistic. It's LA.What does it say? I just read that a man that I don't know is writing a script about bio. I do not approve this movie. I'm in talks with the major's duty to create my own Bible pic. Meanwhile, he passes, right?So obviously he did. You gotta read your own room of your life. Like, if you're passing away, you're not.Writing that type of stuff. You're fucking worried about trying to live.Yeah, dude, you're fucking counting t cells, homie. You're not over here fucking milling around your.That's another thing. I want to get to the bottom. I want to get to the bottom line because, you know, I love Richard, and I know Richard loves me, and I know Richard loves my mom, and I know that I don't have a fucking bad bone in my body.Yeah.And my come from is all about love and, you know, and putting it out in a positive, positive way. And I don't know. And I don't believe that he's the one that wrote all this stuff that. That, you know, and if anything, I got him out. Meaning, like, I got him to see, to just speak.Yeah.Because he'd been so close for so long.Yeah. People hadn't heard from him in a long time. Bring up some of the videos where he helped women lose some weight. I mean, he was the first kind of influencer. He was like a professional wrestler that never wrestled, but danced the fat off of the midwest and other parts of.America, and he made it fun.Yes.The Ellen stuff is great. Yeah.Yeah. There he is. Look at the party off the pounds right there. I remember my grandmother had party off the pounds, dude. And I would sit and watch her move to this hilarious. Before she hated me, but still, look at him. Oh, it's like teletubbies.Because he was. He was chubby, too.Yeah.And you know what would happen is he would. He would get involved with a relationship with, like, an goes to Africa, Ernest goes to the AIDS clinic, probably, I'm guessing. And no offense to Africa, those are rumors. And a lot of that's on redh it.So what do you think? I mean, this is, we can just, can you guys, can you guys Photoshop Theo's head on top of his head?Well, that's the thing. Probably they're just gonna be able to, as long as they license you, whatever. They can put you in a movie, dude.But, yeah, but we gotta do it for you. You're hot right now. This could be good. Scroll up to the top. Yeah, you don't want to fucking do a David Spade movie. Do a fucking. Theo scared of stupid. Theo scared and stupid. It's perfect. I mean, you could just do your face. Let. Put his face back up there. Put his dumb face.Dude, can you do blackface in the future?No, no, no, we don't want to do that here. Put his face back now.Dude, look at this.Wait, here we go.At least we should be able to do native american face, right?Yeah. See this guy do this face right here? Do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Hold on.Yeah, I mean, that's a fucking hit, dude.I don't know.What do you mean? Like, you got to do a series of movies. This is great. It's perfect timing.I don't know, man. Go straight to you here each week. But maybe, I don't know. I mean, the thing about Spade I notice is, like this, what I heard about movies, it's fun if you're with your friends, dude. And if you have to be somewhere, stuck somewhere for a while and it's not your friend or you want to sit there every night and have dinner with, then it just seems like it's not as fun, you know?Yeah. That's why I could never be in that movie, because Dave in it, we're not friends.Y'all aren't?No, fuck that guy. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, no, he's my friend. I met him. You know, I met him. I did a movie with George Burns. No way.Gods must be crazy.No, it's called 18 again. George Burns. You remember George Burns?Yeah, from the gods. Must be crazy.Wasn't he the old guy here put up George Burns 18 again right there. So this is George Burns. This was my first movie ever. George Burns was a comedian back in the day.Oh, yeah. I know he was George Burns. You looked about 98 years old.Yeah, that guy. So I did this movie. See this guy on the left? His name's Charlie Schlatter. So I played Charlie Schlatter's best friend in 18 again. Yeah. So that's why I met George Burns. And that's when I met David Spade, because David Spey was best friends with Charlie Schlatter. So I've known David Spade since I was 19.Wow. David's. I mean, how has he always had so much luck with the ladies? Be honest, man.I don't know. He's sexy.Oh, David's a close friend of mine. I think he's handsome. He's one of the funniest guys. Yes, but how did he get so. I mean, there's other. There's a lot of guys that are like that. Not't know. He would hide from me a lot. He'd always hide from me. One time, he cried on the road with me. He cried because I wanted. It was, we were in Detroit, and that'll do it. And. No, no, we were in Detroit, and, you know, the road manager gives everyone their hotel keys, you know, so Bobby goes to his key, and I just followed him in his room, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm staying with you tonight. You know, I want to stay with you in the room. And he wasn't into that. And I'm like, no, dude, because I don't have anyone. I'm lonely. I want to be. I don't want to go back to my room by myself. Yeah. You know, he. And then he started crying, and then when he cried, I just left. But, um. Yeah, yeah.Oh, yeah. He's definitely. And the crazy thing about him crying, it's like one tear gets in his eye, and it's.Yeah, yeah, he's doing great now, too.It's full.But I. Again, I told him, I said, dude, it's gonna happen for you. He was always neurotic.Really?Yeah. Well, yeah, he was. You know, before his podcast, he was just trying to figure he wasn't. He barely was selling out comedy clubs.Wow.You know what I mean?I've always. He's one guy who could never change a word from his set, and I.Would still funny every single time.There's just actually, when he walks up, it's already. The setup is already there.Yes.And not in a negative way. The setup is already there. Yeah.No, I love Bobby. Bobby is very, very close with her. I I do see him at the korean spa sometimes. He gets really fucking freaked out when I go again.Really?Yeah.He showed his butt hole to some kids somewhere. I don't know where that was at. I'm trying to remember. If I don't. There's a video that is definitely a drawing of it.Yeah. But he's. He's a good dude, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's doing good. So. Yeah, he wants to, you know, else is doing good. Hey, sue stray ho. He's doing good, too.He's always been so funny.Yeah. So he opened for me for eight years, too.Dang.Eight years. Yeah. A lot of these guys. Eight years open for me. Rick Ingram opened for me. All these guys. Yeah, it's cool. I love bringing those guys out on the.Yeah. That's one cool thing about the store, is just like. It's just. I don't know. Once you get in there and you make your way through and you've been there for a while and you know who's who and you kind of. You develop your own little relationship with the space and the people you love to see and people come and go and the people that work there, and it's like. It is just such a universe, you know? We're lucky to be able to have a workplace that has a lot of joy and, like, different people at it. And you. It's fun. Like, imagine you get to go to work and it's actually. You can say what you want. You're encouraged. There's no real HR. In fact, HR is like, HR is encouraging you to fucking save. Crazy. I never thought about that, man. That's such a crazy blessing, dude. Do you think your mother felt very achieved with her? With the comedy club?Mmm. Yeah. I mean, she's, you know, and that's, you know, the way. The way that it's still. The way that it's left right now is exactly how she left it, which is awesome. You know, she just put her stamp on it. She's leave it alone, don't fuck with it. And, you know, and just, like, you know, the rooms are set up the way there are and different than the laugh actor, differently. Improvon my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.Oh, wow.My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?No, I do my own yoga.That's good. Chiropractor.No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.Yeah.So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.Everybody is, yeah.Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?No, I met him once.You did?Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.Really?Yeah. He was fucking amazing.Yeah.I mean, God. Yeah.He was, like, meeting him.You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.Yeah.Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.Yeah, but, um.Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.It was the only thing between kids watched.Yeah.Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.Yeah, let's watch it.Crazy.Remember TRL?Oh, yeah. Total request live.Yeah.And who was the host on it?Carson Daly.Carson Daley, dude.And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.He ever gets party with her?Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

ve known him since I was little. I sent him flowers on Valentine's day. This is a short film. Oh. This short film is called Court Jester. And I, I love him and I love his story, and I, and I want to do his, you know, biopic. So we did this short film, and it did, it did really well for me. You know, we were at Park City with it and, you know, and people just loved it.

Play somebody right there. Oh, by halfway into this, I believe that it's him.

Yeah. Yes. You guys are doing great. Now we're gonna scoop.

Yeah. It really seems, like, empowering. That's great.

Yeah. So.

And he was from Louisiana, actually.

Yes. He was his brother Lenny. Yeah.

And so now since he's passed, is there a. Would you still try to do it? Like, I don't know if that's against the grain or whatever, or is that just can, is a state hire you to do it?

Well, here's, here's the deal. In reality, first of all, I'm just an actor, okay. I'm not a lawyer, you know, but from what I, from what I've learned from being in this process, that if you're a public figure, it's called an unauthorized biopic. So, for instance, they happen every day. So, I mean, the Pam and Tommy Hulu special, or Hulu. Or Hulu series was unauthorized.

Oh, wow.

You know, they didn't.

So people can just make it.

That's, they do stuff all the time that way. So as long as you don't. Don't do something mean, you know, as long as I do it nice. Like this piece is defaming him. Yeah. You're not defaming him. Then I'll be fine. So I'm in bed with a producer named Mark Walper. W O L P E R, not Wahlberg. And he's been in the game for about 50 years. Him andWarner Brothers. And I have a great writer named Jordan Allen Dutton, who's writing the script. So I'm moving forward with it, and then. But my instinct is, like, your instinct is get his estate to kind of be involved, you know, give them some money, but we'll see. You know, I'm kind of at. At the place where I just want to make the movie, and I just want to kind of do good by him and not defame him.

Yeah.

And that's kind of my come from. From the beginning of. And it was never about making fun of anything else. You know, his. Richard saved lives, like, his. His save lives, and he helped people, and that's kind of where my come from is. And at the end of the day, yeah, I'm a comic, but I'm a fucking actor.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah.

A lot of movies. And that's my main thing. And that's why I still sell tickets.

Yeah.

I don't sell tickets because of my Netflix special or, you know, I'm sell tickets because of this, because I've touched people with my films. And so this lines up. It's kind of like God gave me a softball. I mean, this is, like a really great opportunity for me, and I'm going to do it, and it's going to happen. And we're getting the financing together right now. That's kind of where we are in the process. But I got a great producer that I've been in bed with on this for about six months, and we got a great writer, we got a great story, we've got a great pitch, and he's writing the script right now.

Wow.

So, yeah, so it's happening.

Yeah. And I think, you know, say if you had passed away and you knew before you passed away, you were like, I don't know if I. I want this guy to make this thing about me or to be in it. And who knows if maybe also Richard Simmons was feeling embarrassed about himself, you know, sometimes it's like, I just want to go away. If he knew he was sick, there's just so many little. But then if you did pass away and then somebody made something that was really honoring you and you got to see it, I wonder how you would feel. I feel like I would probably feel like, man, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, well, that's how I feel. You know, I feel that he would see it just like, he probably saw.

This and even, like, he touched people's lives, like.

Yeah, absolutely. And at the end of the day, you know, publicly, he came out and he says, I'm. I don't.

Yeah. What did he say?

Bring it up. He says, I don't approve of Pauly shore playing me in a biopic. And then he says. He says, I want Tom cruise to play me.

So obviously.

So, I mean, you know, that's a funny joke, by the way. You know what I mean? That's actually. You know what I mean? But here's another thing, Theo. Like, how do we know this was even him writing this shit? Oh, how do we even know he.

Was writing the shit twink that he.

Met at the airport or one of his handlers. You don't fucking know.

It was probably a twink that he met at the airport. Let's be realistic. It's LA.

What does it say? I just read that a man that I don't know is writing a script about bio. I do not approve this movie. I'm in talks with the major's duty to create my own Bible pic. Meanwhile, he passes, right?

So obviously he did. You gotta read your own room of your life. Like, if you're passing away, you're not.

Writing that type of stuff. You're fucking worried about trying to live.

Yeah, dude, you're fucking counting t cells, homie. You're not over here fucking milling around your.

That's another thing. I want to get to the bottom. I want to get to the bottom line because, you know, I love Richard, and I know Richard loves me, and I know Richard loves my mom, and I know that I don't have a fucking bad bone in my body.

Yeah.

And my come from is all about love and, you know, and putting it out in a positive, positive way. And I don't know. And I don't believe that he's the one that wrote all this stuff that. That, you know, and if anything, I got him out. Meaning, like, I got him to see, to just speak.

Yeah.

Because he'd been so close for so long.

Yeah. People hadn't heard from him in a long time. Bring up some of the videos where he helped women lose some weight. I mean, he was the first kind of influencer. He was like a professional wrestler that never wrestled, but danced the fat off of the midwest and other parts of.

America, and he made it fun.

Yes.

The Ellen stuff is great. Yeah.

Yeah. There he is. Look at the party off the pounds right there. I remember my grandmother had party off the pounds, dude. And I would sit and watch her move to this hilarious. Before she hated me, but still, look at him. Oh, it's like teletubbies.

Because he was. He was chubby, too.

Yeah.

And you know what would happen is he would. He would get involved with a relationship with, like, an goes to Africa, Ernest goes to the AIDS clinic, probably, I'm guessing. And no offense to Africa, those are rumors. And a lot of that's on redh it.So what do you think? I mean, this is, we can just, can you guys, can you guys Photoshop Theo's head on top of his head?Well, that's the thing. Probably they're just gonna be able to, as long as they license you, whatever. They can put you in a movie, dude.But, yeah, but we gotta do it for you. You're hot right now. This could be good. Scroll up to the top. Yeah, you don't want to fucking do a David Spade movie. Do a fucking. Theo scared of stupid. Theo scared and stupid. It's perfect. I mean, you could just do your face. Let. Put his face back up there. Put his dumb face.Dude, can you do blackface in the future?No, no, no, we don't want to do that here. Put his face back now.Dude, look at this.Wait, here we go.At least we should be able to do native american face, right?Yeah. See this guy do this face right here? Do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Hold on.Yeah, I mean, that's a fucking hit, dude.I don't know.What do you mean? Like, you got to do a series of movies. This is great. It's perfect timing.I don't know, man. Go straight to you here each week. But maybe, I don't know. I mean, the thing about Spade I notice is, like this, what I heard about movies, it's fun if you're with your friends, dude. And if you have to be somewhere, stuck somewhere for a while and it's not your friend or you want to sit there every night and have dinner with, then it just seems like it's not as fun, you know?Yeah. That's why I could never be in that movie, because Dave in it, we're not friends.Y'all aren't?No, fuck that guy. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, no, he's my friend. I met him. You know, I met him. I did a movie with George Burns. No way.Gods must be crazy.No, it's called 18 again. George Burns. You remember George Burns?Yeah, from the gods. Must be crazy.Wasn't he the old guy here put up George Burns 18 again right there. So this is George Burns. This was my first movie ever. George Burns was a comedian back in the day.Oh, yeah. I know he was George Burns. You looked about 98 years old.Yeah, that guy. So I did this movie. See this guy on the left? His name's Charlie Schlatter. So I played Charlie Schlatter's best friend in 18 again. Yeah. So that's why I met George Burns. And that's when I met David Spade, because David Spey was best friends with Charlie Schlatter. So I've known David Spade since I was 19.Wow. David's. I mean, how has he always had so much luck with the ladies? Be honest, man.I don't know. He's sexy.Oh, David's a close friend of mine. I think he's handsome. He's one of the funniest guys. Yes, but how did he get so. I mean, there's other. There's a lot of guys that are like that. Not't know. He would hide from me a lot. He'd always hide from me. One time, he cried on the road with me. He cried because I wanted. It was, we were in Detroit, and that'll do it. And. No, no, we were in Detroit, and, you know, the road manager gives everyone their hotel keys, you know, so Bobby goes to his key, and I just followed him in his room, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm staying with you tonight. You know, I want to stay with you in the room. And he wasn't into that. And I'm like, no, dude, because I don't have anyone. I'm lonely. I want to be. I don't want to go back to my room by myself. Yeah. You know, he. And then he started crying, and then when he cried, I just left. But, um. Yeah, yeah.Oh, yeah. He's definitely. And the crazy thing about him crying, it's like one tear gets in his eye, and it's.Yeah, yeah, he's doing great now, too.It's full.But I. Again, I told him, I said, dude, it's gonna happen for you. He was always neurotic.Really?Yeah. Well, yeah, he was. You know, before his podcast, he was just trying to figure he wasn't. He barely was selling out comedy clubs.Wow.You know what I mean?I've always. He's one guy who could never change a word from his set, and I.Would still funny every single time.There's just actually, when he walks up, it's already. The setup is already there.Yes.And not in a negative way. The setup is already there. Yeah.No, I love Bobby. Bobby is very, very close with her. I I do see him at the korean spa sometimes. He gets really fucking freaked out when I go again.Really?Yeah.He showed his butt hole to some kids somewhere. I don't know where that was at. I'm trying to remember. If I don't. There's a video that is definitely a drawing of it.Yeah. But he's. He's a good dude, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's doing good. So. Yeah, he wants to, you know, else is doing good. Hey, sue stray ho. He's doing good, too.He's always been so funny.Yeah. So he opened for me for eight years, too.Dang.Eight years. Yeah. A lot of these guys. Eight years open for me. Rick Ingram opened for me. All these guys. Yeah, it's cool. I love bringing those guys out on the.Yeah. That's one cool thing about the store, is just like. It's just. I don't know. Once you get in there and you make your way through and you've been there for a while and you know who's who and you kind of. You develop your own little relationship with the space and the people you love to see and people come and go and the people that work there, and it's like. It is just such a universe, you know? We're lucky to be able to have a workplace that has a lot of joy and, like, different people at it. And you. It's fun. Like, imagine you get to go to work and it's actually. You can say what you want. You're encouraged. There's no real HR. In fact, HR is like, HR is encouraging you to fucking save. Crazy. I never thought about that, man. That's such a crazy blessing, dude. Do you think your mother felt very achieved with her? With the comedy club?Mmm. Yeah. I mean, she's, you know, and that's, you know, the way. The way that it's still. The way that it's left right now is exactly how she left it, which is awesome. You know, she just put her stamp on it. She's leave it alone, don't fuck with it. And, you know, and just, like, you know, the rooms are set up the way there are and different than the laugh actor, differently. Improvon my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.Oh, wow.My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?No, I do my own yoga.That's good. Chiropractor.No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.Yeah.So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.Everybody is, yeah.Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?No, I met him once.You did?Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.Really?Yeah. He was fucking amazing.Yeah.I mean, God. Yeah.He was, like, meeting him.You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.Yeah.Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.Yeah, but, um.Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.It was the only thing between kids watched.Yeah.Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.Yeah, let's watch it.Crazy.Remember TRL?Oh, yeah. Total request live.Yeah.And who was the host on it?Carson Daly.Carson Daley, dude.And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.He ever gets party with her?Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

goes to Africa, Ernest goes to the AIDS clinic, probably, I'm guessing. And no offense to Africa, those are rumors. And a lot of that's on redh it.

So what do you think? I mean, this is, we can just, can you guys, can you guys Photoshop Theo's head on top of his head?

Well, that's the thing. Probably they're just gonna be able to, as long as they license you, whatever. They can put you in a movie, dude.

But, yeah, but we gotta do it for you. You're hot right now. This could be good. Scroll up to the top. Yeah, you don't want to fucking do a David Spade movie. Do a fucking. Theo scared of stupid. Theo scared and stupid. It's perfect. I mean, you could just do your face. Let. Put his face back up there. Put his dumb face.

Dude, can you do blackface in the future?

No, no, no, we don't want to do that here. Put his face back now.

Dude, look at this.

Wait, here we go.

At least we should be able to do native american face, right?

Yeah. See this guy do this face right here? Do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Hold on.

Yeah, I mean, that's a fucking hit, dude.

I don't know.

What do you mean? Like, you got to do a series of movies. This is great. It's perfect timing.

I don't know, man. Go straight to you here each week. But maybe, I don't know. I mean, the thing about Spade I notice is, like this, what I heard about movies, it's fun if you're with your friends, dude. And if you have to be somewhere, stuck somewhere for a while and it's not your friend or you want to sit there every night and have dinner with, then it just seems like it's not as fun, you know?

Yeah. That's why I could never be in that movie, because Dave in it, we're not friends.

Y'all aren't?

No, fuck that guy. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, no, he's my friend. I met him. You know, I met him. I did a movie with George Burns. No way.

Gods must be crazy.

No, it's called 18 again. George Burns. You remember George Burns?

Yeah, from the gods. Must be crazy.

Wasn't he the old guy here put up George Burns 18 again right there. So this is George Burns. This was my first movie ever. George Burns was a comedian back in the day.

Oh, yeah. I know he was George Burns. You looked about 98 years old.

Yeah, that guy. So I did this movie. See this guy on the left? His name's Charlie Schlatter. So I played Charlie Schlatter's best friend in 18 again. Yeah. So that's why I met George Burns. And that's when I met David Spade, because David Spey was best friends with Charlie Schlatter. So I've known David Spade since I was 19.

Wow. David's. I mean, how has he always had so much luck with the ladies? Be honest, man.

I don't know. He's sexy.

Oh, David's a close friend of mine. I think he's handsome. He's one of the funniest guys. Yes, but how did he get so. I mean, there's other. There's a lot of guys that are like that. Not't know. He would hide from me a lot. He'd always hide from me. One time, he cried on the road with me. He cried because I wanted. It was, we were in Detroit, and that'll do it. And. No, no, we were in Detroit, and, you know, the road manager gives everyone their hotel keys, you know, so Bobby goes to his key, and I just followed him in his room, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm staying with you tonight. You know, I want to stay with you in the room. And he wasn't into that. And I'm like, no, dude, because I don't have anyone. I'm lonely. I want to be. I don't want to go back to my room by myself. Yeah. You know, he. And then he started crying, and then when he cried, I just left. But, um. Yeah, yeah.Oh, yeah. He's definitely. And the crazy thing about him crying, it's like one tear gets in his eye, and it's.Yeah, yeah, he's doing great now, too.It's full.But I. Again, I told him, I said, dude, it's gonna happen for you. He was always neurotic.Really?Yeah. Well, yeah, he was. You know, before his podcast, he was just trying to figure he wasn't. He barely was selling out comedy clubs.Wow.You know what I mean?I've always. He's one guy who could never change a word from his set, and I.Would still funny every single time.There's just actually, when he walks up, it's already. The setup is already there.Yes.And not in a negative way. The setup is already there. Yeah.No, I love Bobby. Bobby is very, very close with her. I I do see him at the korean spa sometimes. He gets really fucking freaked out when I go again.Really?Yeah.He showed his butt hole to some kids somewhere. I don't know where that was at. I'm trying to remember. If I don't. There's a video that is definitely a drawing of it.Yeah. But he's. He's a good dude, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's doing good. So. Yeah, he wants to, you know, else is doing good. Hey, sue stray ho. He's doing good, too.He's always been so funny.Yeah. So he opened for me for eight years, too.Dang.Eight years. Yeah. A lot of these guys. Eight years open for me. Rick Ingram opened for me. All these guys. Yeah, it's cool. I love bringing those guys out on the.Yeah. That's one cool thing about the store, is just like. It's just. I don't know. Once you get in there and you make your way through and you've been there for a while and you know who's who and you kind of. You develop your own little relationship with the space and the people you love to see and people come and go and the people that work there, and it's like. It is just such a universe, you know? We're lucky to be able to have a workplace that has a lot of joy and, like, different people at it. And you. It's fun. Like, imagine you get to go to work and it's actually. You can say what you want. You're encouraged. There's no real HR. In fact, HR is like, HR is encouraging you to fucking save. Crazy. I never thought about that, man. That's such a crazy blessing, dude. Do you think your mother felt very achieved with her? With the comedy club?Mmm. Yeah. I mean, she's, you know, and that's, you know, the way. The way that it's still. The way that it's left right now is exactly how she left it, which is awesome. You know, she just put her stamp on it. She's leave it alone, don't fuck with it. And, you know, and just, like, you know, the rooms are set up the way there are and different than the laugh actor, differently. Improvon my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.Oh, wow.My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?No, I do my own yoga.That's good. Chiropractor.No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.Yeah.So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.Everybody is, yeah.Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?No, I met him once.You did?Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.Really?Yeah. He was fucking amazing.Yeah.I mean, God. Yeah.He was, like, meeting him.You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.Yeah.Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.Yeah, but, um.Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.It was the only thing between kids watched.Yeah.Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.Yeah, let's watch it.Crazy.Remember TRL?Oh, yeah. Total request live.Yeah.And who was the host on it?Carson Daly.Carson Daley, dude.And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.He ever gets party with her?Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

't know. He would hide from me a lot. He'd always hide from me. One time, he cried on the road with me. He cried because I wanted. It was, we were in Detroit, and that'll do it. And. No, no, we were in Detroit, and, you know, the road manager gives everyone their hotel keys, you know, so Bobby goes to his key, and I just followed him in his room, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm staying with you tonight. You know, I want to stay with you in the room. And he wasn't into that. And I'm like, no, dude, because I don't have anyone. I'm lonely. I want to be. I don't want to go back to my room by myself. Yeah. You know, he. And then he started crying, and then when he cried, I just left. But, um. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's definitely. And the crazy thing about him crying, it's like one tear gets in his eye, and it's.

Yeah, yeah, he's doing great now, too.

It's full.

But I. Again, I told him, I said, dude, it's gonna happen for you. He was always neurotic.

Really?

Yeah. Well, yeah, he was. You know, before his podcast, he was just trying to figure he wasn't. He barely was selling out comedy clubs.

Wow.

You know what I mean?

I've always. He's one guy who could never change a word from his set, and I.

Would still funny every single time.

There's just actually, when he walks up, it's already. The setup is already there.

Yes.

And not in a negative way. The setup is already there. Yeah.

No, I love Bobby. Bobby is very, very close with her. I I do see him at the korean spa sometimes. He gets really fucking freaked out when I go again.

Really?

Yeah.

He showed his butt hole to some kids somewhere. I don't know where that was at. I'm trying to remember. If I don't. There's a video that is definitely a drawing of it.

Yeah. But he's. He's a good dude, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's doing good. So. Yeah, he wants to, you know, else is doing good. Hey, sue stray ho. He's doing good, too.

He's always been so funny.

Yeah. So he opened for me for eight years, too.

Dang.

Eight years. Yeah. A lot of these guys. Eight years open for me. Rick Ingram opened for me. All these guys. Yeah, it's cool. I love bringing those guys out on the.

Yeah. That's one cool thing about the store, is just like. It's just. I don't know. Once you get in there and you make your way through and you've been there for a while and you know who's who and you kind of. You develop your own little relationship with the space and the people you love to see and people come and go and the people that work there, and it's like. It is just such a universe, you know? We're lucky to be able to have a workplace that has a lot of joy and, like, different people at it. And you. It's fun. Like, imagine you get to go to work and it's actually. You can say what you want. You're encouraged. There's no real HR. In fact, HR is like, HR is encouraging you to fucking save. Crazy. I never thought about that, man. That's such a crazy blessing, dude. Do you think your mother felt very achieved with her? With the comedy club?

Mmm. Yeah. I mean, she's, you know, and that's, you know, the way. The way that it's still. The way that it's left right now is exactly how she left it, which is awesome. You know, she just put her stamp on it. She's leave it alone, don't fuck with it. And, you know, and just, like, you know, the rooms are set up the way there are and different than the laugh actor, differently. Improvon my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.Oh, wow.My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?No, I do my own yoga.That's good. Chiropractor.No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.Yeah.So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.Everybody is, yeah.Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?No, I met him once.You did?Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.Really?Yeah. He was fucking amazing.Yeah.I mean, God. Yeah.He was, like, meeting him.You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.Yeah.Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.Yeah, but, um.Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.It was the only thing between kids watched.Yeah.Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.Yeah, let's watch it.Crazy.Remember TRL?Oh, yeah. Total request live.Yeah.And who was the host on it?Carson Daly.Carson Daley, dude.And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.He ever gets party with her?Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

on my podcast. He used to own a pizza place here.

Oh, wow.

My friend Thomas and used to run a place called Gray Block Pizza. And then he moved to Bend, Oregon and started making a cold plunge out there with his buddies. Beautiful.

Yeah. Cause it's all about sweating. What about the workout? What do you do with that?

I get a trainer like two days a week and then I'll go myself. Probably one or two days a week. I'll do a little bit of yoga too.

Stretch lab. Do you go to get stretched?

No, I do my own yoga.

That's good. Chiropractor.

No, but I need to go. This morning I was looking at myself.

I was like, I got a good chiropractor out here too.

Really, really good. Yeah, I was looking at my body in the mirror. I was like, jesus, what is that crooked? Just seemed like it was like fucking, like, it was like, yeah, my whole body looking.

You know what? I'm, like, ten years older than you.

Yeah.

So it's like, you know, this is the age where you got to start really seeing. Yeah, that's the most important thing. And sweating. Yeah, yeah, do it all.

Yeah, I'm starting to learn it a little bit more that now you can only get kind of so famous. Right. Like, fame is different now. It feels like everybody's pretty popular. Kind of.

Everybody is, yeah.

Because there's so much stuff to see quickly. It used to be you had to go see a movie, and then those people would be famous. But now in the time it would take you to watch a movie, you can look at 200 different people, and all of them have a level of achievement to you. Do you feel like you got fame at, like, the best time?

Mm, yeah, I mean, I was, it was, I think it was the last great decade of it. I mean, if you look at the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, that was all kind of similar. And then once reality, reality shows hit, you know, the real world, I think that was, like, the first reality show, which was in, like, in the mid nineties. Yeah, I think that's when things got fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know.

It'S so crazy, you know, like, did you ever get to party with, like, Michael Jackson?

No, I met him once.

You did?

Yeah, I met him once, but it wasn't like we hung out. It was just like a high type thing. But I mean, back in the MTV days, I met a lot of, you know.

But do you remember the sound of his voice or anything or. No.

Hi. Hi. What's going on? Hi, Paulie. I like your music video show. It's very cute.

Really?

Yeah. He was fucking amazing.

Yeah.

I mean, God. Yeah.

He was, like, meeting him.

You know, you look at guys like Bruno Mars. Super talented, right. But not Michael Jackson.

Yeah.

Or princess. You know, these guys were like, you know, another level. Yeah.

And they had a level of mystery, and there was like.

Yeah, but, um.

Yeah, there was just so much. I don't know.

But also, MTV was, was. Was the biggest thing in the world. Yeah, it was the biggest thing in the world.

It was the only thing between kids watched.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you're watching MTV. Come over. Let's watch MTV.

Yeah, let's watch it.

Crazy.

Remember TRL?

Oh, yeah. Total request live.

Yeah.

And who was the host on it?

Carson Daly.

Carson Daley, dude.

And he would toss to, like, Britney Spears or corn limp Bizkit, you know Wyclef? Yeah. This was like one of the last great eras. Britney Spears.

He ever gets party with her?

Not really. No, not really. She'dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.Court gesture. Yeah.God, it's amazing.Thank you.Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.

dancing, which is in the Richard Simmons biopic. Of course, we're going to be doing that as well.

That video is so impressive if you haven't gotten a chance to see it. We played a little bit of it here, but.

Court gesture. Yeah.

God, it's amazing.

Thank you.

Yeah. And best of all, that's cool, man. Congratulations, dude, on staying creative and just on your propensity to be hopeful and positive for other people. That's really. It's a nice gift to have, you know?

Yeah. And then, also, just so you know, I didn't say this, but we sleep the same I do the same thing. Pillow between my legs, 69 degrees shit in my hair, stuff on my eyes, you know, semen in my. You know. Right here. That's good. You forgot that. Shiny shinies later, dudes. I must be cornerstone.

But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece.

Of my life out I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take a little.