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Ted Danson here. I can't wait for you to listen to the first episode of my brand new podcast, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, hosted by yours truly and my good friend Woody Harrelson, coming to you on June 12th. We were so excited for you all to hear the podcast that we want to share a sneak peek of our first guest, the one and only Will Arnett. So take a listen.

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Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah. Do you ever have that thing when you're in a room with a bunch Hollywood types and you feel like the...

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It's my life.

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You don't feel like you belong. Like you were just saying.

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Totally. I used to imagine that you walk into these parties and I felt like there was a number on a piece of paper that stuck to my back, my ranking in Hollywood. Come on, really? Yes. You'd sit there and you'd reach around and go, Fuck, 1,200?

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Really?

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I'm the 1,200?

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No, you never had that, did you?

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Not really. You're like, I belong in this room and everybody loves me.

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Not only do I belong, but these fucking people are the worst. They're so untalented. I can't believe how lucky all these motherfuckers are. This person can barely read. This person can barely speak.

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That's so healthy. I love that.

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You're like, I own this room.

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I fucking kill it. No, you do have those things. I mean, I've gone through, again, I think that it's one of the benefits of getting older, that I just put less value on shit like that. There was a time coming off for rest of development, if I'm being totally honest, where I thought that I was going to have, where I had a lot of opportunity and I felt like I squandered it, which reminds me, I got to fire my manager today. I've had those moments where I was like, I could have had this or I could have had that, and I didn't.

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I always remind myself that I'm on my path The universe is always taking care of me.

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So whatever that's going to be, and I don't know what is coming for me, but it's fucking great, and it is right around the corner. You know how I know that? Because it always has been. So I just got to bank on that. It's the only thing. That's the only faith I really have.

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That was just a taste of our conversation with Will Arnett. So mark your calendars for June 12th to hear the rest of the episode. We'll have even more amazing guests like Martin Short, Conan O'Brien, Mary Steenbergen, Eric Andre, Kristen Bell, Jane Fonda, Simu Liu, and so many more. Follow and subscribe to where everybody knows your name, wherever you get your podcasts. See you June 12th.