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Hi, this is Amy Poehler here to tell you about a new improvised show from Paperkite Podcasts, the team that brought you Say More with Dr. Sheila and the Chris Chapman Doover. We are getting into true crime. Check out our new parody podcast, Women Talking About murder. It's a show about women talking about murder. Every episode features special guests, twists, turns, and the mystery of a missing co-host. Take a listen.

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Women talking about murder is about two women helping women not to get murdered. This is Jo Beth. I like to stay close to home due to the fact I've been stalked. I've almost been murdered many, many times.

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This is Donna. I love it all. I'm a yes person. I love a road trip, and I love a city at night. So I just walk around and say hi to whoever I pass. I'll go to a temple, I'll go to a church, I'll I'll go to a seance. I'll go to someone's basement when he says, Come on over.

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I'm worried sick about Donna, but that's what makes it work between us. I am her protector. I like to feel that I am a mama bear to all women who are about to be murdered. Her body was found at the bottom of the Red Rocks on day three of a women's yoga retreat. If I could have only one bump bumper sticker, that bumper sticker would say, It's always the husband. It's always the husband.

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So, Jo Beth, today's murder happened on a cruise ship?

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Of course it did.

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I love cruises.

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Of course you do. His body was found in Doug's basement, bludgeoned to death by a Pet Rock.

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Oh, do we know the Pet Rock's name? Because that might be a clue.

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Should we do my wrap up?

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Yes.

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This has It's been Jo Beth.

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And Donna.

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And as always, don't go in basements. Don't cross state lines alone. Don't ever load something into the back seat of your car unless you're facing outward. Don't let the gas guy in your house ever. Don't go jogging. Don't go walking. Don't have affairs. Don't go on a cruise. Don't do sports. And finally, do not have fun. Love you all. Stay indoors, my babies.

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