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I was laying on my bed and she was sitting on the couch in my room. I said, Why don't you come up on the bed? Got gay.

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Not even like, Are you comfortable?

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Do you use protection? She got on the bed and then immediately straddled me.

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She was waiting.

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Yes.

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Jordan was waiting 10 years for this moment. He couldn't wait.

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I flinched because she touched me. Well, I was like... Because she touched me. She was like, Is something wrong? I was like, I just thought when you were coming on the bed, you were going to just sit next to me. But no, I just didn't expect that.

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No, your reaction is very valid. I don't know. I just was. I would have left.

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Left your own house. Why don't you stay here.